Claudia Webbe MP

Claudia Webbe MP – racist, professional race baiter and shameless trougher.
I am truly surprised that former Labour MP Claudia Webbe appears not to have been nominated before – she is a truly worthy candidate!

Ms Webbe has been charged with harassment and is due to face trial for this – Webbe has stated she will resign her Parliamentary position in May after having the whip withdrawn by Labour some time ago – But she is still an independent MP for Leicester East, as well as – up until her resignation this Month, a Councillor for Islington Borough, raking in thousands of Pounds in “expenses” for this role on top of her salary as an MP in an entirely different part of the Country and despite admitting she has only spent 15% of her time actually doing the Councillors job.

Is there a single Labour politician who is not in Court?

Is there a single politician of any party who does not deserve to be publicly flogged for their shameless greed and despicable behaviour?

Nominated by: Vernon Fox

Racist Plasters

Raaaay-sist Plasters

There’s a clip circulating on Soshul Meeja where some Yank bird, claiming to be a teacher, starts crying about the fact that plasters ( band-aids they call them in Yankland ) are white. They’re obviously not but let’s not have a row about shades of whiteyness because they are all bad, end of story.
She holds up a couple of plasters and says “ every time I put these on a brown child I am literally adding insult to injury.”
Fucking hell, I bet she thought that was a very clever thing to say not realising that she had just made a complete cunt of herself. ? Are you sure you are a teacher darling? I reckon the black kid who has just been stung by a cunting wasp doesn’t give a flying fuck about the “insult” of the off white plaster. Talk about finding raaaay-sism where it doesn’t exist……they should sign this bitch up to the Labour Party.

Sorry Admin, links are way above my technical ability. You’ll have to do it yourself or bin the fucker.

(Well, you caught me in a forgiving mood, Freddie. I found a link to the story. – NA)

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Dead Pool [209]

Congratulations to TheBestRevengeIsLivingWell for correctly predicting the American rapper DMX would be next to snuff it. DMX (real name Earl Simmons) was 50 and recently suffered a heart attack following a drug overdose leaving him in a vegetative state. He was know for songs such as (Party) Up in here and others but that is the only one I recognized when googling him. He was very popular though from researching him. He leaves behind 15 kids!

On to Dead Pool 209:


1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5) New Rule: Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated. Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

John Wilcock – Rollerskating Cunt

This 90 yr old, ‘Poundland’ Capt.Tom wannabe, says he was inspired to raise money by Marcus Rashford’s (not again!) free school meals campaign and Captain Sir Tom Moore.

Capt.Tom raised £Millions – So far this tail end Charlie attention seeker has raised £3,600 for food charity ‘FareShare’.

Sod off home, put your feet up, have a cocoa, watch Countdown & shut the fuck up.

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

The Duke of Edinburgh

emergency cunting for Phil the royal who has died.

BBC already pushing that he was immigrant who had to escape his country. yada yada.

Nominated by: the cunt of montybisto

(This is a pretty pisspoor nomination in terms of narrative and structure, but we’ll go with it because its a major headline. So go wild – DA)