Phobias

 
are a cunt.

There are some weird phobias out there, and apparently a name for everyone of them.

Fear of clowns.
Fear of balloons
The usual, spiders, rats etc.

I have Trypanophobia, and believe me it’s no fun at all.

A hypodermic syringe has the power to reduce me to a blubbering, sweaty mass. I’ve been for my hypertension checkup this morning. You’d have thought I had an appointment with the Grim Reaper!

Stop laughing! It isn’t funny!

clevelandclinic.org

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Senior Presiding Judge, Lord Edis and Prison Overcrowding

                                     (Sir Andrew Jeremy Coulter Edis PC)

No room at the ( HMP) inn.

The obvious solution, build more prisons, but then the nimby party start objecting. Yes, but not here, you hear them cry.

How about releasing some convicted of fraud or similar non-violent crimes, and making them work their sentences picking up litter, painting over graffiti, gardening for the infirmed, or even harvesting for farmers.

Alternatively, reintroduce the death penalty. I’m all for that.

These people are going to jail, but eventually, when they need to be locked up now, as soon as they are convicted, and not allowed out on bail pending a sentencing hearing.
If that means they have to share a cell meant for one with Bubba, tough!

The Independent

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Far Left Activists and Reality


This last week, there have been a few high profile incidents of leftist activists getting murdered by black people in America. A white, middle class, far leftist activist woman, let a chap into her plush apartment and was promptly raped and killed. Another do gooding type would let homeless black people use his house (he was a gay so I’m not sure if there wasn’t something else going on). He ended up murdered by a chap he let in. There was also the incident in the link.

While I do not agree with celebrating the murder of a far left activist type (who liked to call people Nazis on social media for saying they felt the local streets were getting unsafe), I’m not sad about it. This is the sort of smug, posh cunt who puts those he sneers at in situations of potential danger, such is his refusal to see reality. Would poo poo those saying the streets were unsafe. He was also a high up in Antifa. A cunt, in other words.

Well, as he and his (also leftist activist) girlfriend chatted on a local bench at 4am (in a dangerous ‘diverse’ area…only a libtard living in a fantasy world would not see this was a bad idea), a black man passed them and then started pushing and hitting some parked motorcycles.

Me? Well I wouldn’t have a lass out on such a street with me at 4am in the first place, but this couple, despite, I’m sure, their instincts telling them to walk in the opposite direction, walked towards this obviously disturbed and dangerous bloke.

Probably ‘racist’ to walk the other way, eh? Well, he actually ended up speeding up towards this bloke to talk to and calm him it seems. Well, reality is a cunt I’m afraid and the stupid cunt is now in a wooden box after getting stabbed to death.

The killer returned to spit in the lass’s face (she was lucky he didn’t kill her too). He was right in her face, but according to some reports, she could not describe the attacker to police.

Maybe shock, or maybe protecting her ideology until the end? Even when her boyfriend is murdered right in front of her? She didn’t call the cops either, and just poked at her fella. A passer by called the cops. Seemed a bit cold I thought. Maybe shock, but who knows?

Leftists are saying too many are gloating over these deaths, but on the whole it is not gloating. Gloating would be cracking open a bottle of champagne or dancing on their graves.

Gloating is not saying that they brought this on themselves, and it’s better folk like them get to feel the effects of the world they want to force upon everyone else, rather than those suffering their ideology.

Reality, I’m afraid, is a cunt.

If only these people had been a little bit ‘racist’, they’d still be fucking alive.

And that’s the truth of it, whether you like it or not, I’m afraid.

Biz

Nominated by Cuntybollocks.

Celebrity Travel Shows

Jesus H Christ. ENOUGH WITH THEM! Who do you cunt here?! BBC, ITV, 4, 5, Netflix, Amazon, Disney, the celebrities themselves? (The entire hypocritical concept will do – Day Admin)

They’re endless and each more pointless and repetitive than the last. Susan Calman, Bradley Walsh, Martin Clunes, Gino DiCampo, Eva Longoria, Zac Efron, Jane McDonald, Sue whats-her-name, Mel thingy, the gay bloke in Travel Man, James May, Bill Bailey, Stanley Tucci, the DIY bloke, politicians and on and on and on it goes and they’re all the cunting same, eventually all going to the exact same places, meeting the same damn people and doing the same hackneyed stereotypical clichés of each place.

Join us on the excitement of Japan, where we’ll patronise the locals of provincial towns across Hokkaido and pretend to care about the customs and concerns of the people. We’ll do it with all the enthusiasm and credibility of a hard-hat donning politician at a factory up north.

Follow us as we do some samurai/ninja bollocks, then dress as a geisha, before taking part in a bit of Sumo. After that we’ll go to meet that same pissing robot, Asimo, and then head off to do a bit of karaoke and sushi.

But no celebrity trip to Japan is complete without going to one of those seedy clubs where 40 year old salary men drool over 16 year olds masquerading as 12 year olds, where said celebrity tries to convince us ‘It’s not sexual it’s just friendship’. Pull the other one, Sue.

Maybe I wouldn’t find it so goddamn annoying if it wasn’t that there are at least 3 on a night, clogging up TV screens, with no more genuine insight on these places other than any other non-celebrity could provide if they went to do the same banal shit.

Speaking of non-celebs, there’s no escape from it now that every bratty, perma-single millennial and gen-Zeder is now an Instagram travel influencer.

Nominated by: Migraine

Rat (Fox) News

 
and the Police wasting time on cultural Clap Trap are cunts.

Did you ever read a “news” story and come away undecided as to who is the biggest cunt in said story?

Case in point, this blaring headline on RAT News; Arrest Reported in Tupac Shakur’s 1996 Murder.

Now I realize the questions of “Who capped Tupac…muhfucker…and why da POE-leece doan do nufin’ ’bout it…has been on the over sized lips of every melanin enhanced resident of our nation’s various hoods for over 20 tears.

But honestly, who gives a fuck? We’re watching Western Civilization crumble right before our very eyes and THIS is the fucking headline? The Biden regime weaponizes the government against law abiding citizens because they mis-gender some degenerate creep or oppose Trannies in the Ladies Room and this is your priority?

Donald Trump is facing bogus 4 indictments. Inflation and border crossings are out of control and you’re talking about some untalented 21st Century Minstrel Show Buffoon who was murdered 20 plus years ago?

Our piss doesn’t boil here in the States but DAMN this sure frosts my ass!

And while I’m ranting, gangs of savages commit crimes with impunity all over the US. Hunter Biden smokes crack, bangs hookers (as well as his dead brother’s widow) and solicits bribes from foreign governments on behalf of the Big Guy.

We’re locking up parents at School Board meetings and Catholic Pro Life Demonstrators and yet the fucking police waste 20 plus years of resources on something that should have been declared a Public Service Homicide?

We are through the fucking looking glass here cunters.

Ahura Mazda help us all!

fox news

Nominated by General Cuntster.