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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
Pelican crossing button pressing.
OK it’s a safe way to cross the road, but please have a look before mindlessly hitting the button. Your not playing candy crush..
Nothing worse than driving along and coming to a red light and realising there are more people at a piers morgan surprise party.
Sitting at a red light while the culprit is two hundred yards down the road is a huge piss boiler.
Try to have some awareness of your surroundings, lift your head from your phone screen for 10 seconds and look around..and you will have eternal gratitude from motorists..
Just a YouTube clip of more than likely ethnics running each other over.
So a win win..
https://youtu.be/NtNZ72fjl8c?si=nPKsp62zpjGONZdX
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NHS, an invitation to lung cancer screening.
Not content with sending us poo sticks for bowel cancer screening, which I’ve been receiving for several years, although next year, at 72, will be my last invite, I’ve now received a letter inviting me to MY lung cancer screening.
Now, hang on a minute. Once I reach 72, you don’t gaf if I die of bowel cancer, but now your worried that, at 71, I might have early stage lung cancer where ” treatment is simpler and more successful”.
Make your fucking minds up!
I take it this is another Streetings based initiative to show how much we’re loved, as elderly people, by our current Government.
I wonder how many pensioners, who don’t pay IT like me, got invited?
I’m willing to bet zero, but happy to be corrected.
Link to follow
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https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/lung-cancer-screening/
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Scientists making assumptions they can’t prove are cunts.
I recently came across this article about the behaviour of fruit flies.
The scientists say that mr fruit fly, who has a skin full of alcohol is more likely to score with mrs fruit fly. Whilst the fruit fly who sticks to drinking water is less attractive.
Might it be that the fruit fly who sticks to water, is a boring, ugly cunt who mrs fruit fly would rather avoid ?
Especially if she’s a good time fruit fly, just out for a fuck. A bit like Angie Rayner, but with wings and a brain.
And then the scientist says ” We don’t think flies drink alcohol because they are depressed ” What does a depressed fruit fly do ?
Even if the fruit fly is depressed what business is that of the scientist ?
If the fruit fly wants to go down to his local, get absolutely wrecked, and then become belligerent with other fruit flies who don’t understand him, or sit in his bedroom and start maudlin. I say good of him.
Keep the scientists guessing.
Even if he is feeling a bit down in the mouth, it’s fuck all to do with scientists with nothing better to do.
If it is true what scientists say, why aren’t more women like fruit flies ?
A bit like beer goggles but in reverse, the more I drink the more women want to rummage about in my Y fronts.
Scientists stick it to what you can prove.
PS what scientists know about fruit flies is irrelevant to me, I squash the cunts with a rolled up newspaper.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy8e772enngo
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CHRIS BRYANT & ANGELA EAGLE MP’s
Last week the courts made the only sane judgment – that a woman is only a woman if she was born a female and has a vagina. In other words men dressing up like drag queens like MR. Eddie Izzard are not women despite false tits and make up and calling yourself by a female name,
Sir Kweer is yet to comment as he is enjoying himself on holiday (and I wonder who paid for that?), and I doubt if Blair or Mandy have told him what to do about it yet, but that hasn’t stopped two prominent quare ministers in this shit show of a government seeking ways to overturn that judgement.
Chris Bryant ex vicar and Y Front model, and Kenneth Williams lookee-likee, and butch beefy Angela Eagle (you can almost see the plastic bollocks in her tight extra outsize trousers) are seeking to overturn that ruling. They are so upset they are planning a Very Important Meeting this very week after they return from their half term break.
Has any government ever held the courts in such disrespect, if they find their rulings “upsetting” or inconvenient for them?
As for this pair of privets are they trying to make everyone as bent and sick as they are themselves?. We face bankruptcy, inflation, recession, in addition to wars and all they can worry about is turning the country into a drag show.
How much longer can these cunts stay in office?, they are a total irrelevance:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14629945/Sir-Keir-Starmer-mounting-pressure-court-gender-ruling.html
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Haha its been done before if I recall but fuck me sideways BBC Pidgin is a royal Cunt.
Notwithstanding reporting on all manner of depraved African pantomimes and feral chaos at every turn,it reads like a pîss take by Ali G( before he became a woke snowflake)..
“We dey watch in brief for di family of di deceased. We no dey here for di defendant and dis na serious mata of national importance and we dey here to see say dem do justice.”
What a treat,like reading a transcript of David Lammy’s latest Cabinet meeting.
Fortunately it’s all paid for by taxation fuck your winter Fuel payments,pay for a lunatic with a bone through its nose to give you the “news”..
Hopefully Sam Beau is available to clarify the mess..
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cq8ke51lgn2o.amp
Dear me.
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