Hannah spencer

is a cunt.

Meet the newest green party candidate.. Hannah spencer daughter of Frank and Betty.

The greens and Zack the titnotist are touting her as a working class plumber.. sounds like a great candidate, till you look a little closer..

Running in the gorton and denton constituency, which is a multi cultural area. Our hannah hails from the village of hale, a rather expensive part of town..

Well unblocking toilets can certainly pay well. Turns out she works for a Swedish heat pump company as a clean energy technician? Sounds like someone who cleans the pigeon crap off solar panels..

She is also training to be a plasterer, as seen in some laughable social media posts..
She couldn’t plaster a paper cut..

Turned up today at a mosque with fat midget mothra, wearing a head scarf.. sorry love you have to go full angie and suck pàki cock to get their votes.

So here we have another cos playing, open borders, women have cocks nutter..
Democracy is dead..

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Dead Pool [384]

Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year career managing 6 teams including the New York Jets.He ended his career with 249 wins.He is survived by his family.

On to Dead Pool 384

Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

The English Channel Dinghy Enquiry

The Cranston Enquiry has just published its report into the sinking of a “migrant” dinghy in the Channel..

“The deaths of at least 30 people who drowned while attempting to cross the English Channel in 2021 could have been avoided, an inquiry has found.

The dinghy they were travelling on became swamped and capsized in the early hours of 24 November 2021, in what became the deadliest Channel small boat incident on record.

Only two people survived, and were found almost 12 hours after they called for help..”

The victims set off from a beach near Dunkirk in France and came from a number of countries, including Iraq, Somali, Ethiopia, Egypt and Afghanistan…dear dear me.

Apparently there aren’t enough ships and aircraft constantly on patrol to stop the feral cunts drowning.

The report recommended the Coastguard gives specific training to its staff about how to deal with small boats, as well as investing in new technology..

As yet another bonus for us the Enquiry has been translated into seven languages.

It seems certain whoever gets the bill for this Enquiry won’t be delighted.

Finally,thankfully,the French coastguard have been approached for comment.

Oh good.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Deletion of the past

is a cunt – unless you are Too Kweer of course..

I wonder why? Could it be anything to do with needing to erase the past misdeeds of foreign cunts imported to murder and rape the indigenous population as part of the cultural enrichment process? Nah, can’t be that.

Nothing to see here. Eat shit, in the dark, and be grateful.

daily sceptic

Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Recycling Crap

is a cunt.

Our ever vigilant bunch of old women in government, local and national, are concerned that “recycling” remains stubbornly at 45%, where it has been for several years, so they have come up with a ripping new wheeze: From March 31st paper must be separated from cardboard, but hand on – what about those flimsy post cards we sometimes receive from exotic locations like Southend, or even somewhere more exotic like Luton?. Those sometimes very thick paper adverts insurance companies like to send out. Paper sack or cardboard sack?. What a decision to make – fuck it, let’s just dump everything in a black plastic sack and then recycling will fall. I couldn’t be bothered to fuck about and I doubt many people will:

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Nominated by W.C. Boggs.