Karim Benzema

What a cunt! Not content with earning millions every year playing football for Real Madrid and France, this fucker decided to play the part of a north African gangster. Quite well too, I might get add.

Benzema is an Algerian who plays for France. He’s one of the most successful footballers of his generation. More money than he could ever spend.

Yet this cunt has just been found guilty of blackmailing a teammate with the threat of releasing a sex tape. Benzema has denied everything (he says he was trying to help), but he was caught on wire taps letting slip that he was part of it. He was a long term friend of one of the gangsters.

While the other cunts involved got prison, Benzema got away with a suspended sentence. Good lawyers can buy your freedom, when you least deserve it perhaps?

Has he shown remorse?

Has he fuck. He’s got his race card out and said that if he was white, he’d have been found not guilty.

Well, if he’d not been loaded and a national sporting hero of sorts, he would’ve been in a different predicament, perhaps.

What a fucking cunt.

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Cuntybollocks

Growing Old (Revisited)

Circumstances have dictated that a few of the guys and myself have not met up recently, so we got together in town yesterday for a coffee. Crikey, talk about crock and bloody roll.

I must admit that it was down to me for starting the ball rolling. I minced into the café as though I had a butt plug up the jacksie, courtesy of my chronic bad back.

‘Aye aye, here he is, fucking Long John Silver’, somebody blurted out. ‘Hampton Court, is it?’.

‘No I always walk this way’ says I. ‘Fuck off, me back’s giving me gyp again’.

‘Tell me about it’ says somebody else. ‘I was playing golf last week but had to throw in the towel after eight holes. Me knee was the size of a melon. Bastard arthritis. The doc’s got me on these new tablets…’.

And so it went on.

‘Where’s Harry anyway?’. ‘Oh he phoned to say he can’t make it. He’s got an appointment at the hospital to get his Chalfonts checked out again. Thinks he needs an op’.

‘I’ve had a bit of a chest infection. Doc had me cough up a lump into a little cup and sent it away. I’m on antibiotics…’.

‘Have you had your Covid booster? Took me over an hour to get where I had to go. Here, that reminds me, I’m due a PSA test’.

‘I wish they’d hurry up and let me know about getting my other cataract done. I was hoping to be in and out before Christmas’.

Bloody Nora. I remember those halcyon days when we would ponder deeply upon a whole range of weighty philosophical, political and cultural matters; breasts, dodgy refereeing, breasts, transfer speculation, legs, breasts, drink, arses, boardroom shenanigans, arses, and breasts. We used to be a veritable Brains Trust.

These days we have dick-wagging contests about who can last the longest without having to get up in the night for a piss. I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again; it’s a long and winding road from acid rock to acid reflux.

Growing old’s a pain, and I need it like I need a second arsehole. What a cunt. Bugger, where did I put my fucking bus pass?

Nominated by: Ron Knee

Stella Creasy MP [5]

The Hon member for Walthamstow is reported as ‘being surprised’ at being told she can’t bring her sprog into the House of Twats.

FFS there is already a free on-site crèche and expense allowances to pay for an external nursery but this madam insists on bringing her baby into the chamber as if she has a divine right to do so. What a fucking shitshow.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-59396801 (Link provided by Ron Knee)

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

And this from Cuntstable Cuntbubble

”Parliament will review whether MPs can take babies into the chamber after an outcry when a Labour MP was told off for bringing her three-month-old son into the Commons.”

”Mothers in the mother of all parliament are not to be seen or heard it seems” So said the aforementioned and ever so entitled Labour loon.

How many places of work can you take a 3 month baby into? Factory? Office? Police? Hospital? Not even fucking virtue signalling Sainsburys will allow it.
Probably sums up how hard working and devoted this cunt is if she can carry out parliamentary duties with a fucking squalling 3 month old in tow. What a cunt. Walthamstow deserves the fucker.

MSN News Link

Expect to see a play creche, swings, toys, baby bottles, dummies, and used potties strewn across the Floor of the Commons (or soon to be rebranded, House of the Entitled) – Day Admin

Rosie Jones – A So Called Comic

(Fancy a gnosh, big boy? – Day Admin)

Another BBC inspired cunting please for this unbelievable “comedian”. This woman is described by the Corporation as “lesbian, disabled and Northern” (no wonder her current series is called “Box Ticker”

Hear her in inaction here:

BBC Programme Link

How can the BBC be so patronising, and Ms Jones so uncritical and easily led to broadcast?. She sounds (and I know it is not her fault, due to her disability), like a five year old child with the voice up and down like a whores drawers. She makes little sense, but I doubt she would do anyway even if she were able bodied. She sounds like Zara Sultana out on the piss.

I read she has appeared on “Question Time”. The BBC should be prosecuted for cruelty, both ti her, and to the audience who pay to be “entertained” by this poor girl who, frankly, should be seen and NOT heard.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [231]

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the death of Former US Senate leader 1996 Reublican Presidential candidate and former US Representative Senator Bob Dole.Dole was 98 and was best known for speaking in the third person ,losing to Bill Clinton in 96 and being the star of viagra commercials.Bob Dole approves this message.

On to Deadpool 231

The Rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will be next to die.No duplicate picks.It is first come first serrve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from previous pools (like Black and White Cunt frequently does)

2). Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5)Please check your nominations havent yet been selected as we cant be arsed to check.