Dead Pool [382]

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Congratulations to The Cunt with no Name who has won Dead Pool 381 by picking the actress Elizabeth Kelly who has died aged 104.She was best known for playing Pauline Fowlers Aunt Nellie Ellis in Eastenders between 1993 and 2000.She had a 40 year TV career before retiring in 2007.

On to Ded Pool 382
The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates first come first serve and no duplicates.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3You must pick famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

“Fixing” the Cost of Living Crisis

is a cunt.

The fat, useless mincer pretending to be the PM assures us he is on our side.

“I know so many families across the country are still worried about the cost of living.”

It would help if they stopped importing enormous numbers of parasites who immediately start blood sucking from the public finances. Free housing, free food, free health care, free clothes, free smart phones… all paid for by the British tax payer, and also adding to the general inflation as ever more people place pressure on the infrastructure and public services. We will ignore the numerous other problems all these arseholes bring to our tired, little country. And it isn’t just the illegals.

Have you ever wondered why we need hosepipe bans in the summer months, in a country harassed by rain for half of the typical year? Because we have millions of additional people here, using the same infrastructure in place thirty years ago. No wonder the likes of Thames Water are going bust. They are expected to provide a service to unknown numbers of people. We don’t even know how many people are living here, it isn’t possible to know. Supermarkets, and Thames Water itself, have suggested the population is much higher than the official numbers suggest.

And water is just one of many examples. It is all completely out of control. So how is the gang of useless cunts, known as the government, going to solve any problems?

How about their net zero scam, and the vast subsidies for inefficient junk like wind turbines and solar panels? We now have the highest energy bills in the developed world. Four times higher than the US, which is a richer country to begin with. This is when we are sitting on reserves amounting to hundreds of years for coal, gas and oil. The extraction and sale of which would at least help our balance of payments, reduce the national debt and raise tax revenue, not to mention create jobs. But they can’t do that can they? They’ve dug themselves, and us, into a stupid hole.

Then we have their taxes, which go up and up and up. And wasn’t it Sir Two Tier who was calling for longer and harder lock downs during covid? That alone has fucked our standard of living beyond repair. Has he ever apologised? Is he even aware? Course not. The thick twat.

And none of this affects the Prime Mincer does it? He has such a vast, gold-plated public pension that there is a specific piece of legislation in place to protect it. This is from his days as a useless bureaucrat in the CPS…

https://www.legislation.gov.uk/uksi/2013/2588/contents/made

A typical socialist. In addition to all the public money he has rinsed being a scum human rights lawyer. Oh, and all the freebies received from Lord Ali.

Now wasting our time and money trying to fix a problem he and all the other useless cunts, including the Tories and the Blob, have created. Or claiming to anyway. I fucking hate him. Just seeing his face or hearing his nerdy, nasal voice leaves me overcome with a sickening sense of disgust. He is a satanic piece of filth.

If we want to solve the cost of living crisis, we will need to dissolve parliament, sack the fucking lot, and start doing the opposite of what they’ve been doing for the past thirty years.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Anglo Saxon.

Alex Pretti and ICE


After that dozy bird (Renee Good) who allegedly tried to run an ICE officer over got shot dead, I thought she kind of deserved it, especially for being a leftie retard. But this latest killing is flat-out murder.

Minnesota is a legal carry state (with permit).

There’s a crystal-clear video showing him potentially reaching for his gun, causing him to be shot once. He falls to the ground, unmoving. You could argue that he deserved all he got, fuck around, find out…but up to this point only. But ICE then shoot him 9 more times, which is nothing short of state-sanctioned murder.

I’ve no love or sympathy for left-wing activists, bunch of self-loathing, criminal darkıe-protecting assholes. But equally, the US goverment employing murderous psycho pigs is awful too, simply because they wouldn’t care if they were shooting commies or patriots; they just want an excuse to throw their considerable weight around.

Fuck both sides of the argument; it just means that the Somalis will continue to steal taxpayers’ cash and never get excised.

Ultra reliable and impartial Wikipedia.

Nominated by : Thomas the Cunt Engine

Additional context provided by Lord benny:

Being the devils advocate, I will contra cunt Alex, he was a known violent agitator, he was armed and they had probably had enough of his provocative behaviour.

The Independent.

Lord Peter Mandelson [13]


“Lord” Peter (Petie) Mandelson:

Yes ITOGP again (It’s That Old Greedy Poofter). Not content with brown-nosing Jeffrey Epstein, and his “husband” (and I bet Mandy makes him a lovely wife, who lays back and thinks of England. And Scotland. And Wales. And Northern Ireland) taking £10,000 from the old bugger for an “advanced osteopathy course”), it seems the greed went even further, because it now emerges the vile old cocksucker got $75,000 out of Epstein in three payments of $25,000. Needless to say Petie has “no knowledge or recollection” of these payments of extreme generosity, which date to 2003/2004 when Mandy was licking the arse of Anthony Blair. The money grubbing old sodomite seemed to be coining it in as a Labour MP

Starmer has advised the former Prince Andrew that he should testify to the Senate. I bet the old quare won’t be advising Mandy to do the same.

I have often said there were too many poofters in the Labour Party and in Mandy they have a quare who shames even greedy political homosexuals:

Daily Fail.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

Claudia Winkleman and the BBC (147)

Claudia Winklecunt is to host a new BBC chat show.

Oh, fucking great. Just what the television – and the nation – needs.

We will now be seeing even more of this evil haired ugly bint. The Furby in a Richard III wig is unpleasantly ubiquitous as it is. Now, it’s going to be unbearable.

Also, the obscene knacker crushing eye watering ‘wages’ she will get out of license payers is also diabolical.

And, will it be a serous talk show, like Parkinson or Wogan? Will it fuck.
It will be a ‘for laughs’ props riddled load of childish innuendo and puerile shite a la Jonathan Woss and Graham Norton. In fact, the team behind Norton’s show are also doing Winklecunt’s series. Say no more.

British television – and especially the BBC – needs a much required kick up the arse and shot in the arm. But, instead it just gets worse with crap like this. They get rid of one obnoxious offensively overpaid cunt (Lineker), And, then they just get another one.

Don’t pay the license fee. Because this is where it goes.

bbcnews

Nominated by Norman.