is a cunt.

I feel like I’m the only one concerned about this. Replacing our national heroes with wildlife. Everyone glosses over it and laughs but it hints at something more sinister. Why couldn’t we have had both national heroes and animals? There’s plenty of space. Why not include heroes from ethnic backgrounds if that is the issue? And yes, there are some impressive individuals that are overlooked.

Interesting that the UK seems to be the only country that is doing this…

bbcnews

Nominated by Angryman.

is a cunt.

This unfunny Cunt – sorry Count -has been “entertaining” at election nights for a number of years now. Unfortunately his lack of success now has him held up by the CONservatives, LIEbour, Lib Dems (ha, ah, ha) and Greens (Fuck Off .. really? Yes really, just Fuck Off!) as a hero of democracy:

Maybe Binface will beat Farage. If so, it will be exactly what the Mother-fucker of all Parliaments deserves. A cunt with a bin on his head sitting on the green benches.

Fuck right off.

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

is a cunt.

Unfortunate enough to have travelled in Modern Britain by train at any time in the past decade ?

Then you may have noticed the British Transport Police advert “See It Say It Sorted”…perhaps to help prevent terrorism or violent crime.

The lady in the linked article has been left disappointed after being molested by some mysterious assailants on a train in London..

I know what I thought,yes dear friends,£10,000 says it was blek cunts or possibly sand wøgs.

However it’s necessary of course to plough through the article for clues..but at last:

“The videos Esme posted after being sexually assaulted the second time exploded online. At the time of writing they have had more than 500,000 views, and messages have poured in from people sharing similar experiences.

“Some people get it wrong in the comments – they try blaming me for the fact that it happened, or they leave racist comments about the attackers,” she says. “But I want to make it clear – this could happen to anyone.”

Yes it could,normally a single female is assaulted by a nignóg or some sort of foreign mess and jolly good luck to anyone trying to ascertain such info from our splendid public broadcaster.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

are cunts.

Travelling on the good old 08.21 omnibus from Quetta to Peshawar, it seems a Parking Stanley passenger grew irate because the driver was picking up too many passengers for his liking (or perhaps felt insecure about his sexuality what with travelling on a pink bus) and got into a ruck with the wheelman. Unfortunately for all onboard, our irate passenger decided to grab drives by the neck as he was negotiating a hairpin bend alongside a steep drop and the bus took a nosedive into the ravine killing 40 onboard. Now, we all know that the inhabitants of Pakistan are not known for their burgeoning intellect (Nobel prizes won – zero), but Christ on a pedalo, who is dumb enough to start fighting the driver of their transport on the edge of a cliff?? Too much mumbling from the Quran and not enough common sense taught in the local madrassa. So, get your hooter out of your well thumbed copy of ‘Choir Boy Monthly’ and learn some common dog. But my dear fellow cunters, as most of us know, every cloud has a silver lining, in this case, a little accidental birth control, which goes a long way in my opinion.

abc news

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini, link by Snigger Snigger.

The Home Office has announced plans for those who are granted “refugee status” to repay some of the immense cost of keeping the cunts.

People granted asylum in the UK will be required to pay back around £10,000 towards the cost of their accommodation and support once they start earning, the government has announced.

Adults who have sufficient funds will be asked to pay off the sum over time under new rules included in the upcoming Immigration and Asylum Bill, which will be put before Parliament on Tuesday.

Just wait for the millions to start rolling into the Exchequer…

“The plans will mean migrants working and earning a specific amount will be required to pay back a flat-rate sum, which is expected to be set at £10,000.

The Home Office has not determined how much they would need to earn before making monthly instalments.”

Oh dear.

“The University of Oxford’s Migration Observatory questioned how much money the government would actually be able to recoup through the system, pointing to the low rates of employment and earning among refugees.

Dr Madeleine Sumption said: “In 2023, for example, an estimated 13% of people granted refugee status five years earlier were earning at least £20,000, with the rest either not working or on lower earnings.”

So here we have it,by introducing this ridiculous “get tough” scheme the govt has unwittingly revealed just how workshy and fucking useless all the foreign trash really are.

No doubt the new P.M will make sure it only allies to anyone who earns over his salary.

Fuck off. Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkel Terry.