They Think It’s All Over…It Is Now

We didn’t do a dedicated Euros thread this time around.

Now that it’s all over and England have failed yet again, it seemed only right to let the cunters have a good old moan and rant about boring football, how ‘we woz robbed’ and how it’s not “coming home” after all.

Plus that awful England band, banal commentary, woke box ticking inclusive punditry, they’re crap-they’re brilliant-they’re crap again flip flopping…

So dry your tears an’ fill yer boots.

Love & hugs – The Admin Team.

‘Prevent’ and Northumbria Police [4]

Daily Fail.

12-year-old child investigated by counter-extremism ‘Police’ after officials at his school reported him to the ‘Prevent’ programme. The school suggested that the child was at risk of being ‘radicalised by the Far Right’ as he said he was gay-not queer, and that he had an unhealthy interest in ‘weapons’.

The child had posted a video of himself with a ‘Toy wooden crossbow’. The Toy, sold by English Heritage is decribed as “completely harmless but lots of fun, this replica crossbow is a great way of getting kids outside in the fresh air, for ages 7 years and over”.

Counter terror officers – who visited the boys home – raised concerns that the Jewish boy harboured ‘extremist views’ as he said that ‘Hamas’ (the Gaza-based terror group) should be wiped out. Concerns were also raised over comments he made to school bullies, that he wanted to ‘exterminate’ them , despite claims that school bullies asked if he was going to the gas chamber and gave Nazi salutes.

The boys mother said the school and Prevent officers were guilty of double standards, claiming anti-Semitic incidents at the school were not dealt with in the same way.

Nominated by : Lord of the Rings

Dead Pool [330]

Well done to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Pool 329 by picking the American actress Shannen Doherty who was best know for playing Brenda in cult 90s coming of age show Beverley Hills 90210 as well as notable roles in Charmed and Little House on the Priarie as a child.Doherty died yesterday aged just 53 sadly after a near decade long battle with breast cancer.

On to Dead Pool 330

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed.Its first come first serve and you can always steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily chronology of death.

Gavin Plumb

Gavin plumb. Who dat you ask..

He is the fat, wheezy, heart attack waiting to happen security guard, who was going to kidnap holly willobore..

A 35 stone fantasist, planned to kidnap, rape and murder her.
Seeing as he probably hasn’t seen his winky in a good long while, he is not off to a good start..

Apparently gav had assembled a abduction kit..
Composing of a 12 piece kfc bucket,10 greggs sausage rolls and a diet coke..

Mr plumb pudding aslo had 10,000 photos of Holly on his phone..
One would of sufficed as she only has one expression, surprise..

Though she would of been surprised if professor plump had climbed over her outer wall.

The walrus couldn’t drive and would get out of breathe looking at a pair of running shoes..

Forget locking him up, just strap him to a treadmill, he will be gone in 60 seconds..

ITV News.

Nominated by : Barry zuckercunt

The BBC [124] and the Olympics [9].

Just when you thought this four yearly wankfest and the BBC’s all expenses paid jolly for its staff couldn’t get any worse, they come up with this.

BBC News.

Yes indeed. That we’ll known sporting hero and Olympian, Fred Sirieix has been invited to enjoy BBC hospitality at our expense at this year’s event. How does a reality tv nonentity qualify to be a member of the commentary team at this global event, I hear you ask? We’ll, his daughter is part of the GB diving team, and erm….that’s about it. At least it gets the numbers up and gives the Paris hospitality sector a massive boost.

This from the beebs director of sport….
“ People can tune in to live coverage morning, noon and night, following all the biggest sporting moments as they happen.”

Whoopedey doo! I can’t fucking wait!

Nominated by : Field Marshal Cuntgomery

A deux added by Chuff Chugger:

i second this nom. on the basis the bbc have realised the olympics are based in france so have thought to themselves we need someone french…as you do (not) and this Fred non entity came up in some sort of pissed up discussion. in my opinion they should have used the policeman from allo allo…..far more convincing