Dead Pool [397]

Congratulations to the cunt man of alcatraz who has gone and won Dead Pool 396 by picking Dame Esther Rantzen who died today aged 86.She was best known for hosting and producing Thats Life on the BBC for over 20 years.She also set up childline and later silver line and was a leading campaigner for assisted dying after being diagnosed with terminal lung cancer in 2023.She is survived by her children and Grandchildren and was predeceased by her husband Desmond Wilcox.

On to Dead Pool 397.

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cubt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

The Wimminz of Piddington


Piddington, Oxfordshire. Sleepy middle class village in the Bicester & Woodstock constituency of a Limp Dim Nobody.

89% of them voted for pro-immigration Uniparty candidates in 2024, such is their desire to give refugees fleeing war-torn France a fresh start in life. Just so long as they’re put up in some smelly northern skankhole like Glasgow, Bradford or Middlesbrough.

But what’s this? Dispersal? How totally unfair.
The bien pensant bourgeoisie doesn’t vote to have the culturally diverse leaflet recipients dumped next door to them. So the ladies of Piddington have penned a letter to every female MP pleading for help and made this video (first 50 seconds):

YouTube.

350 residents, 1250 enrichers, or maybe even 3500.
Women outnumbered at least 10 to 1.
Well ladies, best of luck if you think Mucky Ange, Shabby Madmood or Halitosis Jess will give a shit about your predicament. ‘Shut your mouths for the sake of diversity’, as no doubt Naz Shat has already told you.

All together girls –
SAY IT LOUD, SAY IT CLEAR
‘FUGEES WELCOME, JUST NOT HERE

BBC News? (Additional link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Geordie Twatt

Dutifully seconded by the one and only Sheikh_Anvakh:

If I may, I’d like to second this excellent and well deserved cunting.

It now seems that the residents of Piddngton have voted to declare “independence” from the United Kingdom. Notwithstanding the fact that it won’t remove the impending “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” holiday camp from their doorsteps it also exposed the rank hypocrisy of the LimpDum voting residents and their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling to make themselves feel good, but also for the public “optics” of what “good people” they are.

I’d have some sympathy had nearly 90% of them not only voted in the LibDem and others, plus their “Refooooojeeeez Welcome” virtue-signalling at the time,until they got what they were so passionately virtue-signalling about, loads of Refooooojeeeez, but seemingly not the “right sort” of Refooooojeeeez.

I’d like to try and have some sympathy, but in the circumstances I can’t. It serves these white, middle-class Leftists right. They got exactly what they demonstrated for right down to the Refooooojeeeez Welcome banners.

Now that they’re “independent”, presumably the government will put a fence around Piddington with border controls. Perhaps these soft left white middle-class leftists will apply to join the EU they undoubtedly wanted to remain in originally.

These white middle-class leftist idiots deserve to be mocked mercilessly and I’ll bet serious money that there are a fair number of Arafat gen’o’cide tea towel wearing “Freeeeee Palissssstyne” types amongst them. It’s just so easy pimping4palestine and whoring4hamas in fashionable middle-class areas far from the turmoil and climate of fear and intimidation. This is precisely what happens when unthinking useful-idiots jump on a bandwagon they neither understand or are too naïve to wonder if they’re being played.
Well folks, this is the result of not considering the consequences of ones actions and as a result, we’re stuck in the same sinking boat.
I call it Islington Syndrome as it fits with the mindset of the area, white, middle-class, often anti-semitic, virtue-signalling leftist cunts.

This is what happens when you vote using emotions rather than thinking it through, thinking that they’re impressing us with how “caring” they are, when it’s actually all for show, for the “optics”, when to most of us all it shows is that they are stupid, complacent, contemptuous cunts of the first order.

Serves them right, or is that. left….?

However, I see an opportunity here, for a film.. let’s see…

How about calling it “Passport to Piddington”. Now where have I seen something like that before?

You need a heart of stone not to laugh…

Here’s a GIFTED link, so no paywall. A New Year prezzie from me to all of you fellow obnoxious bastards: Oy Vey…

Daily Telegraph.

Ian Dunt


Stop Press: Today is Piddington Day! Your chance to slag off the Piddington slags is coming up at 10AM UK time – NA

DUNT IS A CUNT

I rarely contribute to this forum but this writer has got my goat to such an extent that I felt moved to.

He is a woke, left-wing attack dog of the most vindictive kind. Just read his article on Piddington – I’ve never seen anything so biased in my life. Effectively, he accuses the whole community of being white, racist supremicists and has not one iota of sympathy for their plight.

Can we please find out where this megacunt lives (his surname is only one letter out) and start a campaign to move the 1250 asylumists as close to his home as possible?

i News?

Nominated by : Lord Helpus

Veteran Conscription


Dads Army?

There’s been a lot of press about the strength of our armed forces, and it’s ability to defend us, but worry not folk.

There’s a cunning plan!

The Government has confirmed it is planning to call up retired troops as part of major drills testing the countrys resilience for war.

The exercise involving veterans up to the age of 65 is set to take place next year, with the focus on testing how successfully they can be mobilised and equipped.

BBC News?

There’s just one teeny problem. According to former Defence Secretary George Robertson, co-author of the Strategic Defence Review, the MOD doesn’t know where most of them are!

Try going round town and city centres at night, George, and checking out bus shelters, doorways and railway arches.

You’ll find a good few of them are homeless. No HMOs or 4 star hotels for far too many of our veterans, it’s “here’s your demob suit and travel warrant, now fuck off ” for far too many of them.

“The link explains a bit about the strategic reserve, but Google James Knuckeys article in 14th September edition of the Daily Express. I’d tried attaching, but it’s paywalled.”

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Sydney Sweeney Haters


The Sydney Sweeney haters are a bunch of hatchet faced bitter cunts.

Women athletes the world over are having a pile on on the epically gorgeous Sydney Sweeney because she did an advert for some sports gambling brand in which she used various bits of sporting paraphernalia to disguise her delectable modesty.

Cue the ugly women’s athletics brigade all outraged that Ms Sweeney should – by their assertion – diminish women’s sporting achievements in this way. They are also disgusted that in the modern era women should, in their words, monetise their bodies and sexualise the arena of their sporting activities. Presumably their objection is rooted in the insinuation that most men would rather enjoy, and be happy to see women financially rewarded for, the spectacle of a near naked sex goddess flaunting her considerable assets in a sports setting, than they would take an interest in any wimminz actual sporting activities. Correct. Us men couldn’t give a fuck if your best girly performer leapt over some sandpit, managing about a third of the distance of the bottom rated in the entire world lazy eyed fat boy from school. And you’ll find that a lot of women agree with us in writing off women’s sport as mostly boring at best, often embarrassing in its effort to claim to offer everything that men’s sport does by way of achievements and entertainment.

Furthermore, what exactly, as a bunch of liberated feminists, is your problem with Sydney using her god-given talents to her uniquely feminine advantage? Could it be that you’re all just bitter and twisted that she’s got the kind of bod and bazookas you could only ever dream of? Or perhaps it’s the following facts from Wikipedia that get right up your nose:

“In 2021, Sweeney purchased a 3,200-square-foot (300 m2) Tudor-style home in Los Angeles for US$3 million. In 2023, she bought a US$9.9 million “fixer-upper mansion” in Los Angeles’s Bel Air neighborhood, and in 2024 she bought a US$13.5 million home in the Florida Keys.”

What’s more, where’s all the “women can do what they want with their bodies” chanters when you need them? I thought feminists were supposed to be pro- women getting ahead in the world and doing it any way they wanted, and doing just what the fuck they want with their own bodies. Turns out the kind of fems who want you to be able to do what you want with your body, sister, are only of that opinion if your body is also a hirsute unwashed shapeless heap like theirs.

It’s these same sisters that hounded the Formula One pit girls and the page 3 models out of their jobs, claiming to be standing up for wimminz rights as they did so.

Face it bints, no one wants to watch you in any sporting context, but if you’ve got tats and a bod like the fair Ms Sweeney go ahead and flaunt it and earn your three mansions with the unreserved blessings of the entire heterosexual male species.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Balsamic Dave

With sloppy seconds provided by Norman:

Seconded, Dave.

Funny how these so called ‘feminists’ always hate attractive young women. I recall that Clare Short minger openly targeting Page 3 Girls in the 80s. Also, funny how all these feminists are ugly fuckers as well. This currnent hatred towards Sydney is no different.