The dullest cunt on earth, surely?

‘I thought I was talking to Charlie Hunnam and Nicky Byrne online – I handed over £250,000’

Yes, never mind cunts falling off cliffs taking selfies, driving round Iran to meet the locals, living in Afghanistan to educate the locals, smuggling drugs into Asian shitholes etc, here we have the ultimate moron:-
Jennifer Barton who had on-line relationships with the stars who apparently needed money. She sold her house and gave the fuckers £250 000 in total.

I admit that I havent a fucking clue who these ‘stars’ are but she apparently did.
Can any cunter find a more moronic fucker?

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

With nothing on the telly on Sunday night I reluctantly tuned into The Repair Shop.

The programme started with the camp chippy telling the equally queer book repairer that they had to wash their hands for the first visitor.

They were then shown at the sink with soap and water, making a great deal about getting their hands clean.

The first visitor was a Muslim woman clutching a beaten up copy of the Koran.
The 2 repair gays were in awe.
I was surprised that they didn’t perform Sajdar in front of the woman and her book, prostrating themselves on the ground in submission.

They thanked her for honouring them with the Koran and the book guy set about his work.

He had to take the entire thing apart but he explained that he couldn’t write the page numbers on the now disassembled book in easily removed pencil, as it was a sacred scripture.
Instead he had to mark the pages with tiny bits of paper that could not cause any damage.

He eventually finished his work.

When the Muslim woman came to collect the repaired Koran, the book guy told her that he was really upset that he couldn’t read the beautiful scriptures as the book was in Arabic, but he had rejoiced in the holiness of it anyway.

I doubt if he would have been in such reverance had it been a Bible.

According to the link below, the viewers were in awe.
Not this one.
I almost put my foot through the television.

Hello

Nominated by The Artful Cunter.

are cunts.

Quite a fascinating article,highlighting the ferocious recent rise in organised crime and recruitment of children who fall into the mafia lifestyle with apparent ease..

“Justice Minister Gunnar Strommer said the country was in an “emergency situation” and stopping the use of children in criminal networks was a “crucial task” for the government.”

Strommer insisted that the proposal did not amount to a “general lowering of the age of criminal responsibility” and would only apply to the “most serious crimes” such as murder, attempted murder, aggravated bombings, aggravated weapons offences and aggravated rape….

So we can see that these gangs are involving children in the very worst type of crime…but no mention of how this might have come about and Heaven Forbid the nationalities of those involved in this rotten mess..

Here’s the article..

bbcnews

I may have dreamt it but I do recall some persons mentioning the influx of Somalis and Albanians over the past decade or so and the “effect” these foreign types have had on Swedish society.

Thankfully,despite the bombings,rapę and varied mayhem Our BBC failed to mention any of that.

So kind of them to protect us from the truth,in case we find it upsetting.

C u n t s.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

One thing that our much benighted nation will never be short of is a ready supply of total fucking idiots; idiot drivers, and cyclists, idiot demonstrators, idiot football fans, idiot politicians and celebrities, and so on and so forth. Allow me to illustrate.

At about nine pm on 30th December, two (unnamed) walkers in their early 20s had to summon urgent assistance from the Cairngorms Mountain Rescue Team after becoming trapped on rocky terrain in -15c conditions. Reports state that these two intellectual heavyweights set out at six pm (pitch black at this time of year) to climb the 1,300 m. Ben MacDui, wearing jogging bottoms and trainers, and lacking basic equipment such as waterproof clothing, crampons and ice picks.

Unsurprisingly, our two heroes quickly found themselves in serious trouble on steep ground in severe winter conditions, and presumably used a mobile phone to summon urgent assistance. Rescuers arrived to find the two peabrains in considerable distress. The rescue leader commented that the pair would have struggled to survive the night in the freezing conditions.

So what prompts a couple of utterly ill-equipped lads to set off in the pitch black of a freezing Cairngorms winter night to climb up a fucking mountain? Well you tell me; all I can say is that this kind of moronic behaviour isn’t unknown in that part of the world. It certainly ain’t the first time that rescuers have had to turn out to save the necks of some cretins who fancied an amble up in the Scottish mountains in mid-winter, and it won’t be the last.

You’d like to think that these two fucking idiots would at least have the grace to feel embarrassed at their own stupidity, but you have to wonder if the self-awareness is there. Let’s face it, you simply can’t legislate for idiocy.

bbcnews

Nominated by Ron Knee.

James saw a job advertised for the post of Town Clerk for Lymington and Pennington Town Council, so he decided to apply, even though he didn’t match the posted experience required.

The advert stated 10 years experience, a Certificate in Local Council Administration and a relevant degree James has seven years experience, a certificate but no degree. Fair enough, nothing ventured, nothing gained.

He even phoned the retiring Town Clerk claiming it was unfair to ask for 10 years experience. The Clerk advised the council to reconsider the application, which they did, but James was not shortlisted.

Now, most reasonable people would have accepted the decision, but not James. He went to an Employment Tribunal, complaining that he was discriminated against due to his age (29), which made it difficult to have gained 10 years experience.

The Tribunal judge agreed that the other candidates were a better fit, but the Council had failed to demonstrate that 10 years experience was significantly different than, for example, 8 years, and awarded the winging, moaning cunt nearly £3k!

Make it make sense, someone.

MSN.com.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest