The Lib Dem’s chances in the upcoming local elections

 

are a cunt.

Well known water sports enthusiast and Lib Dem Leader, Ed Davey, is bullish about the Lib Dem’s chances in London in May. He said, during a visit to a building site in Blackfriars, that Lib Dem candidates are ‘local champions who will listen to their communities and get things done’.

What things are those then? Making their own sandals? Growing beards? Cleaning their teeth? Knitting yellow jumpers from yogurt?

Most worrying of all, however, is that so many silly cunts actually vote for them. ‘Lib Dems Winning Here’ is the rallying cry as they deliver their endless supplies of leaflets.

Famous Lib Dems include Paddy Pantsdown, Mark Oaten, and Chris Huhne.

Will they never fuck off?

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Nominated by Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea.

Mad Bryony’s Coastal Bungalow Bailout

 

is a cunt.

Otherwise known as The Magic Money Tree rides to the rescue once more..

“In 2013, Bryony Nierop-Reading’s home in Happisburgh, Norfolk, collapsed into the sea after it was teetering on the cliff edge. Now the home she moved into eight years ago is one of three properties due to be demolished.

North Norfolk District Council has worked with owners to provide a range of options, including financial support of £40,000-£100,000.”

How kind of them.

Bryony also chimed in with “Before I bought the house I had to consider the fact that I would ultimately lose it. My reason for staying is that the further away you are from the coast, the less concerned you are about coastal erosion.”

Indeed.

I’m sure Bryony is as we speak awaiting yet another council payout so she can carefully invest the money in another property teetering on a cliff edge,and so on..

Why can’t they just move Bryony into a care home inland for her own safety (and relief for the council tax payers) and put migrants in these deathtraps instead..the locals could have a sweepstake on which infested property crashes down the cliff first.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

A burka clad, full of Eastern promise cunting for the Green Party’s new Hackney candidate Ifhat Shaheen please

 

This bulbous, butt ugly political parking stanley is (sigh) standing on a ‘Gaza’ ticket but a brief examination of her soshul meeja past has (naturally) revealed her peevishness at anyone identifying as one of God’s chosen people. Insensitive to the ambulance burning escapades of three of her fellow stanleys’s Shaheen claims that North London synagogues are topped to the rafters with IDF soldiers, that Magic Grandpa Catweazle would have made an excellent PM and slightly more bizarrely, that Israel is harvesting organs from Palestinians ‘to help alter [the] DNA of Zionists to claim land’. With views like that, the fact that she appears to weigh a quarter of a ton and has a face like a burst set of bagpipes, I”m surprised the Greens couldn’t have done slightly better.

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Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

Mobility Scooters


Not content with bowling less able bodied persons over into the gutter in their quest for total pavement Blitzkrieg we now have next generation scooters equipped to enable shit weasels to turn the nice quiet road to the shops into a murderous modern chavvy Circus Maximus..

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When will be safe?

Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

The Australian Government


A short but foul cunting for every filthy Starmer style Aussie cunt who decided to prosecute a Special Forces combat veteran…

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A very brave man fighting an insurgent wicked and calculating enemy,an enemy that has no boundaries at all..

Now he’s laid low by the same sort of trash that have pygmyfied Britain.

Utter scùm.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry