Jason Arday (3)

 

is a cunt.

Right first off this Jason Arday bloke needs a proper cunting.

Comes up with the sort of fantasy wank the pub tosser dreams up after 5 or 6 pints of Stella giving it large about being in the Falklands war or having joined the SAS and been part of that embassy raid. Despite being born years after both of these taking place.

Anyway Jason claimed he was non verbal, suffered from this an that, how evil wwwaaayyyccciiissssttt people had sent a pigs head to his house and the police debunked it as bollocks.

Copied loads of his work off other people, claimed to have donated loads of cash to charity, run a shit ton of marathons with a broken leg or something.

Worked for some water charity, then played the race card every time someone thought his claims were quite frankly bollocks.

Finally as the story broke the university which should have told the chancer to do one ages ago started investigating his bollocks claims and covering their arses.

Well Jason resigned despite an open letter of support from the usual race baiting suspects.

Now he’s been found dead, I’m not sure about that as I there was something in his CV about being the son of God an popping back in a few days.

Anyway he’s definitely non fucking verbal now unless one of those Derek Acora psychic chancers decides to channel him from the afterlife and he’ll blame everything on Nigel Farage.

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Nominated by Paul Goddard.

Roys Bedoys

 

is a fucking irritating cunt.

This animated children’s programme features Roys, his family and friends. Roys is an ill mannered brat who behaves appallingly only to be taught a life lesson at the end of each episode.

All great in theory, apart from the fact many children will be influenced by his arsehole behaviour and try to emulate him. One episode showed Roys’ friends retreating from him as he reeked of shit, having not wiped his hoop. Not before the little cunt tried to blame all his friends for creating the shyte miasma.

Roys Bedoys needs a fucking good beating with a sturdy Adidas trainer. The cunt.

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Nominated by Paul Maskinback.

Dead Pool [396]

Congratulations to Jeezum Priest who has gone and won Dead Pool 395 by predicting the demise of the much loved Comedy Actor Richard O’Sullivan best know for his role in Man About the House.O’Sullivan suffered a stroke in 2003 and since then had lived at Brinsworth House a retirement home for showbiz figues.He was 82 years old.He is survived by his son and Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 396

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think might conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the Worlds Oldest Man or Woman is a cunt who we will ignore

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed beforehand.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

BBC (156) Bias and the Reform/Clacton by-election Smokescreen

is a cunt.

I may well be a bit sad, but I do enjoy cynically watching the results coming in from elections. so, naturally I wanted to watch the events unfold watching the tv with a large glass of red into the early hours. I checked online and the result from Clacton was forecasted to come in around 2am…..a not too late time to stay up in my book. I settled down to tune in just after 10pm….nothing ,zero tv coverage on any channels.The Burnham by election you couldn’t get away from it on tv…blanket coverage. Clacton…..fuck all. Went to BBC website and had to scroll right down until I found a small picture or farage and a link to a report, but still nothing live. In rhe end, I finished my wine and fucked off to bed around midnight. Woke up this morning to check the result on BBC website and guess what….two top stories about the farage £5m donation and how the enquiry will continue into it.

BBC over the moon farage and reform being investigated, but night before it was as if he didn’t exist. This smacks . Cunts

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Nominated by Chuff chugger.

Michael Cooper

Former DCI , current jailbird and gold-plated arrogant cunt.

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Cooper crashed his unmarked police car in September 2021, killing a 50 year old man and severely injuring a woman.
He was using the vehicle without authorisation.

When interviewed, he suggested he may have passed out but refused access to his medical records.

It was revealed in court that in 2009 he had been advised to stop driving by a consultant neurologist after episodes of randomly collapsing, and to inform the DVLA and his employer. The arrogant cunt carried on as normal.

In 2024 an internal inquiry found him guilty of gross misconduct and that he would have been sacked had he not already resigned. Really? You don’t say! So presumably he gets to keep his pension.

After pleading guilty to causing death and serious injury last month, he was sentenced to three years and seven months.

Just in case those at the back didn’t hear
Three years and seven fucking months!

The injured woman is hopefully suing his arse off, and he can kiss goodbye to that pension, fingers crossed.

I’ve Googled can your GP inform the DVLA, and the answer is yes under very strict rules, so what medic has the time to spend and is going to be arsed to bother?

Maybe if they were legally compelled to notify the DVLA, tragedies like this might be fewer.

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.