Balloon Releases

This ‘new’ (to me) practice I’ve been seeing more and more which serves no earthly purpose, aside from somehow ‘bringing comfort’, or something, to the relatives of persons recently deceased.

About a year back it was an online-tabloid photo of this pointless mass-pollution rhat caught my eye.. over a thousand balloons in a – shall we say – lower-class city housing estate, after a criminal scumbag had been killed by a different criminal scumbag. Today it’s the story in the link. Similar area, different city. Terrible death, and all that, .. but how in the name of fuck is wanton widespread littering going to make an ounce of difference?

I know different ‘cultures’ do many different (pointless) gestures around a death such as paper lanterns down the river in some parts of the Orient for example .. (and I have buried tennis-ball loving pets with a tennis ball when they’ve died, thru sentimentality, admittedly) .. but balloon releases? .. is it a poor (financially/mentally)man’s version of a (also pointless/narcissistic)dove release or something? ..

The same news outlets that carry stories such as the one in the link, otherwise pontificate endlessly about pollution and associated, .. but this shit gets a free pass. This moment of … whatever … recorded on myriad phones, .. then off everyone goes on their merry way while waterways, woods, roadsides, .. anywhere and up to many miles distant .. will end up with the unbiodegradable detritus. That foil shit of the helium balloon, or the rubber of the other type. The latter being especially perfect for wildlife to choke on. Or livestock. Or pets.

Is that, then, this (link) ‘animal lovers’ choice legacy?, .. or just that of the organiser, one of say little imagination of it’s own playing monkey-see monkey-do on/for social meeja? christ! .. this one is specifying colours, (the deceased’s favourites, presumably).. but says any colour will do if the requested ones can’t be sourced. Oh! – I suppose these must be the types of people that think the deceased is watching from the beyond.

Encitement to pollute is what I’m seeing.

And never a negative word about it, .. because of the circumstances. If I drove to a spot and unloaded/scattered 1,000 deflated balloons in a big pile by the roadside, say ..but on CCTV … there’d be legal consequences. A fine or court.

Don’t get me wrong, .. I don’t pretend to care about saving this planet, – it’s already too late and it’s overrun with cunts, – but as with most if not all of my noms to date, there’s a filthy double standard at the root of it.

This woman below had a brutal death. And doesn’t seem to have been a bad sort. I’m not knocking her here.

Fucking-well balloons, though?

Irish Mirror Link.

At least there’s no mention of a gofundme.

Nominated by : CuntemAll




Specifically, those aliens who used to abduct people and interfere with their genitals, amongst other things.

The Collector Link.

There was a spate of these in a period around the `50s to the `70s – a Golden Age, if you will, of people (usually in some way not quite right) being `taken` by aliens and `experimented` on – usually involving their privates.

These days? — Nothing. Fuck-all. Not a sausage.

Where have you all gone? We could do with a jolly good laugh during these bleak times.

So come on aliens!! Get your act together, float into your saucers, glide back down to Earth and touch a few fuckwits inappropriately, like you used to.


Nominated by : Sam Beau

Plus this distress signal from Cuntamus Prime:

Admin, may I clarify. The chaps Sam refers to are the Zeta Reticulans, commonly known as ‘Greys’

They give me the screaming willies. (Hope they lube up first – NA)

Vaughn Gething [5]

Vaughn Gething is a cunt.

He readily took money from an organisation under criminal investigation whilst presenting himself as an ‘ethical’ candidate, and now he’s been found out he doesn’t gave the good grace to resign – despite losing a confidence vote on the matter. Apparently this is because two of his colleagues being absent ‘affected the vote’, but given they have both had fallouts with him there is no guarantee they would’ve voted in his favour. I’m not a sheep shagger, but I absolutely cannot stand uppity little nogs who try to dodge, dive, dodge, deflect and dodge when challenged to take accountability for their wrongdoings. The odious cunt should fuck off back from whence he came [edit].

BBC News.

Nominated by : OpinionatedCunt

The European Citizens Panel To Discuss Hatred in Society

I am a member of the Free Speech Union and so receive a weekly news email from them. This week it included an article about this EU project, which was launched on 5 April. It’s aim is to tackle hate in society and “build bridges for disenfranchised and alienated communities”. It has 150 members picked at random ( I’m inclined to not believe that bit) from the 27 member states.

I did a bit more digging on line to see what this was about and was amazed at how far they intend to take this in terms of indoctrinating people – adverts on public transport, radio broadcasts and adverts, a free film promoting the message that will be broadcast constantly for nothing and even branding household products such as bogroll and ketchup with cautionary tales and slogans about how saying the wrong thing could get you into a spot of bother.

Not much said about the penalties for breaches of this nonsense but I can well imagine they will be harsh and disproportionate. What a load of festering old wank.

Europa Link.

Nominated by : Mary Hinge

Seconded by Chuff chugger with this:

If I may add to this nomination as this bbc article is related to the hurty word movement of today’s sensitive types.

This is a modern ‘man’ and f1 racing driver.:

BBC Sport.

What cunt. Ahh bless him.

When I was at school if you didn’t want to be bullied or abused in the playground I didn’t go to that area of the playground where the hard boys converged…thus I wasn’t troubled. As I got older I learned there were pubs that attracted cunts in town and others that were full of my kind of people….did I got to frequent the pub full of cunts, no of course not. I avoided it. This philosophy has seen me in good stead all my life, so why do these sensitive cunts keep hanging around social media platforms if they haven’t got broad enough shoulders to handle some flack….just font go there…or stick up for yourself. Its not difficult.

King Charles’ [17] D-Day Disrespect

Charles the homeopathic moron and his disrespect for our D- Day veterans.

This fucking chinless halfwit gave tributes to the D-Day veterans wearing more medals than Idi Amin. Not one of which was deserved or earned.
These men were there and survived to mourn their comrades. How dare this fucking overprivileged cunt wear decorations suited to a third world dictator.
What a repulsive cunt.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Cuntstable Cuntbubble