Desmond Morris (Amerikaan) met zijn boek “De Naakte Aap in Amsterdam
*5 november 1969

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has won Dead Pool 387 by picking English Zooologist Ethologist surrealist painter Broadcaster and Author Desmond Morris who died yesterday aged 98.He was best known for his book The Naked Ape published in 1967 and also for the TV show Zoo Time.He is survived by his son who he moved to be closer to in Ireland following his wife’s death in 2018.He was recently giving interviews as recently as last month.

On to Dead Pool 388

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 386 by picking the Northern Irish Actor Finnian Garbutt who has tragically died from cancer aged just 28.Garbut starred in the BBC Police Drama Hope Street as PC Ryan Power.He also stared in Casualty and the film Housejackers.He also did stage work.He is survived by his wife and very young daughter.Very sad news R.I.P.

On to Dead Pool 387

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Congratulations to Dickie Dribbler who has gone and won Dead Pool 385 by picking the acclaimed and iconic spy novelist Len Deighton who died on Sunday aged 97.He will perhaps be best remembered for his cold war thriller the Ipcress File published in 1962.He also wrote a number of books about WW2 and was a cookery writer who highlighted French Cuisine to a British audience.

On to Dead Pool 386

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Congratulations to yours truly (Shaun) who has gone and won Dead Pool 384 by picking scum of the Earth child killing peado Ian Huntley aka Ian Cuntly who has died aged 52 after having his head carved in with a metal pole in prison last week.He died today after his mother consented for his life support to be turned off yesterday.I think I speak for all of us when I see rot in hell you evil piece of shit.Hope you are burning in hell.

Huntley was serving a minimum 40 year yesntence for the Soham murders in August 2002.He lured 10 year old best friends Holly Wells and Jessica Chapman to his home claiming his girlfriend the girls teaching assistant Maxine Carr was in his house.He then murdered them and dumped their bodies 10 miles away in a ditch.He then painted himself as the last person to see the girls before they vanizhed during a 13 day manhunt however he was arrested after an interview with sky news aroused suspicion leading to his arrest.

The fact he was employed as a school caretaker despite a criminal past and known sexual interest in children before the murders led to police forces setting up a national database to avoid criminals and nonces slipping through background checks by moving location.

On to Dead Pool 385

Rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

Congratulations to Shaun whos gone and won Dead Pool 383 by picking legendary American college football coach Lou Holtz who has died aged 89.Holtz was best know for his 11 terms in Charge of Notre Dame.He had a 33 year career managing 6 teams including the New York Jets.He ended his career with 249 wins.He is survived by his family.

On to Dead Pool 384

Rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out.Its first come first serve and no duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses cunt from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldezt man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

5)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.