Our BBC (148) and the strange new phenomenon of Swedish criminal gangs.


are cunts.

Quite a fascinating article,highlighting the ferocious recent rise in organised crime and recruitment of children who fall into the mafia lifestyle with apparent ease..

“Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer said the country was in an “emergency situation” and stopping the use of children in criminal networks was a “crucial task” for the government.”

Strommer insisted that the proposal did not amount to a “general lowering of the age of criminal responsibility” and would only apply to the “most serious crimes” such as murder, attempted murder, aggravated bombings, aggravated weapons offences and aggravated rape….

So we can see that these gangs are involving children in the very worst type of crime…but no mention of how this might have come about and Heaven Forbid the nationalities of those involved in this rotten mess..

Here’s the article..

bbcnews

I may have dreamt it but I do recall some persons mentioning the influx of Somalis and Albanians over the past decade or so and the “effect” these foreign types have had on Swedish society.

Thankfully,despite the bombings,rapę and varied mayhem Our BBC failed to mention any of that.

So kind of them to protect us from the truth,in case we find it upsetting.

C u n t s.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Idiots

One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow me to illustrate.

At about nine pm on 30th December, two (unnamed) walkers in their early 20s had to summon urgent assistance from the Cairngorms Mountain Rescue Team after becoming trapped on rocky terrain in -15c conditions. Reports state that these two intellectual heavyweights set out at six pm (pitch black at this time of year) to climb the 1,300 m. Ben MacDui, wearing jogging bottoms and trainers, and lacking basic equipment such as waterproof clothing, crampons and ice picks.

Unsurprisingly, our two heroes quickly found themselves in serious trouble on steep ground in severe winter conditions, and presumably used a mobile phone to summon urgent assistance. Rescuers arrived to find the two peabrains in considerable distress. The rescue leader commented that the pair would have struggled to survive the night in the freezing conditions.

So what prompts a couple of utterly ill-equipped lads to set off in the pitch black of a freezing Cairngorms winter night to climb up a fucking mountain? Well you tell me; all I can say is that this kind of moronic behaviour isn’t unknown in that part of the world. It certainly ain’t the first time that rescuers have had to turn out to save the necks of some cretins who fancied an amble up in the Scottish mountains in mid-winter, and it won’t be the last.

You’d like to think that these two fucking idiots would at least have the grace to feel embarrassed at their own stupidity, but you have to wonder if the self-awareness is there. Let’s face it, you simply can’t legislate for idiocy.

bbcnews

Nominated by Ron Knee.

James Sheehy


James saw a job advertised for the post of Town Clerk for Lymington and Pennington Town Council, so he decided to apply, even though he didn’t match the posted experience required.

The advert stated 10 years experience, a Certificate in Local Council Administration and a relevant degree James has seven years experience, a certificate but no degree. Fair enough, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

He even phoned the retiring Town Clerk claiming it was unfair to ask for 10 years experience. The Clerk advised the council to reconsider the application, which they did, but James was not shortlisted.

Now, most reasonable people would have accepted the decision, but not James. He went to an Employment Tribunal, complaining that he was discriminated against due to his age (29), which made it difficult to have gained 10 years experience.

The Tribunal judge agreed that the other candidates were a better fit, but the Council had failed to demonstrate that 10 years experience was significantly different than, for example, 8 years, and awarded the winging, moaning cunt nearly £3k!

Make it make sense, someone.

MSN.com.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Thieving Failed Mountaineer Cunts


So you’re keen to scale Scafell Pike but when it turns out you don’t have the guts for it and have done zero homework it’s time to call Mountain Rescue to fetch you down to safety and a warm bed for the night..

Apparently the young shithouses “offered no thanks for the efforts of the hotel, asked for further reductions to the cost, pushed hard for a breakfast and asked if they could arrange transport to get them out of the valley.”

The “walkers” claimed they had left their money in a tent, which was left near Green Gable when they were rescued, but had agreed to send the £130 later…

The unsurprisingly disappointed Mountain Rescue team said “We have tried contacting the two walkers to encourage them to settle their debt with the hotel but also to return the head torches,”

Sounds like the usual social media chav cunts who know nothing and take the piss out of those who risk their lives to pull them out of the shit.

First rate scummý super Cunts.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The Inevitable Decline of European Tourism

is a cunt.

2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.

When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.

This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.

I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.

I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.

I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.

I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.

We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.

Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.

It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.

We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.

We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.

Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.

Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.

Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.

And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.

Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?

Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?

So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.

There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.

But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.

When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.

For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?

Guardian

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.