is a cunt.

Here’s a sad story of a DEI hire which has turned out to be rather expensive for the people of New Zealand. Step forward Yorkshire lass and ex Royal Navy clam jouster Yvonne Gray, captain of the Royal New Zealand Navy’s hydrographic vessel Menawanui.

Under Gray’s command the ship ran aground on a reef off Samoa in 2024 due to a mix-up over the autopilot, whereupon it disgorged oil into the ocean, caught fire and capsized. Kiwi critics said Gray was an over-promoted diversity appointment and should never have been in command, a charge causing the inevitable LGBTQWERTY meltdown. Unfortunately for Gray the top brass take a dim view of the loss of a $100million ship, the RNZN’s only one ever sunk in peacetime, so Gray and 2 colleagues are to be court marshalled for ‘negligently permitting a vessel to be lost’.

The thing is, the Kiwis are a bit strapped for cash right now (sound familiar?) so the Menawanui is not being replaced, leaving their Navy with a grand total of 8 ships. A few more fuck ups like this and I can see their armed forces soon amounting to 15 blokes dressed in black doing the Haka.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Yesterday, Good Friday, was the opening of Grantham Garden Centre and I was chatting to a customer who had gone and had a look.

“Oh it was heaving, loads better than the old place and they had that celebrity Adam Frost there too cutting the ribbon and answering questions”

I had never heard of Adam Frost. Celebrity bloody gardeners! I’d have him crying in the van by ten o’clock tea and biscuits. Turns out he is some arsehole off Gardener’s World. Not even a Titchmarsh or Ron Knee’s love rival, Monty Don. Celebrity cunts really will turn up for the opening of an envelope. Usually some ex-soap ‘star’ or 90’s kids TV presenter that hasn’t been seen for twenty fucking years,who most people thought was either dead or been hovered up in Operation Yewtree. Not famous enough for ‘I’m a Celebrity….but enough pulling power to draw a crowd of saddos.

Never anyone interesting or unpredictable though? Huw Edwards opening a youth club in Llanddewi Brefi or Harvey Price opening anything anywhere. No scissors though!

Needless to say myself or Jack the Cunter were not even considered.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

We all know, or do we? that signing up for stuff can be a minefield of lies and corporate bullshit..

“When Neha paid for an online CV builder, she thought she was only making a single transaction.

“In order to download the CV, you have to pay. So I did that, and I just thought it was a one-off thing.”

But two years later, she discovered she had been signed up to a monthly subscription with the service, LiveCareer, and over £500 had been taken from her joint account with her husband.”..

Then “When Carmen, from London, took out a free trial of Adobe Creative Cloud, she wanted to subscribe for three months.

But she found herself on an annual contract, with a £250 cancellation penalty.

After a year, she tried to stop it from auto-renewing, but was told she had missed a “very specific” cancellation window, so was locked in for another year.”..

What a load of cunts,it seems these halfwit have never heard of the Direct Debit Guarantee..

And now the dead hand of govt has stepped in “regulate” this nonsense.

Fuck the companies and stop the payments.

The country is rammed full of idiots.

Anyway,

Please sign up for my 3 month trial of Full Oven.

No refunds allowed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.

Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.

ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.

Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?

What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Benefits will rise by 6.2% all paid for by the poor cunts who have to work and pay tax, it’s double inflation and you can be sure there will be more to come with oil crisis. ‘Protecting those hit the hardest’

Never mind the workers queuing at petrol stations to pay extortionate amounts for petrol and diesel, any chance Rachel will cunt duty or VAT, I doubt it.

The cost of getting to work will make working even more marginal compared to getting up a lunchtime and then playing X-box all afternoon

MPs are getting a nice little payout as well, along with the ‘lordships’

When will it end, Rachel was quick to tell Retailers not to use the crisis to make excess profits, all the time the treasury are doing it in with a VAT windfall.
A general strike by all those in work until the government get the priorities right, benefits cunts don’t add any value to economy and as such are fucking pointless, cut tax and encourage work.

And dot t get me started of the lifting of the two sprog benefit cap!

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : Sick of it