The Church of England has pledged £100 million, aiming to raise £1 billion, to address historic links to slavery through Project Spire and the Fund for Healing, Repair and Justice.

Now I know this is not new. The virtue signalling, pee do protecting, Islam loving halfwits proposing this while their organisation goes down the shitter, and a mosque is built in every neighbourhood. But locally I see this:

‘Our cathedral could run out of money for repairs’

This is Lincoln cathedral. Great beauty and antiquity. No money. But the CofE can consider undeserved reparations for Lenny Henry and co.
Where are the reparations for colluding in the exploitation and starvation of my Irish and Welsh forebears? For bringing German halfwits in as kings and giving them vast tracts of land?
The latest archdickhead (Doolally or similar) Has a lot to consider.

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Nominated by Cuntsable Cuntbubble.

As cunts go She certainly doesn’t live up to her name. This eco warrior, and animal activist entered a fish restaurant in Weymouth on a mission to rescue a lobster.

She snatched the crustacean from the tank and threw it into the habour.. bravo Emma..

But it turns out this crayfish was a display creature, who had lived there for two years.

And apparently because it came from a warm tank and was thrown into the cold water, it would of died instantly..
Oh and it had a crayfish friend in the same tank which died a week later.

A pot of boiling water and some butter sauce would of been more humane you daft cow..

Hopefully someone chucks that stupid bitch in the habour..

‘Animal rights activist killed my crayfish’, says Dorset restaurant owner

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Publicity whores are a cunt, are they not?. The so-called “Royal” version with the half prince and his tart, is very similar to the downmarket Stacey & Joe Solomon, or David & Victoria Beckham, it is long, it is tedious, it is puerile, it is whining self pity and a great fucking bore. All they want is privacy provided it is accompanied by flash bulbs and TV cameras. All six are full blown hypocritical wankers.

Yesterday Mrs Hewitt claimed she had been “the most trolled person in the world”. She hates it, but she loves it, she loves to hate it and hates to love it.

The witless trollop knows that the day the cameras stop, just like Solomon and Beckham knows, their pathetic dreaery plastic lives are over, so they ahve to keep in the limelight.

Now it seems Harry and Meghan want to be “half in and and half out”. Why doesn’t everybody, the press the public, the magazines tell all six of these oxygen thieves to just FUCK OFF>

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

are a cunt.

Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

Will they never fuck off?

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

is a cunt.

Otherwise known as The Magic Money Tree rides to the rescue once more..

“In 2013, Bryony Nierop-Reading’s home in Happisburgh, Norfolk, collapsed into the sea after it was teetering on the cliff edge. Now the home she moved into eight years ago is one of three properties due to be demolished.

North Norfolk District Council has worked with owners to provide a range of options, including financial support of £40,000-£100,000.”

How kind of them.

Bryony also chimed in with “Before I bought the house I had to consider the fact that I would ultimately lose it. My reason for staying is that the further away you are from the coast, the less concerned you are about coastal erosion.”

Indeed.

I’m sure Bryony is as we speak awaiting yet another council payout so she can carefully invest the money in another property teetering on a cliff edge,and so on..

Why can’t they just move Bryony into a care home inland for her own safety (and relief for the council tax payers) and put migrants in these deathtraps instead..the locals could have a sweepstake on which infested property crashes down the cliff first.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.