The Banking Protocol ( BP )

 

is a cunt

Danny George Quinn and son Danny Jo knocked on the door of a 90 year old man in March 2025, offering to fix some cracked roof tiles. Over the next three months, they returned more than 10 times, claiming extra work was needed and asking for cash payments.

In June, the vile duo demanded a further £2.5k and drove their victim to his bank to withdraw it. The bank teller, seeing the previous withdrawals ( and there being only £24 in the account ) contacted the police and invoked the BP.

Derbyshire plod

The police attended and investigated, and as a result on the 30th July the father got 40 months inside ( out in just over a year because overcrowding, innit ) and the son 9months YO suspended with community service ( yeah, right! ).

Dreadful though this story is, it’s all too familiar, so here’s the cunting.

The Banking Protocol is a scheme were bank and Post Office staff are trained to spot unusual activity that may indicate someone is the victim of a fraud.

Before anyone gives the bank a pat on the back though, let’s consider that it took them three months to ” notice “, and then only when the poor old lad tried to withdraw funds he no longer had.

So fuck off, with your Banking Protocol, you useless cunts.

For the cherry on the icing of the cake, a special mention to the old boys son, who described his father’s “confusion which is obvious to anyone who talks to him for any length of time”

Where the fuck were you in the three months that it took these pieces of shit to rob your Dad blind, eh?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Park key drivers

 

There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

Andy Burnham (11)

is to embark on cost of living tour through the UK and it’s a cunt.

Why?? And will he be giving out money?

What a posturing wanker the ‘king of the North’ has turned out to be. Add this to his (all unfunded) proclamations on costs and help and we seem to have a bigger tosser tham Kweer.
Estimates as high as 100 billion have been projected on his proposals to re-industrialise Britain and take utilities into public ownership.
Perhaps he will impose a tax on benefits? Say 20% rising to 90% for those with mental elf issues or letters – ADHD, OCD etc. Add those ‘on the spectrum’ as it were, and perhaps a money tree can be found.
Warra Scouse cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntsatble Cuntbubble.

With a second helping of rant provided by Unkle Terry:

Burnham’s and his struggle with prison capacity is a cunt.

“Andy Burnham says he’s “increasingly confident” that the early release of PC Andrew Harper’s killers can be stopped by plans to free up prison spaces

This includes looking at quicker deportation of foreign prisoners and using the female prison estate for male offenders, the PM says in a lengthy statement

Earlier, Harper’s mother, Debbie Adlam, told the BBC she was in “turmoil” following conflicting reports about whether two of her son’s killers would be released from prison early”..

In a more straightforward country,perhaps Britain of a century ago,such matters would be dealt with quickly and efficiently..

By making trash such as those who drag people behind their getaway vehicle dead,hanging a popular choice I imagine.

Other top tips might include making members of rapê gangs,terrorists etc dead as well.

There’s plenty of room in prisons,but it requires some tidying up by policies of iron,not soppy handwringing lawfare.

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The £150,000 Banksy bill

 

“Three artworks by street artist Banksy have cost taxpayers almost £150,000 in cleaning operations and security so far, with the bill expected to rise.

The largest single cost relates to a mural painted on the Royal Courts of Justice in September 2025, where removal efforts and security have so far cost more than £85,000.

The Ministry of Justice (MoJ) says it has spent £50,000 trying to remove paint from the wall of the Grade II-listed building in Carey Street. A further £35,300 was spent on overtime and security costs.”

How about making the sobbing social justice warrior millionaire shithouse cunt foot the bill for his left wing twee spray can mess?

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Aerosol arsepiss Oven.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Humanity devolving

 

is a cunt.

Here’s a tiny window into a tiny example of the worldwide curse. A teacher, realising the little cunts in his class were submitting homework essays a whole level above their everyday shit standard of being, snuck a command in white text to their end of year exam questions – centred on the industrial revolution – the command being to mention Madagascar in a non-sequitur fashion somewhere in the essay/answers. If the kids did the work, there would be no mention but if they ran it through A.I., .. there would. The teacher said he expected up to ten of the little shits in his class of 35 to be caught out.

It was slightly more, it turned out.

32 of the lazy will-never-be-worth-a-fuck-at-anything little cunts : and not only were they lazy enough to have A.I. to do the work, but they never even glanced over what it spat out before handing it up .. thus the papers coming in with phrases such as

“Madagascar wore a toaster to a basketball game” & “Madagascar purple bicycle whispers to the ceiling”.

Skiving at school some bit was something we all did, of course .. but it’s on a different scale now.

‘I believe the children are the future’ sang Whitney Houston… ‘Teach them well and let them lead the way’ …. actually, on second thoughts maybe Whitney isn’t the best choice of role model to be drawing anything to aspire-to from …

Ahhh, fuck the lot of ’em.

Cunt away, folks …

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Nominated by Cuntemall.