Where the fuck has this sudden obsession come from? Everything on the shelves blasting this much protein that much protein. Grab a slab of protein to go. It’s like the new Veganism, except it involves eating dead animals, which makes it ten trillion times better. But it’s still annoying as fuck.

From what I can see, it’s targeted at broccoli-haired ‘bros’ wearing lurex tops to show off their muscle tits and biceps done on 24/7 reps at ‘the gym’, the gym being their entire personality. ‘Gotta hit muh protein bro’, meaning got to stuff tons of ultra-processed ‘animal’ shit down their gullets from the likes of MuckDs.

And you just know these self-regarding ubermensch are the ones that do a shitty 9-5, 2 hours in the gym, then home via plastic takeaway ‘protein’ crap, and ‘Netflix and chill’ with woke propaganda destroying their brains until bedtime, before getting up and doing it all again the next day. And never voting because politics is ‘lame’.

BBC News? (Link provided by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm

The Froggy riots need a cunting.

It’s all down to bad conditions in the schools they say. Meanwhile, historic buildings go up in flame 🔥 and the Palawhinean shit rag is waved by the looting darkeys and sand rats.

Professional whiner Greta Thunderknickers even turned up for a while.

The left wing unwashed also join in and wine shops get looted, mind I’ll bet if there’s a Froggy cobbler selling work boots I’ll bet his shop will be left alone.

No idea where Macron is, probably getting a pegging off the other Mr Macron. Sorry Mrs Macron, she’s got previous for sueing folk and getting handy with her fists, just as Mr Macron(the limp wristed one that is)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

With a second kicking provided by Herman Jelmet:

I’d like to quickly second this nom please with a link.

Breitbart.

Yes that’s right. It would appear that Emmanuel Micropenis and his elderly husband were attending a pop concert featuring anorexic warbler Celine Dion the other night..

I wonder if she sang them her 90s worldwide number one hit “Think Twice”?

🎶 Ahmed think twice before you torch that church and my memories
Oh Ahmed thiiiiiiiinnnnk twice 🎶

A bit short but we’ll allow it because you simply couldn’t make this up – NA.

The BBC, this time for employing a hamas/ISIS sympathiser as an AI adviser.

Given this cunt’s history he should have been thrown into chokey or deported years ago. He served five years in prison in Germany for membership of ISIS before he turned up here.

Amongst the myriad of good reasons to cancel your tv licence, if you haven’t already done so, this must be in the top five.

Press Reader.

Nominated by : mystic maven

are cunts.

I know this sort of thing has always gone on ( people visiting hospital to have improbable objects removed) , but seemingly more so these days .

The list of items is truly mind boggling – one person had to have a wallpaper scraper removed. I cannot even comprehend how it would get up there, never mind removing it. TV remotes are a favourite as well – maybe those incidents are caused by disagreements about what to watch.

It does make amusing reading but also is an indication of intelligence levels decreasing, people having too much time on their hands , and not being able to deal with the terrible scourge of Boredom in a constructive way. Not to mention the time of hospital staff being wasted.

Someone I know told me that , when he was off sick from work and very bored, he stuck a frozen sausage up his arse. The thing then stuck to his back passage and all he could do was walk round and round his flat, until it had melted a bit and could be pulled out. This took quite a while, he said, and he had not felt inclined to ask anyone for help. I said, I hope you did not put it back in the freezer afterwards.

GB news

Nominated by Mary Hinge.

are cunts.

“Culture Secretary Lisa Nandy has said she is “minded to intervene” in the proposed £1.6bn deal for Sky to buy ITV’s media and entertainment division.

Nandy said there were reasonable grounds to believe the deal could affect free expression in the media and the variety of Britain’s news landscape.”

Somewhat ironic? Possibly.

“In a letter to both companies, she said she was minded to order the probe to address public interest considerations including:

The need for free expression of opinion in news media

The need for a range of views in news media across the UK

The need for a range of people controlling the media across the UK

The need for a wide range of programmes to be offered across the UK”

No doubt the chubby little cunt sat in the H of C terrace bar laughing like a drain.

Hypocritical cunt.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.