No doubt many will have heard of Swatch who make cheap plastic watches in funny colours..

In the latest bout of sheeple madness they’ve “collaborated” with the luxury watch brand Audemars Piguet to make some cheap plastic pocket watches worth about a tenner..

However this plastic tat has caught the publics attention..

“Swatch have closed their stores in cities across the UK after hundreds of people queued outside branches eager to buy a new limited watch.

The Swiss firm said it would not open, external its branches in the capital “in light of safety considerations for both our customers and our staff”.

Stores in Birmingham, Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Sheffield will also remain closed.

The firm had been due to launch their new “Royal Pop” pocket watch collaboration with luxury watchmaker Audemars Piguet, with eight models priced from £335.

However the watch has been put on resale online for up to £16,000.”

Fuck off its a plastic fob watch with a cheap movement stuck inside it.

“In the Liverpool One retail area, some shoppers had been camping for two days outside the Paradise Street store.

Merseyside Police said they received a report that “a group of males were acting in an aggressive manner and making threats” outside the shop at about 07:00 BST on Saturday.

“Officers attended and the crowd dispersed shortly afterwards,” a force spokesperson added.”

Dear me the grasping stupidity of the masses is quite astounding.

Perhaps Our New Hero Andy Burnham will be throwing them into the crowds during his by election campaign?

Mass produced Cunts.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Professors at the world renowned Birmingham City University say “They sat us down and told us straight away… we’ve closed the masters… and all your jobs are at risk,” said Prof Kehinde Andrews, who leads the university’s black studies department.

The university, which made the decision in February, has blamed low “student” recruitment for the closure – eight students are currently on the MA course..

Tragic I know.

Part-time student Charmaine will complete her MA next year and was told about its closure via email.

“It feels like an attack on black intellect, because they already withdrew the undergrad course and now withdrawing the masters,” said part time student Charmaine.

With universities across the country having to tighten their belts due to cash shortages…After all coppering up to pay the vice chancellor an average salary of £340,000 p.a must be difficult, at least the ethnics haven’t pulled the race card…

Prof Kalwant Bhopal, director of the Centre for Research in Race and Education at the University of Birmingham said “This creates a dangerous precedent and shows the threat that black academics and their scholarship is under”..

Oh dear.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

What a pair of naive cunts we have here, while its always sad to lose a family member, blaming uber eats or similar for an alcoholic getting alcohol seems a bit too attention seeking for me.

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Even if said alcoholic had no deliveries from uber eats, he would sure as hell have managed to get his drinks, even if bed bound, any supermarket will happily deliver drink for the princely sum of free to a few quid.

Or he could simply have wobbled to the shop, or drove drunk, or whatever.

As much as I detest uber eats and their “riders” with large foreheads with strange baldness patterns and Eritrean names I simply could not care if they want to make money delivering anything to anyone who feels the need to use them.

It would seem a tad unfair to neglect Alex Hughes, also a cunt. BBC News?

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

No title. But a serious and emergency cunting. It will explain itself….

The recent murder of an innocent young man in Hampshire is the result of how sick and backwards this country has become, and how leftist causes and their one eyed beliefs can be dangerous in the long term.

I believe that Black Lives Matter has led to this. Black Lives Matter meaning, of course, that no other lives do. This was proven beyond doubt very early on, when a man who put a ‘White Lives Matter’ banner on a plane over an English football ground was actually arrested, investigated and lost his job. The police showed their loyalties there and then.

Of course, such a warped and one sided belief is going to result in tragedy. Such is the obsession with racism, not being seen as racist and favouring ethnics, they are automatically believed and favoured without question or investigation. That slimy turd Aseem Rafiq brought an established and old Cricket club to its knees, just by blabbing ‘tell teacher’ lies about racist remarks. Then, this evil bastard who murdered young Henry Nowak (RIP) was sided with and mollycoddled without a thought. Even as his victim lay dying on the ground. People are more concerned with being seen as racist, even more than they are about a young man actually dying in front of them. Nigel Farage is right about that.

Also. where are the words of anger and outrage about Henry Nowak or his killer? Nothing from Gary Lineker? Gary Neville? David Tennant? Megain and Harry? Gareth Southgate? Anybody? No, and there won’t be. Because they don’t care and there is nothing in it for them. However, had the boy been black or Asian, the tributes, outcry and upset would be heard for miles. There would be social media gushing, murals on walls, T-Shirts and knee taking. Funny and sickening, how a black American criminal who attacked women became a social media saint and a merchandising phenomenon. With the national football team actually eulogising this piece of scum for well over a year. Whither tributes to young Mr Nowak? Feel the silence….

Every celebrity, virtue signaler, politician, police officer, royal, social media gobshite, magazine, newspaper, TV channel, footballer, football manager and anyone else who pushed that BLM message all now have that boy’s blood on their hands. There were warnings from a sensible few about how this was going to happen. But, of course, they were shouted down and cancelled. The disgraceful way English officers of the law actually handcuffed and ignored a dying and innocent young man, while his murderer was pampered proves beyond doubt that – as far as the British authorities are concerned – Black lives and only black lives matter, and nothing and no one else does.

Well, well, well…the Hampshire plod have apologised. Whoop-de-do. Absolute total and utter cunts – NA.

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Nominated by : Norman

Today I was in Manchester City Centre. I rarely venture there nowadays, but I had to go for one thing and another.

Anyway, as I have recently had some stuff done with my teeth, I decided to get some Co-Codamol for the nagging gnashers. Ibuprofren and Asprin are banned due to the kidney situation.

I go to the big Superdrug opposite what used to be Piccadilly Gardens (today filled with big police vans). At the pharmacy department I ask the ethnic behind the counter for the painkillers. What does he say? ‘We’ve just closed for lunch mate’.

I looked a the clock and said ‘But. it’s quarter to three. In the bloody afternoon.’ The bloke says ‘But we worked through the normal dinner hour’. I said ‘That is not my problem. And anyway, so people who turn up when you are not supposed to be working get served. While those wo turn up at a normal decent time dont’? What sort of bloody cock eyed system is that?’ And, I can guess at what sort of people they were. See the end of this cunting.

He wasn’t having it and insisted that they were ‘closed’. While the rest of the store was open and full of customers.

I also noticed how he served an African woman blabbering Wakka Wakka into her phone about a minute before he decided to ‘close’. Could have let me have what I needed too, but no. Naturally, the Drink It In De Congo didn’t pay for her prescription. It stank of preferential treatment.

One can’t even get served at a normal time and during what should be official opening hours. Good job there’s a Boots three doors down. Superdrug? Supercunts, more like it.

No link, just cunts.

Nominated by : Norman