Sexist CPR (Cardio Pulmonary Resuscitation)


Apparently CPR (cardiopulmonary resuscitation) is sexist

It would seems a lot of women have cardiac arrests, but members of the public trained in CPR are put off helping because the mannekins they are trained on don’t have tits, so they are now calling for more of them to have tits to practice on.

BBC News?

‘New figures show women are less likely than men to receive bystander CPR as many “feel unsure about touching a woman’s chest”, an ambulance service has revealed’

I suspect this really isn’t about not being familiar with a bra and tits being there, but more to the point the ‘patient’ should they survive accusing you of ‘copping a feel’ and getting taken to court, and bystanders thinking you are doing something pervy, videoing it and putting it online, and still ending up in court. However, I am quite happy to ‘give it a go’ even if I haven’t been trained…any excuse to feel some tits!

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(Link fixed as fucking Amazon changed the original. Enjoy! – NA)

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger

Lawyers, or fucking shysters, (6)

 

or as I like to call them are absolute fucking CUNTS.

Yes, lawyers—particularly criminal defence barristers and solicitors—are expected to face significant professional and financial disadvantages if jury trials are reduced, a move currently being proposed by super-intellect David Lammy in England and Wales to tackle court backlogs. The legal profession has expressed deep concern that removing the right to a jury trial for many offenses will diminish the need for specialist advocates, reduce income for criminal practitioners, and potentially drive new talent away from the field.

So, do they actually care about the thousands of scumbags being relentlessly hauled through the British courts? Of course not. It`s all about the vast amounts of lovely money they`ll lose out on.

The proposed shift to “judge-only” trials for some cases is expected to shorten proceedings, reducing the work available for defence lawyers. As jury trials are considered “long-form” work, fewer of them directly equates to less billable time, ie, fewer fees for barristers.

• Shrinking Legal Aid: Restrictions on jury trials, particularly when moving cases to magistrates’ courts, may shrink the pool of cases that qualify for legal aid, reducing the overall funding for criminal law firms.

• Reduced Demand for Trial Specialists: Criminal law practitioners are concerned that they will be “overlooked,” as the need for specialists skilled in presenting cases to a jury (who can interpret “real-world” context and emotions) will decrease in a system that focuses on more technical, judge-only hearings.

• Diminished Professional Appeal: The reduced potential for career progression, combined with lower funding for criminal work, is causing law students to reconsider specializing in criminal law, potentially creating a talent shortage.

• Shift in Work Type: While the volume of cases may remain high, they will be shifted to magistrates’ courts where the nature of the work is different, often offering lower remuneration and less opportunity for in-depth advocacy compared to the Crown Court.

Thousands of lawyers have signed letters opposing the restrictions, arguing that the changes are based on “little evidence” and are not the correct solution to the court crisis, which they attribute to underfunding and poor management rather than the use of juries. Lawyers contend that these reforms will not only affect their livelihood but also weaken public confidence in the justice system.

No shit. Really?

What a bunch of parasitic, greedy, unconscionable sociopaths.

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Nominated by sņigger-sņigger.

‘Anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar

 

“There are bad times just around the corner – we can all look forward to despair!”, World War 3, sky high inflation, Mandy getting away with his dishonesty yet again, but fear not. Ageing poofter Steve Reed, Housing Minister has the answer to all our problems.

If you say anything naughty about Islam, even as a joke, the Feds are coming for you:

Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar

Free speech fears as Labour announces ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ tsar
Martin Beckford Policy

The Government has announced the creation of an official definition of ‘anti-Muslim hostility’ and the country’s…

I wonder who will get the job?. Louise Casey in a burqa, bumboy Streeting once he loses his seat?.

It is clear the fucking Two Kweer got at Galton and Simpson a few weeks ago has shaken the old nancy up, so he has decided to kowtow yet again to the camel drivers.

Reed clearly is too stupid to know that once the mudslimes get the whip hand, he and many members of the Cabinet will be taking flying lessons, without parachutes from Centre Point.

Daily Fail

Nominated by W C Boggs.

The Imminent Demise of Kweer Stasi (40)

 

That shit stain started fucking things up practically from day one, probably hour one. Since then, headline after headline, top news story after top news story all predicting he’s got mere weeks or just days before he’ll be ousted or will be forced to step down. And the cunt is still in office. How?

So far we’ve had:
– Free-Gear-Keir
– Two-Tier-Keir
– expenses scandals
– cabinet firings and defections
– local election cancelling
– a by-election whitewash
– killing old folks
– not stopping the boats
– destroying the economy
– not holding the Paki child rapists to account
– erosion of free speech
– supporting a police state
– taxing anything which moves
– too many U turns to even count
(I must have missed way more than this)

And still he plods on in full knowledge he is the most loathed, despised, hated, inept, incompetent, ignorant, arrogant, self absorbed, totally unself aware, shameless and utterly devoid of personality cunt PM the country has ever had.

And he’s still in No. 10?

Make it make sense.

Nominated by Immigration Yank.

BBC Radio 1 [2]


I have the misfortune by employ to be in multifarious locations during a working week, and by law of averages that means I am going to be exposed at some juncture to ‘Radio 1’.

Jesus Christ, when they presenters aren’t wittering utter self-congratulatory asinine bollocks between each other, they LITERALLY just stream in 10 minute sets the most repugnant, repellent, diabolical liturgies of Demonic Ooga Booga ‘rap’ FILTH that you’d imagine blaring into your ears on a descent into Hell. Absolute George Floyd-lipped incoherent, inculcating mumbling and jumbling over an inculcating beat, invariably stolen from legacy artists.

The cheek of the CUNTS in Westminster debating tonight whether Social Media should be banned for under 16 year olds. No, fucking RADIO OOGA BOOGA needs to be banned for under 16 year olds, which it is clearly state-sponsored and publicly funded targeted at corrupting the developing brains of this with FAECES in aural form.

Nominated by : WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm