Yesterday, Good Friday, was the opening of Grantham Garden Centre and I was chatting to a customer who had gone and had a look.

“Oh it was heaving, loads better than the old place and they had that celebrity Adam Frost there too cutting the ribbon and answering questions”

I had never heard of Adam Frost. Celebrity bloody gardeners! I’d have him crying in the van by ten o’clock tea and biscuits. Turns out he is some arsehole off Gardener’s World. Not even a Titchmarsh or Ron Knee’s love rival, Monty Don. Celebrity cunts really will turn up for the opening of an envelope. Usually some ex-soap ‘star’ or 90’s kids TV presenter that hasn’t been seen for twenty fucking years,who most people thought was either dead or been hovered up in Operation Yewtree. Not famous enough for ‘I’m a Celebrity….but enough pulling power to draw a crowd of saddos.

Never anyone interesting or unpredictable though? Huw Edwards opening a youth club in Llanddewi Brefi or Harvey Price opening anything anywhere. No scissors though!

Needless to say myself or Jack the Cunter were not even considered.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

We all know, or do we? that signing up for stuff can be a minefield of lies and corporate bullshit..

“When Neha paid for an online CV builder, she thought she was only making a single transaction.

“In order to download the CV, you have to pay. So I did that, and I just thought it was a one-off thing.”

But two years later, she discovered she had been signed up to a monthly subscription with the service, LiveCareer, and over £500 had been taken from her joint account with her husband.”..

Then “When Carmen, from London, took out a free trial of Adobe Creative Cloud, she wanted to subscribe for three months.

But she found herself on an annual contract, with a £250 cancellation penalty.

After a year, she tried to stop it from auto-renewing, but was told she had missed a “very specific” cancellation window, so was locked in for another year.”..

What a load of cunts,it seems these halfwit have never heard of the Direct Debit Guarantee..

And now the dead hand of govt has stepped in “regulate” this nonsense.

Fuck the companies and stop the payments.

The country is rammed full of idiots.

Anyway,

Please sign up for my 3 month trial of Full Oven.

No refunds allowed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

and the BBC’s contempt for factual history is a cunt.

Not content with portraying Anne Boleyn as black, ITV are looking for a transgender thespian to portray her daughter, Elizabeth 1 in a new programme that ” reimagines ” her as transgender.

ITV are citing her refusal to marry, and her famous speech of having the ” body of a feeble woman but the heart of a man ” as an indication of the possibility.

Why? Wasn’t the backlash from Anne Boleyn enough to make these woke twats realise that people don’t want to watch someone’s pie in the sky fantasy?

What piece of history will be reimagined next, to satisfy the very small number of mentally ill cunts that are increasingly sending me into an apoplectic rage?

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Benefits will rise by 6.2% all paid for by the poor cunts who have to work and pay tax, it’s double inflation and you can be sure there will be more to come with oil crisis. ‘Protecting those hit the hardest’

Never mind the workers queuing at petrol stations to pay extortionate amounts for petrol and diesel, any chance Rachel will cunt duty or VAT, I doubt it.

The cost of getting to work will make working even more marginal compared to getting up a lunchtime and then playing X-box all afternoon

MPs are getting a nice little payout as well, along with the ‘lordships’

When will it end, Rachel was quick to tell Retailers not to use the crisis to make excess profits, all the time the treasury are doing it in with a VAT windfall.
A general strike by all those in work until the government get the priorities right, benefits cunts don’t add any value to economy and as such are fucking pointless, cut tax and encourage work.

And dot t get me started of the lifting of the two sprog benefit cap!

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Nominated by : Sick of it

I like to watch PMQ it sometimes gets a bit fiery and comical but it is getting ridiculous, the refusal to answer a straight question is a joke and makes the whole thing pointless.

Kemi Badass ask the PM I three times if he had spoken directly with Peter bum boy before his appointment as US Ambassador, he had previously said that Mandelson had lied to him when asked about the depth of his relationship with Epstein. Kweer just rambled on about the ‘process’, it wasn’t a difficult question, either yes or no.

This week Farage asked what plan B was on stopping the boats as 70,000 had arrived since July 2024 so plan A smash the gangs had failed.
The answer was about the reform lead council in Worcestershire. What!

What happened to the new transparency and candor 😂

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Nominated by Sick of it.