Lewis “Mr Bling” Hamilton (18)

Whatever happened to Lewis Hamilton?

When Hamilton first appeared on the F1 scene, I had a lot of respect for the guy. He was Mr Average made good – a nice normal ordinary guy with a talent that propelled him to the top of his game through dedication and hard work.

Now he’s frankly turned into an immature, money hungry spoilt brat viz his latest foray into cuntishness

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OK you may have a penchant for jewellery Lewis but nobody needs to wear three fucking watches at the same time. But then again it does get you right down there wid de kids init.

He’s objecting to the FIA ruling against wearing jewellery while driving.

Well let’s hope the FIA do a Djokovic and ban the cunt. Rules is rules. You no like, you no play. Simples.

Nominated by Dioclese

Comic Relief (6)

Be fair… it’s shit isn’t it?

Every year the chuggers wheel out a load a load of puerile, cheap telly courtesy of the BBC. It ain’t funny, it’s just a load of people arsing about to part us from our hard earned cash. Nationalised chugging persuading us to give money to spongers, third world dictators and people in famine and war zones breeding children when they should know better. How do they manage it? Anorexics don’t have children – their bits shut down. So how the fuck do they manage it in these third world shit holes?

As if we don’t pay enough in taxes in contributions to the overseas aid budget the biggest bunch of left-on virtue seeking wankers appears on our screens and airways, telling us to part with even more of our dosh.

Dick heads drive their cars around with stupid plastic appendages attached to the grill and others dress in fancy dress crap or bake cakes for ‘good causes’.

And do you know what really pisses me off about Red Nose Day? The fact that my grandchildren will be forced to join in at school today by a load of leftie teachers. Nobody should be forced to join in this shit or indoctrinated with propaganda in the schoolroom. Nobody. It’s not right.

Last year I made Mrs D a promise. I’ll donate £10 for, every time they make me laugh. Seemed fair and reasonable.

This year I’ll give them the same as I gave them last year. Sweet fuck all because, let’s me be honest, woke killed comedy and these cunts frankly just ain’t funny…

Nominated by Dioclese

John Lennon – a Christmas visionary

It’s that time of year when you just can’t get away from the barrage of crap Christmas music, and I must admit to having cashed in on a few myself over the years.

But this year there’s a eulogy to the Fab Four that reminds me that there is one Christmas visionary out there who richly deserves a thorough cunting especially at this time of year – John Lennon :

(1) a man so far up his own arse he was almost a quantum singularity
(2) a man with an ego larger than the known universe
(3) a visionary who undoubtedly, had he lived, would have almost certainly been a UN peace ambassador and an even bigger know head than Bono
(4) a man who married one of the world’s ugliest women, almost as big a cunt as Meghan
(5) a man who never wrote a decent song after he split with McCuntney

It seems to me that Lennon’s main claim to immortality was that he was assassinated, otherwise there wouldn’t be an airport named after him and he would have faded into obscurity. That at least would have spared us the crock of shit that is “Merry Christmas – War is Over”.

Regrettably we have to tolerate it every fucking year. The only good thing you could say about it is that it’s better than “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time”. But then again we are comparing two turds to see which is the best polished.

Have a great Christmas.

Nominated by : Chas C