Metropolitan Police (5) and David Carrick

A double cunting please for the Metropolitan Police Force vetting procedure and also hiring David Carrick serial rapist cunt, David Carrick, 48, admitted dozens of rape and sexual offences against 12 women across two decades.

Finally sacked at an inquiry after 20 years as police officer, you wonder who hired him, no background checks or whistle blowing procedures so he could be exposed.

What a cunt.

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Nominated by: Cuntfinder Junior

(I wonder if there would be the same media frenzy if Carrick was black? – Day Admin)


Auto Correct, sometimes known as Predictive Text.

Yes, we’ve all done it I’m sure. We’ve sent a text or email to someone or some site such as ISAC without proof-reading first. And yet it’s only after you’ve submitted the message do you actually read what you’ve just sent, only to find a spulling mkesteke!

Inevitably we do a follow up post with the correct wording followed by a blame-game moan usually on the lines of “fucking phone”, “fucking Apple/Android”, “fucking predictive text!”

The thing is, 9 times out of 10 auto-correct is probably doing its job; its the user that just isn’t paying enough attention prior to sending.

All the same auto-correct can be a pain at times especially if you haven’t set the auto-correction dictionary to English (UK) rather than the default English (Yank).

The other thing of note regarding auto-correct is that it makes us very lazy when it comes to spelling and learning words now that we know AC will do the biz (although we still need to double-check)

Anyway, I will check this nomination prior to submission because I don’t want any of you cunts to spot any errors, and neither do I want to blame auto-correct when there’s actually no need.

Nominated by: Technocunt

Antoinette Susan Jebb – Let Them Not Eat Cake

I would like to nominate Professor Susan Jebb of Oxford University and Chairwoman of the Food Standards Agency . The BBC News Website tells us peasants that this learned person wishes to see the end of the practice of people bringing cake to the workplace. It would appear that marking someone’s birthday etc by passing around the odd slice of Battenburg is bordering on manslaughter.

The aspect of this stupidity which gets my goat is that I cannot imagine how such a deluded person could possibly rise to such a lofty position. Then again, perhaps I should now be so surprised.

As ever Admin, I’d like one of my fellow cunters to provide the link.

Nominated by: Guzziguy

And supported by: Ron Knee

My pleasure Guzzi.
Silly cow deserves a twatting for treating people like five year olds.

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And there’s more, this time from Cuntologist

Professor Susan Jebb

Probably the one and only cunting this silly trout will get but reports of her utterances annoyed me greatly. Jebb is Chair of the Food Standards Agency Uk.

She said bringing a cake or other sweet treats into the office is as bad as passive smoking. No, it isn’t anything like passive smoking.

I don’t even work in an office these days but remember when people would bring stuff in, usually for birthdays, Divali etc, and simply refused it if I didn’t want any. Call me picky, but rarely was I tempted by a mass produced stale cake or greasy Samosa at 11.30am.

Professor Jebb goes onto say that she can’t say no if someone appears with cake. Apparently because she can’t say no, bringing in a cake is like smoking in the office in front of people. Oh just F off. Perhaps stick to the day job of ensuring food sold for consumption is safe.

Misleading Headlines

Once again, I wish to cunt the press who report truly tragic stories like this, but lead with deliberately slanted headers to make it look as if some evil overlord is deliberately denying POC organ transplants.

Anyone waiting for a transplant has my uttermost sympathy, but when the press report stories like this, well, it’s a turn off. A lot of people won’t actually understand the “like for like” nature of transplants and will see it as another stab at the “oppressive White man”.

Which is, of course, the intent of the headline.

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Nominated by: Jizzum Priest

And in a similar vain there’s this from Chuff Chugger

The ‘lost’ migrant ‘children’ and the migrant ‘child’ murderer.

As you would expect…no big hoo har from the MSM-particularly the BBC about these two stories on the same day. Reported on, yes, but followed up? Barely. There was more awkward questioning from journalists last week when raggy Sunak was caught not wearing a seat belt, and was very promptly issued with a (second) fine.

How was this supposed ‘child’ allowed into the country to murder? And how many of these supposed ‘children’ are actually children and not other 20 something cunts that have fucked off like rats when a wheely bin’s been moved? Will they be found? Like fuck will they. Will they be of an economic benefit to the UK…….NO. Will they add cultural enrichment to society…… Unless dragging our towns and cities down to Albanian levels of shit and opening money laundering barbers, nail bars, vape shops and mini marts is what the UK needs more of.

BBC News 1

You will also note, in the story below the BBC have conveniently ‘forgotten’ to mention in the headline he was an illegal immigrant who pretended to be a child to gain access to the UK. Don’t want to blame immigration, eh BBC?

BBC News 2

Lockdown Dogs and their Owners

Ok, not all of them. But there’s a high proportion of cunts in this category. When the lockdown got going, people bought dogs en masse, either as company or as a reason to exercise outdoors. I estimate that during the years 2020 to 2022 the population of dogs trebled or quadrupled in my small – mostly-commuter – town.

By far the majority of the newcomers were silly little breeds chosen for their cuteness rather than any other desirable canine trait. Little furballs with big eyes, a plague of springer spaniels (possibly the stupidest canine on the planet), bizarre monstrosities with bat ears and breathing difficulties. And a miniature schnauzer, which yaps continuously – I do mean continuously – loudly and penetratingly, at C above top C for the duration of its daily walk round the houses. Schnauzers do this, apparently. Grin and bear it, neighbours.

Ok, whatever turns you on. Dodgy Irish breeders of cockadoodles (is this right?), fill your boots. Likewise the purveyors of shitebags, harnesses, extending leads, toys, food, insurance and extortionate veterinary services. They may not have been factored into the initial decision to buy the dog. But they mount up. With the result that a dog may not be just for Christmas, but it sure as hell can be just for Covid:

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Cunts, ladies, gentlemen and persons of indeterminate gender or none. Just cunts.

Nominated by: Komodo