is a cunt.

How the fuck does this boil on the arse of democracy survive? It is the very embodiment of and justification for class division. How can anyone claim in all sincerity that we live in a democracy when the head of state holds the job because he is the eldest sprog of the previous holder of the office? Qualifications required? Just keep fucking breathing. Mad as a March hare? No problem. George III was puddled and kept the job. Supporters of monarchy claim they bring in revenue. Do me a favour. When Americans come here it’s for the castles and the history, most of which they share with us.You think they come here hoping for a glimpse of Big Ears? Get real. That’s for the birds, or as they might say, tell it to the marines. Realistic estimates for what the parasites cost us exceed £500,000,000 per annum. The income from the duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall go straight in their back pockets and unlike the plebs they don’t bother paying all the tax that should be due. The most specious argument put forward by their supporters is that an elected president could be some cunt. The most popular example used is; “How would you like a president T. Blair?” Two points; First,how would the cunt get elected? Second and more importantly, if he was we could vote him out of office.

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Nominated by Aufurbrain.

are a cunt. Don’t know could be worse, see above C.A.

Has anybody else noticed how inadequate toilets are nowadays? Thomas Crapper must be rolling in his grave.

This is a technology that they perfected in the Victorian age, and yet we seem to have gone backwards. The old ones had a a flush like Victoria Falls. Lay down the law, pull the chain, and off you go. Job done.

The new ones have these pathetic little cisterns that are incapable of flushing a log properly. All in the name of “saving water” no doubt. Except… it doesn’t save water. Instead of one flush involving ~9 litres of water, I am having to do two or three flushes involving 6 litres each. Because the other factor is that they have stupid designs that try to help the insufficient amount of water.

Wasting my time… waiting for the stupid little tank to fill up. Then flush again… sometimes having to flush a third time. Plus needing to use more bleach.

It wastes water, it is worse for the environment, it wastes my time and it pisses me off.

Doesn’t this seem to sum up modern life? There has been this unmistakable sense of degeneration in all areas, under the dead hand of this bureaucracy we labour under. With its endless, unnecessary meddling that just makes everything worse and spoils our quality of life.

Quite why we need to save water in these rain soaked isles is beyond me, although I suspect it is something to do with us having too many unwelcome guests using the limited infrastructure. Another form of sewage we seem incapable of dispatching…

No doubt the manufacturers of these awful products lobbied the usual corrupt alcoholics, sorry commisioners, in Brussels. Wining and dining, brown paper envelope and… voila! The European Parliament is asked to rubber stamp EU Directive 4639854002 “Water Resources Regulation”… ostensibly intended to save water and protect the environment. What really happens is something quite different.

Just imagine what this grubby process does across hundreds of thousands of products, processes and services, most of which you are completely unfamiliar with. Misallocating resources, driving up complication, slowly strangling our civilization and ruining our lives.

Everyday life has been turned into a kind of Orwellian black comedy. As we stand there, in the smelly room, spending what remains of our time on this earth, trying to flush a turd. We are being mocked. The fact that they offer two buttons, as if to suggest that we have a meaningful choice, only adds to the communist humour. Who the hell would want half of a weak flush?

Of course you get these penny pinching imbeciles who are desperate to save 14 pence a year, but unless you’re willing to have piss and shit sitting in the pan 24/7, the new toilets aren’t going to help.

Anyway, I suppose I ought to find a link to support this, before returning to the WC to finish off that flush job I started earlier… easier said than done as the useless media outlets seem oblivious. Will this AI summary do?

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Nominated by Sir Foxtrot Oscar.

Can’t cunt the channel scum, can’t cunt the shyster lawyers, the only cunts here are our weak fucking government(s)

Compo for migrants who had their phone confiscated, yep, arrive illegally and if your phone is taken to find out who you contacted to get on the rubber ferry then the good old ECHR is coming to your rescue.

The Dutch or Danes (one of them) have a law that any assets over a certain amount (1200 Euro I think) that a migrant owns will be taken to help pay for the cost of putting them in whatever accommodation is allocated.

We are fucking useless, can’t even take a phone, it’s against their human rights, but I thought we gave the cunts phones anyway

£200 K, £500 K. And could rise because the home office are now being told to inform the channel scum to seek legal advice.

We Are Fucking Mugs!

What is our governments response, it’s the fault of the previous government, well let’s see if they take the money back to pay for accommodation.

Labour don’t give a shit, it’s free money, well our money.

It’s a national emergency! Week after week one of these cunts sexually assaults or rapes an underage girl, what’s the answer we hear from the home office, anyone committing these crimes will feel the full force of the law, well I am sure the parents and children will be reassured.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sick of it.

is a cunt.

I just heard that France has been sending letters out to 29 year olds, urging them to have children while they still can.

Apparently, this is because young people are needed for taxes, to keep the country running.

It is also a gateway, into lecturing people about their health.

I know the term Orwellian is overused, but in this instance it feels more like rich people pontificating to the masses.

There are many reasons why the birth rate has declined (China, Japan and the UK are also affected).

Lack of well paying jobs, lack of housing, an uncertain and hostile future, the promotion of toxic ideologies, discrimination, etc.

The reason I didnt have kids was largely financial, but upon further reflection it was more down to being Autistic.

If the French are really concerned about their future, MAYBE they should make the appropriate provisions, instead of adding to people’s problems.

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Nominated by Angryman.

I read this “article” with my usual disdain but also interested as to how the complete idiocy of those involved would be “dressed up”..

I’m pleased to say everyone indeed in this mess are total cunts.

A two year old African toddler falls into a river,is carried off by the current and drowns..

Important questions surely follow:

Who was looking after him and why did they fail to see the danger?

Did nobody realise Africans are fucking hopeless?

Float like concrete?

No no no…instead the authorities apologise for..

“Leicester Coroner’s Court heard it took an hour to tell Xielo’s mum Kayela Smith that her son had fallen into water.”…

Chief Investigating Officer Hames told jurors it was the “largest search that has ever been undertaken by Leicestershire Police”, and “one of the largest water searches ever undertaken in the United Kingdom”…

All because the victims idiotic relatives couldn’t look after a two year old,were apparently struck dumb and/or too busy with chiggun to contact the boys mother and father,probably because they all spoke different dialects.

Excuses excuses excuses,all someone else’s fault and another degenerate ethnic sob story of shite.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.