The BBC (154) and the death of Doctor Who (14)

 

At long last, it appears that Doctor Who has finally hit the rocks and will be axed for the forseeable future. With the woke obsessed corporation and fat pooves doing what the Daleks, Cybermen, Sontarans and the Master failed to do. They have killed the Doctor.

Of course, those cunts at the BBC killed it themselves. Extremely bad casting, the two most dreadful actors ever in the leading role (Jodie Whittaker and Ncunti Gayblack), former Doctors willingly emasculated (Tennant, you fucking twat), an array of trannie, poofy, ethnic and deviant circus freak companions. Not to mention every story and episode pushing identity politics and a ‘message’. With science fiction escapism and entertainment for the family sadly gone.

And, as for the ending of the series? Gayblack (after an extremely disastrous tenure) regenerates into former companion Rose Tyler (Billie Piper). How? Russell . T. Deviant clutching at straws while hanging off a cliff with one hand. Why? No sod knows. The most ridiculous scene in the show’s history (apart from the vile Tennant/Gayblack ‘bi-regeneration’ and the black woman ‘future Doctor’). The meaning and what happens next? Well, err nothing. According to the BBC, Piper’s appearance was just a ‘red herring’. In other words, it was a total cock up and a very bad and unprofessional idea. It still stinks like a Paki’s Y-Fronts cooked in days old chip fat.

Russell .T. Depraved went out of his way to destroy the series, wreck the character, and alienate and insult all the fans who have been with the series since the beginning (Davies basically told old school fans to fuck off). So, with tha fat Welsh poof crawling back under his rock (thank Gawd) and the ‘Beeb’ bringnig the series to a halt, it looks like the show has been brought to an end.

If they start from scratch, with new decent writers and a good and charismatic actor, the series may yet re-appear. But, woke insanity and inclusive gender, race and poof agendas have killed it. It was only matter of time, showing such arrogance and disregard for your fan base can only have one outcome. And also, nobody likes shit hanging about for long. It just stinks the place out and attracts flies. Eventually it has to get flushed away.

bbc

Nominated by Norman.

Removing historical figures from UK Banknotes

 

is a cunt.

I feel like I’m the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldn’t we have had both national heroes and animals? There’s plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked.

Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…

bbcnews

Nominated by Angryman.

Count Binface

 

is a cunt.

This unfunny Cunt – sorry Count -has been “entertaining” at election nights for a number of years now. Unfortunately his lack of success now has him held up by the CONservatives, LIEbour, Lib Dems (ha, ah, ha) and Greens (Fuck Off .. really? Yes really, just Fuck Off!) as a hero of democracy:

Maybe Binface will beat Farage. If so, it will be exactly what the Mother-fucker of all Parliaments deserves. A cunt with a bin on his head sitting on the green benches.

Fuck right off.

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

See It Say It Sorted and Our BBC (153)

 

is a cunt.

Unfortunate enough to have travelled in Modern Britain by train at any time in the past decade ?

Then you may have noticed the British Transport Police advert “See It Say It Sorted”…perhaps to help prevent terrorism or violent crime.

The lady in the linked article has been left disappointed after being molested by some mysterious assailants on a train in London..

I know what I thought,yes dear friends,£10,000 says it was blek cunts or possibly sand wøgs.

However it’s necessary of course to plough through the article for clues..but at last:

“The videos Esme posted after being sexually assaulted the second time exploded online. At the time of writing they have had more than 500,000 views, and messages have poured in from people sharing similar experiences.

“Some people get it wrong in the comments – they try blaming me for the fact that it happened, or they leave racist comments about the attackers,” she says. “But I want to make it clear – this could happen to anyone.”

Yes it could,normally a single female is assaulted by a nignóg or some sort of foreign mess and jolly good luck to anyone trying to ascertain such info from our splendid public broadcaster.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Parking Stanleys with the intellectual capacity of a walnut

 

are cunts.

Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.

abc news

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.