Dead Pool [309]

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Congratulations to Cuntstable Cuntbubble for correctly predicting the final outro of Shane MacGowan. He was 65.

It says here that Shane MacGowan, the boozy, rabble-rousing singer (singer? – NA) and chief songwriter of The Pogues, infused traditional Irish music with the energy and spirit of punk. MacGowan’s songwriting and persona made him an iconic figure in contemporary Irish culture, and some of his compositions have become classics — most notably the bittersweet Christmas ballad “Fairytale of New York”.

Here’s a tribute to Shane from the incomparable Chas Crane.

Onwards with Dead Pool 309. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Let the game begin!

The BBC [104], Russel T. Davies and Doctor Who [8]

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Just when you thought this programme couldn’t get any more woke or absurd, it has done.

The Time Lord hero and his/her/its companions have already been woked to buggery. And the less said about the stories, the better. To see the female dark personage ‘Doctor’ in the official BBC 60th anniversary line-up of all the Doctor’s incarnations is nauseating enough. She had a small part in one episode (as – wait for it – a ‘Doctor of the future’🙄). The great Peter Cushing – who starred in two Doctor Who/Dalek films – is not included because he is not BBC or official, yet she is?! A curling woke turd of the highest order.🤢

But… But it gets worse. Because now they are woking the villains too.🤣

Executive Producer (‘showrunner’ my arse) Russell .T. Davies is making Davros an able bodied man (and white if he’s evil, naturally). Apparently Davies claims that it’s ‘offensive’ and a ‘stereotype’ to portray ‘dIsabled people’ as evil.

Somebody should tell Russell .E. Coyote that Davros is not a person. He is an alien Kaled from the planet Skaro. Davros also isn’t disabled. He is a Kaled/Dalek hybrid. He does not go around in a wheelchair and claim disability benefit. Davros is also fucking fictional, always has been.

Once again, the BBC and their lackeys are turning entertianment and escapism into a politically correct lecture, by shoehorning ‘real issues’ into it. The cunts would put sambeaus, poofs and climate change into the Magic Roundabout if it was still on.

Davies said (about the original and classic Davros) that ‘society has moved on’. Why doesn’t this mincing ninny get to fuck? What has society got to do with a ficticious alien mad scientist?🤔

And as for disabled people not being evil? Has the cunt heard of Oscar Pistorius?

Radio Times Link.
Nominated by : Norman

Illustrated Instruction Manuals

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A common and hugely irritating annoyance when buying products these days is the accompanying instruction manual that is basically a set of pictures laid out in – hopefully – a chronological sequence in order for you to construct your DIY flat pack furniture, or fit a fridge, TV or basically anything large or small.

However, the designers of these manuals do this in order to save shedloads on multi-language textual instructions. They assume, therefore, that by just having pictures/sketches will be understood by everyone.

Utter bollocks in most cases, especially when it involves complicated or vague steps such as using the right screw, nut and bolt for a particular join, but you have about 6 different types to choose from but all look the same.

The attached link is just one example, but there are far worse picto-manuals than this. Moreover, what these cunning bastards are doing more often now is not enclosing instruction sheets at all. Instead you have to scan a QR code, register and then download the manual from their site.

Not only do you have to put up with understanding the logical sequence of badly-detailed diagrams, but you’ve just given them your contact details for you to be spammed with by 3rd party cunts.

ikeainstruct

Nominated by Technocunt.

Dead Pool [308]

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Congratulations to Freddie the Frog for correctly predicting the exit stage left of Henry Kissinger, whose passing was reported in the early hours UK time. He was 100.

Known the world over as a stalwart figure in American foreign policy under presidents Richard Nixon and Gerald Ford. I nicked this off Sly News:

During eight years as a national security adviser and secretary of state, Dr Kissinger was involved in major foreign policy events including the first example of “shuttle diplomacy” seeking peace in the Middle East (that worked out well – NA), secret negotiations with China to defrost relations between the burgeoning superpowers (that worked out well – NA) and the instigation of the Paris peace talks seeking an end to the Vietnam conflict. (which the Yanks lost – NA)

Onwards with Dead Pool 308. You know the rules:

1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and steal someone else’s nominations from the previous pool.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt who we have heard of.

4) No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken.

5) Hits are rewarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

Let the game begin!

Buffy Sainte-Marie – The Phoney Native Indian

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Let’s have a Rachel Dolezal Cunting for Pretendian Buffy Sainte-Marie.

For years Buffy has put out the story that she was born on the Piapot Indian Reservation in Canada and was by birth a Cree Indian. According to her fake bio she was forcibly taken from her Aboriginal parents and given to a white family for adoption.

Sainte-Marie…a marginally talented artist parlayed her scam into a semi-successful career, even winning an Oscar for writing the nauseating theme song to the repulsive 80’s film, “An Orifice and a Gremiln.”

Said Oscar is now reported to reside in the Smitsonian Institute as the only Oscar ever awarded to an American Indian.

But it’s all a Dolezal type scam. Long before Massachusetts Senator “Cherokee Liz” Warren dreamed up her scam, a woman named Jacqueline Keeler has been exposing fake Indians. Sainte-Marie is just the latest fraudster to be exposed. As it turns out the Canadian singer-songwriter was born in the USA, in the town of Stoneham, Massachusetts as Beverly Jean Santamaria and is of Italian descent.

In response to the facts coming out “Buffy” has claimed she grew up a misfit in a “typical, white, Christian New England town” and has simply told her story as she knew it.

Another cunt using a fake victim story to achieve the fame her lack of talent would otherwise never allow her to achieve.

New York Post

The Smithsonian will now have to change the Oscar exhibit to read; “The Only Oscar to be won by a Pretendian.”

Fucking phony cunt.

Nominated by: General Cuntster

And backed up by: Norman

She’s shit as well General.

Link below.

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