are a cunts for cunts.

common isn’t it?
if your kids/ grandkids have a trampoline in the garden then they probably also have nits.

As well as screaming hey we’re chavvy as fuck
they’re dangerous.

100,000 accidents in A&E are tramp-o-line related.
I’m not arsed about that,
find it funny,
no, I’m concerned with how
‘council estate ‘ it is.

plant a tasteful flower bed
have a pond and water feature
show some taste.
Let little Teagan and Chardonnay burn off their ADHD in some state sponsored kids gym.

ps dont get me started on bouncy castles.
vulgar.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

A woman who complained that her stainless steel sink was rusting after having had it for only 11 months has said she was “staggered” when she was told to keep it dry.

Alison Theaker, from Kingsbridge, Devon, bought a new kitchen from furniture retailer Ikea in February 2025.

She said the sink in her utility room had developed rust spots, so she complained and was told it “down to general wear and tear”, as well as “clearly a case of excess moisture” and she should “keep the sink dry”.

Very good.

She said: “I queried how I was expected to avoid excess moisture on a sink” and “the person got back to me and said that I needed to keep the sink dry”.

“When I queried how this was possible, she cut me off,” she said.

Peak good old fashioned British customer service..

Call me somewhat cynical but I suspect all Chinese steel is by no means stainless,and probably not steel to begin with.

Let’s all hope Alison’s replacement sink remains pristine and rust free.

Otherwise she’s fucked.

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Nomination by Unkle Terry Link by C.A.

A more rotund lady for those who like fatties. C.A.

are cunts.

The Chairman,
Marks & Spencer plc,
London W1

Dear Sir,

It has come to my attention that your erstwhile august institution has started selling ladies’ unmentionables with a slit in the front. I am informed that this is to permit the interpolation of a gentleman’s pintle into the lady’s monosyllable without the need to remove said lady’s bloomers..

As loyal M&S customers, I wish to inform you that my good lady wife and I have never partaken of such lascivious behaviour, nor do we wish to start now. Who are these undergarments aimed at – your customer base or Mrs Price and Mrs Rayner?

In the past my good lady wife’s St Michael drawers gave her much-needed relief from a chill on her kidneys, and when the elastic finally succumbed we used them as windfall catchers underneath our apple tree. Your latest offering wouldn’t catch an acorn.

If you do not return to selling undergarments of their former quality we will be taking our business elsewhere.

Faithfully yours,

Disgusted,
Tunbridge Wells

telegraph

Nominated by Geordie Twatt.

is a cunt.

Lament for Veronique and wife Amy who’ve recently bought a house near a big tip and don’t like the smell..

“Veronique said she had seen waste piling up from her bedroom window. She added: “It was over the house, like from our bedroom we could see rubbish.

“It’s gross, it’s disgusting. It gets to your throat, makes you gag, you cannot stay out, you don’t want to be there.”

Tiffany Jarvis, of North Grove, has lived next to the landfill for 22 years but said in recent years, the nuisance from the smell had become intolerable.

She said: “It’s just violent on the nose, sore throat because of it constantly. It’s a rubbishy rotting vegetation, rotting meat.

“Every morning waking up literally feeling sick, massive headaches because the smell is just atrocious.”

Nobody wants to buy this home so now I’m trapped. I’m trapped in a cesspool of a village,” she added.

A cesspool indeed and the local MP recommends the tip should “be a better neighbour”..

That’ll sort it.

Weep for Veronique.

Weep I say.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Were/are cunts.

“A safeguarding review into the death of a 15-year-old boy who was stabbed in south-east London has highlighted failings in the way agencies worked together, despite repeated warnings from his mother as he was groomed further into drug dealing.”

Groomed eh?

Jodian Taylor said concerns she raised about her son Daejaun Campbell’s safety were not adequately acted upon and that there was a lack of communication between services.

Speaking after the report’s publication, she told the BBC: “I feel a lot of shame, guilt, regret surrounding this, and I don’t think it’s fair that it’s only me that suffers that.”

“The review, published by the Greenwich Safeguarding Children Partnership (GSCP), found Taylor repeatedly raised concerns with professionals about Campbell’s welfare between February and September 2024, including fears about knife possession, criminal exploitation and suspected drug dealing.”

The boy was a drug mule,end of sob story…”A number of key incidents were highlighted in the report, including Daejaun going missing and being arrested on several occasions.”….”After Daejaun’s death, pictures came to light of him holding cash and drugs”.

The cunt was set out on a life as a drug dealer,a huge waste of time and money for the silly normal people who work and pay all manner of taxes to fund the police,social services,hospitals and all manner of local services that are routinely abused by nasty feral trash.

“Collective failings” ?

Fuck off.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.