Post in thread ‘Labour foreign agricultural aid’ The Farming Forum.

So what the fuck are those cunts in the labour party trying to do to the country, it seems they are on a mission to the fuck up the very people they are supposed to support.
Farmers are getting fucked in the arse by labour all while they spunk millions up the wall for farmers abroad, that’s a major kick in the bollocks for the whole country.

Fucking hell, bring back Sunak, who would have thought Queer Charmer would be so much worse for the country, that’s just the tip of the iceburg, things are going to get much worse…… Cunts of the highest order

Thank god I didn’t vote for these useless cunts

Nominated by : Fuglyucker

Seconded by : Benito Cuntolini

A Manure and slurry soaked cunting for Labour Development Minister Analease Dodds, her of the gurning mush and ironing board body. This utterly brainless haridan has decided it is a good idea to shell out the taxpayers hard earned moola to the tune of 70 million in farming subsidies to the usual grasping leeches that make up our Third World neighbours. As is standard for these grifters, the President of Um Bongo will soon be flying high in one of his many newly purchased Lear Jets at the expense of you and I. The Labour Party appears to be stuffed with naive, intellectually challenged twerps who discuss ideas to waste our money over a glass of fizz and a canope. Wankers. (Wonder what our farmers think?)

The (two surviving) Beatles are still cunts.

Their ‘new’ documentary on Disney Plus (where else?) ‘Beatles 64’ is a load of re-hashed cash-in bollocks.

The already put out “What’s Happening!” was a good Beatles documentary. They should just release it on blu-ray with a bonus disc containing all of the raw footage in SD. If we want the “Ed Sullivan Show” performances, they’re already released them on DVD, and if we want the full Washington D.C. concert, it’s on iTunes.

If that’s not going to happen, “First U.S. Visit” did just fine as a replacement.

Why do people need a re-edit of a re-edit of something that didn’t need to be edited in the first place? To see more pointless talking heads? More celebrity cunts? More Whoopi Goldturd? Two geriatric Beatles reminiscing? Or is it just some way Apple can make money while doing very little work?

Nobody wants this crap, and nobody want the U.S. albums that they have re-released for a fast buck. How about a “Rubber Soul” box? Or “Please Please Me,” “With The Beatles” or any of the other albums they’ve completely ignored?

Oh, but I forgot. ‘But…. But “Beatles ’64” will introduce the Fab Four to a new generation’

Sod off..

Variety.

Nominated by : Norman

This greedy grasping old bag is the daughter of Captain Tom Moore, who, at 100 years of age at the height of the Covid pandemic walked round his garden many many times – an otiose occupation, but a well-meaning gesture which raised millions of pounds for charity.

After his feat he “wrote” or at least dictated a memoir which sold so well, his “charity” (Hannah) amassed £1.5 million pounds for “good causes”, which mainly consisted of refurbishing her back garden. Pausing only to wonder how much I would get if I published my memoirs – a story of my Navy days, being a pornographer and the manager of The Steaming Pussycat Strip Club, Soho, and now a retired dirty old man of many years standing (and crouching, looking through keyholes) – it ought to get at least a £1m before it was pulped.

But back to Mrs Ingram-Moore (I bet the Moore was just tacked on when the charity started). Her and her equally greedy husband have been banned from being charity directors for 8 and 10 years respectively – I assume that is the extent of the “punishment”?. It seems to me this pair could be guilty of fraud, or uttering a forged document or taking a pecuniary advantage. They certainly have no sense of shame or embarrassment, since they are appealing (not to me they aren’t). What a pair of bounders. Oven, Uncle Terry?

Daily Express.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

It appears that the BBC have been harbouring yet another sexual deviant.

Step forward Gregg Wallace.

Allegedly this Hebrew cunt has been kicked off the programme Master Chef for inappropriate sexual behaviour which apparently has been going on for years.

I have never liked him and I can’t understand why he is involved in Master Chef.

He is a fruit and veg salesman and seemingly not very good at it.
His company went bust, owing creditors half a million quid.

His catering career was being the director of a few restaurants.
They went bust as well.
Owing about £150.000.

In fact, his only dealings with catering staff seems to be marrying them.
He is on his forth wife at the moment.

He boasts that he was a football hooligan in the Millwall gang.
I very much doubt it. He is just trying to be a ‘hard man’.
Nobody makes a confession like that unless they want some sort of recognition.

Besides Master Chef, which I have never seen, he also did programmes where he would visit factories and follow the manufacturing process.

It was in these programmes where he demonstrated what an immature cunt he is.
Always shouting, and he has the annoying habit of echoing the answers he gets to his own questions.

“So how many pork pies do you make here every year?”

70 million.

“70 million?”

Yes.

“So you make 70 million pork pies here every year?”

Yes.

“WHOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHH”.

An absolute cunt and a disgrace.
And fuck me side wards, he also has an MBE.

wiki

Nominated by the Artful Cunter.

More money than sense!

According to Justin Sun, proud new owner of 35p worth of banana and duct tape, a snip at £4.9m

“the piece represents a cultural phenomenon that bridges the world’s of art, memes and the cryptocurrency community.”

FecesBook.

Eh? Okay, if you say so.

Whilst you’re in the market for objects d’art, Mr. Sun, can I interest you in a marvelous installation that you would probably describe as” representing the portal by which all humanity enters and exits this world? ”

I describe it as London Bridge!

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest