are a cunt.

Yes I know, EVs are a joke and the sun rises in the east, but this latest really pushes the boundaries. The Chinks have produced a battery which charges at such a rate that an EV fitted with one could be charged from flat to 100% in a few minutes. The hard of thinking on the various social media are all over this like a rash declaring that this cuts the ground from under the EV cynics and it marks the imminent death of the internal combustion engine. Simple arithmetic demolishes their case. Suppose you have a small EV battery of 30kWh capacity. You intend to charge it from 0% to100% in six minutes (keeps the maths simple). If you pretend you can reach 100% effiency in the charging you would need to supply 300kW. This would be equivalent to powering up 100 electric kettles at the same time. Your ring main in your kitchen is rated nominally at 7.5kW. You might get away with running three kettles at once but a fourth would certainly cause the circuit breaker in your consumer unit to switch you off.

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As an aside, I read that Ed Miliband, beside the mandatory PPE from Oxford, has ‘A’ levels in Maths, Further Maths and Physics which means that he knows the green shit he pushed in his previous job/sinecure is a load of bollocks. My question is; what is the hidden agenda here?

Nominated by arfurbrain.

The combination is a cunt.

I don’t subscribe to the notion there should be awards for anything which is ultimately subjective. Best movie. Best actor. Best album. Best TV drama. The list goes on. According to some sports writers today, winning the Ballon d’Or makes Harry Kane the “best” football player. But that is simply not the case.

Even as an ex-Spurs fan (can’t be bothered anymore), I don’t rate Kane especially highly. Yes, he knows where the goal is but that’s about it. Has he got insane close control and dribbling skills like that serial cheating Argie cunt Messi? Nope. Has he got incredible physical prowess and explosive impact like a mid-20s Ronaldo? Nope. Has he got crazy speed down the wings to outpace and leave defenders on their arses? Nope. Has be got precision crossing and dead ball delivery like that tatted freak Beckham had? Nope. Does he control games with his positional sense, vision and tackling like a prime Bryan Robson? Nope. Is he a player who can do special and magical things with a football like Hoddle, Gazza, Ginola, Zidane? Nope. Is he the go to guy on the big occasion when everything is on the line? Absolutely not.

Whale Tongue scores a lot of goals in a league which is not as competitive or physical as the English Premier League, which he ran away from because he knows he’s not good enough. If Kane were still in the EPL, would Erland Haaland be worried about the competition? I think not.

Whale Tongue is a limp wristed, low IQ, corporate and woke Football Association fan boy who’s main claim to fame is a) scoring way too many penalties and b) doing the straight legged theatrical dive in the penalty area to win dubious penalties. To be fair, he’s a decent footballer and certainly above average. But getting ‘prestigious’ awards and being labelled the best – I don’t think so.

Fortunately, someone much more informed than I agrees with me.

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Nominated by Immigration Yank.

are cunts.

Remember that bloke who used to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board that told us the ‘End is Nigh’? Well he has gone so the BBC has stepped into the breach.

Killer winds, a flunami, power blackouts, winter pressures on the NHS, Burnbum to end the triple lock, far right protests against the ‘small’ boats. The message hasn’t changed, we are all doomed. Mainly old people, obviously, as they are the only one’s who might fall for this shit.

Fuck the BBC. Stop frightening old ladies, you cunts.

Where to start with the links? How about…

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

A quote from BBC 5 live brought to us by Unkle Terry below.

“One woman, who spoke to 5 Live anonymously, said she bought “loads and loads” of emergency food – but ended up eating it before it was strictly necessary.

Like others, she wondered if the government was “scaremongering”, adding: “I don’t know but I’ve certainly bought into it.”

Perfect.

“The family of an 86-year-old grandmother said her “agonising” wait in an emergency department rated by inspectors as one of the worst in England was an “absolute disgrace”.

Joan Jones was left “rolling over in pain” at the A&E department at Royal Albert Edward Infirmary in Wigan, Greater Manchester, her family said.

Her son, Barry Jones, said his mother had suffered a collapsed gallbladder and was in “constant pain” while waiting for treatment. He said it took 30 hours before she was admitted to a ward.”

An unsurprising account of our health “service”,overrun by foreign trash and fat Middle managers.

For sheer cuntishness it must be impossible to surpass the Orwellian double-speak of the same managers when confronted by the inconvenient reality of human suffering..

“In a statement, hospital trust CEO Mary Fleming said she was sorry to hear about the concerns raised by the family.

She said: “We welcome the opportunity to speak with her family directly, understand their concerns and provide any additional support we can.”

Fuck off you condescending sack of shit.

“The situation was unbelievable,” said Barry Jones, 62, from Ashton-in-Makerfield.

“Mum was so tired and weak. Even other people in the waiting room were saying, ‘what’s she doing in here?’.”

An ambulance took Joan Jones from her home in Ashton-on-Makerfield to the hospital in the early hours of Sunday 18 October.

Her son said a nurse told him his mum “wasn’t a priority”.

He continued: “Police were bringing criminals in and they were going straight in to get treatment.

“The whole system is upside down. It’s wrong that those people are getting seen first.”

Barry Jones said after repeatedly asking nursing staff for help, his mum was eventually given a pillow and put on a trolley bed in the corridor.

About 30 hours after arriving at the hospital, Joan Jones was moved onto a ward.”

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These cunts make me sick.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

A strong warning. If the photo in this article is used as the picture for the nomination make sure you have a strong brown paper bag, if you have jut eaten.

Mr Clarke is yet another of those talentless camp homosexuals, who litter the BBC with their camp blather. What a pity they were not around in the 1950s when they would have been treated to a term of penal servitude for their exhibitionism.

Clarke, in the week when the BBC are making huge budget cuts, including closing Radio 4 Extra which has all the archival jewels in the crown, has complained about the pay he gets for playing gramophone records on Radio 2 on Saturday afternoons. He made his complaints to his fellow bender, Alan Carr.

Not that many years ago he would have been lucky to get a job on closed circuit hospital radio. What an ungrateful cunt!. He lives off of our charity.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.