is a cunt.

If you call yourself Mad kenny,
your not necessarily mad.
you might be a bit daft.
or slightly puddled.

But not this grandad.
driving at speeds of 150mph on the wrong side of the road.
he phoned the police threatening carnage and telling them his name was MAD KENNY.

its nice when someone lives up to their nickname.
and that dangerous driving isn’t just for Middlesbrough teenagers.

Give me a diablo sandwich and a dr pepper I’m in hot pursuit of a maniac,
sumbitch.
said Northumbria police

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Or more precisely, the BBC and the Met’s depiction of this annual blight on society is a cunt.

It’s bank holiday Monday as I write and the BBC are covering the stabfest ‘Live’ on their shitty website.
Superlative bullshit abounds. With gems like ‘Carnival links me to my identity’
And my absolute favourite ‘The carnival is a “teaching tool” that helps younger generations’.
In which case, perhaps the carnival could teach the Met fatso’s some basic mathematics.
At Monday lunchtime, the Met claimed they had made 169 arrests on the Sunday.
Later in the afternoon that figure had been changed to 243.
An easy mistake to make, I guess, when most of the 7000 officers drafted in at tax payers expense are dancing with big black mama’s and taking the knee every five minutes.
Still, it’s nice to hear from the Met that it had been “overwhelmingly positive and celebratory”.
Yeah, right.
Heaven forbid that the public should be told what a horrible crime ridden free for all it really is.
Dear me, no.

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Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

are useless cunts.

NONE of them fucking work. NONE.

Hold your breath? Tried. Tried strangling myself, suffocating head in pillow, it doesn’t work.

Drink a cold drink? Took a gulp of the heavily iced vodka and orange that gave me the cunts in the first place, didn’t work.

Pull your knees to your chest? Dislodges a mega fart but doesn’t cure the hiccunts.

I know one thing that’ll work, so I’m off to watch an ISIS instruction video.

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm.

Get ready guys and gals for airlines to introduce compulsory wearing of seat belts at all times, no walking up and down the aisle during a flight and being escorted in a protective suit to go to the toilet……just in case.

Sounds unlikely or even bonkers?

Well, if enough of these compo chasing cunts win these erroneous cases then it could happen for fear of the airlines being sued….for a natural phenomenon- an ‘act of god’; if you like

This old cunt is trying to sue an airline for turbulence….yup- as if it was something an airline would be in control of!

Read the story (below) this compo cunts husband didn’t even die as a result of this turbulence throwing him around- he died of a heart attack shitting himself when it started.

I hope this gets thrown out of court…..and no doubt the no win no fee lawyer gets told to fuck off forever. Don’t get me wrong, I have no interest in airlines, but I do have an interest in freedom and lessening red tape, but cases like this..if won, will result in airlines introducing some, if not all the suggested outcomes I made at the beginning of this cunting. It’s because of people like this, we now have ‘warning contents may be hot’ on coffee cups. You think…we don’t need that, then you read a story like this and businesses then start to cover their arses..just in case.

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Nominated by Chuff Cugger.

was a cunt.

Dear dear me.

The Perfect illustration of the collapse of decent society,replaced in many parts by feral human trash.

“Serious disorder at a balloon release for one of the young men who died in the A66 car crash is “unacceptable”, an MP has said.

Durham Police said a large crowd gathered on a privately owned field near Haswell, County Durham, on Thursday evening where five vehicles were set on fire and balloons, flares, and fireworks were released.

Redcar MP Anna Turley said it put lives at risk, while Assistant Chief Constable Jon McAdam said the force condemned “anyone who would use that tragedy as an excuse for disorder”.

“Durham Police said officers decided to let the cars burn because “the field was contained and it was assessed there was no immediate risk to wider public safety”.

County Durham and Darlington Fire and Rescue Service said one crew arrived at the scene but withdrew “given the circumstances and concerns for the safety of our firefighters”.

How about making an example of the thieving gypsy bastarđs?

A last gasp of common sense policing..knock total fuck out of the entire rabble..

No chance of that in Modern Britain.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.