The BBC (159) as a soothsayer of doom

 

are cunts.

Remember that bloke who used to walk up and down Oxford Street wearing a sandwich board that told us the ‘End is Nigh’? Well he has gone so the BBC has stepped into the breach.

Killer winds, a flunami, power blackouts, winter pressures on the NHS, Burnbum to end the triple lock, far right protests against the ‘small’ boats. The message hasn’t changed, we are all doomed. Mainly old people, obviously, as they are the only one’s who might fall for this shit.

Fuck the BBC. Stop frightening old ladies, you cunts.

Where to start with the links? How about…

bbcnews

bbcnews 2

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

A quote from BBC 5 live brought to us by Unkle Terry below.

“One woman, who spoke to 5 Live anonymously, said she bought “loads and loads” of emergency food – but ended up eating it before it was strictly necessary.

Like others, she wondered if the government was “scaremongering”, adding: “I don’t know but I’ve certainly bought into it.”

Perfect.

The NHS (39)

 

“The family of an 86-year-old grandmother said her “agonising” wait in an emergency department rated by inspectors as one of the worst in England was an “absolute disgrace”.

Joan Jones was left “rolling over in pain” at the A&E department at Royal Albert Edward Infirmary in Wigan, Greater Manchester, her family said.

Her son, Barry Jones, said his mother had suffered a collapsed gallbladder and was in “constant pain” while waiting for treatment. He said it took 30 hours before she was admitted to a ward.”

An unsurprising account of our health “service”,overrun by foreign trash and fat Middle managers.

For sheer cuntishness it must be impossible to surpass the Orwellian double-speak of the same managers when confronted by the inconvenient reality of human suffering..

“In a statement, hospital trust CEO Mary Fleming said she was sorry to hear about the concerns raised by the family.

She said: “We welcome the opportunity to speak with her family directly, understand their concerns and provide any additional support we can.”

Fuck off you condescending sack of shit.

“The situation was unbelievable,” said Barry Jones, 62, from Ashton-in-Makerfield.

“Mum was so tired and weak. Even other people in the waiting room were saying, ‘what’s she doing in here?’.”

An ambulance took Joan Jones from her home in Ashton-on-Makerfield to the hospital in the early hours of Sunday 18 October.

Her son said a nurse told him his mum “wasn’t a priority”.

He continued: “Police were bringing criminals in and they were going straight in to get treatment.

“The whole system is upside down. It’s wrong that those people are getting seen first.”

Barry Jones said after repeatedly asking nursing staff for help, his mum was eventually given a pillow and put on a trolley bed in the corridor.

About 30 hours after arriving at the hospital, Joan Jones was moved onto a ward.”

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These cunts make me sick.

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Rylan Clarke

 

A strong warning. If the photo in this article is used as the picture for the nomination make sure you have a strong brown paper bag, if you have jut eaten.

Mr Clarke is yet another of those talentless camp homosexuals, who litter the BBC with their camp blather. What a pity they were not around in the 1950s when they would have been treated to a term of penal servitude for their exhibitionism.

Clarke, in the week when the BBC are making huge budget cuts, including closing Radio 4 Extra which has all the archival jewels in the crown, has complained about the pay he gets for playing gramophone records on Radio 2 on Saturday afternoons. He made his complaints to his fellow bender, Alan Carr.

Not that many years ago he would have been lucky to get a job on closed circuit hospital radio. What an ungrateful cunt!. He lives off of our charity.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Props in lieu of a personality

 

are a cunt.

I’ll start by quoting this Oirish cunt that insisted on making a ruckus out of the linked non-story ; in relation to some £8 tat necklace of the black, green, white and red variety.

“I am pro-Palestinian. It is a huge part of my oufit. I am always wearing it.”

So. Some palestine bandwagon-riding stupid looking ugly twot was on some fucking property based t.v. show I’ve thankfully never even heard of. Dunno what happens on it, what transpired. But when the episode aired, RTE received a complaint. A single solitary complaint … BY said cunt that (I presume) applied to appear on same, and thusly noticewhore some bit about something to do with her house that would be broadcast on national TV.

Her whinge?

The decision had been made in the editing process to digitally edit-out said tat necklace. And the cunt was so offended she kicked up a stink.

She doesn’t mention spending time on the ground for her ’cause’, nor anything else similar in the article… just the necklace. In the link she says if they told her the thing couldn’t or wouldn’t be aired, she would have ‘refused to take part in the recording’.

Fuck me. May all her problems in life be of such minimal consequence. Still. Now she’s gotten a little extension on her 15 minutes of fame… her ugly mug once more back on RTE, donning necklace AND kaffiyeh props.

Fuck the broadcaster, too, for flip-flopping. Pick a stance and stand by it. Edit it out & tell her to fuck off, or just ignore the fucking thing but don’t ever backtrack. It’s a weak trait.

Cunts like her get way too much leeway. Just for once, I would love to see the likes being asked to explain what they have actually done that made or makes so much as an ounce of fucking real world difference for their ’cause’.

‘ermmm. but .. I wear my necklace’

Insignificance. Personified.

rtr news

Nominated by Cuntemall.

Muh Protein


Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.

From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.

And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.

BBC News? (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm