Danger tourists are arrogant cunts. We are supposed to feel sorry for two middle class western wankers who embark on a self-indulgent look at me road trip from Europe to Australia, and think it’ll be clever to pass through Iran en route – one of the most dangerous countries in the world governed by homocidal theocratic psychopaths with an emphatically declared genocidal hatred of the west. These pricks no doubt thought it would all be fine, might even prove that all this hype about a country that’s run as an Islamic theocracy is actually full of warm, cuddly, bearded teddy bears. So what happens? They get banged up accused of being western spies. Surprise surprise! And now they, and their family, want to complicate the diplomatic chaos of the Iranian war with pleas for their release. How do they think a death obsessed fanatical Abdullah, who thinks nothing of murdering thousands of his own citizens, is going to respond to that? Take pity on them? Or see this as a bargaining chip with the weak and sentimental infidel?
No sorry, fuck em. You choose to flaunt all of the very clearly stated warnings in favour of a vanity project that is no doubt also motivated by some soppy middle class lefty determination to show what lovely people the carpet kissers are, you fucking deal with it when you get banged up in a filthy medieval prison cell and are left to the mercy of your cuddly tormentors.
Nominated by : Balsamic Dave




