“An unidentified man found in a plane’s wheel compartment at Gatwick Airport died after being exposed to extreme cold and a lack of oxygen, an inquest has heard.

Coroner Joseph Turner opened the inquest at Horsham Coroner’s Court on Tuesday into the death of the man, whose identity still remains unknown.

The court heard his body was discovered in the landing gear compartment of an Air Arabia flight which had arrived from Tangier, Morocco, on 16 June.”

Poor Modern Britain,even when these awful cunts arrive dead they still cost us money.

“Turner, the West Sussex, Brighton and Hove area coroner, said conditions in the aircraft’s wheel compartment would have been extremely cold and oxygen levels would have been low.

He said he had reason to believe the death was “unnatural”…

Well I must admit flying at 30,000 ft and outside the passenger compartment could well turn out to be fairly unnatural.

Anyway let’s hope it becomes a “tiktok trend” soon.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Heres a story of casual depravity from the nations public broadcaster..

“A teenager has been jailed for raping a 19-year-old woman in a portable toilet on a seafront.

Mohammed Abdullah, 19, from the West Drayton area in Middlesex, was found guilty of raping and sexual assaulting the woman by penetration on Bournemouth seafront in the early hours of 6 July 2025.

He was sentenced to six years and nine months in prison and will also be placed on the sex offenders register for life.”

No mention naturally that this fucking savage is,of course and an appalling cliché at this point,a Syrian immigrant.

To quote the Bournemouth Echo..

“Mr Tutt further said Abdullah came from a “difficult and deprived” background and had no previous convictions at the time of the offence.

A jury convicted Abdullah on May 15 of rape and assault by penetration after a trial at Bournemouth Crown Court.

Abdullah, whose address is in West Drayton, Middlesex, arrived in the UK from Syria in 2023 and was given permanent leave to remain under a family reunion scheme.

Judge Robert Pawson condemned Abdullah’s not-guilty plea as “absolute nonsense”, saying he raped the woman as she protested.”

We should assume we are a country now occupied by invasion,with a puppet govt and media merely providing approved information for the masses,as per all of western Europe circa 1941.

It’s become a cliché in its routine banality and acceptance by a large proportion of our population but occupied we are.

Rant over.

Oven open.

FFS.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

That supercilious cunt is forever referring to women’s bottoms on that feck-awful ‘Great British Sewing Bee’ TV abortion and you and I know that if any male, white, black or harlequined was to say the same thing, (actually maybe the black bloke might get away with it), we’d be condemned, pilloried and summarily executed.

Why the fuck can that beak-faced cow get away with it when us regular perverts and misogynists can’t? Eh?

facebook

Nominated by Bobster the Cuntster.

CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND – MAY 

A full on RPG7/AK47 cunting for Cambridge University please…

Not content with raising weapons grade Walter itty character Jason Arday to academic heights, the pink haired wimminz of the Vice Chancellors office have also employed an Assistant Research Professor (no me neither) in the same faculty as Arday by the name of Farah Ahmed.

Ahmed is a female Parking Stanley with rather extreme views. As an example, she has stated that Muslim students taking engineering courses, should do so with the intention of building weapons for the coming Jihad. A former member of the banned terrorist outfit Hizb ut Tahrir, Ahmed considers western education a threat to Muslims (I’m assuming because it doesn’t include modules on camel shagging, wiping your arse with your own hand and advanced child molestation).

She has ranted against any attempt to prevent child marriage and has helpfully written that ‘nothing will be contained within the curriculum that contradicts with Islam, such as the teaching of the ideas of freedom, nationalism, democracy or evolution in a positive light’.

Ahmed further believes that the rest of us must be subjected to Islamic teaching, emphasising that ‘Nor can there be any schools established on any other religion, sect or race… Even the non-Muslims need to be educated under the educational curriculum of Islam… by pushing them to think about the correct belief in life.’

Thanks but no thanks. I do not wish to have seven wives all with a moustache, vindaloo sauce on my cornflakes each morning or kissing the rug in the front room five times a day. Fuck off.

GB news

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

is a load of cunt.

Gender fluid?
Want to be a copper?
Unsure if you are going to be male or female when you come on shift?

No problem.
You get two warrant cards.
One as your actual gender.
One as the fantasy you appear to live in periodically.

Confused? Well, they certainly are.
Myself? Not at all.

Sack them. They shouldn’t be police.
If they aren’t sure what they are on a day to day basis how the fucking hell can you trust them to make a valued judgement.

I’m a policeman.
Don’t think you are, mate.

telegraph

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.