are cunts.

While Unkle Terry has been doing sterling work cunting migrants left, right and Chelsea, I would like to add the following knife to the grindstone cunting.
Not content with at least having the decency to wait until they have disappeared into the miasma of Khan’s London paradise before they begin their attempt at the world stabathon record, some migrants have been getting a bit of practice in. Now I’m all for being prepared for any situation. During my RN service our mantra was ‘Prior Planning Prevents Piss Poor Performance’, however, this not quite what we might of had in mind. To quote the Daily Express “A man in his 20s was allegedly stabbed to death on Terminus Beach, France. Witnesses reported the attack occurred in the dunes, and a knife was found near the body.
The alleged killers, a group of migrants, are feared to have escaped to the UK on a boat carrying around 165 people.” So there you have it, a prospective dinghy rider has been shanked by his mates who have now boarded a floating taxi to the UK and will no doubt be looking forward to ventilating some unsuspecting British citizen who just happens to be minding their own business at any given time. I also note that the boat they came over on holds 165. They’ll be hiring the RMS Queen Mary next, no point doing anything by halves.

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Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

The modern day “journalist” is an enduring cunt slipping further away from reality by the day.

Whats more is the braindead public simply accept the complete lack of editorial standards and lap up any and all clickbait headlines then promptly share the “fake noos” with anyone who will listen to them.

I could have chosen almost any random article to link to this but have opted for a “story” about a UK lorry company folding.

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Naturally it comes with a pic of a lorry, possibly the first image of a lorry they could find online, even more possibly after using AI it is indeed a lorry as these “journalists” are so far detached from reality I doubt they would know the difference between an artic and a fire engine as it hurtled towards them, they both say “Scania” on the front, right.

Another one I see fairly frequently is articles about money which often have a picture of a pile of old pound coins which went out of circulation in 2017. Thats almost a “decade” ago for any shit journo that has happened to stumble upon this rant about their deceased trade.

Lazy, useless, spellchecking, AI using braindead moronic cunts the lot of them.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

More on shit Journalism from Chuff Chugger below.

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The BBC reporting has gone downhill over recent years. You only need to scroll down the lower reaches of the BBC news homepage and it is full of the kind of shit you find on red top and local news websites. It is more OK magazine now than a serious news site.

The story above is about some Californian woman who has decided to drop her fathers surname as she hasn’t seen him for sometime….apparently this is a relevant news story because Brad Pitts adopted kids are dropping his surname. This bint seems to think she is on the same level so it is relevant. I call it a rather tenuous link.
When you read further, her new surname is a mix of her mothers name and her new husbands. Forgive me, but isn’t it traditional for a woman to take her husbands surname……so I ask again, what the fuck is this story??

I’m not sure whether to blame her for spreading this non story or the BBC for no doubt trawling social media and then publishing it.

Andy Burnham king of the fucking north, tribune of bastard plebs is a cunt.

Swans in to power no mandate off of anyone, says he’s going to fix everything split up power and issuing soundbites by the million then what does he do?

Country on its arse, everything failing and he decides to ignore the middle east, cost of living, dubious folk coming in on dinghies from that France and fuck off on his hollybobs.

When I changed jobs I was so snowed under I couldn’t get a day off for six plus bastard months and Mr King of the north says fuck it and books his summer hols.

Blokes a skiving lazy cunt who probably runs things via teams meetings that take 6 hours rather than sending an email, the cunt.

Guido Fawkes. (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

The last day of Starmer as PM, and as his last act of sticking two fingers up he has made that incompetent old bastard Sadiq Khan a Lord!. For services to ineptitude, no doubt:

The mind boggles. Liar to the last and fraud of the first water Kweer always said he would not produce a resignations honours list, but…. Jane Sarpong, a black no mark gets a peerage too.

What the fuck has that little weasel Khan done to merit such a reward?. The instigator of the London Stabathon?. Turning even previously decent areas of London into Third World Shitholes?. Renaming parts of the London Overground into painfully politically correct virtue signalling lines?. Just being a stinking parasite?.

What will his Lordship call himself – I’d suggest Lord Cunt.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

Vincent Shaanmugarajah Thamilnesan is a theiving cunt.

Someone went into shop with an idiot tax ticket to collect their winnings which er, Vincent then proceeded to scam the lucky ticket holder by handing over £30 when the due prize was supposed to be £920.

The ticket holder later realised that they were due more than the £30.

The most surprising part in all of this is that there was actually a punishment handed to the shop in the form of removal of their licence.

The unsurprising part is err, Vincent was allowed to pay an out of court settlement which seems awfully familiar to a religious courts way if doing things rather than being prosecuted.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.