The introduction of breaks mid game to appease believers of any religion is a downwards sliding cunt.

While I have no interest in football or religion at all theres a few on here take an interest in both.

Quite simply put, if you can’t commit to playing a 90 minute game with a set start time then fuck off, you have no place in said game.

Over the years there’s been plenty of examples of players in countless sports who would not play on certain days by choice, generally Sunday for here.

Sometimes to the detriment of the team but they made that choice and stuck to it religiously, no demands made about moving fixtures, no fuss made.

Having made the choice to not eat is entirely on the player, having the freedom of mind to question why some old book which may or may not have been written by someone off their face on jimson weed says they should skip eating should also be within the players capabilities but seems not, they would rather band together and push for interruptions to a non religious game based on ridiculous beliefs thus inflicting upon and normalising it to the young impressionable fans.

Fuck right off and keep sport pure.

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Nominated by Cunt of the Isles.

Mr. Hodibert is a 62 year old HGV driver who, in 2022, took a compulsory eye test that he required to retain his HGV licence.

Unfortunately, he failed part of the test and the DVLA revoked his HGV licence. He subsequently regained it following a test done by a consultant ophthalmologist.

However, poor Mr. Hodibert was so shocked by the loss of his livelihood that it affected his mental health so severely he doesn’t know when, or even if, he will ever be able to work again.

Naturally, he is now suing the original opticians for £200+k.

Who are these charletans? Specsavers!

Now, if you want to get reading glasses, there’s nothing wrong with Specsavers, but for something as important as retaining your HGV licence? Really?

That alone, in my opinion, makes him a cunt.

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Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

I see that a new adaptation of Wuthering Heights is out..

Well they’ve wasted their time and money because here’s a real life romanitical tragedy of truly Shakespearean proportions,Rae and Barry.

“Rae began speaking to Barry last year after the end of a difficult divorce. She was unfit and unhappy and turned to ChatGPT for advice on diet, supplements and skincare. She had no idea she would fall in love.

Barry is a chatbot. He lives on an old model of ChatGPT, one that its owners OpenAI announced it would retire on 13 February”..

Words almost fail me for the sheer level of cuntish lunacy involved here.

But let us wish Barry well,he’s been switched off so won’t get bollockéd for forgetting to put the grey bin out again.

R2-D2 Oven

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

How the fuck does this boil on the arse of democracy survive? It is the very embodiment of and justification for class division. How can anyone claim in all sincerity that we live in a democracy when the head of state holds the job because he is the eldest sprog of the previous holder of the office? Qualifications required? Just keep fucking breathing. Mad as a March hare? No problem. George III was puddled and kept the job. Supporters of monarchy claim they bring in revenue. Do me a favour. When Americans come here it’s for the castles and the history, most of which they share with us.You think they come here hoping for a glimpse of Big Ears? Get real. That’s for the birds, or as they might say, tell it to the marines. Realistic estimates for what the parasites cost us exceed £500,000,000 per annum. The income from the duchies of Lancaster and Cornwall go straight in their back pockets and unlike the plebs they don’t bother paying all the tax that should be due. The most specious argument put forward by their supporters is that an elected president could be some cunt. The most popular example used is; “How would you like a president T. Blair?” Two points; First,how would the cunt get elected? Second and more importantly, if he was we could vote him out of office.

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Nominated by Aufurbrain.

are a cunt. Don’t know could be worse, see above C.A.

Has anybody else noticed how inadequate toilets are nowadays? Thomas Crapper must be rolling in his grave.

This is a technology that they perfected in the Victorian age, and yet we seem to have gone backwards. The old ones had a a flush like Victoria Falls. Lay down the law, pull the chain, and off you go. Job done.

The new ones have these pathetic little cisterns that are incapable of flushing a log properly. All in the name of “saving water” no doubt. Except… it doesn’t save water. Instead of one flush involving ~9 litres of water, I am having to do two or three flushes involving 6 litres each. Because the other factor is that they have stupid designs that try to help the insufficient amount of water.

Wasting my time… waiting for the stupid little tank to fill up. Then flush again… sometimes having to flush a third time. Plus needing to use more bleach.

It wastes water, it is worse for the environment, it wastes my time and it pisses me off.

Doesn’t this seem to sum up modern life? There has been this unmistakable sense of degeneration in all areas, under the dead hand of this bureaucracy we labour under. With its endless, unnecessary meddling that just makes everything worse and spoils our quality of life.

Quite why we need to save water in these rain soaked isles is beyond me, although I suspect it is something to do with us having too many unwelcome guests using the limited infrastructure. Another form of sewage we seem incapable of dispatching…

No doubt the manufacturers of these awful products lobbied the usual corrupt alcoholics, sorry commisioners, in Brussels. Wining and dining, brown paper envelope and… voila! The European Parliament is asked to rubber stamp EU Directive 4639854002 “Water Resources Regulation”… ostensibly intended to save water and protect the environment. What really happens is something quite different.

Just imagine what this grubby process does across hundreds of thousands of products, processes and services, most of which you are completely unfamiliar with. Misallocating resources, driving up complication, slowly strangling our civilization and ruining our lives.

Everyday life has been turned into a kind of Orwellian black comedy. As we stand there, in the smelly room, spending what remains of our time on this earth, trying to flush a turd. We are being mocked. The fact that they offer two buttons, as if to suggest that we have a meaningful choice, only adds to the communist humour. Who the hell would want half of a weak flush?

Of course you get these penny pinching imbeciles who are desperate to save 14 pence a year, but unless you’re willing to have piss and shit sitting in the pan 24/7, the new toilets aren’t going to help.

Anyway, I suppose I ought to find a link to support this, before returning to the WC to finish off that flush job I started earlier… easier said than done as the useless media outlets seem oblivious. Will this AI summary do?

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Nominated by Sir Foxtrot Oscar.