James saw a job advertised for the post of Town Clerk for Lymington and Pennington Town Council, so he decided to apply, even though he didn’t match the posted experience required.

The advert stated 10 years experience, a Certificate in Local Council Administration and a relevant degree James has seven years experience, a certificate but no degree. Fair enough, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

He even phoned the retiring Town Clerk claiming it was unfair to ask for 10 years experience. The Clerk advised the council to reconsider the application, which they did, but James was not shortlisted.

Now, most reasonable people would have accepted the decision, but not James. He went to an Employment Tribunal, complaining that he was discriminated against due to his age (29), which made it difficult to have gained 10 years experience.

The Tribunal judge agreed that the other candidates were a better fit, but the Council had failed to demonstrate that 10 years experience was significantly different than, for example, 8 years, and awarded the winging, moaning cunt nearly £3k!

Make it make sense, someone.

MSN.com.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed for the night..

Apparently the young shithouses “offered no thanks for the efforts of the hotel, asked for further reductions to the cost, pushed hard for a breakfast and asked if they could arrange transport to get them out of the valley.”

The “walkers” claimed they had left their money in a tent, which was left near Green Gable when they were rescued, but had agreed to send the £130 later…

The unsurprisingly disappointed Mountain Rescue team said “We have tried contacting the two walkers to encourage them to settle their debt with the hotel but also to return the head torches,”

Sounds like the usual social media chav cunts who know nothing and take the piss out of those who risk their lives to pull them out of the shit.

First rate scummý super Cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt.

2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.

When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.

This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.

I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.

I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.

I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.

I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.

We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.

Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.

It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.

We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.

We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.

Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.

Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.

Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.

And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.

Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?

Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?

So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.

There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.

But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.

When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.

For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?

Guardian

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.

However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.

All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.

As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.

OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.

If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.

Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.

The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…

BBC News?

Nominated by : Norman

Seconded by : W. C. Boggs

I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:

The Standard.

The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.

It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..

“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.

A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.

Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..

A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?

Oh…hang on..

“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.

The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.

Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.

And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”

Quite a remarkable situation.

Rammed full of foreign cunts then.

BBC News?

Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry