is a cunt.

is an utter utter cunt that is absolutely everywhere. Having an opinion on a matter is one thing, but coming up with a narritive SO biased that it actually hits misdirection to the point of outright dishonesty, nay bullshit .. is beyond the pale. To wit, for this cunting…

Some fucking scumbag athlete liquid-shit (shat?) all over herself early-on in some widely attended – and broadcast – 8 event endurance hour .. and just didn’t GIVE a shit, as such, continuing to the end with her legs and trainers covered in her own presumably stinking faecal output.

Cue the spin. The link, first of all, refers to shitting herself in public as a ‘hygiene accident’. The womans decision to carry on as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred? .. ‘a remarkable display of grit and determination’ … then it reports on the event organizers response to a woman getting her own shit on the track and various pieces of equipment that various others had to come into contact with ..

“As our sport continues to evolve, we are encountering new and increasingly complex situations that challenge us and where additional clarity is needed”

23 words there, .. of absolute bollocks. Plenty of animal species show more self respect when it comes to shit or shitting. Cats, dogs, rabbits and pigs – yes pigs – among the species I’ve observed being hyper hygienic about their habitats and their own presentation, when living unhindered enough to choose where to go. Some dogs I owned for 12 & 13 years that I never even saw take a shit ever … because they’d retreat to long grass in the distance. Not all breeds, but some. If many of the abovementioned species get crap on their fur or whatever, they won’t be happy until it’s removed.

And then there’s the cunt in the story. Went on to win and is the world champion at this bollocks event, it says. Another msm claimed to have ‘her side of the story’ .. but I’d guess that bit of ‘journalism’ contains so much spin it’d make me dizzy.

World chamion at Hyrox, eh? I never heard of Hyrox in it’s purported 8 years in existence, until today when it’s world #1 shit herself in public. Her loved ones must be SO proud!

Irish Mirror

Nominated by Cuntemall.

are cunts.

Modern music is crap – getting in the groove they call it, shit I call it. Modern politicians are also crap, so it seems logical, though otiose for them to get into bed togerher.

MPs who live on our charity are going to look into why Britain always loses the Eurovision Song Contest, much beloved by poofters and EU lovers (more or less the same thing).

The country teters on financial ruin, a possoble third world war and an AI threat of human destruction, and all these arseholes think important is shitty, crappy pop music, which hasn’t been the same since the Small Facdes gave up and died:

bbcnews

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Dear me. Where to start with this one?
In December last year, a gang of what I can assume to be spooks by their names, (I can find no photographic evidence, unsurprisingly) decided to rob passengers of their suitcases at Heathrow Airport.
Cue heroic old bill who apprehended the villains and hit them with the full force of the law by charging them with….affray.
What? Are we now charging armed robbers with crime that carries a maximum sentence of 3 years?
So it seems.
And it gets better.
The press only picked up on this story after guilt had been established and were allowed to report on a pre-sentencing hearing.
Which can only mean the villains will be begging for, and getting no doubt, a lighter sentence.
Wherever you look within this story, you’ll find cuntishness at every level.
From the perpetrators, to the police and CPS, the media censorship and the utterly limp wristed ‘justice’ system.
Nothing to see here.
What a pile of cunt!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

Miliband the organ grinder’s monkey

The Miliband dumb cunt fuck-up trail has become legendary as in every thing he touches gets covered in shit yet there he is now a major minister (Foreign Secretary for Chrissake) in HM’s Government. Despite a mug like a reject model for a low budget Frankenstein movie and a career advancing student politics causes (lay odds he wears skid marked drip dry underpants and whiffey nylon socks) such as ending fossil fuels and headline support for Palestine he continues to advance in the corridors of power.

Reason being the cunt furthers the freaky part of the Labour Agenda while Burnham keeps his head down and if it all goes tits up then Miliband is always available to carry the can. Traditionally that is what the organ grinder’s monkey is for. Rather convenient that he is also of Jewish heritage thus made to order to represent the squiggly eyed anti-Zionist part of the Labour Agenda AKA Corbinism. Too tedious to go into now but take it from an old campaigner that it is a rat’s nest of personal hatreds and unforgivable doctrinal sins and heresies that span the decades. If only Trotsky and Marx were still alive……..but in those circles they still are.

Times of Israel

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stroke.

“An inquiry into allegations British Special Forces murdered unarmed Afghan civilians has cost UK taxpayers £58m, figures from the Ministry of Defence (MoD) show.

When the inquiry was launched in 2023, its chair Lord Justice Haddon-Cave said it would aim to report, “at least on an interim basis”, within 12-18 months.

However, the inquiry has now been running for more than three and a half years, and has yet to publish any findings.

In a statement, the inquiry said its work was “greater and more complex than it originally envisaged”…

Cunts.

“The SAS Regimental Association (SASRA), which represents more than 5,000 SAS veterans and serving personnel, said it remained committed to supporting the inquiry and helping achieve a “timely solution”.

But in a statement, it added: “The prolonged nature of the process is itself causing significant and widening harm.”

It said the inquiry posed a “significant challenge, not only to the regiment’s reputation and the wellbeing and morale of its members, but in the association’s view, to the operational effectiveness of a key element of the nation’s defence”.

It said the cumulative effect of decades of legal scrutiny arising from operations in Northern Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria was placing a significant burden on individuals, families and the association itself.”

How about leaving our elite troops to do their job,at which they are the very best in the world,which is to kill our enemies as quickly and effectively as possible.

Destroying our armed forces morale one enquiry at a time,the Quisling dung.

But never mind,the enquiry is getting very well paid and that’s the most important thing.

BBC News?

Absolute filth,the new normal for a country obsessed with red tape and kneeling to our foes.

Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry