American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment is literally a cunt.
Katy Inzer, 46, dropped her kex and proceeded to butter her muffin on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. Apparently she was making inappropriate noises and smelled, and was reported to the cabin crew by another passenger.
Now I know what you Cunters are thinking. Whatever noise and smell Katy’s spot of DIY produced, they will have been as nothing compared to the sweaty grunting and foul stench emanating from any Cabinet meeting attended by Clammy Lammy, Heidi Heigh and Mucky Ange.
I have to say that if I’d been the passenger next to Ms Inzer I’d have sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the spectacle. It would beat watching Home Alone 4 for the twentieth time.
I wonder if flying solo, so to speak, qualifies one for membership of the Mile High Club.
Nominated by Geordie Twatt.




