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So all of a sudden TV/Press/Online etc. is swamped by “breaking news” that some bald actor jasper name of Patrick Stewart has croaked at the relatively unexceptional age of 86. Has elbowed out all the big pants stuff like Healey’s budget, wars and famine and replaced it with endless fanzine drool about X-Men, Star Trek and whatever other shite he was in. Oh I see “stars pay tribute to Sir Patrick”. An excuse for other nonentities to get a few minutes in front of the cameras to remind the public that they are still alive and what a marvellous luvvie he was.

Well I’ll have a go at that game. Met the slap head cunt at various functions over the years and yes, he was tall and very bald with a funny pointy chin, piggy eyes and a large hooter. Pleasant enough to talk to but a magnet for Yank Trekkies who elbow in to tell him how wonderful he is and how much respect they have for him as an actor and so on. Yuck. Fuck orf yuooooo khants.

Latest Breaking News. He is still very much fucking dead and I should have had him in The Pool. Bugger.

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Nominated by Sir Limply Stroke.

I have long held the view that airline excess baggage charges are fucking well disgraceful. Recently ignited again because of 2026 increases in such charges.

I can understand that for any given aircraft, there has to be a maximum take-off weight and so the weights of every item taken on board is of importance. But when was the last time you saw any passengers being weighed? They surely must just apply an average passenger weight and hope for the best. Statistically, this is probably OK as there will certainly be a safety margin applied as well.

But it is the sheer unfairness of charging that I object to. It is quite possible that an average passenger has to pay these fucking charges (which are applied per Kg), when their baggage exceeds the baggage ‘allowance’ and yet, they and their ‘over-allowance’ baggage weight is less than some great fat fucker, even before we get to the fat fucker’s baggage! All this before you may have to suffer, having to sit next to the fat twat, spewing over onto your space.

Instead of just plonking your bags on the scales, the whole fucking ‘package’ should be forced to get on the scales — and then charge for any ‘excess weight’.

Airlines should also reduce the size of carry on luggage. Have you observed the size of some of the fucking bags that are forced into a locker above your head?

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Nominated by Cassandra.

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The sight of these worthless pieces of shit wearing poppies really boils my piss.
The poppies are anathema to any politician, regardless of the side of the bench they pretend to be from.
Every one of them wants to give our country away to the EU, to darkıes, to the multinational conglomerates who make our lives an unnecessary toil of misery and the the sight of one of these disgusting cunts wearing our national symbol of remembrance and sacrifice is akin to a pædo parading the body of a murdered child around impaled on his knob.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine.

This murdering cunt survived a double dose of state administered poison. Now we have this sob story from the maniac..

“There hasn’t been a moment since that night when I haven’t been in pain,” she said in the statement.

“My body hurts. My arms hurt. My hands hurt. My throat hurts. I still struggle to speak. And the pain isn’t just physical. There is pain in my mind and in my soul”

Good,fuck off.

“”I had not contemplated life beyond that night, and I’m deeply hurt by the incompetence that has put so many people in this terrible position,” she said in her statement.”

Statement? Dear me,there was silly old me thinking the yanks were rather strict with their convicted murderers.

No doubt becoming a media “sensation” among vegans and Palestinian types has influenced the authorities in this case.

More fool them for panderíng to the wicked cunt.

Hang it and have done.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry seconded below by Dioclese.

Seconded and while we’re at it let’s include the gormless twats that were sent for to whisk her off to hospital to recieve life saving treatment in the ER.

Can anyone explain to me why medics we’re sent for to save the life of a convicted murderer who failed to die when executed? Presumably once she’s been nursed back to health, they’ll execute her all over again?

Then again in a modern version of the ducking stools of old, she’ll be declared a witch and burnt at the stake because she survived.

Perhaps now she’s come back from the dead some cunts will be proclaiming that she’s the second coming of Christ resurrected.

After all, in this age of woke enlightenment and DEI Christ would surely come back as a woman wouldn’t he/she ?

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Yes I know, EVs are a joke and the sun rises in the east, but this latest really pushes the boundaries. The Chinks have produced a battery which charges at such a rate that an EV fitted with one could be charged from flat to 100% in a few minutes. The hard of thinking on the various social media are all over this like a rash declaring that this cuts the ground from under the EV cynics and it marks the imminent death of the internal combustion engine. Simple arithmetic demolishes their case. Suppose you have a small EV battery of 30kWh capacity. You intend to charge it from 0% to100% in six minutes (keeps the maths simple). If you pretend you can reach 100% effiency in the charging you would need to supply 300kW. This would be equivalent to powering up 100 electric kettles at the same time. Your ring main in your kitchen is rated nominally at 7.5kW. You might get away with running three kettles at once but a fourth would certainly cause the circuit breaker in your consumer unit to switch you off.

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As an aside, I read that Ed Miliband, beside the mandatory PPE from Oxford, has ‘A’ levels in Maths, Further Maths and Physics which means that he knows the green shit he pushed in his previous job/sinecure is a load of bollocks. My question is; what is the hidden agenda here?

Nominated by arfurbrain.