The Unsuitable Motorist.

“A blind motorist who took his partner’s car and drove for 150 miles (240km) at night while drunk has been handed a suspended sentence.

Anthony Hall, 50, who does not have a driving licence, was stopped by police on the M6 near Carlisle at 01:45 BST on 29 June after he was seen swerving the Vauxhall Meriva between lanes and onto the hard shoulder, a court was told.

Hall told police he had driven from his home in Huddersfield after he and his partner had drunk four bottles of wine.”

“Hall told police he had planned to drive to Scotland and wanted to escape his home, his relationship and his finances.”

Hall was also disqualified from driving for 12 months even though he did not have a licence at the time of the incident, and he was ordered to pay £272 costs..

A tale of woe,hasn’t the chap heard? He could have got the bus,it’s £2 apparently.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

is a cunt.

“Sara Kahsai grew up in Sudan but moved to Birmingham, England, in 2022 after marrying a bus driver from the city.

But as she settled into married life and her new home, she was coming to terms with a life-changing discovery.

Sara realised she was a victim-survivor of Female Genital Mutiliation (FGM), a procedure she had endured as a young girl.”

Thoroughly unpleasant for the foreign lady I’m sure bit what’s it go to do with Modern Britain?

Here we are:

“When Sara fell pregnant, she finally told health professionals she had endured FGM as a child.

She was immediately referred to the specialist FGM Clinic, run by midwives at Birmingham Women’s Hospital.

Midwife Renata Hanif deals with around 200 cases each year and says her job is to ensure the wellbeing of women and safeguard unborn children.”

Yes luckily for all of us there’s a nice NHS Clinic that sorts out the remarkably savage practices of these medieval cunts.

“schools are legally required to teach pupils about FGM and the law surrounding it as part of relationships and sex education.”

What a mess.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

is an utter utter cunt that is absolutely everywhere. Having an opinion on a matter is one thing, but coming up with a narritive SO biased that it actually hits misdirection to the point of outright dishonesty, nay bullshit .. is beyond the pale. To wit, for this cunting…

Some fucking scumbag athlete liquid-shit (shat?) all over herself early-on in some widely attended – and broadcast – 8 event endurance hour .. and just didn’t GIVE a shit, as such, continuing to the end with her legs and trainers covered in her own presumably stinking faecal output.

Cue the spin. The link, first of all, refers to shitting herself in public as a ‘hygiene accident’. The womans decision to carry on as if nothing out of the ordinary had occurred? .. ‘a remarkable display of grit and determination’ … then it reports on the event organizers response to a woman getting her own shit on the track and various pieces of equipment that various others had to come into contact with ..

“As our sport continues to evolve, we are encountering new and increasingly complex situations that challenge us and where additional clarity is needed”

23 words there, .. of absolute bollocks. Plenty of animal species show more self respect when it comes to shit or shitting. Cats, dogs, rabbits and pigs – yes pigs – among the species I’ve observed being hyper hygienic about their habitats and their own presentation, when living unhindered enough to choose where to go. Some dogs I owned for 12 & 13 years that I never even saw take a shit ever … because they’d retreat to long grass in the distance. Not all breeds, but some. If many of the abovementioned species get crap on their fur or whatever, they won’t be happy until it’s removed.

And then there’s the cunt in the story. Went on to win and is the world champion at this bollocks event, it says. Another msm claimed to have ‘her side of the story’ .. but I’d guess that bit of ‘journalism’ contains so much spin it’d make me dizzy.

World chamion at Hyrox, eh? I never heard of Hyrox in it’s purported 8 years in existence, until today when it’s world #1 shit herself in public. Her loved ones must be SO proud!

Irish Mirror

Nominated by Cuntemall.

are cunts.

Modern music is crap – getting in the groove they call it, shit I call it. Modern politicians are also crap, so it seems logical, though otiose for them to get into bed togerher.

MPs who live on our charity are going to look into why Britain always loses the Eurovision Song Contest, much beloved by poofters and EU lovers (more or less the same thing).

The country teters on financial ruin, a possoble third world war and an AI threat of human destruction, and all these arseholes think important is shitty, crappy pop music, which hasn’t been the same since the Small Facdes gave up and died:

bbcnews

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Dear me. Where to start with this one?
In December last year, a gang of what I can assume to be spooks by their names, (I can find no photographic evidence, unsurprisingly) decided to rob passengers of their suitcases at Heathrow Airport.
Cue heroic old bill who apprehended the villains and hit them with the full force of the law by charging them with….affray.
What? Are we now charging armed robbers with crime that carries a maximum sentence of 3 years?
So it seems.
And it gets better.
The press only picked up on this story after guilt had been established and were allowed to report on a pre-sentencing hearing.
Which can only mean the villains will be begging for, and getting no doubt, a lighter sentence.
Wherever you look within this story, you’ll find cuntishness at every level.
From the perpetrators, to the police and CPS, the media censorship and the utterly limp wristed ‘justice’ system.
Nothing to see here.
What a pile of cunt!

the sun

Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.