A mug of tea, proper mans drink. C.A.

It’s mid-morning. You’re driving to wherever you need to go next. Your tummy rumbles, so you think “OK, I’ll shove a pasty in it”.

You spot a Gregg’s and think “Yeah, a square of pastry-encased shit will do for now”. You have a window of about 5 minutes to get to where you need to be next.

You park up and in you go, and there they are. Four or five orange-vested, lesser spotted actually working Apes at the counter, all buying MSG-baked fare, but with a twist – they all want ‘coffees’ with the cardboard food substitute they’re buying.

“Can I get 27 steak bakes and 300 Latte’s love”

“Can I get” automatically qualifies them for Oven.

“Latte’s” is a poove’s drink.

You reach work 25 minutes late because of these absolute cunts that have been conditioned to think it’s normal life to go back and forth to work whilst ordering ‘coffee’ from shitty places in between.

Fuck the neanderthal cunts.

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“African and Caribbean countries have called for a formal apology and reparations from countries that benefited from the transatlantic slave trade.

The demands come at the end of a three day conference in Ghana which looked to advance the push for reparatory justice.

It follows a landmark UN resolution earlier in March which recognised transatlantic slavery as the “gravest crime against humanity”, urging UN member states to contribute to a reparations fund.”

Indeed how’s that going so far?

The declaration calls for comprehensive debt relief, the restitution of looted cultural property, and the establishment of a global reparations fund, though no specific amount was stated..

Yes,lots of free money to be spent on luxury cars,villas in Dubai and other assorted shiny trinkets.

The race baiting thick as shit clowns couldn’t even decide how much money they wanted as part of their scheming.

Not to worry though,nobody has ever paid them a penny…apart from the billions in aid over the decades..

And soon the Church of England?

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

is a cunt.

“Ruth O’Grady reluctantly joined a swinging website, having been persuaded by her husband, she says, she told him she would never have sex in a car with a stranger.

However, within months she was doing exactly that, and filming it to send to him.

She says she had sex with strangers more than 100 times through the website, over an 18-month period.

Ruth says she is traumatised and continues to suffer flashbacks”..

“She did arrange some of the meetings herself, she says, and would appear enthusiastic about swinging, but she now says this was something she never truly wanted to do.”

Not sure shes a cunt,perhaps the cunt is the control exerted over her by her then husband but as the article points out,this swinging caper is a jolly slippery business..

Is everyone involved a victim?

Or a cunt?

No doubt the government should ban it.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Perhaps this will be “bumped” by the Glorious Admin (Happy to oblige – NA) but nevertheless this article helps to illustrated both the enshittification of “news journalism” and the moronic attitude of Our BBC.

“Losing at football can cause more of a sting than in other sports, says Dr Martha Newson from the University of Greenwich.

“Few people are going to cry and get upset about whoever loses Wimbledon,” explains the behavioural scientist.

“Football is different… we talk about the national team like it’s us out there.”

For supporter Oli Portlock, an England loss feels like a “national funeral… a big grey cloud over the nation when England’s been knocked out”..

Arse piss.

This step by step guide to being a total cunt is akin to the Nanny Statism that has thoroughly fucked out once great nation.

“If you find yourself reaching for the crisps or cookies, it is not all down to a lack of willpower.

“We do find that fans consume more calories after a loss,” Newson says, probably due to an unconscious “evolutionary” desire to protect yourself after losing.

Everyone has different ways of coping, she says, but the important thing is to “trust your instincts” – and being with others, resting, and opening up tend to be the best options”..

Remarkable.

How can anyone British even begin to entertain thoughts such as these?

Fuck me Argentinian this has to be a new low.

BBC News?

PS: The tactic of trying to spend forty odd minutes defending a one goal lead in a World Cup semi final is fucking idiotic..and has been tried before with predictable results.

Tuchel? Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

How very dare they. The cunts.

‘Matt Lucas on Taskmaster leaves a bitter taste in my mouth ‘

So says some fucker called Asyia Iftikhar. (nor me)
He/she or it is apparently a full time race baiter and champion of the alphabet community. Objecting to Lucas and also Richard Ayoade, who it seems is a friend/supporter of Graham Linehan and his entirely mainstream views on women with bollocks .
Lucas has apparently done blackface, not to be confused with Lenny Henry’s whiteface by the way. And perhaps as a poof, the only gay in the village showed humour, which of course is taboo.
Perhaps Iftikar should fuck off back to wherever it’s heritage country is and see how it gets on.

MSN

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