Mike Myers and Austin Powers

 

That cunt Mike Myers is doing another Austin Powers film.

25 years after the last (and shittest) one. And, they were all shit. Terrible Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In and Our Man Flint rip offs. With terrible gags, product placement, and dire characters, like Fat Bastard and that fucking Mini Me cunt. With the same scenarios and ‘comedy’ routines used for all three films.

The fact that Myers is revisiting this dreadful franchise shows what a failure his career has been. With only a saucy Liz Hurley as the only good thing that was ever in it.

The original films have not aged well, And, I dare say this new one will be as shit as the rest of them. I mean. who is going to be the new Powers babe? William Eilish? Do me a fucking favour. It looks like a bloody goldfish.

For a film series that was tiresome, classless and predictable to begin with, I reckon this new one will make it even worse than it already was.

‘Yeah, Baby. Yeah!’

Fuck off

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Nominated by Norman.

Sheraz Malik

is a cunt.

Convicted of rapę, illegal immigrant, openly hostile, predatory and in the country under a year…

Almost a cliché isn’t it?

A fucking appalling one that is the usual awful and sickening price of the multicultural experiment.

“The trial had heard Malik is an asylum seeker, who was born in Pakistan and lived in France, Germany and Italy before coming to the UK.

A reporting restriction was put in place at Nottingham Crown Court in September last year, preventing any mention of the defendant’s immigration status until the trial had concluded.

The court heard Malik arrived in the UK less than 12 months before the attack, and the sentencing hearing was told his case has not yet been considered.”

We are all in Belfast now..and Machester..and Nottingham to name a few.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry

UK Police In General


The cunts that are Police Scotland have issued a hate crime warning.

The reason for said warning…

BBC News? #1.

A group of weegies turned understandably feral upon learning there was an alleged kiddie fiddler housed in their neighbourhood, the usual pattern ensued, they went out and made some noise on the street, police turned up, the crowd made more noise, some tiktoks were filmed.

Oh and a guy was arrested and charged with raping a woman before being bailed.

BBC News? #2

So naturally, the police response is to issue a warning about hate crimes?!

Cunts.

With the news of Ann Widdecunts death being treated as a murder Devon and Cornwall police seem rather racist in their statement that the arrested chap is a WHITE British male.

The Grauniad.

No regulation statement about speculating on the effnick origin of the suspect etc.

For them to say theres no 2 tier policing is blatant quoted racism.

Nominated by : Cunt of the Isles

Emma Hayes

is an ugly fat woke cunt.

For any cunters who are unfamiliar, this fat and very ugly cow, is a wimminz footballerist type.

Allegedly, she’s coach of the wimminz Team USA. (Who the fuck cares)

So naturally, she is shoehorned into the men’s game at every opportunity – as an expert pundit no less

She’s particularly prominent at the moment with it being the World Cup and seems to be in the studio alongside the other insufferable wankers like Gary “I hate flags Neville” and Ian “is it cos az black” Wright a tad too often.

Looking like a fat dinner lady who has stumbled into the studio by accident, complete with chalkboard tactics, along with the voice, massive saggy knockers, banter and all the charm of a desperate whore on the ratch at 1:50 am outside a nightclub, Emma churns out the usual tired clichés that these DEI hires always do.

This is obviously all predictable and tiresome – especially for any cunt who enjoys or like myself, used to enjoy football on the idiot lantern.

However during one of her recent inane ramblings when Spain were playing Cape Verde, she starts spouting off about the African team and the fact that none of the cunts representing them are from there or have ever lived there.

In her own words, this plucky goalless draw against superior opposition, was a victory for mass immigration… erm.. ok love whatever you say.

The idea of a World Cup is to celebrate the idea of a nation state you stupid fat minger.

This match being broadcast during the afternoon on ITV and here we have a blatant DEI hire delivering “the message” to the slack jawed masses.

I wonder if she feels the same about Jack Charlton’s plucky non Irish side of the late 80s and early 90s? Or were those immigrants the wrong colour?

Get back to Prisoner Cell Block H you fucking rotter.

I’ve mentioned it a thousand times on here and cunters are probably bored of hearing it but to see the sport of football in particular, so cynically exploited in order to push woke globo homo bullshit and degeneracy, makes my piss fucking boil.

Thanks for reading.

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Nominated by Herman Jelmet.

Laughable British Justice (3)

 

Just when you thought it might be safe to come out from under the bed and see how things are shaping in Modern Britain…

“Bernadin Dedic, 48, had been drinking red wine and taking cocaine when he pulled out a knife, telling his victim that if she screamed she “wouldn’t be heard”.

He cut off the woman’s clothes before subjecting her to a series of rapés and sexual assaults in an ordeal which lasted for several hours.”..

Dedic was released from HMP Wormwood Scrubs in west London on 6 February after a court official wrongly told the prison that he had been granted bail.

Within hours, Dedic, a businessman living in Ealing, had left the UK on the Eurostar and returned to his native country of Bosnia.

His UK passport had been seized by the Met Police during the rape investigation, but he was able to use his Bosnian passport to secure a seat on the train.

The defendant put forward various excuses for his not coming back to face justice, including claims of a heart attack and a skiing accident, and remained in Bosnia as the trial went ahead at Isleworth Crown Court.

How about making sure both the cunts passports were impounded?

How about not releasing the evil cunt by mistake?

How about not letting the cunts into the country at all?

All.an expensive bureaucratic mess as usual,no responsibility as many towns and cities sink into complete depravity.

Its all going to end in Oven one way or another..

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.