Fried chiggen is booming on the high street as the traditional Fish and Chip shop is in decline.

Well, there could be a number of reasons for this…

The amount of ‘ethnics’ who now infest every British high street.
And, that includes those who run these takeaway shitholes. As well as the cunts who eat the shit.

Also, thick as mince Gen-Z phone zombies see KFC and other grease traps as modern day shrines.

And, as Fish and Chips are nigh on unaffordable now (a fiver near enough for a small chips and curry!), that doesn’t help either. Prices rocketed during Covid, and they have not come down since then.

However, mongs on Tik Tok and the hordes of dark personae are really to blame for yet another piece of British tradition being eroded away.

As the woman on the BBC site says ‘You can’t go wrong wit da fried chiggen!’

Nominated by Norman with a second helping of take away delights by Unkle Terry below

The Chiggun.

Another heart warming story of our gloriously diversified nations love of fried chiggun.

Printing Mistry informs us that “Sumayyah Zara Sillah’s eyes light up as she takes hold of a takeaway box filled to the brim with strips of golden-coated Nashville-style hot tenders, dripping with sauce.

“I try to be healthy,” says the 19-year-old nursing student, smiling with her order from Leicester takeaway Ragin’ Bird. “But I like it so much.”

This wonderful piece of research should further our understanding of why the paki and wôg are so addicted to The Chiggun.

We can now hopefully intensify the research within the infested ghettos where such delicacies abound…and positively encourage the cunts to eat as much of it as possible.

Dear me what a barrel of greasy trash it all is.

Air fried Oven.

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Emergency Cunting for the Denton and Gorton Green Party of Palestine by election.

Concerns have been raised about what is coyly described as “family voting”,in other words swarms of pakis voting en masse after being told who to vote for.

Concerns were raised by Democracy Volunteers, a group of voluntary election observers who check voting processes are being followed correctly..

“They observed a sample of 545 individuals casting their vote and saw 32 cases of family voting in total, including nine cases in one polling station.”..

That the Greens have sold themselves to the Sand Devíls for short term electoral gain is amusing,but watching the now obvious rise of sectarian foreign power across the country is going to derail the Gravy Train quicker than Rayner drops her g-string.

Everyone knows our “democracy” is tottering from one farce to another and here it is laid bare for all to see (much like Rayners ginger growler)..

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Nominated by Unkle Terry with grave concerns by Jack the cunter.

Un refrigerated coach meat is a cunt, as are other undocumented things crossing the channel but on an island with some of the best meat in the world, be it Scotch beef, Welsh lamb, English swan, who exactly was this warm bus meat intended for?

Certainly can’t imagine those who packed the bus with meat being very keen to eat it or even sell it to their own so it would probably have ended up spinning in kebab shop windows for the drunken market, I wonder if they would even bother adding salt and spices to hide the rancid notes added by its long bus trip.

Of course this coach will be a one off example of customs/border force/welcoming parties/mobile phone and accomodation providers actually intercepting and destroying something.

So who had a kebab at the weekend? Did it taste a bit funny or was it just the home grown scraps, fat, gristle and bone. Did it cause just the right amount of change on the Bristol stool chart or was it straight to level 1?

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

The yin and yang of international tourist drug addiction and an unusual yet pleasing response from the Far East..

“The night before her flight to Japan, Izabel Rose consumed the last of her large stash of ketamine with the genuine intention of having “one last hurrah”.

Daily use of the drug had started to seriously affect her health.

Crying and in pain, she thought she’d hit rock bottom and desperately hoped that during this month-long trip, she’d get clean.

But wait !!

It seems “lessons haven’t been learnt”..

She said: “As soon as I landed in Japan…I was on my phone, trying to source drugs.”

That decision, made in the grip of her ketamine addiction, put her in a Japanese prison for five months.”..

Izzy said she “can’t explain the fear” of finding Japanese police at her hotel door early in the morning, with a warrant to seize her phone and laptop.

She was interrogated for 24 hours and taken to the Osaka Detention Centre where she was prosecuted, and would then spend the following five months in solitary confinement.

For the first month she had a total communication ban, but that was eventually lifted because she fully complied with the prosecution process.

Even then, Izzy was not allowed phone calls. She could only write letters, which would take a month to send and another to receive a reply because they were translated and checked by the Japanese authorities.

So the Japs don’t fuck about then?

On the one hand you have a sobbing middle class English junkie….on the other the Jap police,who don’t give a fuck.

A tricky cunting for sure..junkies are cunts but the Imperial Japanese Army and their government were cunts of historical magnitude…

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

This cunt has “invested” in the illegal immigrant circus and associated Govt Gravy Train,no doubt having identified another way to make millions from flabby idiotically generous govt contracts.

Firms connected to Dr Faisal Maassarani became landlords of Serco hotels in 2022 when asylum applications were almost at a 20-year high.

But soon after a hotel in Seel Street in Liverpool owned by one of the firms was found to be unsuitable, people in one of their Liverpool housing complexes were told they had to move out over “urgent” fire safety issues, unaware that 116 asylum seekers had seemingly been lined up to replace them almost immediately.

It’s most unremarkable in Modern Britain that such treachery and blatant looting is rewarded,hand in hand with complete indifference.

The perfect illustration of the rotten state of public finances,public morals and the total lack of oversight regarding the Quisling cunts our Great Leaders shovel money at.

It all fucking stinks.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry