A quick waterlogged cunting for the incessant shit shovelling of the frogs and our own Border Farce holding hands with the RNLI.

This cunting isn’t so much about the well worn disaster that is an open border and open taxpayer credit card for wógs..

It’s about the entirely organised,casual and very very expensive transfer of human trash between France and England..

“Around 140 migrants in a single dinghy have been rescued in the English Channel.

The people on the inflatable vessel, which launched from the Normandy coast overnight, requested help in UK waters and were picked up by two RNLI boats, the French coastguard said. They will now be taken to shore in the UK.”

How comfy for all concerned.

“The dinghy launched in Bay of the Seine and was shadowed for around 10 hours by French rescue boats in case it got into difficulty. The French coastguard said it was not safe to attempt to stop the dinghy on water.

It reached UK waters at lunchtime and the people on board were met by lifeboats from Bembridge and Yarmouth.

French authorities said it was unusual for the migrant boat to depart from the area – 170 miles away from the usual launches around Calais making the crossing to the UK significantly longer.”

How pleasingly convenient for all concerned.

A well-oiled machine indeed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt

the whole island, its shitty people, culture and food.

Delegates from Jamaica are in the UK to speak to that soft cunt King Charles.
seeking reparations.

Always with the hand out,
gimme gimme
a Island of scavving cunts.
Owt for nowt,
they aren’t really arsed about slavery.
just want a handout.

They really are tapping, scrounging fuckers.
their music is shite
their food is shite
they haven’t got a comb between them
and are the offspring of pirates,slaves and whores.

fuck them.

oh,and they talk funny

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

is a cunt, possibly…

According to chunky Environment Secretary Dame Angela Eagle. She is advising the scum that they should stockpile food or they will be left ravaged or dead by El Nino:

Climate change is to blame, innit. Or is it Net Zero? Or perhaps Donald Trump? Whichever it is, we will be in for a hard winter as the biggest El Nino in the history of the world comes to take up where the covids left off.

Millions will die as Deliveroo fails to get through due to adverse weather patterns. The NHS will be thrown into crisis. PM Burnbum will have to put up taxes. The only chance of survival is to horde crisps and fizzy drinks now while they are still
available, and stay tuned to your BBC for updates.

The final straw is that Paul Chuckle has confirmed to me that supplies of Quality Street will be under threat this Christmas.

Are you scared yet?

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

‘Today is my grandson’s first birthday. I have to take action for the sake of his future.’ So said Baptist Minister James Scrote at JSO’s latest jolly jape. The Rev was dressed in a Hi-Viz jacket made from fairy dust, having just walked barefoot to London from his home in Bicester.

And what form did this action take? Going on hunger strike perhaps? Throwing himself in front of the King’s horse in the Derby? Standing in front of a tank in Tiananmen Square? Self-immolation?

No, the Rev’s selfless act was to biro some words onto his hands and have his photograph taken.

No doubt when James’s grandson grows up he will be so proud of the brave sacrifice Grandad made for him.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

is a cunt.

“More than 80 people were killed between October 2025 and July this year following false accusations about what is termed “genital theft”, the BBC Global Disinformation Unit has found after gathering data from police forces across six African countries.

The killings are linked to rumours that a simple tap on the shoulder can cause a man’s genitals to shrink or disappear. They are being fuelled by widespread misinformation on social media.”..

The BBC Global Disinformation Unit strikes again..thank goodness for that.

“They were shouting that we had stolen someone’s genitals and we didn’t have any way to escape because there was a huge crowd,” Tanzanian mechanic Boniface Mgala told the BBC about his ordeal in April when he was badly beaten by those convinced he was a genital thief.”

“On the same day that Mgala and his friend were attacked, commercial photographer and businessman Michael Silavwe says he witnessed another similar assault in Tunduma, where he says anxiety had been building after videos about stolen genitalia had begun circulating on TikTok.

Outside his shop he saw people running and says he learned that a man had been accused nearby and was being beaten – and later set on fire.

“After they set him on fire, the police arrived at the scene and everyone scattered and ran away,” the 23-year-old told the BBC.”

Why these lovely countries are not amongst the most popular tourist destinations in the world escapes me.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.