Dawn French [3]


You all know by now that she posted a busybody video lately about something that’s fuck all to do with her. Of course these days every cunt, no matter how vacuous, has a right to their opinion, so .. upload an opinion she did.

Having seen the pathetic thing, I can say she really did appear to be batting for one particular side(as per subsequent
controversy) but without any sign of an iota of genuine sincerity whatsoever, to my eye at least.

No. What it came across as was an unspontaneous pre-prepared way of ‘styling’ a popular current outlook with a certain wording structure. Say a thing, then say ‘no’ in a contradictory reference to same with facial expressions denoting empathy or something. Then say another thing, pause for a dramatic second or two, do the ‘no’ bit again. And repeat yet again. And again.

To what end I don’t know. Clicks? Upticks? Or did she think this was to be the breakthrough posting that would end the fucking goings-on over yonder?

She certainly didn’t dig-in defending her ‘points’ when some contrary backlash arose. Not one bit. Jumped on the fence post haste. Metaphorically at least ; It’d want to be some reinforced actual fence to take the strain of her jumping thereupon.

Before today I was marginally aware of the unfunny cunts existence, but indifferent on any level TO it. After seeing the video and then her subsequent statement rowing ALL the way back to the boathouse afterwards… I will for the rest of my days think of her as a cunt. Although I will try to not think about her at all after the nom has been and gone.

Ask me about MY hot topic, and you will first and foremost hear anger about it, swearing aplenty and not for one second doubt my stated diatribe. And if admonished about the tone of same, I will fucking double down. That’s how I can see no underlying giving a real shit in her carrying on.

Here’s a link about it. Just typing dawn french video into the google will bring up various links to the video itself. Her deletion of same was a tad too late to bury it forever. I was initially linking Sky instead, but this Cornwall page goes way more unto it than the big network detailing the backpeddling retraction statement.

Cornwall Live.

Nominated by : Cuntemall

Nadiya Hussain [3]


Oh dear, what can the matter be?. Entitled Asian woman who cooks a bit and has done for ten years on the BBC (of course) has had her series discontinued,

Well many programmes have come and gone, but this case is different, because, apparently, according to La Hussain the BBC don’t support “Muslim women like me”.

As if!

I suspect the simple truth is she has had ten years, numerous series, and viewing figures have dropped off – nothing more, nothing less, but of course, being what she is, there has to be some sinister motive against the poor little downtrodden bissom:-

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Freda Jackson


“Ms. Jackson”

I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.

This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.

Ms. Jackson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.

“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.

Express News Link

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

With an assist from Sam Beau

it`s Freda, Boggsy.

Octopus Energy


I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.

Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.

Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers.

BBC News. (Related link from Night Admin – NA)

Nominated by : CuntyMort

The Heroic Last Stand of the Brent Travellers

Is a tramps cunt.

These tinker cunts are embroiled in a spat with something called Brent Council over their site,which it appears has become dangerously overcrowded and a fire hazard.

The Chief Gyppo says they will make a Stand and it will take the Army to get them to up sticks and fuck off..

Meanwhile the Clipboard Warriors at the Council have countered with a peace initiative,offering a load of houses to our Travelling Chums,no questions asked.

In the midst of this titanic struggle the Fire Brigade turned up and fitted free smoke alarms in all the caravans,just in case Old Mr Corcoran got pissed and decided to smoke in bed..

Personally speaking it seems to me the best solution to this tumult would be for the Tinkers to invite the Council top brass round for a decisive meeting, during which the RAF could napalm the entire site.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.