The 2026 World Cup starts today so a football themed nomination seemed appropriate. Since our seasoned Football Correspondent Norman had another related rant, I figured we’d combine them for a mega rant. Over to you cunters…here we go here we go here we go – NA.

Fans who sing stupid songs are cunts.

Now, I loved the game. Home games and the atmosphere, the away trips with my mates, the ding dongs with rival supporters, the banter and the witty and historical songs.

Now, modern football is like darts. Overstuffed with morons and mongs, with no knowledge of history or tradition. Just attention seeking idiots and phone/social media monkeys.

One thing about these idiots that really gets on my gonads is the ridiculous and pointless songs they sing.

England fans singing ‘Sweet Caroline’ (along with the vomit inducing ‘So good! So good! So good! chav mong chant). What the fuck has an old Neil Diamond tune about Caroline Kennedy (daughter of JFK) got to do with the shower of diversity shit that is the England team? Sheep like cabbages.

And now, Aston Villa fans have taken to singing ‘Don’t Look Back In Anger’.
Now, I have had more than enough of this Oasis dirge. It was done to death when the appeasement – sorry, silly me – the tributes started after the Manchester Arena sandfilth mass murder. So, I am not overfond of it as it is.

However, Villa fans singing it….. What has a song by a known Manchester City supporter got to do with the old Birmingham club? Seeing Villa fans bawling shit lyrics like ‘So, Sally can wait…’ Absolutely stupid and pointless.

And, who knows what totally irrelevant and shit song the England retards will sing at the upcoming World Cup. Will they grunt the tune of the Shite Stripes moron magnet ‘Seven Nation Army’? Or wil they yet again turn the songcraft of Neil Diamond into a chav freak show? Rest assured, it will be nothing whatsoever to do with England or its history.

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Nominated by Norman.

With a second half dominated by this from Norman:

The giddyness and arrogance of England fans. And, of course, the joke that is the England team (and there almost certain failure) are cunts….

As another World Cup looms nearer, the England fans annoy everyone with their hubris and thoughts of a divine right to win the damn thing

Flags all over the place, that shit song by those Baddiel and Skinner cunts, and moronic mongs will be ubiquitous until England get knocked out (which they will).
All that ‘It’s coming home’ shite. England only ever won it the once. When everything fell into place. Swinging London, the Kinks at No,1, a radiant young Queen presenting the trophy, played on our own turf, and a group of great players (Banks, Moore, Bobby and Jack, Stiles, Ball). A true one off, never to be repeated.

The fact that these idiots always use 1966 as a yardstick is a joke. No players since 1990 have even come close. There is nothing wrong with a bit of optimism, but they take it too far and have ideas well above England’s station. This happens at every tournament. Giddyness and ‘It’s coming home’ followed by failure and post mortems.

The so-called ‘Golden Generation’ being the most laughable of the lot. The likes of Terry, Lampard, Rooney, Cole, Rio Ferdicunt, Beckham. Too many big heads, too many huge egos, and way too much debauchery and unprofessionalism. Devils dandruff and roasting Babestation slags does not win a World Cup.

Also, the wimmin taking the thing over was a huge fuck off alarm bell.
All that WAGs bollocks, seeing the pouting vacuous mugs of Cheryl Cole and Skellington Spice everywhere did not help. Whichever manager it was (was it that Sven knobhead or the Tommy Cooper Eyetie look alike?) should have not allowed those wives anywhere near the World Cup camp. Tabloid proximity and off-field distraction – driven by the attention seeking of Cheryl and Skellington also had a severe negative effect.

The thing being, nothing has changed much. The current lot are a bunch of woke lily livered primadonnas. All virtue signaling and knee taking. Playing in a swimming pool with rainbow inflatable unicorns? Can anyone imagine Jack Charlton or Nobby Stiles doing that after an England defeat? These clowns also fucked up big style at Euros 2021. As Gareth’s ‘Three Degrees’ buggered up all of their penalties. Then, Whale Tongue did the same thing in the semi final of the last World Cup.

How anyone can see this lot as heroes is baffling. And, any cunt who genuinely thinks they will win it are insane. Scotland know they are going to get gubbed. Yet the Tartan Army know this and they enjoy themselves. But the England fans seem to think 1966 entitles the England team to a divine win at every tournament. Way too many cock ups to mention.

The re-re-re-re releases of that dreadful song show how many times the giddyness has been deflated and the England team has failed. In 1996, it was ’30 years of hurt’. Now in 2026 it’s ’60 years of hurt’. I wonder, will the song surface again in 2046…. ‘100 years of hurt’?

60 years of hurt? Nah, nothing so meaningful.
60 years of failure. 60 years of shit.

The picture in the link says it all…

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Hi guys, it’s been a while, been busy.
How much of a monumental, iron clad, ocean going, treble cunt is Mark fucking Drakeford, this wizened of fuck has single handedly ruined Wales from lock downs extended, business killing, Senneydd spending,20mph, cycle lane, tourist tax the list is endless, but he pretty much pissed 95% of Wales with the 20 mph bolocks and the main reason for getting liebour kicked the fuck out.
Dipshit Drake is now trying to Blame Wankier Starmer for Wales getting kicked off the boat, don’t get me wrong WanKier is also a cunt of the first water as well as Labour UK and deserved to be excommunicated to fucking Mars, but it was the Sheer ordacity and delution of Drakeford, wanker of the decade calling Steamer out for being a wanker, fucking unbelievable.
Just goes to show how skewed the thinking is with these nutters running to country, honestly I think we would be off with no fucking government, than these fuckwitts

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Nominated by Fuglyucker.

is a cunt.

“Trans Q*eer Tamil immigrant” Q Manivannan who uses they/them pronouns has been elected as an MSP for the Scottish Greens. Just a small problem, the poopjeet freak is here on a student visa which expires later this year and is in the process of securing a visa renewal which will let him serve his full term…….and collect his near £80,000 salary.

We already have foreign-born MPs in Westminster from shitholes like Pakistan and Bangladesh but however distasteful we find it, they are here as a citizen. Call me old-fashioned but no foreigner should hold any position of authority from the PM to members of these glorified parish councils.

Manivannan wasted no time in pushing the Greens anti-western agenda after backing calls for Scottish taxpayers to fund reparations to Palestine. He can’t have been in Scotland very long. Didn’t he know that copper wire was invented by two Scotsmen fighting over a penny? Never mind funding reparations which will undoubtedly go to Hammas for funding more terrorism.

It seems the Green Party brain rot has travelled north and is not just confined to England and Polanski’s bunch of quislings. Lets see how enriched they all feel when they find him shitting in the sink of the gender neutral toilets at Holyrood.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

As the government collapses into internecine warfare the two leading candidates for the top job have declared their undying love for Ursula and the European Union..

“Former Health Secretary Wes Streeting, in his first public appearance since resigning from the cabinet, told an audience in London on Saturday that “leaving the European Union was a catastrophic mistake”…

Burnham stated at Labour’s annual conference last year “I hope in my lifetime I see this country rejoin the European Union.”

It’s seems clear enough that outside of la-la land policies that will never become reality,such as renationalising the utility companies and building millions of council houses,they have no idea about how to govern the country..

So wish instead to rush back into the warm embrace of the EU,where nobody is ever responsible for anything so its just one big jolly for all of them.

A bunch of vacuous lying cunts.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

No doubt many will have heard of Swatch who make cheap plastic watches in funny colours..

In the latest bout of sheeple madness they’ve “collaborated” with the luxury watch brand Audemars Piguet to make some cheap plastic pocket watches worth about a tenner..

However this plastic tat has caught the publics attention..

“Swatch have closed their stores in cities across the UK after hundreds of people queued outside branches eager to buy a new limited watch.

The Swiss firm said it would not open, external its branches in the capital “in light of safety considerations for both our customers and our staff”.

Stores in Birmingham, Cardiff, Glasgow, Liverpool, Manchester and Sheffield will also remain closed.

The firm had been due to launch their new “Royal Pop” pocket watch collaboration with luxury watchmaker Audemars Piguet, with eight models priced from £335.

However the watch has been put on resale online for up to £16,000.”

Fuck off its a plastic fob watch with a cheap movement stuck inside it.

“In the Liverpool One retail area, some shoppers had been camping for two days outside the Paradise Street store.

Merseyside Police said they received a report that “a group of males were acting in an aggressive manner and making threats” outside the shop at about 07:00 BST on Saturday.

“Officers attended and the crowd dispersed shortly afterwards,” a force spokesperson added.”

Dear me the grasping stupidity of the masses is quite astounding.

Perhaps Our New Hero Andy Burnham will be throwing them into the crowds during his by election campaign?

Mass produced Cunts.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry