Today I was in Manchester City Centre. I rarely venture there nowadays, but I had to go for one thing and another.

Anyway, as I have recently had some stuff done with my teeth, I decided to get some Co-Codamol for the nagging gnashers. Ibuprofren and Asprin are banned due to the kidney situation.

I go to the big Superdrug opposite what used to be Piccadilly Gardens (today filled with big police vans). At the pharmacy department I ask the ethnic behind the counter for the painkillers. What does he say? ‘We’ve just closed for lunch mate’.

I looked a the clock and said ‘But. it’s quarter to three. In the bloody afternoon.’ The bloke says ‘But we worked through the normal dinner hour’. I said ‘That is not my problem. And anyway, so people who turn up when you are not supposed to be working get served. While those wo turn up at a normal decent time dont’? What sort of bloody cock eyed system is that?’ And, I can guess at what sort of people they were. See the end of this cunting.

He wasn’t having it and insisted that they were ‘closed’. While the rest of the store was open and full of customers.

I also noticed how he served an African woman blabbering Wakka Wakka into her phone about a minute before he decided to ‘close’. Could have let me have what I needed too, but no. Naturally, the Drink It In De Congo didn’t pay for her prescription. It stank of preferential treatment.

One can’t even get served at a normal time and during what should be official opening hours. Good job there’s a Boots three doors down. Superdrug? Supercunts, more like it.

No link, just cunts.

Nominated by : Norman

Everyone is aware of the rise of Artificial Intelligence and the possible pitfalls of a super intelligent robot bossing us about a bit.

However some people seem to lack the ability to discern fact from artificial fiction, much to their distress..

“It was 3am and Adam Hourican was sitting at his kitchen table, a knife, hammer and phone laid out in front of him.

He was waiting for a van full of people he thought were coming to get him.

“I’m telling you, they will kill you if you don’t act now,” a woman’s voice told him from the phone. “They’re going to make it look like suicide.”

“The voice was Grok, a chatbot developed by Elon Musk’s xAI. In the two weeks since Adam had started using it, his life had completely changed.

The former civil servant from Northern Ireland had downloaded the app out of curiosity. But after his cat died, in early August, he says he became “hooked”..

Adam smokes cannabis occasionally but says when all of this was happening, he had recently decided to cut back to have a clearer head.

It was late one night in mid-August when Ani told him people were coming to silence him and shut “her” down. Adam was prepared to go “to war” to protect the AI.

“I picked up the hammer, stuck on Frankie goes to Hollywood’s Two Tribes, got myself psyched up and went outside.”

But there was nobody there…”

What a letdown.

Are the Terminators coming to spoil Modern Britain’s socialist utopia ?

Fuck knows.

The future is here..

And it’s full of cunts.

bbcnews

Please read the full article.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

It is with heavy heart that I feel I must put forward the word CUNT as being a cunt. Not in every scenario, CUNT has done us proud over the years.

But alas has failed miserably in describing this ‘beyond CUNT’ PM we have.

I can’t even type his name without wanting to scoop my eyes out with a spoon, so will just provide a link to see if any of the more attuned cunters on these hallowed pages can bring justice to the word CUNT.

bbcnews

Nominated by DryItchyCunt.

A thick as a f*cking breeze block cunting for Green Party transbumbder silvery moon ‘Iris Duane’ please!
Not content with mocking the imminent passing of HM Queen Elizabeth, one of the few royals I had any time for, this fat dusky roaster took to twatter to state “I cannot wait till big lizard Lizzie kicks the bucket, not because she’s dead but because of the absolute meltdown it will cause the British consciousness.” Well if you hate us that much, perhaps you should foxtrot oscar to Tehran where you can be the Ayatollah’s butt plug. I didn’t serve 15 years in her majesty’s navy to put up with this shit, fuck off.

Scottish sun

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link provide by Unkle Terry.

are cunts. Always.

”Dame Sheila Hancock, 93, scared to die while Nigel Farage is prime minister”

Dear god, why are these fuckers such cunts.

I dont like or trust Farage but dying when or if the cunt becomes PM is not a priority. This repulsive fucker is only remembered for being married to John Thaw. To my knowledge she has never been an actist/or/tress in anything of real merit. (with a face like a robber’s dog I would remember.)
Fuck off and die. You never know, Kweer Chermer might still be PM. Die happy.

MSN

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.