is a cunt.

Fresh from counting how many ships we actually have in the Navy (see fucked up interview on LBC) he has announced that we have been monitoring Russian activity in the Atlantic north of scotchland.

He says to Putin ‘we see you, we see what you are doing and if you are very naughty there will be serious consequences’

Apparently there was one Russian attack sub and two spy subs, and these were shadowed for a month by the RN, before they retreated… a whole month so not really a retreat more likely they had completed the survey and went home for a few vodkas.

Come on John, what would be the serious consequences

‘Well they would be very serious, not just serious but very, very serious’

What the fuck was this press conference all about, trying to make us less of a laughing stock after the complete car crash LBC interview and the debacle over the deployment of HMS Dragon.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by Sick of it.

and are a cunt.

Fucking funny…and a bit of a cunting all in one.

Apparently some blick Christian ‘minister’ offered baptisms in a pool in her garden in Birmingham. So some gormless cunt from Brixton decided that’s right up his street, so travels to Birmingham to see this bird, and then drowns during the baptism! Was all filemd for facebook, then promptly removed (unfortunately!)

Anyway, here’s the BBC link (note no mention of ethnicity..thought they could get away with it, as the names appear more traditionally white than blick, but another link clears this up.

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Nominated by Chuff Chugger.

is a cunt.

Here’s a sad story of a DEI hire which has turned out to be rather expensive for the people of New Zealand. Step forward Yorkshire lass and ex Royal Navy clam jouster Yvonne Gray, captain of the Royal New Zealand Navy’s hydrographic vessel Menawanui.

Under Gray’s command the ship ran aground on a reef off Samoa in 2024 due to a mix-up over the autopilot, whereupon it disgorged oil into the ocean, caught fire and capsized. Kiwi critics said Gray was an over-promoted diversity appointment and should never have been in command, a charge causing the inevitable LGBTQWERTY meltdown. Unfortunately for Gray the top brass take a dim view of the loss of a $100million ship, the RNZN’s only one ever sunk in peacetime, so Gray and 2 colleagues are to be court marshalled for ‘negligently permitting a vessel to be lost’.

The thing is, the Kiwis are a bit strapped for cash right now (sound familiar?) so the Menawanui is not being replaced, leaving their Navy with a grand total of 8 ships. A few more fuck ups like this and I can see their armed forces soon amounting to 15 blokes dressed in black doing the Haka.

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Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

Yesterday, Good Friday, was the opening of Grantham Garden Centre and I was chatting to a customer who had gone and had a look.

“Oh it was heaving, loads better than the old place and they had that celebrity Adam Frost there too cutting the ribbon and answering questions”

I had never heard of Adam Frost. Celebrity bloody gardeners! I’d have him crying in the van by ten o’clock tea and biscuits. Turns out he is some arsehole off Gardener’s World. Not even a Titchmarsh or Ron Knee’s love rival, Monty Don. Celebrity cunts really will turn up for the opening of an envelope. Usually some ex-soap ‘star’ or 90’s kids TV presenter that hasn’t been seen for twenty fucking years,who most people thought was either dead or been hovered up in Operation Yewtree. Not famous enough for ‘I’m a Celebrity….but enough pulling power to draw a crowd of saddos.

Never anyone interesting or unpredictable though? Huw Edwards opening a youth club in Llanddewi Brefi or Harvey Price opening anything anywhere. No scissors though!

Needless to say myself or Jack the Cunter were not even considered.

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

We all know, or do we? that signing up for stuff can be a minefield of lies and corporate bullshit..

“When Neha paid for an online CV builder, she thought she was only making a single transaction.

“In order to download the CV, you have to pay. So I did that, and I just thought it was a one-off thing.”

But two years later, she discovered she had been signed up to a monthly subscription with the service, LiveCareer, and over £500 had been taken from her joint account with her husband.”..

Then “When Carmen, from London, took out a free trial of Adobe Creative Cloud, she wanted to subscribe for three months.

But she found herself on an annual contract, with a £250 cancellation penalty.

After a year, she tried to stop it from auto-renewing, but was told she had missed a “very specific” cancellation window, so was locked in for another year.”..

What a load of cunts,it seems these halfwit have never heard of the Direct Debit Guarantee..

And now the dead hand of govt has stepped in “regulate” this nonsense.

Fuck the companies and stop the payments.

The country is rammed full of idiots.

Anyway,

Please sign up for my 3 month trial of Full Oven.

No refunds allowed.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.