are cunts.

I woke up the other morning and discovered I’d spent thousands online.
So naturally, I blamed a data hack.

“I’ve been hacked!” I told the bank.

They told me to check my browsing history: It was all there — clothes, high-end electronics & audio equipment, a home/office swivel chair, and somehow twelve phone chargers + cables.

Every purchase had my card, my address, and my delivery instructions.

Turns out I hadn’t been hacked.

I’d just scammed myself.

Fucking online cunts.

bbcnews

Nominated by Pubis 🍑 Mons.

is a cunt.

The smarmy EU apparatchiks in Strasbourg have a new statue.

A naked Donald Trump holding a golf club on the shoulders of some little bloke.
its covered in 23carat gold.
and says ‘ the king of injustice. ‘

Now Donald Trump isn’t known for being humble, self effacing, and able to laugh at himself.

the statue is sort of funny till you consider hes meant to be a ally, and can make things hard for Europe,
and that these are people in power taunting someone who pretty much pays for NATO defence.

I hope this massively backfires and the smug grins falter when Tango goes mental with mocked.
Europe is determined to cut ties with the US and Israel.
so is the UK.
its like being sunk at sea and slashing your own lifeboat.

google

Nominated by Northern Miserable Cunt.

is a cunt.

“Abdullah Albadri was carrying two knives when he attempted to get inside the embassy in Kensington on 28 April 2025, before being detained by armed police.

The 34-year-old from Kuwait had arrived in the UK on a small boat 16 days earlier.

He first travelled to the UK on a small boat in August 2021 and applied for asylum but returned to France before a decision was made.

Albadri crossed the Channel again in April 2025 and was housed in a hotel in Basingstoke for three days, before being told he was not eligible for accommodation due to his outstanding asylum application.”..

A very busy fellow,obviously well heeled enough to buy tickets on the rubber wóg ferry to Britain twice whilst plotting against Israel and ourselves.

“I want to make a crime inside there. Why are you stopping me? Why are you stopping me from making crimes?”

“During interview at a police station, he said he had wanted “to do something to stop the war”.

Twenty years in prison for his particular and popular version of tourism,which our betters seem very keen on encouraging for their own reasons.

Judith Chalmers never covered such globe trotting.

Oven.

bbcnews

Nominated by Unkle Terry

are cunts.

A full on ‘Jawohl Herr Obergruppenfuhrer’ cunting for the Republic of Ireland national football team please!

These ball bothering bog trotters have completed both legs of their fixture against the Israeli national team in what were described as ‘challenging’ circumstances with the ill grace we might associate with a member of the Waffen SS. During both matches, the Oirish team refused to shake hands with their opponents, walked out on an Israeli journalist who questioned their churlish attitude and generally acted like anti semitic cunts throughout the whole shit fest. It should be remembered that they have form, not least when the Irish team did a Nazi salute in 1939 in Bremen before playing the German team. These sad, intellectually challenged mongs were in two minds whether to play at all, pressured as they were by that infamous National Socialist organisation ‘Stop the Game’ (founded and run by a bunch of stinking Parking Stanleys). It’s called ‘sport’ so be sporting you mediocre bunch of shamrock shaggers. Rumours that Irish team manager Heimir Hallgrimsson was thrown out of the Gestapo for cruelty have not been verified at this time.

telegraph

Nominated by Benito Cuntolini.

are cunts.

I still recall a time, not that long ago actually, when you could stream a movie, pause it for whatever reason, then hit the play button to pick up where you left off. Simple. Normal. Expected behaviour.

These days when you stream a movie and hit pause, what happens? About 5 seconds into the pause, the still movie image is replaced by some fucking advert which stays there until you hit play again. Excuse me, but I’ve already paid for the streaming service and you’re shoving ads in my face during a movie pause? Which absolute cunt thought up that piece of cuntitude? What an absolute fucking bastard. A pox upon your house. And genitals.

Then we have the streaming services themselves. We use Sling which boasts “unlimited DVR” capacity. Except it’s not. Anything saved for more than 9 months is automatically deleted. I suppose this means there’s no limit on quantity, but there is a limit on retention. Which can’t coexist with the blanket claim of “unlimited DVR” capacity. Cunts. And get this, if you’re watching a recording and hit pause, you’re on an unseen timer. If you’re paused long enough, what you’re watching will close and you’re kicked out to the main menu. Does the system save your place so you can pick up where you left off? Does it fuck!

I’m old school and have a pretty extensive DVD and Blu-ray collection. Pick a disc, whack it in, hit play, pause whatever and it just works. Every. Single. Time. If you’re going to replace something which absolutely works with something else, then it should be at least as good if not better. Anything else is a step backwards and a cunt. EVs being another classic example.

Techradar

Nominated by Immigration Yank.