Crispin Blunt


Crispin Blunt is a CINO cunt. Surrey’s PCC stood on a platform of defending women’s spaces, denying access to dress wearing degenerates pretending to be women while sporting a beard and an erection. Her reward? To be subjected to the usual, death and rape threats from the usual suspects; culminating in the disciplinary oversight of her local Police Committee.

She was found blameless, but despite the wholehearted support of Surrey residents she found herself threatened and ear-bent by Blunt, an enthusiastic tonguer of the Stonewall hole. When she wouldn’t cave, he reported her again, assuring her of another round of pointless misery.

Why is Blunt masquerading as a tory? Surely one of the I’m-Fucked-in-the-Head-and-Knit-my-Own-Yoghurt parties would welcome him with spread cheeks? I give you Crispin Blunt, piss-weasel and knob-sock…

https://unherd.com/2022/01/inside-the-tory-trans-civil-war/

Nominated by: International Cunt of Mystery

Reaction Videos


A quick but necessary cunting for ‘reaction’ videos, people who film themselves reacting to film trailers then posting that reaction to youtube, especially ‘Americans react to…’

Nobody gives a fuck about these specimens having the same performed reaction as every other cunt who posts such videos. It’s social media narcissism taken to the extreme.

When I used Facebook (last decade), it would always be the same dopey, soppy cunts sharing this crap to his/her feed, inviting people to like and join in the weird world of online therapy culture. The ‘be nice’ depressive, Lib Dem-voting, prosecco and rose quaffing ex-MILFs and softies, the hipsters, the geeks, the banter-free shells of hen-pecked, ever-so-earnest recent husbands who were stuck at home because of the mental issues of the new wife. Where’s the warranty on the fucking thing?

The men on local gossip pages. The male feminists crying because another pale little dweeb posted a video of himself also crying over the trailer for Sonic the Hedgehog.or Star Wars: The Nail in the Coffin

Can the soft cunts who post this mawkish, narcissistic dog manure and those who gormlessly share and ‘like’ instead ‘react’ to lead shot embedding itself in their tissues. That would be highly entertaining.

Get fucked you numb, soy-soaked cunts.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime

The Red Wall

The Red Wall.

The so called “Red Wall” deserves a cunting because it’s all we ever hear of in the news, as if it were the beginning and end of everything. Red Wall MP’s are a moaning bunch of cry babies and really ought to shut up. I’m more tired of them than I am of the deceitful, bumbling Boris. They deserve each other.

Red Wall hysteria started as soon as they and Boris were elected and hasn’t let up since. Boris even posed for a photograph with them where they all looked like the attendees of a particularly rough special needs school. The press has waxed lyrical about how the Red Wall represents a seismic shift in British politics. Along the way the egos of the fragile and sensitive Red Wall politicians has expanded exponentially. They actually think they are important.

But they are not important. They are cunts. Now they are rebelling against the headmaster of their special needs school because they realise the party may be over. They are threatening to cross the floor and one actually has. They cry in the Members Tea Room because the Chief Whip said some rude words to them. How dare the Chief Whip? Doesn’t he know they are important? They claim to be Conservatives but not one of them will stand up and fight for true Conservativism (as opposed to Johnsonian social liberalism). They sit there blubbering because they are wet social democrats scared that when they get home their coal mining dad will belt them for pretending to be conservatives.

A towering wall of cuntishness and I’m fed up with the lot of them.

ThisWeek News Link

Nominated by MMCM

Amazon [10] and Visa


The expected change regarding the use of Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk will no longer take place on January 19.

We are working closely with Visa on a potential solution that will enable customers to continue using their Visa credit cards on Amazon.co.uk. 

Should we make any changes related to Visa credit cards, we will give you advance notice. Until then, you can continue to use Visa credit cards, debit cards, Mastercard, American Express, and Eurocard as you do today.

Thank you for being an Amazon customer.

This is a copy of the email I had from Amazon, whose back pedalling has caused a tsunami, the utter, utter cunts.

Fuck off, Amazon. I’m never ordering from you ever again, on account of you being massive tax dodging cunts, staff abusing cunts, customer deriding cunts, and basically, yes that’s right, cunts!

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(More info from this old nom – Day Admin Visa and Amazon )

If it Ain’t Broke…


Yes, that old English idiom, which basically means if something is working perfectly well for the majority of people, then please don’t go round by trying to improve it because more often than not it achieves the direct opposite.

In this case my line of fire is directed fairly and squarely at those cunts at Microsoft HQ. We all know about their half-baked operating system releases over the last few decades; we all know how they fuck about with their headline applications such as SQL Server (which they stole from Sybase in 1993, carry on – NA), Visual Studio and Microsoft Office. We all know how they rarely, if ever, listen to public feedback in order to “make Windows better”.

Instead they just do their own thing, determined to make life difficult for their punters by tinkering with existing applications and over-engineering them to the point whereby cunts like me and many others have to relearn how a perfectly good app in the past is now something totally different and actually achieves far less!

Installing Windows 11, for example, was not only a big bloody effort, but also a PITA because the Redmond cunts have given the front end GUI a complete makeover, as well as fucking about with some tried and trusted settings such as Task Manager (moved from the Task Bar), the Task Bar clock (which won’t display seconds anymore) and Task Bar itself (difficult to customise and group apps).

Not only that but they’ve fucked about with pre-installed apps such as Photos with more over-engineered bollocks, some of which are admittedly welcome additions. But by the same token they decide to get rid of certain functionalities within an app for no apparent reason, leaving you, the mug punter, in limbo as you look for alternatives.

For example, their Photos app had a very good tool called “Spot Fix” and “Red Eye” ,which removed dust and blemishes and corrected a person’s eye glare in a photo. This was hugely useful and simple to learn. But that was in a previous release of Photos.

Now, Microsoft have released a new version of Photos and got rid of “Spot Fix” / “Red Eye” with no direct replacement. So that means if you’re trying to clean a shedload of photos you’re now fucked because Spot Fix has gone, and you’re gonna have to relearn with a 3rd party app bolted on, which may or may not be free..

But its not just Microsoft that can’t resist breaking things, Apple. Android, Linux – they’re all at it. Developing improvements to an app but getting rid of perfectly good functionality, and then expecting us to be eternally grateful for their hard work.

And it’s not just IT products where this kind of over-engineering goes on – tablets, cameras, phones, televisions, car dashboards,  washing machines ..and on and on… Product designers bring out extra features that serve little purpose other than to confuse as you read through the 90 page user manual. They get rid of things, rename things, move things, make things look really modern with lots of lights and buttons. But don’t really achieve anything.

Yes, I understand products have to evolve and become better over time, but to reduce its functionality and/or over-engineer something just for the sake of it is not the way to treat their customer base. Especially if time is a factor and you really don’t want to spend even more time having to relearn all over again.

If it ain’t broke, leave the fuck alone. Please!

Nominated by: Technocunt