are a cunt.

I clearly remember cunting this wankfest 4 year’s ago.
Today I was watching a ‘sport’ that is so bizarre that another cunting is due.

An addition to the already daft schedule is something called Mountaineering.
It goes like this…….

The competitors have to run uphill wearing skis.
They then have to go around an obstacle course before taking off their skis to run up a flight of stairs.

Once negotiated they have to put their skis back on and continue running uphill.
At the top of the hill they once again take their skis off to remove the traction pads which allow them to finish the final part of the course, skiing downhill.

Absolutely pointless.

It occurs to me that if you wanted to go uphill you would take off your skis and put on boots that would give you a better chance.

Unless you were being chased by a polar bear or something, then you would not be in that much of a hurry.
If you knew that there were obstacles on your route you wouldn’t wear skis to get through them.
They would be a liability.

And a flight of stairs…. What the fuck is that all about?

The winter Olympic committee should just own up and admit that there really isn’t that much that can be done on snow and ice, certainly not enough to fill a 2 week competition.

Seconded. In the style of Humza Yousaf.

As the winter olympics draws to a close what we have witnessed is a fortnight celebration of haram sports in WHITE Italian snow and ice.

WHITE women camel toes, WHITE man penis injections to gain sporting aerodynamic advantages, WHITE Canadians cheating at curling on WHITE ice.

Speaking of curling, aerial views of WHITE women jiggling their lycra clad meaty WHITE rumps suggestively as the sweep stones.

On to figure skating, White women wearing less than even a typical WHITE slag on a night out back here in Glasgow.

Skiing, A bunch of WHITES skiing both uphill and downhill on WHITE snow, all while sporting bulges and camel toes.

Non sports such as snowboarding, Ice hockey, speed skating, full of WHITES.

Bobsleigh, Luge, Skeleton, the latter being worst for in your face WHITE camel toe viewing.

All watched and cheered on by crowds of WHITES.

olympics.com

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Nominated by the Artful cunter and seconded by Cunt of the Isles.

Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline.

Well, there could be a number of reasons for this…

The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street.
And, that includes those who run these takeaway shitholes. As well as the cunts who eat the shit.

Also, thick as mince Gen-Z phone zombies see KFC and other grease traps as modern day shrines.

And, as Fish and Chips are nigh on unaffordable now (a fiver near enough for a small chips and curry!), that doesn’t help either. Prices rocketed during Covid, and they have not come down since then.

However, mongs on Tik Tok and the hordes of dark personae are really to blame for yet another piece of British tradition being eroded away.

As the woman on the BBC site says ‘You can’t go wrong wit da fried chiggen!’

Nominated by Norman with a second helping of take away delights by Unkle Terry below

The Chiggun.

Another heart warming story of our gloriously diversified nations love of fried chiggun.

Printing Mistry informs us that “Sumayyah Zara Sillah’s eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.

“I try to be healthy,” says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin’ Bird. “But I like it so much.”

This wonderful piece of research should further our understanding of why the paki and wôg are so addicted to The Chiggun.

We can now hopefully intensify the research within the infested ghettos where such delicacies abound…and positively encourage the cunts to eat as much of it as possible.

Dear me what a barrel of greasy trash it all is.

Air fried Oven.

bbcnews

Emergency Cunting for the Denton and Gorton Green Party of Palestine by election.

Concerns have been raised about what is coyly described as “family voting”,in other words swarms of pakis voting en masse after being told who to vote for.

Concerns were raised by Democracy Volunteers, a group of voluntary election observers who check voting processes are being followed correctly..

“They observed a sample of 545 individuals casting their vote and saw 32 cases of family voting in total, including nine cases in one polling station.”..

That the Greens have sold themselves to the Sand Devíls for short term electoral gain is amusing,but watching the now obvious rise of sectarian foreign power across the country is going to derail the Gravy Train quicker than Rayner drops her g-string.

Everyone knows our “democracy” is tottering from one farce to another and here it is laid bare for all to see (much like Rayners ginger growler)..

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry with grave concerns by Jack the cunter.

Un refrigerated coach meat is a cunt, as are other undocumented things crossing the channel but on an island with some of the best meat in the world, be it Scotch beef, Welsh lamb, English swan, who exactly was this warm bus meat intended for?

Certainly can’t imagine those who packed the bus with meat being very keen to eat it or even sell it to their own so it would probably have ended up spinning in kebab shop windows for the drunken market, I wonder if they would even bother adding salt and spices to hide the rancid notes added by its long bus trip.

Of course this coach will be a one off example of customs/border force/welcoming parties/mobile phone and accomodation providers actually intercepting and destroying something.

So who had a kebab at the weekend? Did it taste a bit funny or was it just the home grown scraps, fat, gristle and bone. Did it cause just the right amount of change on the Bristol stool chart or was it straight to level 1?

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.