Dead Pool (264)

Congratulations to Cumnock Cunt who correctly predicted the sad demise of Scottish Rugby Union and national great Doddie Weir.Weir was 52 and died following a 6 year battle with ALS.

On to Dead Pool 264

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think are going to conk out next.It is is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Antone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping nominations mid pool unless yours has alrsady been taken.

5)Wins are awarded based on the time a death is reported not necessarily the chronological order of death.

Peter Kay [4]

Peter Kay and no it’s not it’s not for his o2 shambles.

Peter Kay man of the people I will sell my tickets for 35 quid same as 2010 tour.

A couple of things firstly 35 in 2010 was overpriced when other comedians were 20 , and a bare minimum were sold at 35 quid rest were vastly more.

Stop pretending you are a man of people you are a cunt and garlic bread still isn’t funny.

Nominated by: John McCunty

Supportive link provided by Part Time Admin:

BBC News Link

His Majesty’s Government

I would like to Cunt his majesty’s government for high treason against the British people.

It turns out that they have been colluding with the frogs so their navy can safely escort the illegal gimmgrants to our own border farce.

GBNews News Link

I’m am rarely lost for y: words but government expect you to do your duty in time of war invasion yet these treasonous bastard s don’t even try to do theirs.

And now I read we are paying the frogs an extra 8 million quid a month/ day / hour who cares.
Where the fuck is guy fawkes?

Punish the cunts for treason.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

Currys (2) and BAMEs

Currys (and other retailers/corporates) obsession with the B in BAME.

Growing up I didn’t have a racist bone in my body. I have worked with many folk of all creeds and colour with no problem or ill effect, and still technically don’t.

What is gripping my shit along with many other cunters and other people of all races I know is the relentless onslaught of blik or mixed race bliks shoehorned into almost every corporate image and almost every advert going. Never a Chinese or other under representated non-chippy or stabby type, just bliks.

Its been bad enough for the last couple of years that Barclays only seem to offer products to bliks in its banking app and that the BBC have an extensive library of images to portray blik victimhood or cost of living payments, but today when wanting to contact Currys about an item my piss boiled over.

Their contact page literally only shows blik staff working there. Now this should not rile or wind me up, but it does purely because it is no longer overkill with the pandering to this demographic, but as with the illegal migrants being allowed to stay we have been conquered by a minority purely due to skin colour and no other reason of merit. No offence is intended against any person regardless of ethnicity in this nom, it is aimed at the architects of this cuntitude. You would not accept a pint of black stout with 90% white froth, it isn’t a true depiction of the product and is not acceptable, so why are we subjected to the reverse in regard to skin tone? It has now infested everything you see and everywhere you go, even in areas where there are literally none in the general population, like round here. Ffs bring back some balance.

Link below:

Currys News Link

Nominated by: The Eternally Grumpy Cunt

Judge David Fletcher

I’d like to nominate Judge David Fletcher for sending pensioner Maurice Snelling to jug for selling mince pies and wine at his shooting club during lockdown.

He did try to cover it up but hey cut him some slack – he’s old and has a heart problem. But no this denizen of the law wants him in chokey……

Nominated by: Rumncoke

(This is a fairly short nomination (see rule 3 of Nomination submissions. But since you’re new we’ll let it through this time – Day Admin)

Stoke Sentinal News Link

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