Eddie Izzard (11)

 

is a cunt

This is really a double cunting, not just for the mixed up old man HIMself, and the Daily Mail, who insists on calling this quare freak “she”. Clearly miffed that HE never became one of Kweer’s mincers, the publicity machine for the old pantomime Dame has shuddered into life again, to let us know that at 64 HE wants to have children, and also to descend to pathos by telling us how lonely HE was at boarding school (that explains a lot!) and the death of HIS mother when HE was a lad.

We have heard it all before. Eddie nobody loves a fairy when HE is 40, and you are a quarter of a century past that.

If this thing was allowed to have a child, it would be the most egregious case of child abuse. Apart from the fact the old bugger would be 80 or over when the unfortunate child hits it’s teenage years, and would be an unpaid carer to this old toilet per*ert, he or she would have for a father a mixed up old MAN who thinks it is a woman. Just imagine the child’s life at school with all the bullying because of this elderly freak show,

There must be a firm NO to HIM if he tries itl. I think chemical castration would be best for it. HE is a vile creature and the Daily Mail should not be encouraging HIM in his quare fantasies. Just imagine if HE got both HIS wishes and became an M,P, and a “mother”. Apart from the adult offspring spending years in psychotherapy, HE would doubtless do a Stella Creasy and breastfeed in Parliament, with HIS plastic tits.

This country gets more decadent and morally bankrupt by the day.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

Starmer [42], Brown [21] & Harman (The Three Stooges)


Given it’s all kicking off at the moment, it felt right to schedule this now. Fill yer boots – NA.

“Starmer has posted on X to say he is pleased to appoint Harriet Harman and Gordon Brown in their new advisory roles.

“As Britain’s longest-serving chancellor, Gordon is well placed to work with our international allies to build a stronger Britain and boost our country’s security and resilience,” he says.

He calls Harman a “strong advocate for women and girls” and says he will work with her to tackle “structural misogyny”.

“I know she will deliver greater opportunity for women in public life,” he says.

Outstanding!!

Just drubbed in the local elections,open rebellion amongst his party and union paymasters…what to do?

I’ll fetch two has-been deluded cunts back that’ll sort it.

A Labour MP says: “Not sure voters in Wigan, Wandsworth, Salford or Sunderland voted Reform because they thought we needed more advisers from a different era of Labour politics. I think this shows that Keir doesn’t even understand the problem, never mind the solution.”

Oh dear what a bag of rats.

Oven.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Thou shalt not…smoke, because we say so

 

The best way to stop smoking is to never start. However, just in case our wonderful Government has taken that burden off the shoulders of anyone who turns 18 on or after 1/1/2009 by passing a law making it illegal for them to purchase tobacco.

Of course, no one has ever bought anything ever that they weren’t old enough to buy, not ever. Be interesting to see how that’s going to be policed.

This also raises the question of how the loss of revenue, increasing year on year, from sales of tobacco will be balanced out. By savings for our NHS who would be treating fewer and fewer folk for smoking related illnesses? That’s a very long term prospect and I can’t be bothered to crunch numbers.

In the short term, some of the revenue will be clawed back by taxing vape devices and products, which is ironic as vaping was lauded as the answer to quitting tobacco and, at one time, your GP could prescribe them FOC, along with nicotine patches and gum, to help you quit the evil weed.
I’ll add another link separately about vape tax.

As a footnote, I have been a 20 a day smoker from the age of 15, and I’m 72 now. I cut down to 10/12 simply because cigarettes are unbelievably expensive.

However, I have been advised, strongly, to stop for medical reasons, I won’t go into detail, but I’m proud to say that I have not had a cigarette since 13:00 on 16th April, and I don’t want one, either. However, I do love my new vape, or crack pipe as the Berserker calls it. I am allowed to vape, btw.

bbcnews

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Pure evil and the civilised response to it


is a cunt.

I happened upon this depravity and wish I had not.

I’m not sure if this nomination will be published as its so foul but also the trial may still be ongoing..

Two men adopted a child then subjected it to depraved abuse which caused the infant to die.

The details are in the link I won’t repeat them here.

The nomination is not specifically about this wretched case but more about how a country looks upon depravity, tries to contain it, sanitise it by legal process perhaps then try to hand down suitable punishment.

I’m not confident that we can appropriately deal with any such evil,it’s uncertain if those with legal authority still understand the necessity to crush the wicked,so as to reassure the public that an iron fist will hammer flat those who are no more than human garbage.

We are too civilised for our own good.

bbcnews

Oven

Nominated by Unkle Terry

Inflateable Dolls.

 

are cunts.

Inflatable dolls are typically marketed as low-cost party novelties rather than functional products.

These items are defined by their disposable nature and frequently fail to meet basic consumer expectations regarding durability and appearance.

Here are some common defects and issues which I have personally encountered …

Structural Failures: “Dead on Arrival” products that leak air immediately due to pinholes or failed heat-seals.

Weak Seams: Because the vinyl is thin, the seams often split under the slightest pressure, making the doll impossible to keep inflated.

Misleading Proportions: While advertised as “life-sized,” many cheap models are significantly smaller (often only 4–5 feet tall) and have distorted, cartoonish features.

Strong Chemical Odours: Budget dolls are often made from low-grade PVC that emits a strong, unpleasant plastic smell (off-gassing) that can persist for days.

They typically use very thin vinyl (under 0.2mm), which is easily punctured and loses its shape quickly.

Basic Valves: Most use “pinch valves” (like cheap beach balls) that are prone to popping open or leaking air slowly over a few hours.

Mass Production: Lack of quality control means a high percentage of units leave the factory with manufacturing defects.

I am sick of buying bicycle repair kits.

Waste of fucking money.

I`m off to have a wank.

ebay

Nominated by sņigger-sņigger.