Israel (5), Netanyahu (2) and the President of Peace himself – Donald J Trump (11)

are cunts.

The Axis of Epstein are now officially knee deep in shit with Iran and are showing no sign of trying to end something they started – something they started illegally.

Boy, those dodgy photos and whatever other evidence of the Donald within those Epstein files must be bad.

For years Israel, more specifically Benjamin fucking Netanyahu, have been desperate to bomb the fuck out of Iran, thus dragging the rest of us into a global, possibly nuclear conflict.

Fortunately, for the civilised world, the US haven’t previously had such an easily manipulated, compromised, complete fucking imbecile in the Oval Office who could be blackmailed in order so as to cave in to the whims of a warmongering psychopath like Netanyahu, up until recently.

This is a “war” that the Americans or state of Israel can’t possibly win.
It will result in the deaths of countless thousands of young American servicemen for a start.
Inevitably, (although hopefully not) followed by some of our own lads or other young European men.

Although we can maybe file this away as another one of those forever wars like in Ukraine.

I would imagine that the Iranian government have been preparing for this attack for many a year and with the help of the Russian and Chinese weapons and intelligence, will retaliate with fair enthusiasm and for as long as they feel like it.

Thanks to this fucking Imbecile and his administration, we are also probably facing a recession that could make 2008 and Covid look like a minor irritation.

This fat fucking buffoon is now telling NATO that he doesn’t need their help either and has probably done more harm to international relations in a few months that could last for another 2 or 3 generations or more.

He’s also laying the manipulation on thick with Kweer Charmer to join in with the party although to give 2TK an ounce of credit for the first time in nearly 12 months of him being PM, he’s reluctant to get involved in this absolute cluster fuck.

The UK will probably swamped with a few million Iranian Shia Muslims over the next year or so that will make the current dinghy crisis look like a trickle.

President of Peace my fucking arse. He’s absolutely no better than the likes of Putin.

Rumours are abound that Netanyahu has croaked it (hopefully)

I have absolutely zero time whatsoever for the religion of peace and I’ve always made my feelings clear on that yet that doesn’t mean we should go around poking the hornets nest that is the Middle East.

Unfortunately however, since 1948 , that is all Israel, aided and abetted by their US lapdogs, have done and we in Western Europe have bore the brunt of the immigration detritus more than most.

Donald “President of Peace” Trump – what were you thinking ?
Thank you for making the world 10 X less stable within 18 months of your second term. You reckless fucking cunt.

And Israel – Fuck off – your 3 generation guilt trip is wearing as thin as the hair on Netanyahu’s head.

I had sympathy for them once but not anymore.

bbcnews

I know this point of view is contrary to a lot of opinion on here but it’s something I needed off my chest.

Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

Our NHS [37]


Manchester NHS Trust sees fit to employ a dietitian who couldn’t identify the digestive tract or what function the gallbladder performs,amongst other minor issues as having no training at all.

Wait for it…

“Ifenyinwa Ndulue-Nonso was sacked in August 2024 after an investigation found she was unable answer basic questions about anatomy or how to help patients manage common conditions.”

Manchester University NHS Foundation Trust, which runs MRI, said no patients had been harmed and it had since “strengthened” its recruitment process…

One would fucking hope so.

“Critical care dietetic clinical lead Lorna Haywood, told a senior colleague she believed Ndulue-Nonso “did not know the fundamentals of dietetics such as medical conditions, biochemistry and medications”.

What a mess,certainly not Carry On Doctor

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Meghan’s Mock Raspberry Jam


Apparently Princess Spakly’s new product is not thick enough to qualify as actual jam, so it is labelled as spread. In an interview on an episode of her universally acclaimed TV series, she explained:

“Technically, it can’t be called jam because jam is equal parts sugar and fruit. I just don’t think you can taste the fruit that way.”

The runny stuff flew off the virtual shelves the moment it went on sale at around a tenner a jar. Gastronomes are united in their view that sultry Meghan (former star of the hit US TV show “Shits”) is a genius who has single-handedly saved us from that stuff sold by the racist Wollygogs.

Read all about how wonderful it is right here:

Today.com

Buy some you cunts, or the Ginger Prince gets it.

PS Why not try some on your Chiggun?

Nominated by : Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

Claudia Winkleman [7]


Yahoo News.

CH4s new ‘star’ signing to it’s already shit Crufts presenting team of Claire ‘horseface’ Balding and Radzi Khuwungathumpa (mop headed wanker)

Where do I start with this Uber Cunt ?

1. Get your fucking fringe cut so you can see where you going without constantly shaking your head to get it out of your eyes.

2. Eat a sandwich you boney cow.

3. Wash some of the 12 layers of orange foundation of your clock. (Are you David Dickinsons love child)

4. What the fuck are you wearing ? ? ? You’re a 54 year old with 3 kids – Why are you dressed in a Black Top, trousers and Boots all 2 sizes too big. You are not a 14 yr old Goth FFS.

5. Stop grinning like a fucking moron.

Claudia comes from the ‘trying too fucking hard’ school of tv presenting. Grinning, open mouthed, zany, “I’m having a great time – this is the best thing ever” – No you’re not. You’re being paid a £riddiculous amount of money to act like a cunt.

No acting needed – you are a fucking cunt.

Nominated by : Lord_of_the_Rings

Lewis Capaldi [4]


I am sick to death of this cunt. Sick to the back bloody teeth.

His ubiquity on the radio is beginning to grate on both my ears and my nerves.
The shite stations they have on at certain NHS establishments I have to frequent make sure I cannot escape this bastard.

His songs – for want of a better word – are dog turd of the highest order. First of all, someone should tell this fat fucking cunt that shouting is not – repeat not – singing. He sounds like a strangulated parrot with a megaphone. And, as for his lyrics. Listen to this corker…

‘I swear to God, I’ll survive
If it kills me to.’

Errr…. If it kills you, you won’t survive, will you? Fucking stupid inept fat cunt.

‘I’m gonna get up and try
If it’s the last thing I do.’

Again, if it’s the last thing you do, you will not be surviving anything. Is there a brain in that head of lard, supported by those 30 chins?

Not only is it excruciating shouting, it is shouting words that are absolute crap.

And, I am sick of hearing the useless talentless squawking fat fucker.

Link here: YouTube.

Nominated by : Norman