Wes Streeting (5)

 

Apparently Zac the titty whisperer states that he and Wes have never dated. Yuk what a fucking awful picture that paints. C.A.

The rear end, wobble arsed duckie defence Secretary is an absolute cunt.

He wants us all to be prepared for ‘something’ by stocking up with essentials for 3 days, what! 3 fucking days, my weekly shop is just that, a fucking week.

Now if he said two weeks or a month then that would mean something but he would have to be damn sure there was a credible imminent threat.

Bad weather, power cuts or a cyber attack or a full scale nuclear attack from Russia, the last one would be curtains for the UK unless you lived in the outer Hebrides.

Instead of talking bollocks maybe start by making UK energy more secure instead of going net zero and as we are supposedly at the cutting edge of AI shouldn’t we be well defended against cyber attacks, or is that just more bullshit. (Open AI discovered a flaw in some tech type program that could allow hackers to get in)

Wes, you are a cunt, no wonder everyone is taking the piss out of the 3 day survival plan

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Nominated by Sick of it endorsed by W C Boggs below.

If I may I’d like to both endorse and bring up to date the Streeting cunting. he has been at it again, and gone further. I dare say he is cross because it was too wet to get a bumming on Hampstead Heath yesterday:

It is time that Wesley Paul Gladys Streeting got a well deserved cunting for being a war-mongering poofter, who, just like his quare friends in ze party will be exempt if ever war does kick off in this country again:

That stupid little fairy is now suggesting we all “prepare for war in 1,000 days”. He’s a war minded little bugger – literally.:-

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Vaseline arsed little creep.

Andy Capp talks of “bringing hope” to the UK, while that little arse bandit talks up war. I am sure in his stockpile which he keeps trying to push us into, he will be getting in extra supplies of extra strong Durex, gallons of lube and Hemorrhoidal ointment to fill his voracious hole. along with all the lipstick, not to ,emtion all the lipstick and Max Factor to give him his baby’s bottom complexion.

If ever there was an advertisement in support of quare bashing, Streeting is it. The best description of him was given back in 1959 by William Connor (“Cassandra”) about Liberace a camp pianist, but his 67 year old words apply even more to the “Defence Secretary”: “a “deadly, winking, sniggering, snuggling, chromium-plated, scent impregnated, luminous, quivering, giggling, fruit-flavoured ice-covered heap of mother love.”

How true those words are, even today. Mince tall, Wessy.

The 80s

 

were a cunt.

My kids love all things 80s.
think it was the pinnacle of style ,fashion ,music.
idiots.

I was a teenage miserable in the 80s,
I fuckin loathed every minute of it.
I seethed with rage,
perms
legwarmers
rubic cube
talentless cunts like Toyah,
shakin Stevens,
BMX
body popping
shoulder pads
greenham common
miners strikes
it was horrible.
torture.

Dunno why they think the 80s was some utopia?
although you didn’t have immigrants and tramps sleeping on the high street.

anyway , I hated it.
Only good things were getting my end away, underage drinking, and the mullet.

Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Dead Actors



 

are cunts.

So all of a sudden TV/Press/Online etc. is swamped by “breaking news” that some bald actor jasper name of Patrick Stewart has croaked at the relatively unexceptional age of 86. Has elbowed out all the big pants stuff like Healey’s budget, wars and famine and replaced it with endless fanzine drool about X-Men, Star Trek and whatever other shite he was in. Oh I see “stars pay tribute to Sir Patrick”. An excuse for other nonentities to get a few minutes in front of the cameras to remind the public that they are still alive and what a marvellous luvvie he was.

Well I’ll have a go at that game. Met the slap head cunt at various functions over the years and yes, he was tall and very bald with a funny pointy chin, piggy eyes and a large hooter. Pleasant enough to talk to but a magnet for Yank Trekkies who elbow in to tell him how wonderful he is and how much respect they have for him as an actor and so on. Yuck. Fuck orf yuooooo khants.

Latest Breaking News. He is still very much fucking dead and I should have had him in The Pool. Bugger.

If you really want more:

deadlinenews

Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

Airline Excess Baggage charges

I have long held the view that airline excess baggage charges are fucking well disgraceful. Recently ignited again because of 2026 increases in such charges.

I can understand that for any given aircraft, there has to be a maximum take-off weight and so the weights of every item taken on board is of importance. But when was the last time you saw any passengers being weighed? They surely must just apply an average passenger weight and hope for the best. Statistically, this is probably OK as there will certainly be a safety margin applied as well.

But it is the sheer unfairness of charging that I object to. It is quite possible that an average passenger has to pay these fucking charges (which are applied per Kg), when their baggage exceeds the baggage ‘allowance’ and yet, they and their ‘over-allowance’ baggage weight is less than some great fat fucker, even before we get to the fat fucker’s baggage! All this before you may have to suffer, having to sit next to the fat twat, spewing over onto your space.

Instead of just plonking your bags on the scales, the whole fucking ‘package’ should be forced to get on the scales — and then charge for any ‘excess weight’.

Airlines should also reduce the size of carry on luggage. Have you observed the size of some of the fucking bags that are forced into a locker above your head?

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Nominated by Cassandra.

Politicians wearing poppies

 

are cunts.

The sight of these worthless pieces of shit wearing poppies really boils my piss.
The poppies are anathema to any politician, regardless of the side of the bench they pretend to be from.
Every one of them wants to give our country away to the EU, to darkıes, to the multinational conglomerates who make our lives an unnecessary toil of misery and the the sight of one of these disgusting cunts wearing our national symbol of remembrance and sacrifice is akin to a pædo parading the body of a murdered child around impaled on his knob.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine.