are cunts.

The sight of these worthless pieces of shit wearing poppies really boils my piss.
The poppies are anathema to any politician, regardless of the side of the bench they pretend to be from.
Every one of them wants to give our country away to the EU, to darkıes, to the multinational conglomerates who make our lives an unnecessary toil of misery and the the sight of one of these disgusting cunts wearing our national symbol of remembrance and sacrifice is akin to a pædo parading the body of a murdered child around impaled on his knob.

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine.

This murdering cunt survived a double dose of state administered poison. Now we have this sob story from the maniac..

“There hasn’t been a moment since that night when I haven’t been in pain,” she said in the statement.

“My body hurts. My arms hurt. My hands hurt. My throat hurts. I still struggle to speak. And the pain isn’t just physical. There is pain in my mind and in my soul”

Good,fuck off.

“”I had not contemplated life beyond that night, and I’m deeply hurt by the incompetence that has put so many people in this terrible position,” she said in her statement.”

Statement? Dear me,there was silly old me thinking the yanks were rather strict with their convicted murderers.

No doubt becoming a media “sensation” among vegans and Palestinian types has influenced the authorities in this case.

More fool them for panderíng to the wicked cunt.

Hang it and have done.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry seconded below by Dioclese.

Seconded and while we’re at it let’s include the gormless twats that were sent for to whisk her off to hospital to recieve life saving treatment in the ER.

Can anyone explain to me why medics we’re sent for to save the life of a convicted murderer who failed to die when executed? Presumably once she’s been nursed back to health, they’ll execute her all over again?

Then again in a modern version of the ducking stools of old, she’ll be declared a witch and burnt at the stake because she survived.

Perhaps now she’s come back from the dead some cunts will be proclaiming that she’s the second coming of Christ resurrected.

After all, in this age of woke enlightenment and DEI Christ would surely come back as a woman wouldn’t he/she ?

are a cunt.

Yes I know, EVs are a joke and the sun rises in the east, but this latest really pushes the boundaries. The Chinks have produced a battery which charges at such a rate that an EV fitted with one could be charged from flat to 100% in a few minutes. The hard of thinking on the various social media are all over this like a rash declaring that this cuts the ground from under the EV cynics and it marks the imminent death of the internal combustion engine. Simple arithmetic demolishes their case. Suppose you have a small EV battery of 30kWh capacity. You intend to charge it from 0% to100% in six minutes (keeps the maths simple). If you pretend you can reach 100% effiency in the charging you would need to supply 300kW. This would be equivalent to powering up 100 electric kettles at the same time. Your ring main in your kitchen is rated nominally at 7.5kW. You might get away with running three kettles at once but a fourth would certainly cause the circuit breaker in your consumer unit to switch you off.

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As an aside, I read that Ed Miliband, beside the mandatory PPE from Oxford, has ‘A’ levels in Maths, Further Maths and Physics which means that he knows the green shit he pushed in his previous job/sinecure is a load of bollocks. My question is; what is the hidden agenda here?

Nominated by arfurbrain.

The combination is a cunt.

I don’t subscribe to the notion there should be awards for anything which is ultimately subjective. Best movie. Best actor. Best album. Best TV drama. The list goes on. According to some sports writers today, winning the Ballon d’Or makes Harry Kane the “best” football player. But that is simply not the case.

Even as an ex-Spurs fan (can’t be bothered anymore), I don’t rate Kane especially highly. Yes, he knows where the goal is but that’s about it. Has he got insane close control and dribbling skills like that serial cheating Argie cunt Messi? Nope. Has he got incredible physical prowess and explosive impact like a mid-20s Ronaldo? Nope. Has he got crazy speed down the wings to outpace and leave defenders on their arses? Nope. Has be got precision crossing and dead ball delivery like that tatted freak Beckham had? Nope. Does he control games with his positional sense, vision and tackling like a prime Bryan Robson? Nope. Is he a player who can do special and magical things with a football like Hoddle, Gazza, Ginola, Zidane? Nope. Is he the go to guy on the big occasion when everything is on the line? Absolutely not.

Whale Tongue scores a lot of goals in a league which is not as competitive or physical as the English Premier League, which he ran away from because he knows he’s not good enough. If Kane were still in the EPL, would Erland Haaland be worried about the competition? I think not.

Whale Tongue is a limp wristed, low IQ, corporate and woke Football Association fan boy who’s main claim to fame is a) scoring way too many penalties and b) doing the straight legged theatrical dive in the penalty area to win dubious penalties. To be fair, he’s a decent footballer and certainly above average. But getting ‘prestigious’ awards and being labelled the best – I don’t think so.

Fortunately, someone much more informed than I agrees with me.

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Nominated by Immigration Yank.

are cunts.

Remember that bloke who used to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board that told us the ‘End is Nigh’? Well he has gone so the BBC has stepped into the breach.

Killer winds, a flunami, power blackouts, winter pressures on the NHS, Burnbum to end the triple lock, far right protests against the ‘small’ boats. The message hasn’t changed, we are all doomed. Mainly old people, obviously, as they are the only one’s who might fall for this shit.

Fuck the BBC. Stop frightening old ladies, you cunts.

Where to start with the links? How about…

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

A quote from BBC 5 live brought to us by Unkle Terry below.

“One woman, who spoke to 5 Live anonymously, said she bought “loads and loads” of emergency food – but ended up eating it before it was strictly necessary.

Like others, she wondered if the government was “scaremongering”, adding: “I don’t know but I’ve certainly bought into it.”

Perfect.