I couldn’t find a picture of the very sadly deceased Mr. Uddin, so here’s a picture of the very lovely Alcatraz instead – NA.

“Akhtar Uddin, 35, a builder from east London, died in HMP Wandsworth on Christmas Day 2021 after being jailed the previous year for breaching Terrorism Prevention and Investigation Measures (TPIM).

The jury at Inner West London Coroner’s Court also found the prison service had failed to provide the support that Uddin needed.”

That’s what he needed,more support.

“Coroner Bernard Richmond KC said Uddin was “loved and loving” but was “not someone without his troubles” and these revolved around his drug use.

The coroner said he will be issuing a report to the government out of concern about a risk to other people under the terrorism control measures.”

“Dr Richard Latham, an NHS consultant forensic psychiatrist, appeared as an expert witness for the coroner and concluded that Uddin had an undiagnosed “personality disorder”, associated “psychological problems and vulnerabilities”, and this resulted in impulsiveness, grievance and paranoia”…

“Questioned by Jesse Nicholls, representing the bereaved family, Dr Latham said Uddin “felt a sense of injustice” about being branded a terrorist.”

Quite the injustice indeed,perhaps when all the appalling costs of cases such as these are settled it would be best if these types of foreign spies and murderers were “given better outcomes” for their rather unpalatable behaviour..

Immediate Tandoori Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

are cunts.

I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.

“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.

They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.

Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.

Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.

I’d just scammed myself.

Fucking online cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.

is a cunt.

The smarmy EU apparatchiks in Strasbourg have a new statue.

A naked Donald Trump holding a golf club on the shoulders of some little bloke.
its covered in 23carat gold.
and says ‘ the king of injustice. ‘

Now Donald Trump isn’t known for being humble, self effacing, and able to laugh at himself.

the statue is sort of funny till you consider hes meant to be a ally, and can make things hard for Europe,
and that these are people in power taunting someone who pretty much pays for NATO defence.

I hope this massively backfires and the smug grins falter when Tango goes mental with mocked.
Europe is determined to cut ties with the US and Israel.
so is the UK.
its like being sunk at sea and slashing your own lifeboat.

google

Nominated by Northern Miserable Cunt.

is a cunt.

“Abdullah Albadri was carrying two knives when he attempted to get inside the embassy in Kensington on 28 April 2025, before being detained by armed police.

The 34-year-old from Kuwait had arrived in the UK on a small boat 16 days earlier.

He first travelled to the UK on a small boat in August 2021 and applied for asylum but returned to France before a decision was made.

Albadri crossed the Channel again in April 2025 and was housed in a hotel in Basingstoke for three days, before being told he was not eligible for accommodation due to his outstanding asylum application.”..

A very busy fellow,obviously well heeled enough to buy tickets on the rubber wóg ferry to Britain twice whilst plotting against Israel and ourselves.

“I want to make a crime inside there. Why are you stopping me? Why are you stopping me from making crimes?”

“During interview at a police station, he said he had wanted “to do something to stop the war”.

Twenty years in prison for his particular and popular version of tourism,which our betters seem very keen on encouraging for their own reasons.

Judith Chalmers never covered such globe trotting.

Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry

are cunts.

A full on ‘Jawohl Herr Obergruppenfuhrer’ cunting for the Republic of Ireland national football team please!

These ball bothering bog trotters have completed both legs of their fixture against the Israeli national team in what were described as ‘challenging’ circumstances with the ill grace we might associate with a member of the Waffen SS. During both matches, the Oirish team refused to shake hands with their opponents, walked out on an Israeli journalist who questioned their churlish attitude and generally acted like anti semitic cunts throughout the whole shit fest. It should be remembered that they have form, not least when the Irish team did a Nazi salute in 1939 in Bremen before playing the German team. These sad, intellectually challenged mongs were in two minds whether to play at all, pressured as they were by that infamous National Socialist organisation ‘Stop the Game’ (founded and run by a bunch of stinking Parking Stanleys). It’s called ‘sport’ so be sporting you mediocre bunch of shamrock shaggers. Rumours that Irish team manager Heimir Hallgrimsson was thrown out of the Gestapo for cruelty have not been verified at this time.

telegraph

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.