Men henpecked and destroyed by marriage are cunts.
I am one of the lucky few, I suppose, I am actually that rarity: a happily married man. But the amount of mates and old muckers I have seen ruined by taking a wife is now in huge numbers. Blokes who were great mates. good lads and real ravers turned into shadows of their former selves. The transformation is both saddening and alarming.
One old pal of mine was a great bloke and one of the lads, nice lad too. He said he’d never get caught and would be his own man until the day he died. Now? He got wed and now his life isn’t his own.
Doesn’t go out until he gets permission (i.e: never), all his hard earned goes into a ‘joint account’ and he can’t even treat himself to something like a DVD without his Dragon quizzing ‘How much did that cost?’
I saw them last week in passing and asked how things were going. My mate said ‘they’ (meaning him) were either going to re-do the driveway or the bathroom. But his harridan just barked/sneered ‘Bathroom!’ as if to say ‘End of discussion! Go Doggy, get bone!’
I asked him if he’d maybe like a post-lockdown piss-up just like the old days, and he looked nervous as he got one of ‘those’ sideways glances from the tart and I never did get a definite answer.
The poor cunt tells me of his woes and his life of henpecked terror. But It’s his own fault and he never stands up to the bitch. Thing is, he is but one of many. There are millions of men who give up their old lives and never enjoy themselves again after they get the ball and chain.
What I want to know is why do they fucking do it?
Nominated by: Norman
The sheer insensitivity of Preston, Lancs.
