The BBC [158] Hiring


A bit short but we’ll allow it because you simply couldn’t make this up – NA.

The BBC, this time for employing a hamas/ISIS sympathiser as an AI adviser.

Given this cunt’s history he should have been thrown into chokey or deported years ago. He served five years in prison in Germany for membership of ISIS before he turned up here.

Amongst the myriad of good reasons to cancel your tv licence, if you haven’t already done so, this must be in the top five.

Press Reader.

Nominated by : mystic maven

Silly people putting Foreign Bodies in Rectums

 

are cunts.

I know this sort of thing has always gone on ( people visiting hospital to have improbable objects removed) , but seemingly more so these days .

The list of items is truly mind boggling – one person had to have a wallpaper scraper removed. I cannot even comprehend how it would get up there, never mind removing it. TV remotes are a favourite as well – maybe those incidents are caused by disagreements about what to watch.

It does make amusing reading but also is an indication of intelligence levels decreasing, people having too much time on their hands , and not being able to deal with the terrible scourge of Boredom in a constructive way. Not to mention the time of hospital staff being wasted.

Someone I know told me that , when he was off sick from work and very bored, he stuck a frozen sausage up his arse. The thing then stuck to his back passage and all he could do was walk round and round his flat, until it had melted a bit and could be pulled out. This took quite a while, he said, and he had not felt inclined to ask anyone for help. I said, I hope you did not put it back in the freezer afterwards.

GB news

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

Lisa Nandy (7) and the ITV (7)

 

are cunts.

“Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has said she is “minded to intervene” in the proposed £1.6bn deal for Sky to buy ITV’s media and entertainment division.

Nandy said there were reasonable grounds to believe the deal could affect free expression in the media and the variety of Britain’s news landscape.”

Somewhat ironic? Possibly.

“In a letter to both companies, she said she was minded to order the probe to address public interest considerations including:

The need for free expression of opinion in news media

The need for a range of views in news media across the UK

The need for a range of people controlling the media across the UK

The need for a wide range of programmes to be offered across the UK”

No doubt the chubby little cunt sat in the H of C terrace bar laughing like a drain.

Hypocritical cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Myha’la Herrold and Chantel Sachanna

are cunts.

Myha’la Herrold (she doesn’t like her surname apparently as she is mononymous) is a weapons grade cunt. This 3rd rate actress, who no-one has ever heard of, was given a place on the vastly over hyped Celebrity Chasers, something any celebrity would kill for. What an unknown American actress, I looked her up on Wikipedia and her CV is desperately thin, was doing on the British version of this pretty good TV show God only knows. I guess, having blown the budget on some pretty big names, they needed someone who would work cheap. I am sure most people on here have seen it, so I needn’t go into details, but part of it involves people being voted off by the other contestants. She was voted off early in the proceedings, mainly I suspect, because she was boring and the other cunts on the show couldn’t be arsed with her. Naturally being a woman of colour she has put her demise down to racism and misogyny, despite about half the contestants being black (well it is the BBC after all).

telegraph

There has been a backlash of course, most likely from the BBC, who would be terrified of that sort of thing, so she is back pedalling a bit and says that the racism is unconscious bias.

In case anyone her thinks I am over educated I had to look mononymous up, it means being known by one name.

Nominated by Wanksock.

Trump (12)

 

is a cunt.

The most despicable buffoon who has ever lived.
Friend of Putin, Xi and the haircut from N Korea. Speaks 99% self serving lies. Has no self awareness. Is spiteful and petty.
No friend of civilised countries. Is wrecking the USA. Surrounds himself with arselickers.
God help America. And Europe, Taiwan and anywhere else that upsets the petty orange coiffed cunt.

Many, many references to his childish spats. One below.

bbcnews

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.