Policing Minister Sarah Jones


Following the arrival of yet another boatload of savages in Portsmouth this lefty windbag cunt says the demonstration against the ongoing invasion was “intimidating and thuggish” and warned “those who cross into illegality” would “face the full force of the law”.

Some 625 migrants on eight boats were brought to shore at Dover and Portsmouth on Sunday, according to Home Office figures.

The natural conclusion of being completely,totally ignored by politicians regarding this emergency is that the public will take matters into their own hands.

The responsibility for every aspect of this disgrace lies wholly with the cesspit that is our parliament.

BBC News?

In 2024 Sarah claimed £293,068 office expenses on top of her salary.

Perfect.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Ironic Reporting on the BBC News Homepage


Get past the half dozen or so ‘top headline’ stories on the BBC News homepage and you find yourself in a shit soup of stories designed to appeal to the IQ of the average OK and Hello magazine reader- how to eat healthy with helpful menus, mental health stories, celebrity reporting bollocks etc. You know the stuff.

However, this ‘lower shelf’ story on said site today had me questioning their reasoning:

Two reports, one after the other. The first about the crimewave ‘fad’ of young scrotes wearing balaclavas riding around causing untold terror and vanadalism in packs of bicycles.

BBC News? – Yobs on bikes.

..and then on the same page we have this:

BBC News? – More Yobs on Bikes.

Now, I’m a bit long in the tooth to play video games, but promoting a game such as Grand Theft Auto, where the concept is (and I quote)

‘The concept of GTA games revolves around players taking on the role of criminals in an open-world environment, where they complete various missions and engage in activities related to organised crime. Players have the freedom to explore the game world and choose how to approach their objectives, often involving violent and illegal actions’

Can they not see the irony in this? Glamourising and promoting a game whereby the core basis of it is to commit crime and violence……yet report on a plague of yobs doing precisely that, and stating what can be done to prevent them.

Jeez

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Dead Pool [397]

Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 396 by picking Dame Esther Rantzen who died today aged 86.She was best known for hosting and producing Thats Life on the BBC for over 20 years.She also set up childline and later silver line and was a leading campaigner for assisted dying after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2023.She is survived by her children and Grandchildren and was predeceased by her husband Desmond Wilcox.

On to Dead Pool 397.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The Wimminz of Piddington


Piddington, Oxfordshire. Sleepy middle class village in the Bicester & Woodstock constituency of a Limp Dim Nobody.

89% of them voted for pro-immigration Uniparty candidates in 2024, such is their desire to give refugees fleeing war-torn France a fresh start in life. Just so long as they’re put up in some smelly northern skankhole like Glasgow, Bradford or Middlesbrough.

But what’s this? Dispersal? How totally unfair.
The bien pensant bourgeoisie doesn’t vote to have the culturally diverse leaflet recipients dumped next door to them. So the ladies of Piddington have penned a letter to every female MP pleading for help and made this video (first 50 seconds):

YouTube.

350 residents, 1250 enrichers, or maybe even 3500.
Women outnumbered at least 10 to 1.
Well ladies, best of luck if you think Mucky Ange, Shabby Madmood or Halitosis Jess will give a shit about your predicament. ‘Shut your mouths for the sake of diversity’, as no doubt Naz Shat has already told you.

All together girls –
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
‘FUGEES WELCOME, JUST NOT HERE

BBC News? (Additional link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Dutifully seconded by the one and only Sheikh_Anvakh:

If I may, I’d like to second this excellent and well deserved cunting.

It now seems that the residents of Piddngton have voted to declare “independence” from the United Kingdom. Notwithstanding the fact that it won’t remove the impending “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” holiday camp from their doorsteps it also exposed the rank hypocrisy of the LimpDum voting residents and their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling to make themselves feel good, but also for the public “optics” of what “good people” they are.

I’d have some sympathy had nearly 90% of them not only voted in the LibDem and others, plus their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling at the time,until they got what they were so passionately virtue-signalling about, loads of Refooooojeeeez, but seemingly not the “right sort” of Refooooojeeeez.

I’d like to try and have some sympathy, but in the circumstances I can’t. It serves these white, middle-class Leftists right. They got exactly what they demonstrated for right down to the Refooooojeeeez Welcome banners.

Now that they’re “independent”, presumably the government will put a fence around Piddington with border controls. Perhaps these soft left white middle-class leftists will apply to join the EU they undoubtedly wanted to remain in originally.

These white middle-class leftist idiots deserve to be mocked mercilessly and I’ll bet serious money that there are a fair number of Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel wearing “Freeeeee Palissssstyne” types amongst them. It’s just so easy pimping4palestine and whoring4hamas in fashionable middle-class areas far from the turmoil and climate of fear and intimidation. This is precisely what happens when unthinking useful-idiots jump on a bandwagon they neither understand or are too naïve to wonder if they’re being played.
Well folks, this is the result of not considering the consequences of ones actions and as a result, we’re stuck in the same sinking boat.
I call it Islington Syndrome as it fits with the mindset of the area, white, middle-class, often anti-semitic, virtue-signalling leftist cunts.

This is what happens when you vote using emotions rather than thinking it through, thinking that they’re impressing us with how “caring” they are, when it’s actually all for show, for the “optics”, when to most of us all it shows is that they are stupid, complacent, contemptuous cunts of the first order.

Serves them right, or is that. left….?

However, I see an opportunity here, for a film.. let’s see…

How about calling it “Passport to Piddington”. Now where have I seen something like that before?

You need a heart of stone not to laugh…

Here’s a GIFTED link, so no paywall. A New Year prezzie from me to all of you fellow obnoxious bastards: Oy Vey…

Daily Telegraph.

Ian Dunt


Stop Press: Today is Piddington Day! Your chance to slag off the Piddington slags is coming up at 10AM UK time – NA

DUNT IS A CUNT

I rarely contribute to this forum but this writer has got my goat to such an extent that I felt moved to.

He is a woke, left-wing attack dog of the most vindictive kind. Just read his article on Piddington – I’ve never seen anything so biased in my life. Effectively, he accuses the whole community of being white, racist supremicists and has not one iota of sympathy for their plight.

Can we please find out where this megacunt lives (his surname is only one letter out) and start a campaign to move the 1250 asylumists as close to his home as possible?

i News?

Nominated by : Lord Helpus