A strong warning. If the photo in this article is used as the picture for the nomination make sure you have a strong brown paper bag, if you have jut eaten.

Mr Clarke is yet another of those talentless camp homosexuals, who litter the BBC with their camp blather. What a pity they were not around in the 1950s when they would have been treated to a term of penal servitude for their exhibitionism.

Clarke, in the week when the BBC are making huge budget cuts, including closing Radio 4 Extra which has all the archival jewels in the crown, has complained about the pay he gets for playing gramophone records on Radio 2 on Saturday afternoons. He made his complaints to his fellow bender, Alan Carr.

Not that many years ago he would have been lucky to get a job on closed circuit hospital radio. What an ungrateful cunt!. He lives off of our charity.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

are a cunt.

I’ll start by quoting this Oirish cunt that insisted on making a ruckus out of the linked non-story ; in relation to some £8 tat necklace of the black, green, white and red variety.

“I am pro-Palestinian. It is a huge part of my oufit. I am always wearing it.”

So. Some palestine bandwagon-riding stupid looking ugly twot was on some fucking property based t.v. show I’ve thankfully never even heard of. Dunno what happens on it, what transpired. But when the episode aired, RTE received a complaint. A single solitary complaint … BY said cunt that (I presume) applied to appear on same, and thusly noticewhore some bit about something to do with her house that would be broadcast on national TV.

Her whinge?

The decision had been made in the editing process to digitally edit-out said tat necklace. And the cunt was so offended she kicked up a stink.

She doesn’t mention spending time on the ground for her ’cause’, nor anything else similar in the article… just the necklace. In the link she says if they told her the thing couldn’t or wouldn’t be aired, she would have ‘refused to take part in the recording’.

Fuck me. May all her problems in life be of such minimal consequence. Still. Now she’s gotten a little extension on her 15 minutes of fame… her ugly mug once more back on RTE, donning necklace AND kaffiyeh props.

Fuck the broadcaster, too, for flip-flopping. Pick a stance and stand by it. Edit it out & tell her to fuck off, or just ignore the fucking thing but don’t ever backtrack. It’s a weak trait.

Cunts like her get way too much leeway. Just for once, I would love to see the likes being asked to explain what they have actually done that made or makes so much as an ounce of fucking real world difference for their ’cause’.

‘ermmm. but .. I wear my necklace’

Insignificance. Personified.

rtr news

Nominated by Cuntemall.

Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.

From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.

And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.

BBC News? (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

The Froggy riots need a cunting.

It’s all down to bad conditions in the schools they say. Meanwhile, historic buildings go up in flame 🔥 and the Palawhinean shit rag is waved by the looting darkeys and sand rats.

Professional whiner Greta Thunderknickers even turned up for a while.

The left wing unwashed also join in and wine shops get looted, mind I’ll bet if there’s a Froggy cobbler selling work boots I’ll bet his shop will be left alone.

No idea where Macron is, probably getting a pegging off the other Mr Macron. Sorry Mrs Macron, she’s got previous for sueing folk and getting handy with her fists, just as Mr Macron(the limp wristed one that is)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

With a second kicking provided by Herman Jelmet:

I’d like to quickly second this nom please with a link.

Breitbart.

Yes that’s right. It would appear that Emmanuel Micropenis and his elderly husband were attending a pop concert featuring anorexic warbler Celine Dion the other night..

I wonder if she sang them her 90s worldwide number one hit “Think Twice”?

🎶 Ahmed think twice before you torch that church and my memories
Oh Ahmed thiiiiiiiinnnnk twice 🎶

A bit short but we’ll allow it because you simply couldn’t make this up – NA.

The BBC, this time for employing a hamas/ISIS sympathiser as an AI adviser.

Given this cunt’s history he should have been thrown into chokey or deported years ago. He served five years in prison in Germany for membership of ISIS before he turned up here.

Amongst the myriad of good reasons to cancel your tv licence, if you haven’t already done so, this must be in the top five.

Press Reader.

Nominated by : mystic maven