Jaskarn Jhaj, looks the picture of your every day “British person” (fuck me that was PC of me) any way, Jhaj was jailed for four years in 2016 for grooming and sexually abusing two schoolgirls aged 15.

Further to this, The Metropolitan Police did not name him, but said: ‘A 39-year-old man is wanted by the Met Police for breaching a Sexual Harm Prevention Order and a breach of a Sex Offenders’ Register notification requirement.

In 2023, he held a fake red carpet scene – hiring 90 children to be his fake ‘fans’.
they were told to pretend to faint as he paraded up and down outside the Odeon Luxe Cinema in Leicester Square.

He was later arrested for breaching a sexual harm prevention order, and was fined £1,500.

Now its a Disney wedding with a 9 year old!

Four people were arrested on Saturday 21/06/25– including the British ‘groom’, the girl’s mother, a 24-year-old Latvian woman who played the sister of the bride, and the 55-year-old Latvian man hired to play the ‘father of the bride’, the tribunal said.

Police were called after a guest playing the father of the groom saw the young bride, with other guests reportedly bursting into tears.

The guest, one of 100 hired extras, claimed that he was paid €12,000 (£10,000) and only realised the age of the ‘bride’ at the last minute.

Now why the fuck you would want to pretend to marry a 9 year old is beyond me, or even think people would want to see this as a social media stunt ditto.

I don’t know about you but The idea of Polish nationality is becoming more and more attractive.

Nominated by: Lord benny

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Well they just keep flooding in don’t they? Those pesky illegal (sorry, ‘irregular’ migrants. Literally by the boat load. The latest word is that they’re even being aided and abetted by Mad Bad Vlad, in an effort to destabilise the country;

The Sun Link

I don’t know about the rest of you, but it’s long been a source of extreme puzzlement to me as to why all these undesireables are SO anxious to get here, so I decided to do a bit of research. Imagine my utter amazement when I learned of all the things we hand out to these grifters (at the taxpayers’ expense naturally). Why, they get accommodation, money, free health and dental care, prescriptions and such. Kids get sent to school. You can get specs. Pregnant women can get a £300 maternity allowance…

How did I find all this out? Well, there’s a bloody government website that actually advertises the fact;

UK Government Link

I’m surprised that they don’t take out full page ads in the papers (in fifty different languages, naturally) while they’re at it, or post up on soshull meeja. Come on over fast as you can. We’ll pay you to come. We’ll pick you up in the Channel and ferry you in, it’s great. We might throw in a mobile phone, a travel pass, even trips out, a free telly licence, driving lessons… To improve your prospects even more, you can easily get some tax and national insurance free folding money by peddling about delivering fast food on the fly, or try a bit of money laundering or drug dealing. You can explore the endless possibilities of going on the rob or committing sexual offences. It’s a land of opportunity. Come one, come all; you can even bring your dog, and we’ll board it for you, no worries;

YouTube Link

And don’t worry your heads about getting sent back. The immigration industry will throw any and every spanner into the works on your behalf. Just tell the tribunal that you’re only thirteen, or that you’ll be punished back home for wanting to wear a dress and call yourself Freda, or that the chicken nuggets are shite back in the old country. It’ll work a fucking treat. Your mates still in France will be able to get here as well, no sweat. Old Sir ‘TwoTierFreeGearNeverHere’ Keir did promise to ‘smash the gangs’, but he couldn’t mash a fucking potato, the lying, hypocritical cunt.

So welcome to good old Blighty. Come and help us turn the country into the very shithole you claim to be escaping from. We’re happy to help.

Nominated by: Ron Knee

The sorry state of the woke underfunded military is a cunt.

In the news today, a couple of “activists” managed to breach the fences at RAF Brize Norton and damage some stuff then also make good their escape.

RAF Brize Norton being almost if not equally important as Lossiemouth and Coningsby where our pitifully small on call fast jet fleet live, without the tankers from Brize Norton our few interceptors dont really have a lot of range so can’t do much intercepting.

Naturally Sir Rodney of bumfoolery was quick to denounce the activists but was no mention of the underfunding and pathetic size of our air force.

If anything, this is hopefully the biggest wake up call possible and they kick their arse into gear and do something about it.

Then again, why would they, The islamic state of the united sheikhdom will only need Toyota Hilux and small arms.

The Guardian Link

I’ll throw this link in too, just for fun as it shows the unsuitability of Starmer for any kind of job.

Telegraph Link

Nominated by: Cunt of the Isles

Seconded by: Lord benny:

RAF regiment motto “Never past the fence” has been changed to “Rarely out the NAAFI” , wankers, mainly because I am jealous of their food that was surprisingly civilised.

Trevor Robinson vs Medway council.

Trevor likes elephants.
Trevor likes waterslides.

So imagine his excitement when he spotted workers dismantling a 20 ft long elephant water slide!

He cleverly bribed them to take it to his house rather than landfill and put it in his back garden.

His stiff neighbours objected but Trevor in his own words was

“over the moon”

He said he planned to invite all the local kids round to slide down it (hed be advised to keep quiet about that)

But the killjoy bastards at medway Council confiscated Trevors elephant and hes launched a challenge to get it back.

Why oh why do these clipboard nazis insist on interfering if Joe public wants to build a possibly dangerous unsupervised or insured water theme park in the back garden?

Nominated by: Miserable Northern cunt

BBC News link provided by: Mingejuice Bottler

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Refugee Footballers are cunts.

These cunts have set up in leafy Dorset and are delighted to be kicking a ball about after throwing their identity papers into The Channel.

I’m sure they’ll soon be featuring prominently on Sky Sports with everyone in the stadium “taking the knee”..

What next? International Refugee Goat Marrying in Tunbridge Wells?

Dear me, what a panto, again..

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Unkle Terry