is a cunt.
The most despicable buffoon who has ever lived.
Friend of Putin, Xi and the haircut from N Korea. Speaks 99% self serving lies. Has no self awareness. Is spiteful and petty.
No friend of civilised countries. Is wrecking the USA. Surrounds himself with arselickers.
God help America. And Europe, Taiwan and anywhere else that upsets the petty orange coiffed cunt.
Many, many references to his childish spats. One below.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Ah me the ever revolving weirdness of human psycho-sexuality. Where would we – and the tabloids – be without out it. Ancient Greeks were at it, Roman Empire was at it and so on. Current media storm about choke chains but more about that later.
Last time there was much previous controversy was in relation to dogs and as a method of controlling the vicious cunts. “Choke ’em orf old sport until the buggers learn” was the long standing advice and as practised by the Kennel Club Neanderthals. Big scandal and outraged old ladies in tweed skirts and dog like faces pillared in the press. Come to think of it one of my wives who was of the doggie fancy (bred the wiffie bastards) had a cunt that smelt like a dog but I take that no further.
Then in the ’70s/’80/’90s we had a spate of Tory MPs (eg Stephan Milligan) and celebs being found dead in hotel room wardrobes with paraphernalia such as bin bags (heads in) and sash cord (knotted) and chains (tight) around very livid necks. As an old leatherman I would be the last to wish to ban the more extreme forms of human sexual expression but I retain my right to laugh at it.
So on to the latest internet revelations viz choke chains sold for sexual pleasure and promises by the likes of Amazon and Tik Tock to take down adverts of them around female necks (with some gay turn-ons featured) and some with sound clips of sexual ecstasy. Shock horror domination and dangerous control of women. Take it down spoil sports, take it down.
Where they have a point is that there are always weirdos out there who will take pleasure in inflicting pain on their partners for money or otherwise (why do we fools find ourselves lured up the tortured path to matrimoney…deliberate misspelling). Traditionally men are wired up to experience sexual auto-asphyxiation and have practised it since time immemorial. It is the dirty secret of hanging – eg crowds of females would flock to public hangings to cheer or boo at the size of the victim’s dick.
Women do not take their pleasure in the same way so the choke chain is being flogged to the wrong market. They should have the facility to choke their male partners, not the other way around. Displays of chains in plain wrappers in every ladies hairdressers. “Something for the weekend ma’am”. What a way to go.
Reminiscing about the late Cynthia Payne, the Streatham madam, an acquaintance. She offered many services and Cynth and her girls were past masters of the arts of sexual auto-asphyxiation and could bring clients in and out of the sweet spot of the choking climax with the skill of the most experienced medical anaesthetist. Ms Payne would allude – discreetly – to her education at Guy’s Hospital and her continuing service to the staff.
Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.
“A health and safety investigation has been launched into the death of a man who was killed by a tiger after he entered its enclosure.
Yorkshire Wildlife Park was closed over the weekend following reports of a man climbing down into the enclosure from a walkway on Saturday afternoon.”
“”I can confirm that, in line with our statutory duties, the council has launched a health and safety investigation,” a City of Doncaster Council spokesperson said.”
Splendid idea,that should get to the bottom of why an apex predator was able to kill a lunatic.
Dan Swaine, the local authority’s executive director of place, said the council was “deeply saddened” by the incident and sent its “deepest sympathies” to the man’s family and those who were at the scene.
“We are also working with multiple agencies, including the police and health agencies, and are supporting the Yorkshire Wildlife Park in response to the incident,” he said.
Red Tape wins again.
Perhaps the Home Office could house foreigners in the “big cat” enclosure once the appropriate paperwork is in place.
The stupid cunts.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
What can I say? Every fucking ad break on the channels I do not watch as a non payer of the telly tax, appears to be advertising funeral plans from some dodgy grifting cunts pretending to be ‘empathetic’. Well, I can tell you now that I am in no way persuaded to pay you 3 grand to stick me in the waste disposal bins on my expiry. I intend to have a magnificent bier of plumed black horses to fly tip me in a location unacceptable to the majority of the population and whoever I decide to leave my not inconsiderable inheritance to can fucking we’ll pay for it.
(Links hopefully added by you magnificent fellow cunters)
Nominated by Kunte kunty, link by Unkle Terry.
Not sure I’ve heard of a bigger pile of excrement,at least not since Starmer smashed the gangs,but it “rolls the pitch” for yet another Modern British pantomime rejoining the EU..
Which is precisely what 98% want.
They shat themselves when the public had a say on it in 2016,didn’t like the result,made a shambles of “Brexit” and have allowed the mess to remain contentious ever since.
Burnham now tells us the Russians had a hand in it all,why not throw the Chinese,Iranians in as well?
“We didn’t know what we were voting for” apparently..
Shit stirring autocratic Cunt.
Single Market oven.
Nominated by Unkle Terry.