Yes indeed. Another story from our old friends dripping with diversity and fuck knows what else.
Twins Michelle and Lavinia Osbourne have recently discovered that, although born minutes apart, they have different fathers.
Seriously raised eyebrows around and a damn good reason to lock the story firmly inside the family closet, you’d imagine.
Not so.
These girls aren’t the product of some grubby liaison between white council estate chavs, they’re as black as Lenny Henry in a coal mine at night, and therefore, their story is a cause for celebration.
I won’t go into detail. But suffice to say this story involves a ‘vulnerable’ mother who participated in group sex and absent parents, as well as the ubiquitous mental health, alcohol and drug issues you’d associate with their ilk.
So there you have it. The tale of the Gangbang Twins.
Available to read on the BBC websites family and education section.
How wonderful!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.




