Edwina currie (3)

 

is a cunt.

not content with being known as Mr grey majors cock polisher.. this raddled cunt thinks brothels should be opened near illegals accommodation..

I kid you not… because third world savages need sexual release to… i take it this cobwebbed cunt will be offering herself, and all her female family members to the cause..

We have reached peak retard..
Low impulse rapey foreigners, foisted on your doorstep.
First thought is not how to get rid of, no its how to get them off sexually..

Why not, we pay for everything else for these cockroaches, and angie can always dust off her whip and earn some cash.

Sorry its a times radio link.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

100% British Chocolate

 

is a cunt.
“A chocolate bar has been made using entirely British ingredients for the first time in nearly a century, with cocoa from not Brazil or Bali, but Berkshire.

Created at the University of Reading, it was named the Reading 100 Chocolate Bar to mark the university’s 100th anniversary.

It is the first of its kind since 1932, when Rowntree’s gifted a six-year-old Princess Elizabeth the only other bar of UK-grown chocolate ever made.”

Ah the days of Empire! A bit of patriotic pride once more..

No.

“Food security master’s student Maha Khan created the chocolate bar by harvesting, fermenting and processing the Reading-grown cocoa.”

“She said: “It is incredible that we can make 100% British chocolate – but in the context of climate change, pests and diseases, there are estimates that 30 to 40% is lost.”

So a paki made it in a laboratory.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

The Banking Protocol ( BP )

 

is a cunt

Danny George Quinn and son Danny Jo knocked on the door of a 90 year old man in March 2025, offering to fix some cracked roof tiles. Over the next three months, they returned more than 10 times, claiming extra work was needed and asking for cash payments.

In June, the vile duo demanded a further £2.5k and drove their victim to his bank to withdraw it. The bank teller, seeing the previous withdrawals ( and there being only £24 in the account ) contacted the police and invoked the BP.

Derbyshire plod

The police attended and investigated, and as a result on the 30th July the father got 40 months inside ( out in just over a year because overcrowding, innit ) and the son 9months YO suspended with community service ( yeah, right! ).

Dreadful though this story is, it’s all too familiar, so here’s the cunting.

The Banking Protocol is a scheme were bank and Post Office staff are trained to spot unusual activity that may indicate someone is the victim of a fraud.

Before anyone gives the bank a pat on the back though, let’s consider that it took them three months to ” notice “, and then only when the poor old lad tried to withdraw funds he no longer had.

So fuck off, with your Banking Protocol, you useless cunts.

For the cherry on the icing of the cake, a special mention to the old boys son, who described his father’s “confusion which is obvious to anyone who talks to him for any length of time”

Where the fuck were you in the three months that it took these pieces of shit to rob your Dad blind, eh?

Nominated by Jeezum Priest.

Park key drivers

 

There are some among you who may feel I have a bit of a problem peaceful drivers, and you’d be fucking right.
Take Daniel Mohammed, for example.
This 21 year old interbred managed to plough his allahmobile, whilst driving like a cunt with his phone in his hand, into a kebab shop with such force that the building collapsed.
Sadly for society, Daniel and his passenger survived.
The judge wasn’t happy at all, and gave the repulsive little cunt a sentence of 2 years and 2 months.
Which is still less than a white person gets for suggesting mosques should be blown up on Facebook, after little girls are stabbed to death.
And the fact remains that all of this could have been avoided if we didn’t let the medieval inbreds drive a motorised vehicle.
They simply aren’t genetically capable.
Ban the smelly bastards!

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Nominated by Field Marshall Cuntgomery.

Andy Burnham (11)

is to embark on cost of living tour through the UK and it’s a cunt.

Why?? And will he be giving out money?

What a posturing wanker the ‘king of the North’ has turned out to be. Add this to his (all unfunded) proclamations on costs and help and we seem to have a bigger tosser tham Kweer.
Estimates as high as 100 billion have been projected on his proposals to re-industrialise Britain and take utilities into public ownership.
Perhaps he will impose a tax on benefits? Say 20% rising to 90% for those with mental elf issues or letters – ADHD, OCD etc. Add those ‘on the spectrum’ as it were, and perhaps a money tree can be found.
Warra Scouse cunt.

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Nominated by Cuntsatble Cuntbubble.

With a second helping of rant provided by Unkle Terry:

Burnham’s and his struggle with prison capacity is a cunt.

“Andy Burnham says he’s “increasingly confident” that the early release of PC Andrew Harper’s killers can be stopped by plans to free up prison spaces

This includes looking at quicker deportation of foreign prisoners and using the female prison estate for male offenders, the PM says in a lengthy statement

Earlier, Harper’s mother, Debbie Adlam, told the BBC she was in “turmoil” following conflicting reports about whether two of her son’s killers would be released from prison early”..

In a more straightforward country,perhaps Britain of a century ago,such matters would be dealt with quickly and efficiently..

By making trash such as those who drag people behind their getaway vehicle dead,hanging a popular choice I imagine.

Other top tips might include making members of rapê gangs,terrorists etc dead as well.

There’s plenty of room in prisons,but it requires some tidying up by policies of iron,not soppy handwringing lawfare.

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