If there ever was a PC – apparent – hijacking, this would be it :

Make an Uber driver the pilot – anoint him as the next Maverick

Land Plane from Dubai – going to Israel, land in Saudi – saved by Jewish Heroes – landed conveniently by two off-duty pilots.

Caused by a peaceful co-pilot cunt who brought an axe on the plane.

How can a sand dweller, who is a pilot, bring an axe on a plane? Or a knife big enough to do that damage.

Never nice to see innocents die at the hands of peacefuls in a plane, but this smells worse than the shit stains on the seats of said plane when it landed.

Nominated by King Kunt seconded by Geordie Twatt.

I’d like to second this nomination with the following incisive piece of journalism:

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Omani sandwóg with a history of expressing hatred of Jews stabs the pilot then attempts to crash the plane with 180 people on board, mostly Jewish, into Tel Aviv.

Investigators work to determine why.

Oh go on, have a guess.

‘This is one of the things I do stay awake at night about, think about and fear
….the far-right deciding and determining…..a nostalgic vision of Britain that never really existed. It’ll be that warm ale, a black Labrador by your feet in a pub…..a Britain that we don’t want to have and never really existed.’
– Jenny Riddell-Carpenter MP
Minister for Nature, a job that never really existed

Well I have some good news for the porcine 10-pinter. Following your wise comments Jennifer, Councillor Burnham says that the Government will not stand idly by in the face of threats and intimidation by far-right fascist labradors and warm ale.

So black labs, which never really existed, will now be classified as dangerous dogs and the breed banned. There will be a national cull of existing black labs, which don’t exist, and the prisons are being emptied to make way for those owners who refuse to comply.
All CAMRA members, who don’t exist, will be placed on the terrorist watchlist and subjected to daily surveillance.
Furthermore, HMG has now classified the sound of church bells and leather on willow, which never really existed, as far-right and a threat to national security. Churches, village greens and cricket squares henceforth will, by Government edict, resonate to the sound of Call to Prayer 5 times a day in honour of the multicultural utopia they desire.

No one more so than Jenny Riddell-Carpenter, ever since she did her MA in Islamic History. Or does she not really exist?

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt, additional Link by Sam Beau.

is a cunt.

The refusal to grant bail to Danno Tommo is wrong ; the decision to do so will come back to bite the judiciary and the politicians who engineered this disgraceful decision.
Doubtless, ‘our betters’ were hoping that he would plead guilty when in front of the beak so that he could be given a token sentence.
It has just occurred to me that Danny could use the Colston defence and get set free by a reasonable jury. However, this won’t pay him compensation for five months on remand in jail.

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Nominated by Guzziguy Link by Unkle Terry.

Are useful cunts. Maybe C.A.

Spiders, and how to keep them outdoors.

Short answer, you can’t, and why would you if they’re going to eat these infuriating fruit flies that are driving me insane!

The females live indoors mostly, you just don’t see them, while the males do macho stuff outdoors, like hang gliding and abseiling, and probably barbecueing, for all I know.

I was bitterly disappointed by the non-invasion of flying ants. Not a bloody one! I bought insect spray guaranteed to kill anything with wings.
Ha! The fruit flies haven’t got the memo.

Anyway, as you know, I have an aversion to insects, except butterflies and dragonflies.
I don’t even like caterpillars ( yes, I know. It’s like hating babies but quite liking small , well-behaved children ).

I once watched a woolybear, must have been six inches long, hump it way up my drive, the drive is a good car length, the wooly did it in about 3.8 seconds and quite frankly terrified me.

Enjoy your winter guests folks, though there’s one currently taking refuge under my two sofas and frightening the crap out of me when I catch it moving to and fro with the corner of my eye.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I refuse to give the hook-nosed old cunt his titles. Arsehole he was, and always has been.

Khan has always denied that London had gtooming gangs,which they plainly had – and have. He was asked by a reporter for a comment, and an apology. That last word was probably too much for the old shitstain, and he refused to comment because he had “no time to spare”. This happened a coiuple of times, but the silly old bastard was so busy,he had tie to talk to the alcoholic dodgy dossier writer, Alistair Campbell. I hope his alcoholic breath made the little brown turd drunk:

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Nominated by W C Boggs.