is a cunt.

Well into my holiday to Menorca and I report back that customs passport control much better than when I went to Fuerteventura in march.

I have played my joker! I requested special assistance. Yes I’m a cunt but I limp in with an nhs walking stick, my lads and am wheeled everywhere suitcases checked in for us use a lift to board the plane last off plane push straight to the front and jobs a good un. Mrs E/cunt and our 38 year old daughter are not smiling having to follow me on foot carrying hand luggage but fuck em. I’ve spent 40 odd years carrying more than a mules load.

Anyway back to my cunting. Our hotel is nice 3 pools decent grub all inclusive , good sized twin bedrooms air conditioning etc.
family’s and couples it said in the advertisement. Fuck me 70 % of all guests are aged between 1 and 7. 3 or 4 kids per family. Fucking nightmare if you are looking for any peace. Screaming kids everywhere. Why aren’t the cunts in school. Bastards.

Lesson to learn read all reviews with much diligence next time. Shame Menorca is a pretty place I hired a car to visit some great places and beaches. Then return to eat surrounded by millions of other peoples kids. And it’s a cunt.

Nominated by everyonesacunt.

Another timely cunting for uber-celebrity-cunt Jamie fucking Oliver, mockney wanker and hypocrite rolled into one.
The fat tongues mong, arch remained and exponent of “Reffoooojeeeeezz Welcome” is now upping security in his Essex home to protect his family from….. yep, you guessed it, the Reffoooojeeeeezz in a nearby Reffoooojeeeeezz reception area.
This is the cunt who lectures us on “being kind” and how nasty British workers are, presumably because they get the measure of the smug cunt once they try working for him.

Here is the link from the Daily Express.

express

Not only is Oliver a cunt for his utter hypocrisy, but also for the fucking SUGAR TAX that has poisoned virtually every fucking soft drink with disgusting foul-tasting toxic fucking sweeteners, this is the man who peddles flavour amidst lashings of sugar, carbohydrates and fat, whilst the fucking “sweeteners” in the damned drinks blunt and distort our sense of taste.

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Jamie Oliver is guilty of being a virtue-signalling, smug, EU-fellating and singularly annoying cunt. All he needs now is a palestine flag and an Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel around his neck to complete the set.
I am pushing for the maximum penalty of being buried up to the neck on the sewage enriched Thames outflow at low tide.
An utter cunt, and a celebrity-cunt-in-chef deserving of a rich dose of karma, to boot.

I rest my case.

I need to have a lie down in a darkened room. The very thought, let alone the sight of that fat-tongued wanker gives me a headache.

Nominated by Sheikh_Anvakh.

Carol Vorderman is a woke mostly plastic cunt who appears to not like the idea of a good rimming for political reasons.

2 times rear of the year winner Vorderman is demanding a apology for comments made in 2021 (making her 60 at the time) by a chap who is now a reform councillor who simply agreed with someome stating their desire to tongue punch Vordermans fart box.
(not verbatim)

No mention of demanding an apology from the person who actually made the comment, just an apology for agreeing.

I’d have thought most 60 year old woman would be thrilled to have someone so eager with their tongue, seeing it as a high compliment even.

Guardian

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

Bonus cunting before it gets too stale plus vent about all things World Cup – NA.

“The England football team have a huge challenge taking on Mexico, on their home turf, in the last 16 of the World Cup.

But fans back home have an equally daunting task – surviving that 01:00 kick-off on a Monday morning.

The match will go on until at least 03:00 and that’s without extra time, penalties or watching any of the post-match analysis and pubs can open until 05:00.

That is a sleep-wrecker – especially if you’ve got school, university or work on Monday.

“It’s perfectly designed to screw things up,” says sleep scientist Prof Russell Foster, from the University of Oxford. He says you won’t fall asleep the second the final whistle blows either because “you’re going to get so energised, it’ll be difficult to wind down”.

Is there a big enough Fuck Off for these condescending asinine cunts?

The “journalistic” equivalent of a pat on the head,Auntie “Beeb” knows best.

Fuck me into insomnia what a bunch of fucking cunts.

BBC News?

Half time Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt. Gillian banks Theatre School, with only 200 pupils, wanted to put on a production of Dreamgirls, which charts the struggle of a coloured girl group ( think Supremes ) to get recognition and airtime in the 1950/60’s.

Out of the 200 pupils only one coloured person auditioned and was cast.

However, Concord Theatricals, the licence holders, withdrew permission as the school could not provide a “more diverse cast”

So its ok for people to accept a coloured Anne Boylen, indeed the entire family, on the grounds that it’s ‘colourblind casting’ , but when the reverse is true. It’s not on?

Can you spell hypocrite, Concord Theatricals?

Broadwayworld

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.