is a cunt.

Except it’s not. It’s an out of control 120mph headlong dash towards a solid brick wall, and the brakes have failed.

How I loath the z Listers, who pimp theirselves for views, and when you read the shit they spew, it’s a mole that has been successfully removed.

In February, my lovey Bengal cat, Dexter, started snorting gung, after spending a fucking fortune, it turned out he had an inoperable tumour in his nasal cavity. I had him put to sleep, and I hope he can forgive me for all the prodding and poking he endured.

In March, I started to bloat in my abdomen. I went to the doctor, who sent me for blood tests. Two days later I got the results.
Terminal cancer with less than 12 months.

I’ve been hospitalised twice, once for a temporary drain and I spent my 72nd birthday having a permanent plural drain fitted.

I’m having chemo every four weeks, because it makes me more comfortable. It’s stopped the fluid build up, which is great.

I can live at home, have a shower and put clean clothes on. I need minimal help.
Lately, I’ve been getting pain, the morphine helps, but I long for a decent nights sleep.

Anyway, enough about me, but if I stop posting you know what’s happened.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Heart felt wishes prayers, (cunters who pray) from everyone at Cunt Towers Jeezum. C.A.

Some cunt cyclist decided to upload a video of an alleged close pass onto the West Yorkshire police portal, trouble is the fuzz, after reviewing the footage decided that he, the cyclist was actually guilty of careless driving.

The review showed he had ridden through a gap between a parked car and an oncoming vehicle, the gap being less than the alleged close pass.

£1200 fine, shame that cyclists don’t need a licence or he could have had a few points as well.

Oh dear, the Lycra cunts getting a taste of obeying the Highway Code 😂

Ilkley Gazette.

Nominated by : Sick of it

As if I need to point it out, Gary Lineker is a fucking cunt.

I debated whether it was going to be too dangerous for my health putting this nom up, the degree to which this smug, arrogant, arch jet of champagne socialist wank boils my piss.

But I simply could not let pass his sanctimonious declaration that he wishes to pay more tax, and, therefore, so should everyone else in his – or a better – financial position.

Firstly, if this odious cunt wants to voluntarily pay more tax no one is stopping him. Gary, here’s HMRC’s number, 0300 200 3300; they’ll be delighted to help you write out that cheque.

Secondly, this hypocritical turd was openly engaging in tax evasion during his tenure at the BBC, a fact that caused HMRC to take him to court for what they calculated was £4.9m in tax arrears. The judiciary being a communist fifth column, he got off on a technicality, and he certainly didn’t volunteer to hand over the £4.9m nonetheless.

Thirdly, if he can afford to pay more tax then that’s great, but the country can’t afford all of the wealth creators who invest, innovate, and generate prosperity, to be taxed to fuck. Left to their own devices, many of these people will create business, employment AND tax revenues, if incentivised to remain located in a supportive business environment. Tax them to fuck, and, unlike the rest of us, they can fuck off to a tropical island somewhere (as many of them are) and the treasury gets the square root of fuck all and the jobs that might have been aren’t.

Speak for yourself Gary, not the country. Oh and fuck off while you’re at it you tiresome jug-eared ignoramus cunt.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

There’s been a lot of press reports about criminals being released after serving 40% of their sentences, particularly the utter cunts who were complicit in dragging PC Andrew Harper to death.

Yet, Nicholas Bidar has become so desperate, he has renounced the British part of his dual British/Egyptian nationality in the hope of being deported to Egypt.

He was banged up in 2008, for robberies and using a gun to resist arrest age 21. He was banged up under the ( now abolished in 2012 ) sentence, Imprisonment for Public Protection ( IPP ).

He was a naughty boy whilst in prison, and got extra time added, but he was given an 8 year minimum at 21, and is now 38, so has been banged up for 17 years in a cat A prison, along with an estimated 2400 others.

So, if you’re complicit in murder, or rape, or any other vile crime, and you get 8 years, well you can expect to be free after less than 3, but if you were a nutter at 21, before 2008 and got an IPP sentence, grow old in there.

But we’re releasing them because prisons are crowded? Someone make it make sense.

The Independent.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

*** STOP PRESS…BONUS CUNTING…2 MORE TO FOLLOW LATER TODAY ***

I find nature fascinating, but a total solar eclipse is commonplace and in my opinion, quite boring.

They occur regularly, twice a year is normal and they have happened up to 5 times in a year.

If you are determined to see them and don’t mind travelling to remote areas then you will see a total eclipse more often than a Christmas dinner.

The phenomenon that I have found interesting in the past is that the birds stop singing for the minute or so of the eclipse and the dogs stop barking.

Interesting, but not so much as to make me go out of my way to experience it.

Our closest big city is Valencia which is right in the path of totality.
However, the eclipse will happen just before sunset and people have been advised to travel to nearby Castellón where there is a clearer, unobstructed view, with no tall buildings.

For the past week we have been given dire warnings.
Don’t look directly into the sun.

I don’t think that it’s possible for anyone to look directly into the sun.
Your reflex reaction would be to look away, to shut your eyes or at least shade them.
Nobody can possibly sit looking into the sun directly.

You don’t need to warn anyone not to hold their hand in a fire.
Even the most stupid of people have a reflex, self preservation mechanism.

So the warning is daft and unnecessary.

But some fucking cunt has decided that all the overhead motorway signs are changed today.
Instead of warning about broken down vehicles, nearby roadworks, danger of wildfires or traffic speed cameras ahead, all the signs are telling us not to drive while wearing eclipse glasses.

For fuck’s sake!

Total solar eclipses are a load of astral wank.

Time and Date.com

Nominated by : The Artful Cunter