Congratulations to Freddie the Frog for correctly predicting the exit stage left of Henry Kissinger, whose passing was reported in the early hours UK time. He was 100.

Known the world over as a stalwart figure in American foreign policy under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. I nicked this off Sly News:

During eight years as a national security adviser and secretary of state, Dr Kissinger was involved in major foreign policy events including the first example of “shuttle diplomacy” seeking peace in the Middle East (that worked out well – NA), secret negotiations with China to defrost relations between the burgeoning superpowers (that worked out well – NA) and the instigation of the Paris peace talks seeking an end to the Vietnam conflict. (which the Yanks lost – NA)

Onwards with Dead Pool 308. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Let the game begin!

Congratulations to Lord Biryani who correctly predicted that the next celebrity death would be Former US First Lady Rosalynn Carter who died this afternoon aged 96 in Plains Georgia.She had been diagnosed with dementia earlier this year and it was announced 2 days ago she had been placed on hospice care two years ago.Her 99 year old husband the Former President Jimmy Carter has also been on hospice for the past 9 months.Mrs Carter was best known for humanitarian work and mental health advocacy.

Commiserations to Captain Quimson who picked prolific actor Joss Ackland who died aged 95 today.His death was announced about 20 minutes after Rosalynn.

On to Dead Pool 307:

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4)No sapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5)Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations to Freddie the Frog who correctly predicted that former England captain ,World Cup winner and Manchester United legend Sir Bobby Charlton would be the next to pass away.Charlton was 86 and had suddered from dementia in his final years.

On to Dead Pool 306

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come firat serve and no duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who picks the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless the have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Congratulations again to Shaun who wins deadpool 304 by picking Matteo Messina Denaro the cunt known as “Italy’s last Godfather” who until his arrest in January this year was at the very top of Italys most wanted list for nearly 30 years. Messina Denaro bragged about being able to fill a cemetry with all the people he has killed over the years.He also was behind some of Italys most notorious bombings.He was convicted of multiple murders in his absence whilst on the run before finally being captured this Janyary after being traced down to a health clinic where he was receiving treatment for the colon cancer which ultimately killed him , using a pseudonym. Mesina Denaro is survived by his daughter, grandson and mother.He was 61 years old.

On to Dead Pool 305

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nlminations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 303 by nominating the former Italian President Giorgio Napolitano who has died in hospital at the grand old age of 98 following a long period of illness and agter nearly 3 months in hospital.A former Communist, Napolitano became the longest serving Italian President serving from 2006 and 2015 and he was also made an Italian senator for life.Such was his influence over Italian politics he was nicknamed “King Giorgio” or “Re Georgio” in his natuve tongue.He is survived by his wife of 64 years and 2 sons.

On to Dead Pool 304

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nomination from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your nomination has already been taken.

5) Hits are awarded based upon the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.