are cunts and full of cunts.

I’ve just read the music journo equivalent of slurry, fawning over that talentless trollop Charlie XCX in a review of her recent performance at Reading Festival.

“She commanded the stage with a singular focus and was bolstered by a live band in places and a group of dancers; the result was a statement of epic proportions.”

Put your crayon away you intellectual midget and let us reflect here for a moment. Back in the day when I was a festival going kid, Reading was headlined by legends, The Stones, The Yardbirds, The Animals, The Who, Peter Green’s Fleetwood Mac, Cocker, Beck, Marmalade, just a few of the genuine talents to have graced the stage at Reading. What do we have now? A karaoke act with her growler hanging out of her pants. It’s not good enough, note in that review the words, ‘bolstered by a live band IN PLACES’. All I can say is that Gen Z are easily pleased, mind, most of them seem to be as thick as a fucking breeze block. Cunts!

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

is a cunt.

“Two Frankfurt Airport workers have died of malaria after a rare outbreak led to six employees contracting the serious infection spread by mosquitoes.

It is believed the mosquitoes arrived at Germany’s busiest airport on a plane, according to German public health officials, triggering an outbreak which was first detected in July.”

Was it a flight from Birmingham?

“The Robert Koch Institute – a German federal government agency and research institute for disease control and public health – previously said the four employees fell ill between 4 and 6 July and the mosquitoes were brought in by plane.

The institute said malaria in Germany almost exclusively affects long-haul travellers who were infected in malaria-endemic areas, and that malaria transmitted within a German airport is rare.”..

Malaria is a parasitic cunt,from the shitholes of the Third World to a Beer Hall in a few hours.

Achtung! Ze Lockdown!

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

I wish to retract my nomination of “Modern-Day Glaciers” Posted on April 16, 2026, stating that modern-day glaciers were soft puffs.

Well apparently, one of the cunts just burst and took out several hundred Chink-like mongs + a few Tarquins & Gemimas on spiritual journeys trying to `find themselves` in the tranquillity of the Nepalese mountains.

… I rather think they’ll find themselves buried beneath several thousand tons of ice, slush, rock and other assorted effluvia.

Hey, China – that`s climate change for ya!

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Nominated by Sam Beau.

are cunts.

Remember when a reprehensible cunt would play the pity me, the old mental ‘elf ‘defence’ ; looking for what I always knew as a ‘not guilty by reason of temporary insanity’ verdict.

It’s how that Vince Li guy – for example – got to walk a free man from an institution in under 10 years for beheading & part cannibilizing a stranger on a bus in 20 years ago.

Well .. it seems ‘temporary insanity’ must be offensive to some crowd of cunts (murderers, nutters?) .. cos #1 I just read about the trial of the Massachusetts woman that strangled her 3 kids to death .. and one of the jury options is ‘not guilty by reason OF … “lack of criminal responsibility”. And #2 when I went to check my bona fides on the cannibal thing, it’s been retro-written to say he was found “Not Criminally Responsible” .. and it even offered a helpful bracketed (NCR) by some bunch of soft touches in *that* scenario.. for the knifing, the decapitation, the spot of human-lunch. Not insane, then? .. 🤔

Looking for something as a link, I found *this* fucking crowd of ambulance-chasers claiming if someone claims ‘NCR’ … that should be enough to spare them standing trial at all.

Dystopian Days. Unless you’re partial to a spot of actual murdering I suppose.

crossanhanratty

Nominated by Cuntemall.

“An unidentified man found in a plane’s wheel compartment at Gatwick Airport died after being exposed to extreme cold and a lack of oxygen, an inquest has heard.

Coroner Joseph Turner opened the inquest at Horsham Coroner’s Court on Tuesday into the death of the man, whose identity still remains unknown.

The court heard his body was discovered in the landing gear compartment of an Air Arabia flight which had arrived from Tangier, Morocco, on 16 June.”

Poor Modern Britain,even when these awful cunts arrive dead they still cost us money.

“Turner, the West Sussex, Brighton and Hove area coroner, said conditions in the aircraft’s wheel compartment would have been extremely cold and oxygen levels would have been low.

He said he had reason to believe the death was “unnatural”…

Well I must admit flying at 30,000 ft and outside the passenger compartment could well turn out to be fairly unnatural.

Anyway let’s hope it becomes a “tiktok trend” soon.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.