Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 394 by picking King Harald V of Norway who has died this morning aged 89 from a bloodstream infection brought on by a are gorm of anaemia.He was the King of Norway for 35 years and was a popular monarch much liked by his subjects.He is survived by his wife Queen Sonja his elder Sister Astrid as well as his two Children including the new King Haakon (who is married to a close friend of Epstein and is the stepfather of a convicted rapist) as well as several Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 395

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cubt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded in chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Bob Frapples who has fone and won Dead Pool 393 by picking ex gang boss and Kray twins rival Eddie Richardson who has died aged 90.

On to Dead Pool 394

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.You can nominate a maximum of 5 names and no duplicates allowed.It is first come first serve and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It nust be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to King Cunt who has gone and won Dead Pool 291 by picking the Welsh Singer Bonnie Tyler who died in Portugal yesterday aged 75 following a 2 month Hospital stay after suffering a medical emergency requiring intestinal surgery.Tyler will be best remembered for her ballads “Holding out for a hero” and of course “Total Eclipse of the heart”.She is survived by Robert Sullivan her husband of 53 years.

On to Dead Pool 392

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Singer Teddie Beverley of British vocal group the Beverley Sisters on the morning of her wedding to dentist Peter Felix at Caxton Hall in London, 14th December 1959. (Photo by Douglas Miller/Keystone/Hulton Archive/Getty Images)

Conratulations to Shaun who has gone and won Dead Pool 390 by picking Teddie Beverley:The last of the famous British trio the Beverley sisters who died today aged 99.Teddie was Born Hazel Pamela Chinnery in 1927 and along with her twin sister Babs and older sister Joy formed a trio that would go on to release over 250 songs and several hit records including I saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus and Little Donkey.They did a tour for Queen Elizabeth IIs Golden Jubilee accompanied by Max Bygraves .Joy died in 2015 aged 91 and Babs died in 2018 also aged 91.Teddie Beverley is survived by her daughter and Granddaughter.

On to Dead Pool 391

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someoneone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken or have already been announced dead and their death has been confirmed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronological order of death.

Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 389 by picking the former debuty leady of the Labour party Roy Hattersley who died on Saturday aged 93.Hattersley was a cabinet minister under Callaghan in the 1970s who became Labours deputy leader in 1983 following the disasterous 1983 election stepping down after 9 years in 1992 after 2 further general election defeats.He retired from the house of commons in 1997 after 32 and half years as an MP.He later joined the House of Lords for many years.He was also an accomplished writer.He was said to be the man who put the spit in Spitting Image and was always portrayed as spitting at people on the show due to his list.He also memorably was replaced by a tub of lard on Have I Got News For You after cancelling last minute.He is survived by his second wife Maggie.

On to Dead Pool 390

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reportibg not necessarily in chronological order of death.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.