“Never in my life have I seen such poofery” would’ve bellowed Windsor Davies.
Yes, every 4 (or 5) years we get to watch sports which are so obscure, we’re not even sure if they’re sports. Some are enjoyable for this brief period during the Olympic Games. Most are not. The sport of synchronised diving though, is a bit of a weird one.
The men’s event; which, as a straight male, will probably be a criminal offence by the next Olympics; is an abomination. Good luck to Tom Daly for winning gold, but what was that lbgt rant all about after winning? What has getting men’s shite on your nob got to do with diving off a fucking board? He said something about gays might feel brave enough to try the sport or come out because he’d dived off a board into a pool, at the same time as another bender. And how oppressed the gay is.
Is he mad? Look at the BBC’s fawning (of course!) fucking article. It’s one of the longest I’ve ever seen. For a fringe ‘sport’. And he’s guaranteed a pundits’/presenting job at the BBC for life soon, I’m sure. Because he won gold? Partly, yes. Because he’s a good presenter? Doubt it. Because he’s a gay. Without doubt.
So this shite about gays being oppressed and disadvantaged nowadays is bollocks, but he has a point about them being oppressed in other countries. Will he mention them and why this happens? Peacefuls and third worlders? Of course not!
But the ladies’ event. I actually quite enjoyed that. Lots of nice arses and it seems an event the lezzas haven’t yet ruined by banning skimpy outfits or by putting shorts under skirts (tennis). Yes, the ladies’ event had outfits which were G-string esque in some cases. Side boobs in some cases too.
Although the BBC commentary team were most unfair on the British pair I saw. It seems the smaller the ‘splash’ on entering the water – the higher the marks. The cunts kept moaning about too much ‘splashback’ on entry. I’m sure I wasn’t the only one who’d noticed that our girls had big arses compared to say, the Chinese girls (I had a bigger arse when I was six).
It was like pushing Rick Waller into the local baths and not expecting a ripple.
Highly unfair.
But yes, what a fucking strange sport. I’d rather watch Diane Abbott take a shit than watch the men’s event. But you just might watch the ladies’ event one handed (not that I’d know anything about such things, you disgusting degenerates).
Nominated by: Cuntybollocks
And from a slightly different perspective, this from Fuglyucker
Not all British Olympians are cunts, but a lot of them are, these are people who want to represent their country and be a shining example of being brits, we always have the weak arsed fuckers who have a mental meltdown and pull out because they didn’t win, we have the ones who turn out to be purveyors of modern chemistry and don’t deserve the win, or get caught.
Then we have this diving ponce, I can’t remember his name knitting in the crowd, it’s not bad enough him flaunting the fact that he, s a shirt lifter at any given opportunity, marrying his mate and adopting kids because neither of them are women, so now he has become the woman in the relationship public ally,
I know we are told to accept gays now and we try to, but fair is fair there is no need for the mincing, it wasn’t long ago a gay at the pool would have been lynched, now they knit woollen willy warmers in the crowd.
Makes me proud to be British, I don’t know about you….
Helpful links supplied by: Mr W.C. Knit One Pearl One Boggs
Allow me to help in the matter of Tom’s knitting:
Tom Gets Knitting at the Olympics
It’s clear that, like Lord Mandy, he is what our pansy friends call a “power bottom”. He clearly doesn’t believe in it is better to give thn receive:
