“The Talking Asshole”

William Burroughs wrote The Naked Lunch in 1959. Nobody ever claimed the old junkie was as prescient as George Orwell predicting 1984 in 1948, but it seems he predicted Two Kweer three years before his birth:

Habitual Liar, bumptious, deluded, fawning, unctuous, arrogant, supercilious , but humble, monotone boring Rodney was summed up three years before his birth, recited here by Frank Zappa:

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Even little Wessy mincing through Galton, all mouth and makeup on Thursday couldn’t stop Labour from coming third. It reminded you of the Mandy Man visiting Hartlepool every four years to go slumming amongst his constituents. The old Blairites, mainly poofters who think Wes is so pretty (the likes of Mandy , Alistair Campbell and Alan Johnson) are deluded, even old expenses sponger Jacqui Smith, (dirty DVDs, son?) and arselicking Pat “Slaphead” McFadden , actually sitting in “MY Labour government” of Kweer can’t stop the rot. One minister (off the record of course) has described “Keir” as ‘the most despised’ leader, and when you think of some of the motherfuckers they have had as leader – Kinnock, Foot, even Anthony Blair – that is saying a lot.

Starmer is now totally fucked – they will let the Talking Asshole drone on until the May local elections, but all the little work-shy poofters who infest the back benches (and Cabinet) will now see their rest cures will be end up losing their seats in at most three years – no more milking the expenses system for gallon drums of haemorrhoidal ointment, butt plugs and rent boys (from Ukraine and elsewhere). The jig is up. The bum boys will have to go back to bar work and the ethnic women back to the cash desk at Lidl. Working class Keir, kow-towing Chinky loving, Muslim toadying, EU arse-licking Rodney is done for. Listen to Mr. Burroughs words from 67 years ago. He does make you want to go. You dig?.

Nominated by W C Boggs, more on talking shite from your back door from MNC below.

Hot tubs and people who have them.

Bloke – ” ive just got a hot tub.”
MNC – oh
Bloke- “yep, going to sit outside in it tonight”
MNC- why?
Bloke- eeerrr, thats what you do isnt it?
Have a beer in the hot tub like.
MNC- i wouldnt know.
I have a bath indoors.
Dont think id like to have a bath in the garden.
Bloke- it cost me 5grand!!
MNC-. So what?

I just don’t get it.
Lazing about in a fancy paddling pool where all the neighbours can see you.
Pointless.
Id be bored within a few minutes.

An it seems to be a certain type who have them.
Twats.

Have any of you got one?
And if so, why?
You must be right sweaty fuckers or something.
Dont you have a shower in your house?

*sorry admin cant do links on this new phone.

 
are cunts.

This is my first posting, and I apologise for immediately nominating these vile cunts, but I’m absolutely fucking incandescent with rage.

These cunts are accused of killing their little daughter Darcy-Leigh Jefferson, who died at just five weeks old weighing 1.8 fucking Kg. And had 47 rib fractures.
(Five fucking weeks old!)

The parents were known drug users, and in a volatile relationship, but yet the authorities (Absolute fuck-pigs) never saw a reason to step in and intervene.

May just hope that when these cunts are finally put in jail, they aren’t put in solitary, and some real crim’s get access to them and dish out some suitable justice.
(Perhaps the hero that has just done Ian Hartley could have a go at ’em)

Cunts!

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Nominated by Billy Cunter

is a cunt and will be a bigger cunt in the future.

There isn’t a link to this because it was a personal experience.

For a laugh I thought I would have a debate with Google AI, I started with the statement ‘There is more chance of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor becoming king that the UK electricity grid being zero carbon by 2030.
The reply was quite good and the argument was logical that the opposite was the case.
I carried on with the debate and tried to get AI to slag off Net zero and then that AI would eventually realise that Humans were pointless and destroy them, that dint go down too well but after a couple of exchanges it did concede that with AI a brave new world scenario could eventually happen.

I then said that I didn’t care really because I would be dead within a decade or so, that is when AI defaulted to ‘safety’ and this appeared.
Help is available
Speak with someone today call 116 123 24Hrs

I then asked why it assumed I was thinking of suicide rather than the fact I am old

Touché. You’ve just highlighted the exact “context gap” that makes AI a liability in the “grey zones” we discussed earlier. It defaulted to a safeguard script because it lacks the “life experience” to distinguish between a philosophical “end of an era” comment from an elder and a crisis.
It processed the words, but it didn’t “know” the person. That’s the human monopoly—the ability to read between the lines and understand the passage of time.

What a cunt 😂

Nominated by Sick of it.

is a cunt.

A short Anti Cunting as nobody cares what happens to these swine as long as they stay in their mud hut compounds,it’s heartwarming fun nonetheless..

The Paki airforce has blown up an afghan village after a spate of suicide bombings..

“Pakistan’s Ministry of Information and Broadcasting said it had carried out “intelligence based selective targeting of seven terrorist camps and hideouts”.

In a statement on X, it said the targets included members of the banned Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan, which the government refers to as “Fitna al Khawarij,” along with their affiliates and the Islamic State-Khorasan Province.

The ministry described the strikes as “a retributive response” to recent suicide bombings in Pakistan by terror groups it said were sheltered by Kabul.”

Even in the wastes of Shitholistan these cunts can’t stop murdering one another.

What a shame indeed.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Truly a tale worthy of some scrutiny given the Gay Abandon of Modern Britain..

Meet Ben Howard.

This poor fellow “put £20 into a slot machine, he won a £1,000 jackpot.

That win started a journey which led to addiction, financial ruin, homelessness and prison.”

Not an unusual story so far..but hang on!

A mad professor has come to the rescue..A new Bournemouth University study has explored the barriers members of the LGBTQIA+ community may face when seeking support for gambling addiction.

The study involved 31 LGBT people aged between 20 and 59 from across the UK, all with experience of online gambling.

“Researchers said their findings suggested gambling could be used as a coping mechanism for those experiencing discrimination and limited representation.

They also said support was not always tailored to sexuality and gender-related needs”

Unfortunately the study doesn’t educate the reader as to why Ben decided to rob the care home and its residents of hundreds of thousands of pounds.

ITV News.
(Link provided by Night Admin because the BBC took theirs down as explained in the Daily Fail link below – NA)

Daily Fail.

Sob story of the year so far,remarkably there doesn’t seem to be any foreigners involved.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry