“The alarm wakes you with a shock, the summer holiday is over and it’s time to face that inbox full of unread emails.

This time last week, life was very different. You enjoyed late nights, lazy mornings balancing family fun and you time.

Even if you enjoy your job, the transition from holiday to work can be hard, particularly in September as the days begin to shorten.”..

Luckily our State Broadcaster has some handy tips on how to avoid this catastrophe,and it’s not by resigning and living on the dole..

“Tara Humphrey, a primary care leadership consultant, advocates keeping her out-of-office on for her first day back.

“It’s about hiding, if you can, just to give yourself that bit of headspace.”

Very nice.

“It is not just the holiday itself that makes them so enjoyable and beneficial, the anticipation of going also plays a key role, says Dr Mark Williamson, chief executive officer of Action for Happiness, a charity.

And what type of holiday or how long you go for can make a difference to the overall impact.

Williamson points to what he says is “genuinely surprising” research , externalwhich suggests physically active holidays may be better for wellbeing than simply lying by the pool.”

Chief executive officer of Action for Happiness,a charity unsurprisingly..thanks for that and thanks to our BBC where nobody does fuck all of any importance.

Cloud cuckoo land cuntery from a world leader in it.

P45 Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

This local authority is in debt,no surprise of course,every council has stacked up the overdraft on vanity projects and assorted rubbish.. but

Woking is in debt to the tune of over two billion pounds.

Two billion.

Who has oversight of this lunacy?

Why is everything rubber stamped by paper shuffling cunts ?

Why the fuck is every last corner of govt bureaucracy completely out of control?

Two cunting billion.

That’s a whole new carriage on the Gravy Train,all aboard..

https://woking-corruption.uk/

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

A quick waterlogged cunting for the incessant shit shovelling of the frogs and our own Border Farce holding hands with the RNLI.

This cunting isn’t so much about the well worn disaster that is an open border and open taxpayer credit card for wógs..

It’s about the entirely organised,casual and very very expensive transfer of human trash between France and England..

“Around 140 migrants in a single dinghy have been rescued in the English Channel.

The people on the inflatable vessel, which launched from the Normandy coast overnight, requested help in UK waters and were picked up by two RNLI boats, the French coastguard said. They will now be taken to shore in the UK.”

How comfy for all concerned.

“The dinghy launched in Bay of the Seine and was shadowed for around 10 hours by French rescue boats in case it got into difficulty. The French coastguard said it was not safe to attempt to stop the dinghy on water.

It reached UK waters at lunchtime and the people on board were met by lifeboats from Bembridge and Yarmouth.

French authorities said it was unusual for the migrant boat to depart from the area – 170 miles away from the usual launches around Calais making the crossing to the UK significantly longer.”

How pleasingly convenient for all concerned.

A well-oiled machine indeed.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt

the whole island, its shitty people, culture and food.

Delegates from Jamaica are in the UK to speak to that soft cunt King Charles.
seeking reparations.

Always with the hand out,
gimme gimme
a Island of scavving cunts.
Owt for nowt,
they aren’t really arsed about slavery.
just want a handout.

They really are tapping, scrounging fuckers.
their music is shite
their food is shite
they haven’t got a comb between them
and are the offspring of pirates,slaves and whores.

fuck them.

oh,and they talk funny

youtube

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

is a cunt, possibly…

According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:

Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.

Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.

The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.

Are you scared yet?

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.