Nominations

Use the Comment section below to write up your cunting nomination.

The site admins will periodically review the nominations and will either:

βœ”οΈ schedule it to be published immediately or at a later date, OR
❌ bin it for any number of reasons

Either way, your nomination will disappear from this page.
That’s how you’ll know it’s been reviewed, so don’t ask.

If you want your cunting nomination published, follow the fucking rules:

[1] Whenever possible include a link to a recognised news source or risk πŸ—‘οΈ.
[2] Unsubstantiated allegations against living people or institutions results in πŸ—‘οΈ.
[3] Too short (less than 5 lines) or too long (more than 50 lines) qualifies it for πŸ—‘οΈ.
[4] Pay attention to grammar, spelling, punctuation, spacing. Unreadable equals πŸ—‘οΈ.
[5] Do not add comments to nominations unless specifically requested by an admin.
[6] Stop using the Nominations page to ask for things not to be nominated. Use the Contact Us page. That’s what it’s there for, otherwise πŸ—‘οΈ

 

Which leads us to a most important rule:
Respond appropriately to an admin comment within 2 days or guess what happens.
That’s right. It goes in the πŸ—‘οΈ.

LET’S GET CUNTING!

2 thoughts on “Nominations

  1. Dylan Mulvaney; ‘Days of Girlhood’

    Attention pop pickers everywhere! The IsAC horn section should be placed on full alert. That capivating little minx Dylan Mulvaney is back, hotter than ever!

    The sex-on-a-stick Miz Mulvaney has (as they say in the biz) ‘dropped’ a record and a video for ‘Days of Girlhood’, and it’s absolutely sensational. It’s a superbly crafted take on how the average ‘girl’ spends her time; you know, climbing out of a pink sports car, going through the pink front door of a huge mansion, lolling about in pink lingerie on pink sheets, sipping champagne, and all that sort of thing. But I’m also certain that beneath all that entertaining, frothy fun, there’s a serious message about something or other for us all to take on board.

    This isn’t merely a singer who can deliver a great song with style and panache. No, this is a performer with something to say, with a statement to make. Without doubt this is the musical event of the year, and enormous sales and a string of awards must surely follow. I foresee a massive future for the incredibly talented and gorgeous Miz Mulvaney, with this latest triumph being merely one more step up the staircase to Swiftesque mega stardom.

    You go, gurrrrrl!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77rRP_Sk3JI

  2. Online shopping.

    It can be a bit of a bugger at times. You’re unwell, and not really up to a trip to the supermarket, especially if you need heavy stuff.

    So you decide to give yourself a break and order online. Now, I know you can tick the “No substitutions” box, but come on! If you order lemon scented washing up liquid, and they don’t have it, surely they’ll send you apple scented instead? You’d think so, wouldn’t you?

    https://www.which.co.uk/news/article/13-of-the-worst-supermarket-substitution-fails-revealed-a3fxh6s6s2yd

    Check this out, then.

    I’m absolutely convinced that the pickers do shit like this on purpose. I think they have a league table, or point scoring system. I bet they all get together in the pub, after work, and swap stories about the most outrageous substitution they’ve done.

    And laugh about it, the cunts!

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