The Football authorities (in this case UEFA). Stupid, corrupt, bent, backhanders all of these words spring into my mind when I read the article (see link below).

Now I am not suggesting that UEFA are any of those things, however, try as I might words; like sensible, fair to the fans,(save them a whole wad of cash), and the competing teams do not come anywhere to mind when reading it.

Chunky flu as prevented the final from being played in gobble Bernard Matthews land. This gave UEFA a dilemma, (my arse) play it in England where both finalist are from or make every cunt fuck off to Portugal?

You can’t make this shit up. Now, like I said I’m not saying the decision was bent or corrupt etc. but for the life of me those words stay in my head just like the old Kylie song.

Draw your own conclusions cunters. Cunts the lot of them.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/57071221

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

Who is ‘Jodie Turner-Smith’ ? you ask… & why do I give a fuck ?
She is the actress playing Anne Boleyn in Channel 5’s new historical drama….oh, and she’s a dusky maiden – aka Old King Coal.

Normally I shrug off this PC woke crap & don’t care, but this is worse than messing Shakespeare & other old literature – This is History !
Anne Boleyn was White, pale pasty white – white as a 1980’s fridge, white as a fluorescent striplight, white as Mcdougals flour, white as snow…if there was one thing she wasn’t, it was the colour of coal, piano black, ebony, midnight, noir, the colour of a bowler hat.
If you’re gonna fuck about, have her drive up in a Tesla, drinking a cappucino and yabbering on her iPhone.

What the Fuck is the world coming to ? I want my one way ticket to Mars thanks very much !

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9250329/Jodie-Turner-Smith-transforms-Anne-Boleyn-look-new-Channel-5-drama.html

https://i.dailymail.co.uk/1s/2021/02/11/22/39187912-9250329-Challenging_conventions_Jodie_Turner_Smith_transformed_into_Anne-a-44_1613083108133.jpg

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

And seconded by Hard Brexit Cunt:

Now, I am pretty sure that Anne Boleyn, second wife of King Henry VIII, was white, pretty damned sure of that.

However, in a Channel 5 drama series about the unfortunate queen, the lead role is being played by this black actress who says that “I should be allowed to tell this story”. Yes, perhaps the stupid bint could read the story of Anne Boleyn but she should not be acting the part in a TV series.

This is yet another part of the woke drive to convince us that Tudor England was full of dark-keys. Perhaps it was and everybody took that magic potion that made Michael Jackson white!

How would ‘people of colour’ feel if the role of Martin Luther King was played by a white actor or Kate Winslet played Dianne Abbott in “The Woman who Loves Fried Chiggun”?

On the monarchy, she says: “I think it’s interesting that the institution is not changing with the time, or quickly enough. We have to look at things in a modern context. And only then we will recognise that certain things are archaic, and don’t really serve us as a community and are limiting us.” and also thinks that Me-Again, the Duchess of Hewitt, could have been a great moderniser of the monarchy: “It was a terrible missed opportunity, the way in which it was not allowed to be something that really modernises that institution, and to change it to something for the better. I think that’s why there’s dysfunction there.”

Dangerous thoughts indeed – the Duchess of Hewitt probably does feel that she is entitled to be the next Queen of England, despite her husband being neither the son of the Prince of Wales nor the grandson of Queen Elizabeth II.

People who spend the majority of their lives pretending should shut the fuck up – we are not interested in their stupid opinions.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/jodie-turner-smith-playing-anne-boleyn-should-allowed-tell-story/

PS: the white actor playing King Henry VIII looks like a raving iron and too thin for the role.

A good old Beverley Sisters cunting, please, for this Johnny (or should that be Jenny?) Come Lately would-be addition to the “red wall sistahood”.

Who the fuck is this Kim sort, I hear you ask?. Well, she happens to be the sister of sadly murdered MP Jo Cox, she of the well of loneliness, who, without any previous knowledge of, or interest in, politics, has bravely agreed to step forward in Tracey Brabin’s old constituency (former soap actress turned MP turned Mayor), who also happens to be Ms Cox’s old seat, till she took a trip to the library, to become a Starmer charmer: It’s almost like a plot from one of Mrs. Bogg’s soaps – a long lost relative, never heard of before, turns up and rules the roost.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/14938817/jo-cox-sister-stand-election-mp-seat/

If this unknown lady suddenly discovers she has lesbian tendencies, or catches the eye of Lord Mandy, and takes a knee – well, she will be a shoe-in.

How contrived this all is and how mawkish. You can just see Dame Keir, complete with whippet and flat cap, waddling along with the lost sister, complete with rictus grin. How could the voters reject this novice saint, selflessly standing in for St. Jo. You can just see the count, where the victoress will be consumed by tears and pride, before the champagne corks pop as the champagne socialists, led by Dame Keir celebrate the success of their latest stunt

It is perhaps poetic justice that an amateur contestant should be joined to an amateur leader. A right (on) pair of cunts.

I bet if the late Ms. Cox had been a Conservative, Ms. Leadbeater would have been a Conservative too. We are entering a policy and principle free world.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

I’m sick and tired of the insincere phoney friendliness of huge companies.

I’ve noticed this trend for a few years and it makes me want to vomit. You must have noticed it? Companies with whom we used to conduct impersonal and arms-length transactions are suddenly our best friends, filled with concern about how we are feeling.

They want to emote and emphasise with us. Large, greedy banks are one of the worse offenders. I now have a bank “relationship manager” whose always chasing me up and seeking to “reach out to me”. I told him the only person I have a relationship with is my wife. Ask for a loan and then you will see how far this faux-concern extends.

Insurance companies, retail outlets are all at it. Mark’s and Spencer’s now tell us that they are “your M&S”, a phrase I find sickening and condescending. M&S exist to make a profit for their shareholders and the customers are a means to an end. It’s insincere to pretend otherwise.

They are always apologising for causing distress. I don’t mind appropriate apologising but for the most part apologising has become an excuse for poor service. ‘We’re sorry to keep you waiting. Please be assured your custom is valuable to us”. Just shut up and answer the phone more quickly.

I don’t want to be mates with a bank or an insurance company. I just want them to be efficient, deliver the service I have paid for and stop asking me about my emotional state or wishing me a “nice day”.

Stupid cunts.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machinery

Can we determine what “white privilege” is, and who is white. At the same time can we sort out who is “gay”. Who are the whites? Are we talking about Spanish or Italians ? Is Alexadria Ocasio Cortez White? She looks it to me. Her ancestor wiped out the Incas. Is it only people from Norway or the North pole (who look a bit brown). Is Phillp Schofield a gay? He had a wife and children. I dont think these labels work. And so all their bullshit falls down in a breath of wind.

Nominated by: smugcunt