Nice Guy Eddie.

“He’s not just nice guy Eddie. I think you’re going to see him being a bit more gritty because he’s a real fighter.”

So says Daisy Cooper,deputy leader of the Liberal Democrats,referring to that titan of British politics and hero of the Post Office Sir Ed Davey..

“I think he’s holding us back,” said one of the party’s spokespeople who is planning a tilt at the leadership if a race is triggered.

“The atmosphere is ripe for a leadership challenge,” another MP, talking of the frustrations in the party, said.

“But we don’t have a Wes Streeting,”

Dear me.

So what of Cooper, who many consider the frontrunner to succeed Davey?

“Ed is absolutely the right leader,” she tells me. “I really like being deputy leader to Ed. We work together as a team. I think we complement each other.”

Would she want to be leader? “There is no vacancy,” she says.

Ever? “There is no vacancy at the moment,” she replies.

And here we have the perfect illustration of how our country ended up in a shit state…cosy deluded windbag Ed Davey fans wondering why anyone ever votes for them,especially now the illegal wogs are heading into the Home Counties en masse.

A conference of cunts it is.

BBC News?

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Except, there isn’t any justice yet as they still haven’t found the culprits.

This article in the Fail describes how the police have released footage of two men who may be responsible for the rape of a 13 year old girl in London.

The footage shows two curryheads walking down the street. They presumably correpond in some way with the victim’s description of her attackers.

But reading further, you will notice something a little odd… the crime was reported to police over 2 years ago. The culprits will probably be long gone by now, disappeared into the indian sub-continent.

I wonder why the police were too busy to deal with this more urgently and robustly at the time it actually happened… Perhaps they were dealing with the widespread protests after a demonic piece of shit, known as the Welsh choirboy, went on a murderous rampage against little girls at a dance class, followed by the government and media’s botched response. The government, the police and the courts had their work cut out briefing against, arresting, turbo convicting, and imprisoning the white protestors for such crimes as shouting at a police dog, mimicking prayer, and posting words online.

Unimportant crimes, such as the rape of a child by two stinking, foreign pædos were obviously being kicked into the long grass. Two years worth of long grass it seems, and counting.

Modern Britain: a corrupt and dangerous shithole full of scum.

Daily Fail

Nominated by Mount Peasant.

are a cunt.

Fine on truck drivers, veteran’s, hard ass bastards and a few other varieties (such as nut cases who I want to avoid).

The rest of the people who have them should stop wasting their money and start saving up to have them removed.

Nerdy, skinny idiots; women; boomers and Gen X wankers; cunts with zero personality. Nice looking birds who do this, it’s like putting bumper stickers on a Ferrari.

Ferfuxake, so many of you fucking cretins have them that it’s now become subversive to not have them. Having tattoos is the same as watching Coronation Street. And another case of blacking up by the way.

If you are privileged enough to have white skin, then show it.

Nominated by Hyacinth Bucket.

are cunts?

“Britzsh” invariably pronounced with a hiss of contempt at the end, Well that’s how I hear it but granted I am permanently pissed. A pejorative term (ie used to demean or denigrate) that is increasingly in use to label the British and particularly the English. Originated in America and has since spread like shit on your shoes whenever this once great nation is mentioned. Had a hissing heyday during the Brexit shenanigans as in “the ball is in the Brits court” or “the Brits face some tough decisions” or “you Brits cannot cherry pick” and so on.

Needless to say it has been picked up by the lickspittle meejah like flies to shit and has been incorporated into BBC speak. Whereas “Frogs” or “Krauts” or “Pakis” are deemed racist, “Brits” is not. Funny that. Perhaps we have gone too far down the crapper in our standing in the world. Confused? Just remember that Brit rhymes with Shit and know your place. Then there are Brits Abroad. We can still be proud.

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Nominated by Limpy Stroke.