Rosamund Pike losing her shit because someone who paid to enter the theatre has the audacity not to be simultaneously spellbound and prostrate in supplication at the wonder of her goddess like performance.

Rosi doesn’t make the obvious assumption that ‘Matey over there is bored shitless watching this dross.’

Nope Rosi climbs up her own arse in indignation because matey would rather text someone than endure her acting, probably to tell them how shit Rosi is.

The below article lets her speak for herself.

An excerpt:

‘ Pike said she hoped the guilty texter was a doctor and that their message had been “very important”, during an impromptu speech which drew gasps and then cheers.

“I just wanted to say for anyone going to the theatre, it’s a huge thing that we’re trying to give you. I am trying to tell you a story, and I’m feeling you, and I hope you’re feeling me too,” said the Saltburn and Gone Girl star.’

bbcnews

Nominated by Sixdog Vomit.

A cunting for “that accent”

Welcome to the Yoookay bro

What the fuck is this shit that we are increasingly subjected to? Where is it from and what the fuck is it supposed to be?

There is no escaping this horrendous accent. Whether it’s on the telly, the radio or anywhere else you can think of in this shit hole of a country.

Whatever happened to the traditional local accent?

“Beebeeceeee Faaaav Laaav”
“Skaaaa Sports”
“Diss Plazma telly iz Only faaaaav naaaan naaaan at Currreeeeez”

Hearing tracksuited little fucking scroats the length and breadth of the country mumbling in this gibberish with their hands on their cocks, is piss boiling.
Doesn’t matter if they’re from London, Birmingham, Leicester or Manchester – it’s alway the same.

“A can’t laaaa bro you get me fam innit”

It’s bad enough that it is degenerate but the clowns in the media seem to love it and can’t wait to employ some cunt who talks like it in order to inflict it on the rest of us.

The worst part of all of this is the white cunts (particularly Premier League football types) who also talk like it. Why you stupid bastards?

It’s probably just another symptom of the Yoookay”s journey down the drain and into the sewer.

A can’t laaaaaa – Fuck off you Cunts, and learn to talk English properly while you’re at it.

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N0minated by Herman Jelmet.

The Health Secretary, James Murray is a cunt.

Apparently following a ruling be the Supreme court, he has changed his mind as to whether men can be women. He used to think so but would not say so.

Daily Sceptic.

How old is this cunt, seven?

Now he says he has done a lot of thinking about it. I doubt his sperm shaped head contains any thoughts at all.

Maybe the Supreme Court could rule that the Health Secretary should set his own trousers on fire?

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

It seems the Green Party are eclipsing Labour as the party of Paki hypocrites.Old “Baghdadi” (I’m Kentish Towni) is a great believer in saving the planet – or I assume he is, otherwise he surely wouldn’t be a new Green Party councillor. That doesn’t stop him though from driving a gas guzzler. Surely a Smart car or even a Bond minicar (there’s another one for the teenagers!) would be a more modest car for a poor little Muslim with the arse hanging out of his trousers. or could it be that Flash Harry is yet another of the Muslim “independents” joining British political parties to try to enforce their illiberal views on society, and using ordinary parties as a Trojan horse?. perish the thought!:

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

All, Flying Ant Day will soon be upon us, so here’s what you need to know.

There’s no specific day as such. This takes place between late June and August and is when queen ants take to the air pursued by hundreds of horny males. So, much like the Summer mating rituals of humans, except we don’t fly after the females.

The media will no doubt offer advice on how to keep these irritating bastards out of your house.

The Express will probably suggest sealing all doors and windows with expanding foam, and sitting with your feet in a bowl of iced water as you attempt not to suffocate/die of heatstroke, because they always offer such sensible advice, the absolute morons.

Some people will suggest burning sage, of dried tea leaves, or something equally useless.

My advice, purchase a full beekeepers outfit and wear it constantly. Temu sells them. Or you could buy a can of Raid and zap them into oblivion.

Stoke Sentinel

You’re welcome, no need to thank me.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest