Nigerian Politics

 

are a cunt.

Everyone knows Nigerians are corrupt cunts. From backstreet diploma factories in Lagos to the infamous Nigerian prince lottery scam they are legendary in their dishonesty.

Bearing that in mind I give you one Mahmoud Sadis Buba. Buba has had to withdraw from a legislative race for a seat in the National Congress because concerns were raised he was a minor after documents surfaced online showing he was born in 2010 and making him 16 years old and therefore would have been disqualified under Nigerian law. In a brazen attempt to explain his youthful appearance and small stature he claimed he had hereditary dw@rfism despite his lack of gargoyle features and comically stumpy limbs. I bet he wasn’t even asked to wrestle a small dog or grant a wish to prove it.

I have to admire the brass neck of the little cunt to be honest. To claim you are 30 years old but look like a 1970’s Gary Coleman as having dw@rfism really does show the duplicitous cunning politicians are renowned for. When I was 16 I was hoping my bumfluff tache would be enough to fool the local off-license and not running for political office.

Daily Times

Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Birmingham City Council (5)

 

are cunts.

The Council adopted a Clean Air Zone policy to drum up some more cash in 2021.

Wait for it…its fined itself overnon-compliant vehicles in Birmingham’s fleet have triggered 3,262 daily charges and fines at a total cost of £472,253.

A bankrupt Council that has had a bin strike for over a year is keeping its pen pushers busy paying fines to itself.

No doubt this is the sort of “business growth” that gets Rachel’s knickers damp and is a perfect example of Modern Britain regulating,taxing and form filling itself into a basket case..

The mad commie cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Bristol pixie Carla Denyer

 

is a cunt.

Please, everyone spare a prayer for the Bristol pixie Carla Denyer.

She has had to take a leave of absence, on doctor’s orders.. for, wait for it burnout!!
She is a big cheerleader for fake illegal immigrants, so maybe one of those so called doctors wrote her a note..

Filling out expenses forms can be tiring, that’s probably why she has nine!! Yes nine assistants..

Maybe if the job is still that tough with all that help, you should step down..
Not when the taxpayers will pick up the bill for your extended summer holiday..

Maybe she can spend her time off toppling statues into the harbour and protesting about Palestinian, with all the other Bristol loons..

Just do your job, or fucking resign…

Carla Denyer to take leave of absence for burnout

google

MP’s expenses.

Nominated by Barry zuckercunt

Black actors shoehorned incorrectly into white roles

 

is a cunt.

Specifically: Lupita Nyong’o, Paapa Essiedu and Jodie Turner-Smith.
Fuck these three pieces of shit.
To wit:
Lupita Nyong’o as ‘Helen of Troy’ in the upcoming Christopher Nolan pretentious wankfest: I’m pretty sure that when Homer envisaged ‘the face that launched a thousand ships’, he didn’t have Bluepeter Umbongo in mind, otherwise he might’ve unwittingly written the first draft of ‘Planet of the Apes’.
Paapa Essiedu as Severus Snape in the upcoming Harry Potter series: when people think of Snape, the image of Alan Rickman is in their mind’s eye, no-one else. Rowling specifically described him as white in the books. It’s going to look pretty funny when James Potter lynches this fuzzy-wuzzy, as happened in the book.
Jodie Turner-Smith as Anne Boleyn, for fuck’s sake!
Nothing more needs to be said about this travesty.
All of these sootıes have had abusive backlash, all of it 100% earned. They must’ve known what the general white consensus would’ve been at the deliberate destruction of our culture and history.
I hope ‘The Odyssey’ fails miserably.

bbcnews

Nominated by Thomas the Cunt engine, link by Unkle Terry.

Dead Pool [391]

Singer Teddie Beverley of British vocal group the Beverley Sisters on the morning of her wedding to dentist Peter Felix at Caxton Hall in London, 14th December 1959. (Photo by Douglas Miller/Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Conratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 390 by picking Teddie Beverley:The last of the famous British trio the Beverley sisters who died today aged 99.Teddie was Born Hazel Pamela Chinnery in 1927 and along with her twin sister Babs and older sister Joy formed a trio that would go on to release over 250 songs and several hit records including I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus and Little Donkey.They did a tour for Queen Elizabeth IIs Golden Jubilee accompanied by Max Bygraves .Joy died in 2015 aged 91 and Babs died in 2018 also aged 91.Teddie Beverley is survived by her daughter and Granddaughter.

On to Dead Pool 391

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.