Old Rasputin features is once more in Allegations Land, generally accused of sexual assault and rape over a period of years. Nice to have the now very grey beard cunt back in the frame after those attention seeking early years where he seemed to have opinions on everything and intelligence, none. Cringe at the memory of the cunt’s loudmouth smartypantsness. Appeared as a controversial talking head here there and everywhere. Good riddance we thought until his past caught up with him.

These days fellow cunters you can never keep a good rape claim down. Much money to be made in The Courts me dears and the fair sex are all at it – the monetizing husseys. What is an old roue (should have and acute “e” but alas my old imperial keyboard is without”) to do but pay up and keep taking the tablets. (in Brand’s case antibiotics and Viagra).

Note on Viagra (other brands available) – an old cunt of my acquaintance gets them prescribed on the NHS by a very nubile young filly of a GP and is now permanently on the horn. Has been stopped recently for shoplifting after being spotted shuffling around the Co-Op with his hands suspiciously clasped over his groin. At least his prowess has been recorded and shared around local stores.

Be careful of what you ask for.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

is a cunt.

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Seems some sexually confused types set up a safe place type bar for other sexually confused folk and as part of this the bar was COVID safe(you know where I’m going with this don’t you.)

Yep masks, you had to wear them to go in seems the end of the Wuhan sniffle never arrived in the safe bar for sexually confused folk.

Well shocker said bar started losing money, one of the partners left to join a clown school (no I’m not joking here) the other is running around doing lots of jobs to help fund bills and comes up with the idea of relaxing the mask rules.

Well we can’t have sanity and the customers, the few not spending enough to cover the bills then lose their shit. Cue social media shit storm and vast amounts of abuse as the very idea of unmasking is on a par with murder or misuse of pronouns or some shit.

Anyway watching the left eat themselves was hilarious and amused me, were I planning a trip to America I’d pop in but fear it’ll be closed by the time I get there.

Nominated by Paul Goddard.

is a cunt.

If I were to sum this nommed situation up with a single emoji, it’d be this one : 🤪

Cunt, 36, male. Up on charges of possessing a large collection of scumbag pics ‘n’ vids (circa 1,600 / 84) in three separate devices, so no ‘accident’ (as if, anyways!) …. the kind of pics/vids he might have gotten from gary glitter or huw edwards, right, …

First appearance before a judge on the matter?

Cheeky enough to ask his address be witheld ‘to keep him safe due to the nature of his crimes’ which isn’t his right in this case, but was granted by the judge anyways … bad enough, .. but merely an appetizer for the real humdinger.

You see, the judge ordered this cunts passport be confiscated/surrendered in order for him to stay out on bail now that he’s going to trial. Then his defence-cunt I mean lawyer .. piped-up with the following ..

He had the fucking AUDACITY to bring up that the man had a “previously arranged holiday” booked for 9-19 October. (A holiday booked *since* his arrest, which the article doesn’t mention btw).

And instead of saying ‘Tough shit, creepo’.. ;

The judge ordered that his passport be returned by the cops TO the accused on October 8th but that he “must return it to Sligo Garda Station on October 20th”.

Then – IF the cunt comes back, his case is due November 26.

Think about it. Condition of ongoing bail? .. passport confiscated … which is done to prevent a cunt leaving the country and/or fleeing, presumably. But this guy can HAVE IT BACK for nigh-on two weeks in the meantime specifically so he can go abroad, destination undisclosed & unrequested by the looks of it.

While out on bail for serious charges.

Did the fact his daddy is a retired judge have any bearing? Who knows.

It’s utterly-daft cuntery either way.

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Nominated by Cuntemall.

is a cunt.

Was walking along Bournemouth prom a few weeks ago and saw this load of tosh. Loads of different teams taking part, wearing team clothing with their name and number on the back. A load of tossers running around and chucking a frisbee about, with a cunt of a coach (yes for a frisbee game) shouting from the side lines, and all of them becoming almost orgasmic when they scored a point.

To make it even more laughable, there was a three page laminated sheet attached to the railings, which was a risk assessment for this pile of wank. The risk being the hazard of being hit by a flying object – yes really.

Back in the 70’s as teenagers, we might go to the park and chuck a frisbee about, although even then, I thought it was a bit cuntish, but to turn this into a sport? Even worse than that other crap sport, beach volleyball.

Bing

Nominated by mystic maven.

The former BBC favourite and Great British Bake Off winner, although we all know it was fixed, has been showing her true colours now that she has been fired off from the BBC and thereby lost her lucrative and cushy living.

I think she was first exposed as a baking fraud when Buckingham Palace asked her to bake a cake for our late Queen’s Diamond Jubilee. A purple edifice resembling the leaning tower of Pisa was probably not what they were expecting.

More recently She has been whinging that she was never paid as much as white presenters, I am bloody sure that is not true. In addition she was not allowed to portray herself as a “true Muslim”. I guess that means presenting her bloody awful cooking programmes in a Burka. Imagine the viewing figures for that, although it might have appealed to a certain demographic.

She has also been critical of the ginger songster, Ed Sheeran, for shedding “white tears” over his problems with his support bands on his U.S. tour. Apparently he has been receiving death threats for espousing the most moderate of support for Israel.

Nadia Hussein, the Jason Arday of cooking shows, has spoofed a bloody good living for the last 10 years, it is now over unless she can get a show on Al-Jezzera. Get over it and be thankful for the fact you got away with it for so long.

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Daily Telegraph. (Link provided by Sam Beau)

Nominated by : Wanksock