My nomination is stupid cunts. Example Mr awww a cute pussy cat, I’ll climb over the big barrier and cuddle tiddles.

No, it’s Altai a big bastard tiger with muscles and huge claws and teeth and tiger then chewed up the stupid person ending his life.

So one less but there are millions of them and we nanny and baby the nation to the point of it being utterly ridiculous. Not helped by endless chancer twats who when they do themselves harm decide that someone has to pay them a huge wedge of cash backed up by an oily cunt lawyer.

Not far from me is a bridge and as you walk over it every few yards there’s a sign saying about if your unhappy don’t go jumping off but call the Samaritans. Someone did jump off a few decades ago, didn’t die just stuck in the mud and looked like a twat.

Me I’d take the signs down, go ahead jump let the RNLI fish your corpse out as they bring in another load of Abdulistan chancers from France.

Take down half the ‘elf n safety nonsense and let the gene pool cleanse itself. Mind if people are a tad suicidal let them pop off to the tiger enclosure and get used as a chew toy.

That said if the RNLI want to drop the Abdulistan lot off as well that would be handy, not sure if I’m breaking any animal cruelty laws mind.

Nominated by Paul Goddard, seconded by Sheikh_Anvakh link by Unkle Terry.

If I may. I’d like to second this well targeted cunting.

This candidate for a postumous Darwin Award and people like him aren’t just stupid cunts, they’re far worse, stupid SELFISH cunts.

I can understand why some may have reached a pit of despair where they want to ending it all. The old style was a bottle of pills, the slitting of wrists, a length of rope, usually in private, to be found later on.

These cunts are of the poor meeee, look-at-me-MEEE exhibitionists who want a posthumous headline for their inadequate non-achieving lives, a “blaze of glory”, or in the case of Mr Cat Food, a blaze of gory.

The amount of shit in the wake of their suicidal exhibitionism, the zoo having to close for a while. the enquiries, the usual fucking busybodies, the publicity grubbing politicians and the rabid salacious media all cashing in.
Meanwhile, what of the innocent and beautiful tiger? As a result of Mr Cat Chew-Toy’s selfish and terminal exhibitionism, some “experts” have called for the tiger to be “euthanised” that soft, Americanised term for MURDERED because said tiger could “pose a risk”.
Of course it poses a risk, it’s a fucking apex predator, which is why it’s in an enclosure, posing no risk, until said stupid selfish look-at-me-MEEE shit-for-brains cunt offers himself as a big cat toy.
Then there are the usual, generally vegetarian or worse “vegan” and often snot-hanger-nose-ringed, coloured-haired mongs who whine on about not having zoos.
Naturally the “enquiry” will drag on for months with the talking heads and petty officials jockeying for attention, yet there can only be one conclusion.
Mr Cat Chew-Toy is the only one to blame, the tiger is completely innocent, the zoo clearly had adequate facilities or it would’ve been sanctioned ages ago.
Thankfully at least for now, the tiger has been spared from being murdered, but I predict days of analyses and excuses for the Man who would be tiger shit. and absolutely no-one will dare to be “judgemental” fearing the usual media and social media pile-on.
Mr Cat Chew-Toy is an utter selfish cunt, waiting for the next one to publicly splatter themselves from a motorway bridge. under a train for “the world to see” and fuck off to the feelings and consequences to those who end up witnessing it. What a cunt, Now that’s what I call a mauling.
Apologies for any typos.

Sky news

Daily Star

American Airlines’ in-flight entertainment is literally a cunt.

Katy Inzer, 46, dropped her kex and proceeded to butter her muffin on a flight from Baltimore to Miami. Apparently she was making inappropriate noises and smelled, and was reported to the cabin crew by another passenger.

Now I know what you Cunters are thinking. Whatever noise and smell Katy’s spot of DIY produced, they will have been as nothing compared to the sweaty grunting and foul stench emanating from any Cabinet meeting attended by Clammy Lammy, Heidi Heigh and Mucky Ange.

I have to say that if I’d been the passenger next to Ms Inzer I’d have sat back, relaxed and enjoyed the spectacle. It would beat watching Home Alone 4 for the twentieth time.

I wonder if flying solo, so to speak, qualifies one for membership of the Mile High Club.

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

“Music artist Chess Galea used to suppress any feelings of anger, fearing she would be branded as “hysterical” or “difficult to work with”.

From the “mental load” women carry to sexism in the workplace or – worse – violence against women, Galea says “we don’t realise how much we accept and how much we close our mouths”.

But now she says she simply lets it out: “If someone catcalls me in the street, I rage. I don’t care.”

Galea, 34, is one of an increasing number of women in the UK reporting feeling angrier than ever.”

Oh dear.

bbcnews

I’ve always thought a lot of women are mad but apparently my fault for being a man.

Very difficult territory,I must ask Mrs Terry what she thinks about repressed anger and the psychological effects of emotional suppression..

Just as soon as she’s finished hitting me over the head with “her” rolling pin.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Tainting evidence still happening by .. accident(?)

I’ve always hated the likes of what procedural dramas usually call ‘fruit of the poisoned tree’ .. where – even though a search had found huge & incontrovertible evidence of something serious .. a murder weapon, victims belongings, whatever ; a spelling mistake is spotted on the search warrent (permission to search 42 Gtove Street when it should have been Grove, say) .. a lawyer kicks off and the murder weapon, body, stolen million quid, whatever is ruled inadmissable by a judge.

Years ago a guy doing digger work here had to leave early one day to get a drink driving charge thrown out in a similar scenario… a ‘Brian instead of Bryan’ effort .. guilty as sin but taking advantage of some cunts mistake/incompetence.

But with THIS cunt, ya gotta wonder …
‘Was it botched on purpose so that evidence would be suppressed forever?’ is a ponderence that anyone could be forgiven for.

Reuters.

If genuine then someone should be losing their job on this one. I wouldn’t hold my breath, though.

Nominated by : Cuntemall