is a cunt.

2026 will be a year of travelling for me. Business trips abroad mixed with a few holidays with the lovely Mrs Cunter.

When we had our dog, Canine Cunter, we were restricted and didn’t go away together.
He didn’t like to be in kennels.
Since he died I have taken the wife to some of the most beautiful parts of Spain where I sometimes work. Places where a tourist wouldn’t find.

This year I will be cutting back my workload and want to venture farther afield.

I will be going to China to finally meet a work colleague.
He has asked me what I will want to do and where I would like to stay.

I want to stay in a Chinese hotel and eat proper Chinese food.
I want to see places that are off the tourist trails.

I don’t want to stay in an international hotel with nearby restaurants catering for foreigners.
I’m not interested in the normal tourist shit.

I will learn a few basic words and phrases of Chinese before I go.
For me, that is what an adventure is all about.

We will also tour around a few countries in South America.
This will be with a view to staying long term in the future. Maybe renting a property or staying in a hotel for a few months every year.
Again, we are not interested in anywhere ‘international’.

Next Christmas we want to spend in Vietnam.
Inland, where we can hopefully enjoy the food and culture.
We don’t want a beach resort. We don’t want to mix with tourists.

It’s not snobbish to say that I don’t want to hear any languages except for the language of the country that I am in.
Trying to understand and be understood is part of the fun.
I certainly don’t want to see níg nóg waiters or Pákí cleaners in any hotel.
I don’t want an Italian receptionist or even a Spanish barman.

We will be spending New Year in Madrid.
Thats when we will feel comfortable with having our own people around us, in Puerto del Sol as the New Year comes in.

We will be spending a few days, and a shit load of money no doubt, in Italy, but only for the shopping in Milan and perhaps a day or two in Bologna for the food, but for me Europe is fucked.

Rome, the centre of civilisation and home of some of the most iconic architecture is overrun with immigrants.

Paris, despite being French, is beautiful, but is off limits for the same reason. Savages sleeping on the streets and not safe at any time of day.

Barcelona I only go to when I have to. Only a drive away for me but the number of Romanian pick pockets and the other imported scum have spoiled the city.

And London?
With a Pákí Mayor who thinks that multi culturalism and diversity is a good thing.

Is there anywhere in the city where you can expect to be served by an English person or where you can go without having to endure immigrants and their languages?

Not only has the short arsed Pákí filled the city with scrounging immigrants, he has also fucked the tourist industry.
Who in their right mind would want to spend time in Khan’s capital?

So there is no point in visiting the place where I was born.
I wouldn’t be able to recognise the city now.

There are people that visit foreign countries and stay in international beach hotels, never venturing out of the front doors.
They eat international food in the hotel restaurants, served by staff from every corner of the world.

But that’s not travelling. You may be in Thailand, for instance, but you could be anywhere.

When I travel I want to experience the culture of that country, not the imposed multi culture from every shit hole on earth.

For me, Europe with all of the sights and history is fucked.
Why did that happen, and who shares the responsibility of giving away a continent?

Guardian

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

Now, I believe it is firmly established beyond dispute that the boy known as Brooklyn – like his parents – is a copper bottomed cunt.

However, the fact that he has ‘fallen out’ with mummy and daddy has given this prick – and the rest of his family – the ‘news’ coverage and publicity they crave.

All families have their ups and downs. But it is typical of this lot to do it publicly and with a slobbering picking up scraps media in tow. I am sure that the Beckhams would sell the rights of a funeral to the press and TV.

As expected, there have been numerous call and response splashes across the gutter tabloids and also many TV and online outlets. ‘Brooklyn says this!’ ‘Beckham hits back!’ Neither side coming out as either dignified or likeable. But, this is the Beckhams we are talking about.

OK. his dad could play football a bit. But Brooklyn – like the rest of the family – has has no looks, charisma. talent or charm to speak of. Yet (again, like the others in his clan), he seems to rely on media attention and publicity like the rest of us rely on Oxygen to breathe. A duller, boring, grey, unattractive and more nondescript person you couldn’t (not) wish to meet. But because he is the offspring of the most publicity hungry couple in history, ‘Brookie’ is now part of the ridiculous media circus that he’s been going on ever since that horrendous woman turned up at Old Trafford that fateful day.

If he really despises his parents and what they stand for. If he also has no love for the media and all that shit, he should shun them and live his life quietly and away from it all. But I bet he won’t. Looking at who his parents are, attention seeking is in the blood.

Not surprisingly, the whole thing has been milked by all concerned. And, now it’s getting even more ludicrous. The ‘Wedding DJ’ had now stuck his oar in (getting well paid, no doubt). Who will be next? ‘Beckham Bin Man Spills The Beans!’ ‘I Saw Them Arguing Says Window Cleaner!’ Because, rest assured, this is not going to end any time soon.

The BBC, of course, see this blabbing DJ as newsworthy. Bloody hell…

BBC News?

Nominated by : Norman

Seconded by : W. C. Boggs

I endorse Norman’scunting, but surely the biggest cunt in that family of cunt has to be that silly old tart, Mother Victoria, who went as far as copyrighting all her children’s names. What a money grubbing piece of illiterate shit she is. With parents like Dave and Vicky, can the children really be blamed for turning out as they have. I do have a little sympathy – and understanding for Brooklyn – at least he has had the guts to point out what a grasping old whore she is. Vic and Dave – parents who prove that being an orphan isn’t such a bad idea:

The Standard.

The baffling mystery of driving test cheats.

It looks like there’s an untoward amount of skullduggery going on when it comes to passing the driving test..

“Industry leaders blamed the increase on the nationwide shortage of tests and drivers’ desperation to pass, while the DVSA blamed a general rise in cheating and improved detection.

A Press Association News Agency freedom information request revealed 2,844 attempts to cheat during driving tests in the year to September 2025, 47% higher than the previous year.

Of those, more than a third (1,113) involved the use of technology, such as an earpiece connected via Bluetooth to a concealed phone, to try to cheat at a theory test.”..

A ticklish problem indeed,whatever can be going on?

Oh…hang on..

“Examples of people prosecuted last year, reported by the Press Association News Agency, include 23-year-old Qounain Khan, who was handed an eight-month prison sentence in June 2025 after pleading guilty to impersonating learners at theory test centres 12 times.

The court heard impersonators could be paid up to £2,000 for passing a test.

Sorina-Ana Turcitu, 42, admitted attempting to take a practical driving test on behalf of someone else. She was sentenced to 12 weeks’ imprisonment suspended for 18 months in September 2025.

And Ali Rasul, 22, was handed a two-year prison sentence in November 2025 after being caught repeatedly trying to cheat the theory test over an eight-month period either by using a hidden earpiece or an impersonator.”

Quite a remarkable situation.

Rammed full of foreign cunts then.

BBC News?

Dear me,Tufty Club Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

are cunts and vermin.

Was in Manchester City Centre today with Mrs Norman.
We rarely venture into the town centre these days, as it is now a shithole.

And, one of the main reasons it is such a dump, is because of the druggie and alky shite who now infest it. Now more than ever.

We encountered one such revolting specimen today. The classic textbook spicehead druggie twat.. Skinny as fuck, crappy fake leather jacket, face like Gollum from Lord of the Rings. You know the type.

Anyway, this shitehawk was walking behind me and the Mrs, with all this ingratiating and clearly fake ‘Mate’ and ‘Alright my mate’. After a bit, I turned round and said ‘What do you want?’

The piece of scum says ‘Can you give us 25p?’ So I said ‘No’.

The smack head then has the nerve to ask ‘Why?’

‘What do mean why? Why should I? Besides, you can’t get anything for 25p.’ I also added ‘I know the trick anyway. You’ll up it to a pound and then two pound, then five with a sob story. And, don’t even talk to my wife. Don’t even look at her. On your way.’

Gollum fucked off across the road. well out of my way. Then he started shouting…’Fuck off! Fuck off, yer fucking cunt! Fuck off!’ Funny, how they go from ‘friendly ‘ to aggressive and abusive within a second of not getting what they want.

Now, because I was with the wife, I simply fired some cleverer replies back at the parasite…

‘You fuck off! You’re better off dead, and I wish you were. Where did you get that shit jacket? Off a dead body? Can’t be your dad’s though. You don’t have one.’

The scum skulked off gobbing off. But people shouldn’t have to put up with shite like him. And, had I not been with the wife, I still think – in my condition and at my age – I’d have jumped the fucker and turned his nose to raspberry jam. I must admit, I was sorely tempted.

No link, but just go to Manchester City Centre to see such scum. Cull badgers and foxes? It’s these cunts who should be purged. Kill ’em all.

Nominated by Norman

are cunts.

We all know it’s difficult to get a dentist appointment and going private is jolly expensive so many people, in search of those bright white teeth seen on “celebrities” such as has been Simon Cowell etc now regularly jet off abroad for cut price cosmetic dentistry.

Alas, sometimes it doesn’t go very well..

As in the case of one Leanne Abeyance who says she “wants to chop her head off and start again”, after the operation led her nose to collapse and a life of constant pain..

Luckily a head transplant wasn’t available as Ms Abeyance burdened Guys Hospital with an implant removal operation.

Furthermore…She had started using a prosthetic nose but had to stop after suffering an allergic reaction.

Whoops.

“Abeyance admits that she probably should have waited for reconstructive surgery instead of opting for a prosthetic nose.”

So in summary she’s now a morphine addicted hermit without a nose and likely a burden to the Nanny State for life.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.