Tony ‘the cunt’ Blair (30)

is a cunt.

the irony of this warmongering lying cunt is now in charge of negotiating a ‘peace’ deal in gaza.

peace is the last word I would use when referring to Blair…..having drawn the UK into the middle east sand dwellers arguments with the non existent weapons of mass destruction bollocks, and then his and browns ‘open doors’ immigration policy which has resulted in the shithole the UK has become today, he is now put in charge of peace……..after stoking the coals in the middle east previously.

a cunt for bringing the UK to its knees and turning us into a third world country, whilst being promote as a peace envoy. maybe as there’s so few raggies left in the middle east he could negotiate for us lot to fuck off over there. seems safer than London.

bbcnews

Nominated by Chuff chugger.

Gen Z and fart phone hurty hurty

Anyone feeling emotionally distressed or suicidal can call Samaritans for help on 116 123 in the UK.

The link takes cunters to a story based on a recent Sky News report in which Fraser, a pimply teenage lad with a boat race like a tragedy mask (blimey he looks just like his daddy) has got all hurty hurty after seeing some cunt blow his own head off with a handgun producing an explosion of blood. No fart phones in my day but we were all blood thirsty little beggars and had there been I am sure we would have blue toothed the clip all over the neighbourhood. “Cor Chris have a butcher’s at this”.

We had an ATC (Army Training Corps) and an AFTC (Air Force Training Corps) at school and the only reason lads joined them was to have a blast with big guns and go on exercises once a year to Norway. A few more homicidal lads went on to join the SAS and various Commando Units. All good fun. No PTSD (Post Traumatic Stress Disorder) about in those days.

In the Sky News clip it beggars belief to see some traumatised little tosser burying his sobbing head into his daddy’s chest while they both cry their eyes out. Fuck me. Grow a coupla pair. Jesus wept. Come to think of it Big J came to a bit of a sticky end but let’s not dwell on that, for over 18s only with preceding trigger warnings in place.

Sky news

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

Additional Scottish Bank Holiday Bingo


To celebrate Scotland reaching the World Cup final the Scottish government have decided June 15th will be a lovely new Bank Holiday..

But only for those employed by….the government.

Speaking at an event in Glasgow, Swinney said: “The whole nation will come to a standstill in June – even more so in July once we’ve seen off Brazil and progressed to the knockout stages.

“This is a moment 28 years in the waiting – and I want as many people as possible to share the occasion.”

So there you have it,well done if you are on the Haggis Gravy Train..

If not,fuck off the nooo!

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Unrelated Stories Being Passed Off As Subject Relevant News


These days I have only a mild passing interest in football and try to avoid news in general. However, I clicked onto the Telegraph Football webpage to see what’s going on. There was a bit about Man Utd fans wanting a no confidence vote in Sir Jim Radcliffe. OK. Man City to pay £60M release clause to sign Semenyo. OK. Some news about the starting lineups for the Woolwich Nomads vs. Murdering Scum Scousers. Fair enough.

But what’s this? Mini headline reads, “Coote avoids prison after child sex offence conviction”. That’s not football news. The fact Coote used to be a Premier League referee is irrelevant. I don’t want to be exposed to stories about sex pests. That shit should be on the main news section, not the football section.

Another mini-headline, “Gabby Logan replaced during Match of the Day following death of father Terry Yorath”. Terry Yorath (proper footballer) passing away is football news related. I get that part. His gargoyle daughter leaving the set of some has been BBC shit show is not news. Why do we need to know she left the set to deal with a death in the family? We don’t. Again, it’s not football news, FFS.

This kind of shit goes on all the time. On the BBC Football webpage there’ll often be references to absolute nobodies but related to a high profile club. Bit confusing. Oh wait, it’s about women’s football not proper football. Now the BBC in their infinite wisdom have these tabs/sections on their Football webpage:

– Scores & Fixtures
– Tables
– Gossip
– Transfers
– Top Scorers
– Women
– European
– All Teams
– League & Cups
– Quizzes

BBC Football.

Now if some cunt reporter at the BBC wants to write up some crap about some nobody tart who plays for a woman’s team, take a wild fucking guess which section that “story” should be in.

Is it so unreasonable to have football news on the Football page, cricket news on the Cricket page, rugby news on the Rugby page and so on? And have the unrelated crap on the main news page where it’s more easily avoided?

Nominated by : Immigration Yank

Dead Pool [382]

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Congratulations to The Cunt with no Name who has won Dead Pool 381 by picking the actress Elizabeth Kelly who has died aged 104.She was best known for playing Pauline Fowlers Aunt Nellie Ellis in Eastenders between 1993 and 2000.She had a 40 year TV career before retiring in 2007.

On to Ded Pool 382
The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.