A cunting for the smallest room, where ball-cock in hand, we salute 57 year old plumber, Mr Hulme. What did he do to receive this signal honiour?, well when repairing the bogs of wimmiz homes, he added a little extra – a spy camera:

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Apparently this lavatory lust helped him to fulfil his “sexual needs”!

He received a prison sentence of 12 months for his cinematography. Some people will think this sentence somewhat lenient, but prison is nothing if it doesn’t include some degree of rehabilitation, and I humbly suggest he needs aversion therapy.

We need to employ another plumber, who does not have this particular fetish, to install three more cameras, one in the khasi of Emily Thornberry, another in the shithouse of AnalEase Dodds, and third – and the biggest deterrant in Mrs. Boggs bog – any camera that could pick up what goes on beneath those flabby folds of flesh, deserves to have it’s designer given the Nobel Prize for science. I only use the upstairs one, she contains herself (just about) in the downstairs. I always buy that bleach that kills 99% of all known germs (thought there are probably a few unknown ones in there when she has been)

No doubt Mr. Hulme will be whiling away the hours in the slammer singing his favourite song, A Room With A Loo, flushed with success. Honestly though, what a dirty, kinky cunt.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who correctly predicted the next ‘name’ to pass away would be Gerald Sinstadt. Known for being an old school footie commentator back when footie was great and commentating was done properly. He was 91.

On to Dead Pool 228.

The Rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will die next. It is first come first serve but you can always steal someone else’s nominations from prior pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) You can’t switch picks once chosen until the next pool.

5) Please check your nom’s haven’t already been selected as we can’t be arsed to check.

So without further ado, get on with it…

This story is appalling and will make your blood boil. It happened in the USA but it could just as easily happen here and probably will before long.

Scott Smith is a plumber and his 15 year old daughter was raped and sodomised by a boy in a skirt in the single sex toilets of her school.

Mr Smith protested at a school-board meeting in Loudoun County, Virginia – an area known for its trendy wokeness. On the agenda was the board’s proposal to allow students to use the bathroom of either sex, according to their self-declared gender identity. In response to objections raised by parents, the school-district superintendent stated that ‘We don’t have any record of assaults occurring in our bathrooms’ and the “predator transgender student or person simply does not exist’.

Mr Smith expressed his anger about the assault of his daughter. Mr Smith was then taunted by activists and a woman who said she didn’t believe the rape of his daughter happened. Police intervened and arrested him. A video of Smith being tackled by the police, floundering on the floor as his t-shirt was ripped open, went viral. The woke mob on Twatter mocked and fat-shamed this father who was only trying to protect his daughter and other students.

Smith was then charged and prosecutor, Buta Biberaj, pressed to have him jailed. Ms Biberaj is known for her woke politics and for supporting the ‘decarceration’ of criminals. But she wanted to make an exception to put this father behind bars. Fortunately, she failed to do so and Mr Smith was released.

Mr Smith, whose daughter was the victim of a sexual assault, was shown zero sympathy by the woke elite. Instead he was ridiculed by trans activists, silenced by the school board, arrested by the police and used by the US government to justify a clampdown on “aggressive” parents.

However, Mr Smith’s claims were confirmed and a teen/tranny was found guilty of raping Mr Smith’s daughter in a school single sex toilet. Then, news broke that the Loudoun school superintendent had lied when he told parents that no sexual assaults had occurred in school toilets. He knew all about it and had connived in having the tranny-boy transferred to another school, where he raped another girl.

So, at a public meeting, they denied knowledge of it, had the police arrest Mr Smith, said nothing as Mr Smith’s reputation was dragged through the gutter, and covered all of it up for months. Why? Because they could not let anything stand in the way of imposing their transgender policy. They were on a moral mission, and a case of sexual assault in the school bathroom could not be allowed to derail it. A plumber and his young daughter were dispensable as long as the woke agenda is promoted.

Where does Smith go to get his reputation back? ‘I am not a domestic terrorist’, he says. ‘I am a concerned father who loves his family and will protect them at every turn.’

A massive, uneducated pile of cunt, coming your way soon.

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Nominated by: MMCM