Dead Pool [395]

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 394 by picking King Harald V of Norway who has died this morning aged 89 from a bloodstream infection brought on by a are gorm of anaemia.He was the King of Norway for 35 years and was a popular monarch much liked by his subjects.He is survived by his wife Queen Sonja his elder Sister Astrid as well as his two Children including the new King Haakon (who is married to a close friend of Epstein and is the stepfather of a convicted rapist) as well as several Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 395

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded in chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

A “pledge” to ban foreigners from social housing

 

is a pile of cunt.

“The Conservatives have said they would end the provision of social housing for foreign nationals in England if they win power at the next election.

The party said ending new tenancies for all foreign nationals, as well as current tenancies for couples where neither person is a UK, Irish or EU citizen, would free up an estimated 228,144 homes for British families”

No they won’t.

The alleged Conservative Party is rammed full of failed liberal Democrats who love nothing more than imported cheap labour,electric vehicles and kissing wóg arses.

This new “policy” has garnered much press coverage,as though nobody has ever heard “tough talk” on immigration before,its such a novelty!

The bureaucracy of such a plan could never work in the pansified Modern Britain should it ever seemingly get off the ground.

What it is is just another flabby lie by an absolute shower of lightweight cunts.

Abduls rubbish strewn rat infested back garden Oven.

Cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The Good Law Project and “The professor”

 

is a pile of cunt.

This bunch of bedwetting arseholes, led by a man who looks as if he has far too much time on his hands, when he is not drinking on an empty head, or resisting the urge t0o hang around a playground in a dirty mac with a packet of Haribo, has been guilty of what would otherwise be called vexacious litigation has reached a new low, even for them. They have been representing the modern equivalent of “Professor” Jimmy Edwards, this time in blackface and called Jason Arday, who yesterday, after some extraordinary claims and lies stepped down from his Professorship at Jesus College Cambridge, no less, after the university authorities decided – at last (as some would say, at long last) to investigate some of the script of Carry On Jason. It’s all upset his mental elf innit bruv.

You would think the GLP would withdraw with a degree of grace and dignity, but of course these two words are unknown to that organisation of half-witted virtue signallers. They have decided to publish the “Professors” last pathetic message:

good law project

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Dr Yasser Rahman

 

is a cunt.

“A doctor who botched an operation so badly it was described as “not compatible with life” has been struck off the medical register.

Dr Yasser Adly Abdel Rahman, an NHS locum surgeon from Egypt, carried out the flawed emergency bowel procedure on a young man.

It meant the contents of the patient’s bowel, leaving his stomach, were re-deposited back into his stomach through a circular “closed loop”, the Medical Practitioners Tribunal Service (MPTS) heard.

The patient was left in “uncontrollable pain” and could have died but for another surgeon correcting the error in a second operation, the misconduct hearing, sitting in Manchester, was told.”

Our NHS and its rather lax approach to medical qualifications strikes yet again.

“A former consultant general and colorectal surgeon, acting as the General Medical Council’s expert witness, said the procedure carried out by Dr Rahman was “not known to man” and his error was “as bad as it gets”.

Rahman, who qualified in 1993 from Ain Shams University in Cairo, Egypt, did not attend the hearing and was not legally represented.

He claimed he had been made a “scapegoat” after a “witch hunt” following the operation, carried out at the Royal Oldham Hospital, where he was working as a locum on 25 August 2020.”

One does have to wonder where the mad Egyptian cunt is now and is he working in a kebab shop near you?

Near death? Rely on the old fashioned notion that your health service will save you?

Toss a coin.Then put cunts like Rahman in the General Medical Council Approved Oven.

What a fucking mess.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Middle class gone off shelf hoggers

 

are a cunt.

There they are like clockwork. They all look like Teachers or ‘Self-Employed’ ie self-important Cunts, forming a blockade around the poor minimum wage-tasked factotum doing the yellow stickers. Picking the items up and turning them over again and again, as if they’re expecting the price to go magically down even further by that act. “Tarquin and Jocasta, do you want this organic vegan hemp tofu tart for your picnic tomorrow?”

Because let’s be honest, the ‘reduced’ shelf is always at least half the ‘vegan’ SHITE that they can’t sell, despite being paid to push it.

azureroad

Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm, link by Pubis mons.