Miliband the organ grinder’s monkey

The Miliband dumb cunt fuck-up trail has become legendary as in every thing he touches gets covered in shit yet there he is now a major minister (Foreign Secretary for Chrissake) in HM’s Government. Despite a mug like a reject model for a low budget Frankenstein movie and a career advancing student politics causes (lay odds he wears skid marked drip dry underpants and whiffey nylon socks) such as ending fossil fuels and headline support for Palestine he continues to advance in the corridors of power.

Reason being the cunt furthers the freaky part of the Labour Agenda while Burnham keeps his head down and if it all goes tits up then Miliband is always available to carry the can. Traditionally that is what the organ grinder’s monkey is for. Rather convenient that he is also of Jewish heritage thus made to order to represent the squiggly eyed anti-Zionist part of the Labour Agenda AKA Corbinism. Too tedious to go into now but take it from an old campaigner that it is a rat’s nest of personal hatreds and unforgivable doctrinal sins and heresies that span the decades. If only Trotsky and Marx were still alive……..but in those circles they still are.

Times of Israel

Nominated by Sir Limpy Stroke.

“An inquiry into allegations British Special Forces murdered unarmed Afghan civilians has cost UK taxpayers £58m, figures from the Ministry of Defence (MoD) show.

When the inquiry was launched in 2023, its chair Lord Justice Haddon-Cave said it would aim to report, “at least on an interim basis”, within 12-18 months.

However, the inquiry has now been running for more than three and a half years, and has yet to publish any findings.

In a statement, the inquiry said its work was “greater and more complex than it originally envisaged”…

Cunts.

“The SAS Regimental Association (SASRA), which represents more than 5,000 SAS veterans and serving personnel, said it remained committed to supporting the inquiry and helping achieve a “timely solution”.

But in a statement, it added: “The prolonged nature of the process is itself causing significant and widening harm.”

It said the inquiry posed a “significant challenge, not only to the regiment’s reputation and the wellbeing and morale of its members, but in the association’s view, to the operational effectiveness of a key element of the nation’s defence”.

It said the cumulative effect of decades of legal scrutiny arising from operations in Northern Ireland, Iraq, Afghanistan and Syria was placing a significant burden on individuals, families and the association itself.”

How about leaving our elite troops to do their job,at which they are the very best in the world,which is to kill our enemies as quickly and effectively as possible.

Destroying our armed forces morale one enquiry at a time,the Quisling dung.

But never mind,the enquiry is getting very well paid and that’s the most important thing.

BBC News?

Absolute filth,the new normal for a country obsessed with red tape and kneeling to our foes.

Oven.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

A bit short but we’ll allow it as some of you might have some gripping stories to tell – NA

Ok, off the fucking wall nomination here but I’m going to nominate Jury Service. Not as a juror but as the long fucking suffering other arf of a juror listening to them worrying about the legal aspects of said case and banging on and fucking on about it in depth.

As I reach the point of wanting our former hangman Albert to top em even if it’s something minor.

Oh I’ll add the missus did a murder trial for a few weeks. Bloke was a cunt as well.

CookdandBombd. (Link passed down by Unkle Terry)

Nominated by : Paul Goddard

Following the arrival of yet another boatload of savages in Portsmouth this lefty windbag cunt says the demonstration against the ongoing invasion was “intimidating and thuggish” and warned “those who cross into illegality” would “face the full force of the law”.

Some 625 migrants on eight boats were brought to shore at Dover and Portsmouth on Sunday, according to Home Office figures.

The natural conclusion of being completely,totally ignored by politicians regarding this emergency is that the public will take matters into their own hands.

The responsibility for every aspect of this disgrace lies wholly with the cesspit that is our parliament.

BBC News?

In 2024 Sarah claimed £293,068 office expenses on top of her salary.

Perfect.

Nominated by : Unkle Terry

Get past the half dozen or so ‘top headline’ stories on the BBC News homepage and you find yourself in a shit soup of stories designed to appeal to the IQ of the average OK and Hello magazine reader- how to eat healthy with helpful menus, mental health stories, celebrity reporting bollocks etc. You know the stuff.

However, this ‘lower shelf’ story on said site today had me questioning their reasoning:

Two reports, one after the other. The first about the crimewave ‘fad’ of young scrotes wearing balaclavas riding around causing untold terror and vanadalism in packs of bicycles.

BBC News? – Yobs on bikes.

..and then on the same page we have this:

BBC News? – More Yobs on Bikes.

Now, I’m a bit long in the tooth to play video games, but promoting a game such as Grand Theft Auto, where the concept is (and I quote)

‘The concept of GTA games revolves around players taking on the role of criminals in an open-world environment, where they complete various missions and engage in activities related to organised crime. Players have the freedom to explore the game world and choose how to approach their objectives, often involving violent and illegal actions’

Can they not see the irony in this? Glamourising and promoting a game whereby the core basis of it is to commit crime and violence……yet report on a plague of yobs doing precisely that, and stating what can be done to prevent them.

Jeez

Nominated by : Chuff Chugger