Use the comments section below to write a nomination for your cunt.

We won’t write your cunt up for you. If you can’t be fucking bothered, neither can we . So don’t be a cunt by submitting a one liner!

The admins will review this page periodically and will either:
1. Post your nomination immediately
2. Schedule it for posting later
3. Decide it’s not appropriate!

After reviewing the nomination, it will be deleted so when it disappears from this page then you know it’s been actioned. Nominations posted elsewhere will be ignored.

[1] Posting in all lower case triggers the spam filter and automatically consigns your comments to oblivion.
[2] Don’t be a lazy cunt and use an eMoji as a name ‘cos it just gets binned and you’re wasting your time and ours.
[3] Write a nomination not War and Peace. We have to read it to check the content and we have better things to do! “Brevity is the soul of wit
[4] DON’T COMMENT ON NOMINATIONS. Wait until they’re posted. Comments will be deleted.
[5] Please write it up as it will appear to save us time correcting spelling, punctuation, paragraph spacing etc. Frankly some of you lazy illiterate fuckers are trying our patience and asking to be binned

PLEASE NOTE that unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions will not be considered. Where possible please enclose a link to a reputable news source.


1 thought on “Nominations


    Have you seen the TV ad? There’s some Ranjit on it that is an abomination. How does one spell Neil with this cunt? Given that he’s a Suneel/Suneil or Aniel/Aneel (I have skin in the game here. My brother both spells and pronounces his name Anil).

    And then you have Joey Essex. A white cunt who is browner than me. Cultural appropriation, you fahkin’ fake cockney cun’. From a true cockney who’s braahn


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