Freda Jackson


“Ms. Jackson”

I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.

This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.

Ms. Jackson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.

“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

With an assist from Sam Beau

it`s Freda, Boggsy.

Octopus Energy


I would like to nominate these wankers for a eco unfriendly cunting. I went with my current supplier five years ago. Lo and behold an email drops from these twats demanding a sum in the teens demanding payment. Fuck off thinks I, it’s a scam. A few days later another one drops telling me that county court judgement is being considered. Right, log on to current supplier asks how long I have been with you? Answers me and asks what is the date on the alleged debt? None says I. Likely a scam says staffer.

Ring Octopus, get some dozy twat go through what my contention is, that no date was sent for the alleged charges, oh our mistake.
Well says I, you send a letter with a bill, I will write a cheque and post it back to you. Oh pay it online, not a chance you fuck with me, I fuck you around too.

Needless to say, no letter from them. I guess I shall be ringing some cunt further up the food chain come Monday. Wankers.

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Nominated by : CuntyMort

The Heroic Last Stand of the Brent Travellers

Is a tramps cunt.

These tinker cunts are embroiled in a spat with something called Brent Council over their site,which it appears has become dangerously overcrowded and a fire hazard.

The Chief Gyppo says they will make a Stand and it will take the Army to get them to up sticks and fuck off..

Meanwhile the Clipboard Warriors at the Council have countered with a peace initiative,offering a load of houses to our Travelling Chums,no questions asked.

In the midst of this titanic struggle the Fire Brigade turned up and fitted free smoke alarms in all the caravans,just in case Old Mr Corcoran got pissed and decided to smoke in bed..

Personally speaking it seems to me the best solution to this tumult would be for the Tinkers to invite the Council top brass round for a decisive meeting, during which the RAF could napalm the entire site.

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Nominated by Unkle Terry.

Compulsory Purchase Orders


In 2014, David Cameron (Cunt – NA) gave the go ahead to dual (widen) 13 miles of the A1.

For Felicity and James Hester, Melanie and Julien Wesby-Scott ( don’t hate them because they are double barrelled) and Martin Beal, this meant that their homes would have to be demolished to make way.

The scheme was stalled for years, but in 2024 Rishi (Cunt – NA) gave the go ahead

Here’s the kicker.
Unfortunately, the new Labour Government cancelled the project in October 2024, as they couldn’t allow schemes that were ” not already fully funded” to go ahead, after £68m has already been spent.

WHAT THE HELL?

The Hesters, unable to find a suitable property with room for a paddock, stables, etc. have relocated to Cumbria.
Melanie and Julien moved in 2019, after 10 years and much money modernising their home.
The Beals, whose farmhouse had been a family home since 1904 ( yes, 120 years), have now obtained planning permission to build a new farmhouse, after numerous delays in receiving compensation.

Under the Critchel Down rulings, the people are offered the opportunity to buy the property back, but as they have been empty for years, all have said no thanks.

So, £68m, plus £30k monthly paid for insurance and council tax ( with a premium for an empty property) paid by National Highways, plus £100k for the demolition of the Beals old farmhouse.

Sounds like a bargain.

BBC News.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Feral Youth

Just finished a job in Stockport, and needed to fuel up the van.
I pulled into a garage on the A6 which is the busy main road through Stockport.

I put the fuel in and go to the entrance.
Its locked.
The paki who works there waves me over to the window hatch to serve me.

Theres 3 lads about 12/13yrs old
Balaclavas on stood nearby like the under 12 branch of the IRA.

MNC ” Aye lads! What the fucks that on your head?”
And i twang ones balaclava.
They all laugh.

The paki serves me through the hatch eyeing the kids.

I get back in the van.

The lads suddenly break into action.
Stealing all of the bags of logs and charcoal outside under the window😂

Sorted for a BBQ👍

But theyre like jackals.
That poor cunt in Leicester,
80yrs old walking his dog
Beat him to death while a 12yr old girl filmed it!!!

Chilling.
They target the vulnerable.

Would i hit a 12/13yr old?
Joking arent you,
Id kick the little cunt into a coma.

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Nominated by Miserable Northern Cunt.

Seconded by: Cuntemall

A seconding for Feral Youths with this pair of killers (Manslaughterers my hole!).

Their now deceased 76 y.o. victim had been bullied nay terrorised for years by any number of bullying vandal youth scum. In the end this lot killed him by burning his house down while he was in it – though you’ll note the bbc left that little detail out of the headline. (”Teenagers jailed over fireworks attack on man”). He spent his last year on this godforsaken planet living behind boarded up windowframes as glass panes were just broken over and over if replaced, by bricks being thrown through them. And according to neighbourhood witnesses if he went out at all, he was constantly harassed in the street by young cunts.

Neighbours, I surmise, kept themselves out of it for fear of bringing the cunts down on THEM in retaliation. Also the deceased may have been a bit odd or something, reading between the lines. So what? Leave him alone in that case.

Paltry sentences for them, of course. They’ll both be out before the next scheduled election, one outrightly so, and the other with ‘good behaviour’.

An insult to the dead man’s existence.

BBC Link

Incidentally this was not the oldest ones first criminal offence, either, but that got skimmed over/ignored in the court.