”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Don’t all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Gays (and other members of the alphabet mafia) supporting Hamas and the ‘Palestinians’ must be the dumbest of dumb cunts on Earth. And that’s on a planet that includes transgender activists, Young Earth Creationists and Liverpool supporters.
Hamas, and the hellhole they have created in Gaza, are everything the modern, posh, ultra-privileged, pseudo-left claims to hate. Hamas has created a racist, misogynistic, homophobic, transphobic (pfft), theocratic police state. Their hatred is not of Israelis but of Jews – see Article 7 of the Hamas Charter. Women are barely second class citizens whilst gaylords can be killed for simply exisiting. There has not been an election in Gaza since 2006 and any protests against Hamas, its fascist ideology or its kleptocratic leadership are brutally crushed.
The obsessive media interest in this tiny corner of one of the most benighted places on Earth is a mystery to me. It’s hard not to think that it is because it involves Jews, the pseudo-left’s main hate group. Let the record show that I simply don’t give a fuck whether one group of religious savages slaughters another. But then I don’t spend all day online spouting racist bile against a tiny minority threatened by a fascist organisation that stands for everything I claim to hate. Get fucked.
I know tendentious comparisons to Nazi Germany are all the rage for time-rich, braincell-poor fuckwits on the internet who compare the wankers in Gaza with the victims in the death camps. Since 2005, the population of Gaza has increased by 50%. Some genocide. I am unaware of a baby boom in Auschwitz. Anyway, to paraphrase Rudolf Hess at the end of Leni Riefenstahl’s The Triumph of the Will – “Hamas is Gaza and Gaza is Hamas.”
Nominated by : Emperor of East Anglia
EMERGENCY CUNTING 🚨
India and Pakistan are at each others throats, not that I care a jot about that – unless the nuclear option happens. I’m more concerned that we have 1.6 million Pakistanis and 1.9 million Indians in the U.K. (that’s two big city’s worth – needs a cunting in itself that one) and how long before:
A) we have the predicted blood on our streets, in schools etc.
B) ‘Passport Britains’ go off to get involved and are either captured, hurt or injured causing our weak PM no end of him posturing and getting us embroiled in it all. Not to mention there would, again, be riots on our streets. Diversity is our strength, or so we are told.
Nominated by : Fortress Cuntimus
Some buck-tooth’d up-and-coming actress threw a hissy fit because Saturday Night Live did a sketch mocking her grinders. Relax darling, it’s only humour.
Apparently, the sabre-toothed thespian is a northern bird so you’d expect her to be a bit less sensitive. She probably scored the job with a reacharound and half a bag of chips. “Eee, fookin’ vinegaa, ya bastid”. The producer probably turned down a bj after seeing those tin-openers.
Fancy going into the entertainment industry and being so snowflakey.
Chill out, beaver gnashers. You’ll be back on Corrie soon, “Eee, fookin’ ell, ah woz on a yank comeh-dehh show once yur knorr, an’ it were proper bangin”too.”
Nominated by : Captain Magnanimous
HBO have confirmed the casting of Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the (very loose) adaptation of Harry Potter. Fan-fucking-tastic. So much for sticking rigidly to the books and trying to wash out the bad taste of those (mostly) god-awful movies from the 2000s.
Putting aside the race issue entirely, this guy was also a model! Snape was clearly described as being an ugly, greasy haired, neckbeard.
His race is going to cause problems whatever way you spin it. It’s another blatant slap in the face to white people but consider this, harry constantly accuses him of being a mistrustful traitor, the character is bullied by a bunch of privileged white kids in his youth, strung up on a tree, the girl he loves ditches his ass for a rich white guy, he joins the wizarding ku-klux-klan and gets white people killed because he can’t handle rejection. Smartly thinking HBO. You reap what you sow.
Of course the casting is deliberate just to piss everyone off, we know it and we expect it. So my nomination goes this cunt Essiedu himself for accepting the role and ruining any chance of redemption for JK Rowling and her one worthwhile product.
Oh and Hermione will definitely be black and all the white kids will want to rape her after reading Andrew Tate propaganda in their owl post.
Nominated by Cunt Dracula.