Nominations


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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!

38 thoughts on “Nominations”

  1. Amazon.
    now what the fuck has happened to amazon? used to be pronto delivery but my latest experience’s say otherwise.
    Two products, one an aircon re gas system that I assume was smuggled into the UK from Poland in someone’s baggage, and my other purchase a bird scarer to protect my Blueberry’s from the pigeons, looking at its rate of travel I can only assume that it is being smuggled out of China up someone’s arse and looks like it will arrive shortly before next years harvest!

    Needs a link C.A.

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  2. The women’s euros 2025 (Not the men’s Euros), but The Euros 2025
    Fuck off wummin, I have zero issues with your substandard football, however, you are invading men’s football, but seem to think men cannot invade your space. I, for one, would invade a women’s footballers box, IF she wasn’t a lesbian. We can hope and dream

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  3. Getting a job despite being British and fully qualified is a cunt
    I worked in the care sector through out the “covid” crap, damn near lost my mind re people saying ”it’s just the flu”, “much ado about nothing”
    During this time I witnessed multiple deaths within the home I worked in. Then, suddenly, one of my coworkers contracted, and died. Fast forward, I get a new job in a central hotel in town, first day, jump on the bus, get off in the city centre, spot the white person. It’s downtown Johannesburg. Scrub that, I now live in Nigeria. Can someone please tell me where they all came from, baring in mind I can’t get a fucking interview in 6 months in my own fucking country. Perhaps the British government can explain why they ferried in thousands of coco pops under every persons noses in this country

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      • I can clarify for you NA.

        LotC cunted the Romanian murderer, no link.

        I seconded the cunting, adding a link. It disappeared to scheduling I guess a few hours afterwards.

        Thank you, Cuntemall. Appreciate the assist – NA.

  5. Suggested Members Poll
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    Q> If you had the Financial means, would you leave the UK tommorrow ?

    This is the Nominations page. Guess what it’s for. Go on, have a stab. Now usually I’d bin this kind of thing, but a new batch of top shelf hookers and a large bag of crack have just been delivered to Admin Mansions, so I’m feeling in a good mood. I’ll suggest this idea to Chief Admin and see if it floats his boat – NA.

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  6. Keir Starmer M.P.

    Sorry to go on about this motherfucker yet again, but if you need any further proof that Sir Keir Rodney Starmer K.C – the Andy Capp of the legal profession – is deluded it has to be his self description yesterday as “a hard bastard”. Really?, just look at the fat faced old cunt. It seems that his arsehole crawling to the EU in general and his boyfriend Macron on particular has gone tits-up. His absurd “one in, one out” policy to “reduce” the number of illegal boat spongers has been kyboshed by the fucking EU (I will have to post a second link after this one, because you are only allowed one per nom).

    “Hard” the only time he gets hard is when Streeting or Bryant are sucking him off.

    It is about time the men in white coats came and dragged the silly soft bastard off to a loony bin:

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2077806/keir-starmer-defends-u-turn-labour

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  8. Something you won’t see on the BBC

    All the crying over Gaza, the genocide, the humanitarian disaster is rammed down our throats day after day, OK it’s not the destination of choice for a family holiday but is it as bad as we are being told.

    For a ‘War’ conducted in high population density areas the death toll is, even by Hamas numbers relatively low and Hamas don’t differentiate between combatants and civilians, the infrastructure destruction is high but that is inevitable when Hamas embed their military within civilian infrastructure.

    Here is footage of Khan Yunis on the 2nd July from Euronews network.

    https://www.euronews.com/video/2025/07/04/gaza-families-turn-to-the-sea-as-heat-and-water-crisis-worsens

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  9. THE PEOPLE WHO ABUSE THE MOTABILITY SCHEME ARE CUNTS.

    I have nominated the the people who take the piss with this scheme, so by extension taking the piss out of me, a taxpayer.
    A very good friend of mine has been on it a long time, but she is a genuine case.
    She needs a car, because she lives in a rural area, the nearest bus stop is probably 2 miles away.
    Her son, who is in his mid twenties now, has severe learning difficulties, she has worked all her life.
    When her son left school, she had to leave work, to become his full time carer. Which she does admirably.
    I have no problem with cases like hers, and the many more which are genuine. That is what the scheme, and wider welfare system was meant for.
    Top help those in real need.
    The opposite end of the scheme, is said friends nephew.
    He his on the autism spectrum, whatever that means. My friend will tell you there’s fuck all wrong with him.
    Other than he can’t get his back off the bed in a morning, an idle little cunt, who chooses not to work, but wants the same nice things as those who do work.
    He drives about in a little Audi, I think it’s an A3, not sure because cars aren’t my thing, I much prefer motorbikes.
    Last year he did above 40,000 miles in it, and actually went on holiday 3 times to Devon, that’s from South Yorkshire as well.
    I would have thought there were mileage restrictions in place, or using the car in that way should flag up there’s nothing wrong with him.
    But his reason for having one is probably more pressing than some.
    A recent article I saw listed some of the reasons.
    Tennis elbow, constipation, stress and and anxiety. The list is stunning when you see the excuses.
    I don’t know the procedure for getting on this merry go round.
    Not only does the scheme want looking at, but also the Doctors signing these cunts off, who give them the privilege of a very cheap car. One that I certainly couldn’t afford, without the big price reduction.
    Maybe it’s time I started getting a bad back, or feeling anxious about Brexit or something.
    I wonder if the scheme will include motorbikes ? I fancy one of those BMW S1000 XR M, or maybe a Vincent, the next time Bonhams auction one.
    If you can’t beat the, join them (that doesn’t include mouse limbs though)
    The day we run up of money draws ever closer. Depressing.
    https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&opi=89978449&url=https://www.thesun.co.uk/motors/35725629/motability-car-scheme-exploited/&ved=2ahUKEwjG_q-F7qyOAxUbQUEAHQJDO2EQ0PADKAB6BAhZEAE&sqi=2&usg=AOvVaw1baYzVy31rDI81d8Z4yTc2

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  10. The spreading of horseshit.

    ”Children living in ‘Dickensian’ poverty, commissioner warns”

    What commisioner? The Childrens Commisioner. And what does this person do apart from spread horseshit? Fuckall I wager.

    This was based on 128 kids across the country. Not randomly selected, no, otherwise it would be about smart phone excesses and obesity.. The kids of the lowest, feral chav parents/parent have been chosen. And we should all pay, natch.

    Apparently poverty is the cause of unwashed, hungry kids. Not the parents. Poverty.
    So we should all pay up so Kyle and Beyonce can have the latest smart phone and unlimited takeaways. And perhaps a wash and toilet training.

    You know it makes sense.

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8r3vm4llo

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  11. Oxfordshire County Council are lettuce polishing cunts..

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cev08k9yl2ko

    All is not well in the Council Chambers as being served nothing but plant based “food” to combat “Climate Change” has surprisingly upset farmers and other normal people.

    The leader of the council,Liberal Democrat Bethia Thomas was quoted as saying “she was happy for any sort of meal provided for me”..

    Aye I’m sure you are over the moon to get free food,even if it is a polar bear saving Tofu Quarter Pounder,you mental,entitled freeloading Thunberg wannabe cunt.

    We can all rest assured that Ms.Thomas is actually gagging for a nice thick juicy sausage between her buns.

    The farmers of Oxfordshire and the endangered koalas will just have to look after themselves it seems.

    Vote Liberal,get rickets.

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  12. MR. Steph Richards:

    Poor old Labour – you have to laugh or else you would cry at the knots they tie themselves into. This week we have seen the unedifying sight of Kweer crawling round little Macron, The “Resident” doctors have decided they want more money and want to strike for it – not very duckie for little Wes, and now, a man in drag who belongs to the LGBTQ community, who is, of course, some petty official for the party, wants to lead the quare section – as a woman. look at it – it looks worse than Mrs Shufflewick. Labour seems to be the party of the deranged and the sordid:

    https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14887747/Labour-trans-rights-biological-man-women.html

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  13. The death of Britain,( you are all cunts)
    Now lets face it we are on the third generation of deluded cunts, our parents, our parents parents, and worst of all our children.
    I know myself that we all aspire to provide for our children the things that we never had, to protect them from the struggles that we fought, so their lives are better.
    So what have we achieved? A generation of wishy washy, oblivious to life nonachievers.
    Why do we have foreign doctors? because their mummy and daddy did not pander to their wishes and they knew they had to do well at school to better themselves.
    We moan about foreigner’s coming in to do jobs that we refuse to do ourselves, whereas in some parts of the UK the fourth generation to claim unemployment benefits sits on a sofa drinking larger.
    The lack of education that has lead to the delusional organisations and demonstrations that we see on our streets, even the outbursts of grief when someone vaguely famous dies.
    Fuck its not as if they were close friends.

    You know I think I am going to get naked and fuck off into some forest in Poland!

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  14. Admin – could the following be given Emergency Cunting status please?

    The State Visit of President Macron

    https://www.royal.uk/news-and-activity/2025-07-08/state-visit-by-the-president-of-the-french-republic-and-mrs-brigitte

    It’s taken us 500 years to offer Johnny Frog the return leg of the Field of the Cloth of Gold, but better late than never I suppose. Ace negotiator and self-proclaimed hard bastard Quare Rodney is so desperate for a few crumbs of comfort to fall from Napoleon’s table than the entire British establishment is wheeled out to lick French derriere.

    Receiving the Prime Minnow’s unconditional surrender of his own arse and our fish and borders, Monsieur le President gives what in return? A risible weekly swap of 50 immos each way. Is that it?

    This whole expensive farrago, from Rodney’s craven capitulation to Jug Ears’ comical speech in French, has been an utter national embarrassment. Napoleon must be laughing his coq off at how easily the British roll over for a tummy rub. And looking at all the handy hiding space in the garment Granny Macron wore for the banquet, I hope Jug Ears counted the cutlery before and after.

    But here’s the thing. Despite perfect boating weather, Calais Yacht Club arrivals at Dover have been zero from 3 days before the visit. Why would that be? Could it be that for once the French police were ordered to do their jobs (for which we’ve shovelled 3/4 billion smackers their way) and they’ve stopped Captain Pugwash and his merry band leaving the French coast for a few days? We don’t want any embarrassing news stories spoiling the party, do we?

    No wonder Napoleon looks so smug. We give him all this pomp and circumstance when he’d have been perfectly happy just playing Brokeback Mountain again with Rodney.

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    • Seconded, With this news headline.

      Starmer says ‘one in, one out’ migrant deal with France to begin within weeks – BBC News https://share.google/oOst6LVm2hco3Ozqb

      Upon first reading of headline, I assumed it to be one into France equals same one into UK from France but alas no, I was not far off.
      It claims the illegal boat enthusiasts will be returned to France where we will happily swap them for a non boat enthusiast.

      Net result, Starmer has signed us up to accept who knows how many undocumented people while France gets rid of some.

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      • Part of the 700 million pound we pay Napoleon Dynamite should include the loan of his missus.
        Put her on the shore to swat migrants with her handbag and spritz them in the face with ‘chanel’ as they climb out of le Channel.

    • Addendum

      Last day of the pantomime today, the dam has burst and the Third World is swarming across the Channel once more. Anyone doubt that the ‘deal’ will be scuppered by the EU in due course?

      Napoleon is taking the oui oui.
      And as for Quare – a spineless, craven, genuflecting, pusillanimous, embarrassing, sycophantic, grovelling, knee-bending fellator.

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  15. Cunt Dog Owners & Their Cunt Dogs

    The day started very nicely weather-wise, so the wife and I decided to go for a stroll in the local park. Bad decision as it turned out.

    There we were, ambling happily along, when suddenly out of the undergrowth to my left burst this fucking hound, and before I could react, he took one look and leapt straight at me. I went backwards, instinctly trying to keep my balance, and collided with the missus, who went sprawling onto the path, bashing her head off the tarmac with a resounding ‘crash!’, and hurting her back.

    As if the presence of this fucking great mutt wasn’t enough, up then comes its cunt of an owner, uselessly yelling ‘down! come here!’ at the bastard as it leapt about. Needless to say, I was absolutely livid, and yelled ‘can’t you control your bloody dog, you idiot?’ at the top of my voice. ‘Oh I’m soooo sorry’ the cow whimpers lamely. ‘Sorry?’ shouts I, ‘what bloody good’s that, you twat?’. Then the look came over her face; that ‘this horrid man’s being toxic to poor me’ look. ‘Is there anything I can do?’ she simpers. ”Yes’ says I. ‘Piss off, and take your stupid mutt with you before I kick the bastard into the pond!’. And off she crept, for all the world the injured party in the exchange. How could the horrid man positively not adore sweet Wolfie? He’s SUCH a pet.

    Well you can probably guess the outcome. Several hours spent in A and E, while the medics did their excellent work of checking the wife over good and proper, patching her up and administering morphine before saying that she was okay to be discharged and taken home. Here she remains well shaken up and in considerable discomfort.

    As for Barbara fucking Woodhouse and her calamitously behaved mutt, it was (and it remains) my earnest wish that the pair of them should go back up to the main road and promptly get run over by a truck.The only thing that could possibly have improved on this scenario would have been my presence there to witness it.

    Cunts.

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  16. Soy Milk Ice Cream.

    I was round a customers today and she offered me an ice cream which I readily accepted after sweating like Huw Edwards hiding in some bushes at a school sports day. I was just about to tuck in when she casually mentioned, “Its soy milk ice cream, I’m not doing dairy much these days. You can barely taste the difference”.

    Well her dog certainly did as I waited until she had fucked off and then offered the cornetto to the hound who gave me a look of ‘I’d rather eat the box it came in’. I’m sorry its proper creamy whipped ice cream or nothing.

    Soy milk ice cream? Psh.

    You start buying sustainable knitwear from Oxfam and recycling your underpants in solidarity for Palestine once you are exposed.

    Its true!

    I read it on IsAC!

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  17. Loutish MPs
    The Chamber of the House of Commons has long had an unfortunate reputation for unseemly, raucous and unpleasant behaviour on the part of sitting MPs. That much is news to no one.

    However of late I detect a particular pattern of cloddish behaviour among Members towards the small nucleus of Reform UK representatives. When a Reformer gets up to make a statement or ask a question, a cacophony of howls, jeers, insults, gabble and babble immediately breaks out, often making it all but impossible to hear what the Member has to say. It’s like listening to a herd of braying donkeys.

    Now this display would be ill-mannered and disrespectful enough if it was merely random. But I suspect that in fact it is orchestrated and concerted, a deliberate crossbench tactic aimed at disheartening the speaker, drowning them out and in effect, denying Reform a voice in the House . It’s devious, nasty and worst of all, undemocratic.

    Of course some of you may think that my view is a conspiracy theory too far, but I believe it’s true. In my view this is a tacit pact between those who see the old ‘your turn, our turn’ LabCon hegemony as under an implicit threat, and they want to create the impression that Reform is a discredited and unworthy component of the Parliamentary discourse.

    There’s irony in the situation at any rate. Far from belittling Reform, these numpties belittle themselves before the British people, and shame Parliament before the world. The irony is that they think they’re being clever, but they’re too doltish to see how stupid they actually are and how childish they appear.

    Best of all, they’re afraid; scared shitless by the prospect of losing their cushy sinecures at the hands of an emerging Reform. The stink of fear hangs over the House. You can smell it from here. Yes you cunts, be afraid. Be very afraid.

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rLmy39mN_uI

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  18. The Jasseem Next-Day Comfort Denture



    Following on from the recent post re Jurgen Klopp and his impossible teef we present to you an internet chancer’s solution to cracking the problem, namely the Jasseem “one size fits all” Comfort Denture – and if you believe that and the guff in this online scam puff then you deserve all you get. Caveat Emptor.



    Historically we find the Pharos laid to rest with wooden teeth and gold and silver replacement dentition goes back to the dawn of civilisation. Also wooden dentures with inset human teeth reclaimed from the carnage of the battlefield or what came to be known as Waterloo Dentures were a much prized feature pre NHS. (Note dentists did a particularly roaring trade after the bloody battles of the French Wars. Teeth were one of the prizes claimed by the harridans that travelled with the baggage trains of the winning side).



    So onwards and upwards we now find ourselves bombarded with magic toothpastes, cosmetic whitening and arse lift, tit lift, trout pout and veneer and tooth implant clinics and all at astonishing prices. Then there is always the cheaper option of a Turkish holiday/cosmetic procedures combo followed by months of agonising corrective surgery back home in Blighty on the NHS. Into this pageant of dodgy vanity enhancement steps the One Size Jasseem Next-Day Comfort Denture. Not as environmentally enhancing as the plastic free Waterloo Denture perhaps but to reassure the doubtful thus the Mission Statement from the jaspers that punt out Jasseem Dentures:



    “With the idea of “green and healthy” embodied in the whole process of product development, we aspire to create innovative and effective products for global customers seeking for beauty and health by adopting the most advanced technologies”.



    All smile for the camera please.


    
https://shlutionsax.com/products/mcey1?utm_source=120224961427420044&utm_medium=LJM-YGYT1T-7%2F5&utm_campaign=LJM-YGYT1T-FZH-7%2F5+-+2&utm_content=LJM-YGYT1T-FZH-7%2F5+-+2&utm_id=120224961427420044&utm_term=120224964680590044&fbclid=IwY2xjawLeS49leHRuA2FlbQEwAGFkaWQBqx_36kRVDAEe_QIsGEpR3XaCBfb0rzWGEs8lFl3MIOoKPXuA97PscrzKpql9HDvoQtULLaE_aem_0DwzoxKu662o88okOh4vkg&campaign_id=120224961427420044&ad_id=120224964680580044

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    • (Apologies for the add but…..)
      We note that the outfit is headquartered in Hong Kong despite its claimed British credentials (but we never believed that did we). Well what could be more reassuring than a “Made in Hong Kong” tag on your teeth. Up there with all those ’50s/’60s dodgy cheap transistor radios and cameras available in my glory years.

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  19. The UK is run by cunts from the King down. The Donald’s state visit is to be timed for September so that the establishment scum can avoid having to do him the normal courtesy of having him speak to Parliament.

    The pathetic woke twats are too scared that they might be made to look like the whimpy, piss-pant, lefty, immie loving, anti-free speech, climate con artists they really are.

    If I were the POTUS, I would pretend to have a prior engagement in fucking Hungary rather than have to shake hands with the bum boy in chief, and take the knee to old King Chaz.

    https://news.sky.com/story/donald-trump-may-be-denied-privilege-of-addressing-parliament-on-uk-state-visit-13395516

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  20. Reginald D Hunter and the “Israeli Nazi Party”
    A private prosecution brought about by a race, persecuted for thousands of years, now doing what was done to them, in the name of “what exactly”?
    The Jews are now dangerously close to being exterminated for good, and not by the good old nazi party. Whilst exterminating normal people, the Jews appear to have time, and indeed money, (they are Jews after all), and appear to control the world (true story) to take time out from their extermination of women and children, to bring Reginald D Hunter to book. Everything about the Jews is now baring fruit, the realisation of what they do, and why they are hated. I’m not a jew, I was once told Jews were evil, devil worshippers. Now I know why

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