Black actors shoehorned incorrectly into white roles

 

is a cunt.

Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.

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Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine, link by Unkle Terry.

Dead Pool [391]

Singer Teddie Beverley of British vocal group the Beverley Sisters on the morning of her wedding to dentist Peter Felix at Caxton Hall in London, 14th December 1959. (Photo by Douglas Miller/Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Conratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 390 by picking Teddie Beverley:The last of the famous British trio the Beverley sisters who died today aged 99.Teddie was Born Hazel Pamela Chinnery in 1927 and along with her twin sister Babs and older sister Joy formed a trio that would go on to release over 250 songs and several hit records including I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus and Little Donkey.They did a tour for Queen Elizabeth IIs Golden Jubilee accompanied by Max Bygraves .Joy died in 2015 aged 91 and Babs died in 2018 also aged 91.Teddie Beverley is survived by her daughter and Granddaughter.

On to Dead Pool 391

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The Kambo Detox


Apparently it’s quite fashionable to ingest frog poison as part of a “cleansing ceremony”..

Sometimes this is lethal.

“WELLNESS coach is feared to have died after trying a drug made from the poisonous skin of an Amazonian tree frog.

Kristian Trend, 40, is reported to have taken the drug known as Kambo in a “cleansing” ceremony before collapsing in his flat last month.”

Oh dear.

It seems going for a walk in the cuntryside and drinking some water isn’t quite enough for some people.

The Stun.

No doubt it’ll be available on Our NHS soon.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Dead Pool [390]

Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 389 by picking the former debuty leady of the Labour party Roy Hattersley who died on Saturday aged 93.Hattersley was a cabinet minister under Callaghan in the 1970s who became Labours deputy leader in 1983 following the disasterous 1983 election stepping down after 9 years in 1992 after 2 further general election defeats.He retired from the house of commons in 1997 after 32 and half years as an MP.He later joined the House of Lords for many years.He was also an accomplished writer.He was said to be the man who put the spit in Spitting Image and was always portrayed as spitting at people on the show due to his list.He also memorably was replaced by a tub of lard on Have I Got News For You after cancelling last minute.He is survived by his second wife Maggie.

On to Dead Pool 390

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reportibg not necessarily in chronological order of death.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

Yet Another Flotilla For Gaza


Here’s one that didn’t make much of a splash in the press ( see what I did there?) until the idiots were intercepted and taken to Israel where, what a surprise, they were detained.

Apparently a senior Israeli official made some derogatory remarks about these “activists ” who were attempting to breach the Israeli blockade to deliver “a token amount of ” aid to Gaza yet again.

What did he say, I wonder? Was it no ham sandwich for you, perhaps?

How come its only in the news when an Israeli allegedly does something nasty, and not when a bunch of fucking idiots attempt something illegal and downright stupid?

Oh, I know! No Greta Doomgoblin aboard, therefore no news.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest