are cunts?

“Britzsh” invariably pronounced with a hiss of contempt at the end, Well that’s how I hear it but granted I am permanently pissed. A pejorative term (ie used to demean or denigrate) that is increasingly in use to label the British and particularly the English. Originated in America and has since spread like shit on your shoes whenever this once great nation is mentioned. Had a hissing heyday during the Brexit shenanigans as in “the ball is in the Brits court” or “the Brits face some tough decisions” or “you Brits cannot cherry pick” and so on.

Needless to say it has been picked up by the lickspittle meejah like flies to shit and has been incorporated into BBC speak. Whereas “Frogs” or “Krauts” or “Pakis” are deemed racist, “Brits” is not. Funny that. Perhaps we have gone too far down the crapper in our standing in the world. Confused? Just remember that Brit rhymes with Shit and know your place. Then there are Brits Abroad. We can still be proud.

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Nominated by Limpy Stroke.

is a cunt.

Dame Sarah Doolally, Archbishop of Cunterbury, is a credulous woke cunt of biblical proportions.

On the 25th Anniversary of the worst Islamic terror attack of modern times, the fuckwit invites some fat Muslim cleric to receive a pointless award for being a bit less of a cunt than your average Páki. Turns out, however, that the porcine preacher was a supporter of good old Osama. So a total fucking cunt.

The thick bitch should have awarded said Páki a ham sandwich and told him to fuck off back to Shitholistan. Instead of which we’re treated to the embarrassing spectacle of the woman who was going to end misogyny in the CoE kowtowing to a misogynistic arsehole. Good of him to bring his fifth wife (on the right) too, along with his 11-year-old fiancée in full gimp suit, both appropriately dressed to hide their bruises. And we can see who eats all the meat (slaughtered with unimaginably cruel barbarity) pies in that household, can’t we?

Question for Khanplod: Why weren’t the girls in the pic (if that’s what they are) arrested for covering their faces?

Question for Doolally: Why don’t you wear a burka too? It would be a considerable improvement.

Kissers of Muhammaden arse need to work out whose side they’re on, because those carpet kissers certainly aren’t on ours, as that cunt’s backstory confirms.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

The Unsuitable Motorist.

“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.

Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.

Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”

“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”

Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..

A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt.

“Sara Kahsai grew up in Sudan but moved to Birmingham, England, in 2022 after marrying a bus driver from the city.

But as she settled into married life and her new home, she was coming to terms with a life-changing discovery.

Sara realised she was a victim-survivor of Female Genital Mutiliation (FGM), a procedure she had endured as a young girl.”

Thoroughly unpleasant for the foreign lady I’m sure bit what’s it go to do with Modern Britain?

Here we are:

“When Sara fell pregnant, she finally told health professionals she had endured FGM as a child.

She was immediately referred to the specialist FGM Clinic, run by midwives at Birmingham Women’s Hospital.

Midwife Renata Hanif deals with around 200 cases each year and says her job is to ensure the wellbeing of women and safeguard unborn children.”

Yes luckily for all of us there’s a nice NHS Clinic that sorts out the remarkably savage practices of these medieval cunts.

“schools are legally required to teach pupils about FGM and the law surrounding it as part of relationships and sex education.”

What a mess.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt. This supposedly ‘superior’ species of which we are a part just fucking up over and over. Layered inadequacy. How many stupidisms evident in one Reuters story about (not)executing a convicted killer..

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This woman took part in a jealousy fuelled torture/murder. Read the litany of attempted mitigations in the 30 plus years it took to strap her to a gurney, after sentencing. ‘Raped at 11, raped at 17’ , they say for example… (another slew of societal failures in order for those attacks to have occurred if they did, on various levels) … next? .. ‘she was young,’ .. oh fuck off! .. ‘mental ‘elf, take your pick of which one’, of course .. ‘bipolar’ , ‘ptsd’ …’infant alcohol syndrome’ …

Then, when all the bleeding heart murder apologists are left behind, we find the state unable to put the woman down despite three fucking decades in her case in which to prepare. A circus of clichés and ineptitude which ultimately sees an ambulance being called. More taxpayers funds to be spent on her on top of all the rest so far.

If nothing else, the huge cost in dollars to society caused by merely one background-noise nobody is not indicitive of a ‘superior’ species. You can bet this will lead to a new round of appeals for clemency. Some cunts will even claim divine intervention occurred, of course.

If it were an outlier situation , an anomolous stack of fuckups, .. it’d be one thing but it’s not. This level of ineptitude persists at some level at all times, somehow. In the link about this current botch up, it tells further down they didn’t manage to kill the previous cunt they tried to either.

Fuck’s sake. Farm the job out to Iran and North Korea, maybe. Backward neanderthalic shitholes they might be, .. but they have no probs doing a fairly simple job when the decision is made.

In ms.Pikes case, she herself might suggest the method of tying her to a chair in the woods, beating her for half an hour including carving a pentagram into her chest, then keeping part of the shattered skull as a trophy to show off to people later.

That’s how SHE managed to end a life, after all… and it only took her(with her boyfriend) 30 minutes, not 30 years.

Nominated by Cuntemall. Additional addendums’ by Duke of Cuntshire, Unkle Terry and Chuff Chugger below.

I’ll second this nom and add;
The stupid cunts tried twice to execute this woman, and failed both times. Now she’s receiving life saving treatment in hospital, otherwise she might be too ill to execute.
Can’t these inept morons make their minds up? Do they want her dead or alive?

Schrödinger’s cat experiment can now be updated to Christa Pike. Half dead and half alive depending on who observes her.

The Execution of Christa Pike.

A quick ineffectual cunting regarding the ongoing panto of trying to get rid of this wicked cunt.

“Pike’s victim was Colleen Slemmer, a 19-year-old originally from Florida who loved to roller skate, smile and help others, according to descriptions given by her friends and family. Slemmer was tortured and killed by Pike, then 18, and her then-boyfriend, Tadaryl Shipp, after they met her at a job training camp.”

Two doses of poison then off to hospital?

Fuck off, try the 9mm cure, never fails.

May I add to this nomination…not just because Pike is a cunt, but also the complete irony of the situation.

She has been administered two lethal injections (as the first didn’t work) and when she wouldn’t die as intended, they shipped her off to hospital for (and I quote) ‘life-saving care’

Now, is it just me or does anyone else think this ‘life saving care’ is defeating the object?

It’s bonkers, and as they say in the tabloids ‘you couldn’t make it up’

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