Are CUNTS.

Diminished versions of something that used to be far more powerful, majestic and important. Compared to the massive, long-lasting ice sheets of the past, today’s glaciers are temporary, fragile, almost inconsequential.

Ancient glaciers shaped entire continents. They carved deep valleys, flattened plains, and redirected rivers. You can still see their work in places like U-shaped valleys, fjords, and scattered boulders dropped far from their origins. These ice masses lasted for tens of thousands of years, sometimes longer. They advanced and retreated slowly, with enough weight and time to leave permanent marks on the landscape. Hard bastards, not wimps.

Modern glaciers, by contrast, are smaller and far less stable. Many are shrinking year by year. Some that once filled valleys are now thin strips of ice clinging to higher ground. Instead of advancing, they’re retreating at a pace that’s visible within a single human lifetime. In that sense, they don’t reshape the land in the same dramatic way their predecessors did.

Because of this, they’ve lost their purpose. They’re no longer the dominant geological force they once were. They don’t grind mountains down at the same scale or redraw maps. Their presence feels more like a remnant than an active force.

Basically, they`re now redundant – just like Gen-Z: Consisting mostly of snowflakes.

I have ice cubes in my freezer that are harder.

Puffs.

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The Axis of Epstein are now officially knee deep in shit with Iran and are showing no sign of trying to end something they started – something they started illegally.

Boy, those dodgy photos and whatever other evidence of the Donald within those Epstein files must be bad.

For years Israel, more specifically Benjamin fucking Netanyahu, have been desperate to bomb the fuck out of Iran, thus dragging the rest of us into a global, possibly nuclear conflict.

Fortunately, for the civilised world, the US haven’t previously had such an easily manipulated, compromised, complete fucking imbecile in the Oval Office who could be blackmailed in order so as to cave in to the whims of a warmongering psychopath like Netanyahu, up until recently.

This is a “war” that the Americans or state of Israel can’t possibly win.
It will result in the deaths of countless thousands of young American servicemen for a start.
Inevitably, (although hopefully not) followed by some of our own lads or other young European men.

Although we can maybe file this away as another one of those forever wars like in Ukraine.

I would imagine that the Iranian government have been preparing for this attack for many a year and with the help of the Russian and Chinese weapons and intelligence, will retaliate with fair enthusiasm and for as long as they feel like it.

Thanks to this fucking Imbecile and his administration, we are also probably facing a recession that could make 2008 and Covid look like a minor irritation.

This fat fucking buffoon is now telling NATO that he doesn’t need their help either and has probably done more harm to international relations in a few months that could last for another 2 or 3 generations or more.

He’s also laying the manipulation on thick with Kweer Charmer to join in with the party although to give 2TK an ounce of credit for the first time in nearly 12 months of him being PM, he’s reluctant to get involved in this absolute cluster fuck.

The UK will probably swamped with a few million Iranian Shia Muslims over the next year or so that will make the current dinghy crisis look like a trickle.

President of Peace my fucking arse. He’s absolutely no better than the likes of Putin.

Rumours are abound that Netanyahu has croaked it (hopefully)

I have absolutely zero time whatsoever for the religion of peace and I’ve always made my feelings clear on that yet that doesn’t mean we should go around poking the hornets nest that is the Middle East.

Unfortunately however, since 1948 , that is all Israel, aided and abetted by their US lapdogs, have done and we in Western Europe have bore the brunt of the immigration detritus more than most.

Donald “President of Peace” Trump – what were you thinking ?
Thank you for making the world 10 X less stable within 18 months of your second term. You reckless fucking cunt.

And Israel – Fuck off – your 3 generation guilt trip is wearing as thin as the hair on Netanyahu’s head.

I had sympathy for them once but not anymore.

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I know this point of view is contrary to a lot of opinion on here but it’s something I needed off my chest.

Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all.

Wait for it…

“Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 after an investigation found she was unable answer basic questions about anatomy or how to help patients manage common conditions.”

Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust, which runs MRI, said no patients had been harmed and it had since “strengthened” its recruitment process…

One would fucking hope so.

“Critical care dietetic clinical lead Lorna Haywood, told a senior colleague she believed Ndulue-Nonso “did not know the fundamentals of dietetics such as medical conditions, biochemistry and medications”.

What a mess,certainly not Carry On Doctor

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Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:

“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”

The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.

Read all about how wonderful it is right here:

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Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.

PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

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CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)

Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?

1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.

2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.

3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)

4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.

5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.

Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.

No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.

Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings