Paul Powlesland is the leader of a group of volunteers called the River Roding Trust.

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Over a 10-day period, they cleared 200 bags of rubbish from a creek called Alders Brook. The EA has now sent Paul a notice informing him that he is under investigation for ” permitting and waste offences “, which could result in a 2 year prison sentence, if successfully prosecuted.

The EAs main complaint appears to be that the dredging was significant enough that it constitutes a flood risk.

Let me get this right. Ignoring numerous requests over a period of years for a clean up, and allowing the dumping of billions of litres of sewage by Thames Water and waste by fly-tipping criminals didn’t constitute a flood risk, but a 10-day clean up by volunteers did?

It’s true that no good deed goes unpunished, isn’t it? Especially by jobsworthy cunts ( looking at you, EA ).

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

No shit, Sherlock!

Here’s a headline from BBC News that is either stunning in it’s naivety, or a fine example of how things are being dumbed down further and further on a daily basis .

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Really, criminal gangs responsible for illegal dumping? There’s me thinking that it was all down to the vast army of DIY home improvers out there.

Who writes these headlines? Is it the night editors daughter, on work experience?

Unfortunately, this kind of thing is not only confined to the BBC news, some headlines I’ve seen recently, particularly by the Daily Suppress, are just as bad, or even worse.

There was one recently that read something like ” Burnham to close residents allotments ” , with the crowning of the new King looking fair to take place shortly, the implication was that Andy Burnham intends to take away the places we keep our whippets and pigeons.

Not so, it was referring to some place called Burnham on Sea.

It’s shabby, shoddy, lazy and downright deceitful. Do better!

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

is a cunt.

Yes, it’s probably been too hot for many of us but, by and large, we managed to cope.
But according to the BBC, the warm weather means death and destruction.
Not content with their recent claim that the weather was the cause of deaths to teenagers by drowning, they’ve now upped the ante considerably.
“More than 2,700 people may have died in exceptional May and June heatwaves in England and Wales”.
Well. Did they or didn’t they?
The article doesn’t have explicit post mortem evidence, but is based on non proven theory.
It gets even worse.
“UK heatwave to intensify in second week as wildfires burn across UK”.
Because vegetation naturally self combusts because of climate change and it has absolutely nothing to do with the possibility of discarded cigarettes or rogue bbq’s.
And finally, this utter drivel.
“Why heatwaves hit women harder”
So now it appears that the weather is sexist because wimminz have hormones and, as everybody knows, men don’t.
Fucking grow up you bunch of bedwetting cunts!

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Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.

BBC News?

Danger tourists are arrogant cunts. We are supposed to feel sorry for two middle class western wankers who embark on a self-indulgent look at me road trip from Europe to Australia, and think it’ll be clever to pass through Iran en route – one of the most dangerous countries in the world governed by homocidal theocratic psychopaths with an emphatically declared genocidal hatred of the west. These pricks no doubt thought it would all be fine, might even prove that all this hype about a country that’s run as an Islamic theocracy is actually full of warm, cuddly, bearded teddy bears. So what happens? They get banged up accused of being western spies. Surprise surprise! And now they, and their family, want to complicate the diplomatic chaos of the Iranian war with pleas for their release. How do they think a death obsessed fanatical Abdullah, who thinks nothing of murdering thousands of his own citizens, is going to respond to that? Take pity on them? Or see this as a bargaining chip with the weak and sentimental infidel?

No sorry, fuck em. You choose to flaunt all of the very clearly stated warnings in favour of a vanity project that is no doubt also motivated by some soppy middle class lefty determination to show what lovely people the carpet kissers are, you fucking deal with it when you get banged up in a filthy medieval prison cell and are left to the mercy of your cuddly tormentors.

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

Mohammed Saidu is a shit storing cunt.

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Too funny to not post here, this article has it all. Pidgin English, Mo’s 50 or so sacks of shit, suitably outraged neighbours along with the fact finding mission our magistrates and judges could learn from, going along to see/smell the horrors of di bags of poo-poo for herself before sentencing the dirty cunt.

Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.