A police force which spent £34,300 on electric tuk-tuks to help fight crime sold them after just two years – at a £28,350 loss.

Cunts.

Ch Insp Damian Sowrey said parents told officers “they would feel safer knowing that there was support for young people out at night, and from women who could think of an occasion when the tuk-tuk would have been a welcome sight”…

I’m not sure how many young ladies are happy to see a tuk-tuk hoving into view..

Gwent Police spokesperson said: “The intention behind the purchase of these vehicles was to boost public safety especially within the night-time economy settings of Abergavenny and Newport in an engaging and different way for our communities.”

Sounds like more of the same “cultural enrichment ” to me..

Perhaps the tuk-tuks are now in Bradford carrying “grooming” cunts about their what should be immediately lethal hobbies..

Or carrying the tattered remnants of the latest Ayetollah to his burial pit?

Who knows?

Who cares?

It’s only a drop in the bucket of Gravy Train Britain.

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“I invested in Brewdog in my husband’s memory. He would be turning in his grave”….

Steven Howe-Bull invested in Brewdog’s Equity for Punks scheme as a tribute to his late husband, Keith Phillip.

The retired wedding celebrant had never invested before, but decided to put £1,000 into the scheme.

Unfortunately the company has been sold off after being run into the ground and the poor cunts who believed the investment guff from the company..”Equity for Punks”,enough for the clear headed to think twice perhaps..

The administrators made clear that those who invested in the Equity for Punks scheme would not get any return from the deal.

Oh dear.

Company co-founder James Watt said he was “heartbroken” for those who had lost their jobs and put money into the Equity For Punks scheme..

Oh well that’s that.

Take your loss and shut up you cunts.

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Just when you thought it was safe to come out from under the bed,after the exploits of Randy Andy,it’s time to reach for the valium again..

“Prince Harry and Meghan will spend two days visiting Jordan to highlight efforts to support vulnerable communities affected by conflict and displacement.

The couple, who stepped down as working royals in 2020, have travelled to Amman at the invitation of Dr Tedros Adhanom Ghebreyesus, director-general of the World Health Organization (WHO…”

How thoroughly splendid.

Philip Hall, British Gravy Train Ambassador to Jordan, thanked the Sussexes for travelling to the Middle East.

“Your visit, your support, your appreciation of the efforts that the United Nations, including of course, the World Health Organization, the government of Jordan and others, are making here is enormously appreciated,”

What great joy,let us all hold hands and hope they are bitten by a rabid camel or 6.

Gold braid Cunts.

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is still a cunt.

Wannabe black man Lewis Hamilton is as we have seen time and time again, a massive cunt.

Whatever happened to the days of expendable formula one drivers who were hard drinking, smoking and generally unheard from except for on track race matters?

Now we have this diamond encrusted ageing soy boy using his self importance to waffle on about all things black. And Africa.

Sure, if Africa wants to take back control from the European colonials then that is a matter for the African countries and we don’t need to hear about it from him. Although someone should probably point out to him that China is buying up mineral rights all over Africa faster than his chances of competing in an African grand prix are diminishing.

Which leads me on nicely to him saying at forty one years old after more years of him offending my eyes and ears on TV than I care to remember, that he wants to compete in an African race before he retires, why has it just dawned on him now? Hopefully thats not a statement that he will hang on forever in hope thus keeping fresh blood out of a racing seat.

Absolute cunt, everything about him annoys me from his face, how he sacked his dad who gave up so much to get him into the sport, the taking a knee, infecting a sport with BLM pish, his voice, his “fashion”.

Off for a beer now before I give myself a stroke thinking about him.

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Preaching from the cockpit of cuntiness about “taking Africa back” from the Brits? As if you’re not waving that Union Jack passport while sipping rosé in your Monaco penthouse overlooking yachts bigger than most African villages!

The Brits haven’t owned a single grain of African sand since 1968 and since? A glorious slide back into feudal hell: crumbling roads and pothole death traps, blackouts, bribes at every checkpoint, bucket showers for the masses, endless coups, genocides on repeat, and mud huts still the default bijou abode that makes your childhood Stevenage flat look like Buckingham Palace! All while the elites drive round in Comic Relief-funded Rolls Royces.

Those years inhaling petrol fumes in the cockpit must’ve finally fried your brain. Cunt.

are cunts.

A short but brutal cunting of British vital infrastructure..

South West Water (SWW) has pleaded guilty to supplying water unfit for human consumption after a parasitic outbreak in Devon.

The prosecution was brought by the Drinking Water Inspectorate (DWI) after the incident left four people hospitalised and more than 140 confirmed cases of cryptosporidium in and around Brixham, Devon, in May 2024.

These companies are owned by foreign investors who couldn’t give a fairground fuck for anything but profits for shareholders.

It’s possible it’s all coincidental but the sheer amount of problems with our water supply can’t possibly have anything to do with the millions of brown vermin that infect our towns and cities can it?

We’ve reached population overload and disease and higher taxes are inevitable for a slum nation.

Expect the plague.

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