
What a cunt.
The ‘northern funny man’ is doing four gigs in Bolton for Bolton Hospice.
However, the thing is, Kay has insisted that only those with a Bolton postcode need apply.
I personally think he is about as funny as crabs. But, what the fuck is he at? Is this a new form of Lancastrian Apartheid? So, the hordes of fans who packed out arenas across the country and who made the fucker a millionaire are now not allowed to see him? I’ve heard of shitting on your fanbase, but fuck me.
Maybe Kay has done ir because he knows a shitload of Bolton yonners will lap up everything he does at these gigs. Everybody I’ve met from there watches Emmerdale and listens to Meat Loaf. But, the system of Bolton residents only is also ridiculous. Some cunt could only have moved to Bolton a week ago. Doesn’t make them from the place, does it?
Of course, we’ll get the ‘But… But it’s for charidee yer know’.
If that’s the case, why not make the hospice a shitload more money by playing the Co Op Arena a few times? Then we’ll get ‘But… But he’s giving something back to his own’. So the multi millionaire star is suddenly Robin Hood and loves Bolton? Well, does he spend the Winter in Bolton? Or does he fuck off to Miami or Barbados for the duration? I think we know the answer to that one.
Anyway, how much more garlic bread, big lights, Bullseye, misheard 80s pop lyrics, crap pop and all that other bollocks can people take? Naturally, the ‘folk’ in Bolton will love it.
Link below. He looks like some sort of fun mirror Cliff Richard.
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Nominated by Norman.