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The Labour comedy shitshow continues apace. Welfare cuts abandoned, Rachel from Complaints is crying in Parliament, and the former leader starts a new Fruitcake Party to attract the looniest of the Left. What’s to be done?

Nil desperandum, Sky News has the answer. Wheel out Welshus Windbaggius from its display case in the Natural History Museum, believed to have become extinct some time in the Jurassic period.

Tax wealth over £10 million to fill Rachel’s black hole says the demented old pillock, ‘..seemingly unaware that money can be transferred…’ out of the country at the touch of a computer keyboard. Or does the retard think we still have exchange controls? Wealth Taxes have been ditched by nearly every country that’s ever tried them because they’re a costly administrative nightmare and encourage behaviour change to avoid them. The French Wealth Tax cost more than it raised.

So fuck off Robin Hood, you’re just driven by greed and envy of those richer than yourself. Most people would be more than happy with your 6 taxpayer-funded pensions. But obviously not good enough for a cunt like you.

Somewhere in Wales a village is missing its idiot.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Just this moment seen the attached clip on the BBC website. It came with the usual warning ‘Contains Distressing Scenes’. Distressing? I laughed my socks off and have seen more distressing images reading Rupert Bear to my kids.

It’s not just the BBC either I watch a lot of old films and TV series on Talking Pictures TV and am offended by the wholly unnecessary message ‘Contains offensive language and outdated attitudes’. What a load of bollocks. The most offensive thing on TV is the casting of commercials and there’s nothing wrong with calling a spade a spade in my view. Allez Les Gendarmes. You’ve cheered me up no end.

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Nominated by Isabel Endv.

and his family are evil cunts.

He murdered a 22y.o. woman who was out for a jog. His wife, 2 brothers and the 2 brothers wives all attempted to cover for him over the following days. Knowing about the local murder, and with him showing visible injuries and bloody clothing later on the day he did it – up until his sisters-in-law burned the clothes he’d been wearing when he murdered a woman for him that is ; begs the question was there any atrocity to a teenage girl, say, he could have committed that they wouldn’t cover for?

Scum, all 6 of them.

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Nominated by Cuntemall and additional notes by Lord of the cunts below.

Jozef Puska/ and the bbc are evil cunts.
This poor young Irish born and bred woman was murdered in the most horrific way by a Slovak “immigrant” Subsequently, BBC Northern Island alluded that her partners victim impact statement was “racist”. Several members of said “immigrants” family and friends attempted to pervert the course of justice, via false statements. I for one salute the Irish, they appear to be much more willing to fight back against this shit. Perhaps all of these people can now be deported? Too much to ask I fear.

is a pant-wetting cunt.

The article is quite lengthy, must have been a very slow news day, so I’ll summerise.

Rebecca lives in Cornwall and was at her job cleaning a holiday let, when a thunderstorm started. She’d opened the windows, because it was hot ( and presumably to air the place out) when a bolt of lightening struck very close by, and frightened her so much that she pissed herself!

Why on Earth would you want to share that with anyone, much less the readership of Cornwall News?
What was so fucking newsworthy that it merited such a lengthy article?

There’s a lovely photo part way down the article, for me it’s a hard choice between the dog and the family pet!

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

(Better late than never. Fill yer boots – NA)

Royal UK News.

It’s taken us 500 years to offer Johnny Frog the return leg of the Field of the Cloth of Gold, but better late than never I suppose. Ace negotiator and self-proclaimed hard bastard Quare Rodney is so desperate for a few crumbs of comfort to fall from Napoleon’s table than the entire British establishment is wheeled out to lick French derriere.

Receiving the Prime Minnow’s unconditional surrender of his own arse and our fish and borders, Monsieur le President gives what in return? A risible weekly swap of 50 immos each way. Is that it?

This whole expensive farrago, from Rodney’s craven capitulation to Jug Ears’ comical speech in French, has been an utter national embarrassment. Napoleon must be laughing his coq off at how easily the British roll over for a tummy rub. And looking at all the handy hiding space in the garment Granny Macron wore for the banquet, I hope Jug Ears counted the cutlery before and after.

But here’s the thing. Despite perfect boating weather, Calais Yacht Club arrivals at Dover have been zero from 3 days before the visit. Why would that be? Could it be that for once the French police were ordered to do their jobs (for which we’ve shovelled 3/4 billion smackers their way) and they’ve stopped Captain Pugwash and his merry band leaving the French coast for a few days? We don’t want any embarrassing news stories spoiling the party, do we?

No wonder Napoleon looks so smug. We give him all this pomp and circumstance when he’d have been perfectly happy just playing Brokeback Mountain again with Rodney.

Addendum

Last day of the pantomime today, the dam has burst and the Third World is swarming across the Channel once more. Anyone doubt that the ‘deal’ will be scuppered by the EU in due course?

Napoleon is taking the oui oui.
And as for Quare – a spineless, craven, genuflecting, pusillanimous, embarrassing, sycophantic, grovelling, knee-bending fellator.

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Seconded by Cunt of the Isles

Seconded, With this news headline.

Starmer says ‘one in, one out’ migrant deal with France to begin within weeks – BBC News.

Upon first reading of headline, I assumed it to be one into France equals same one into UK from France but alas no, I was not far off.
It claims the illegal boat enthusiasts will be returned to France where we will happily swap them for a non boat enthusiast.

Net result, Starmer has signed us up to accept who knows how many undocumented people while France gets rid of some.