are cunts.
Well that was quite a haul.
400 big ones filched by Peter Murrell, estranged pretend husband of the former Empress Krankie.
Spent on a motorhome, VW Golf, Jaguar I-Pace, jewellery, watches, wine coaster, coffee maker, fountain pen, video games and so on. And Kranks didn’t think to ask where the money was coming from. As wives never do.
Murrell’s pleaded guilty and awaits sentencing as I write., so none of their dirty wee secrets will be aired in court. How convenient. What deal has Murrell struck in return for protecting her I wonder? A lesser prison term perhaps?
When asked to comment, Krankie replied
‘I do not recall ever having been married.”
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.




