My daily drive to and from work is via country lanes and the number of approaching cars with their wheels well over the white line is becoming epidemic.

From cunts with big fat BMWs and Range Rovers to lazy-wristed women in Fiat 500s, they all seem incapable of driving in a lane. Honestly, George Best driving a Silver Shadow after a skinful would manage the job better.

Last month, some penis in a small van knocked my offside door mirror clean off as the fucking thing was to wide for him to pilot past my car (which I had stopped as I could see what was coming). Cunt drove off without stopping.

I need to invest in a rusty MK1 Granada with angle iron welded all around it.

Cunts.

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Nominated by Paul Maskinback with a link by Jeezum Priest.

Virtue signalling ( or covering your arse)

This excellent comment from Norfolk Cnt.

April 4, 2025 (Link to full comment here – NA)

A little O/T (but relevant to the state of this once-fair Land). Was perusing on my way home some nibbles to accompany a delicious beverage later. Amongst the KP nuts, crisps and other assorted tucker, I found a self-congratulatory packet of lentil chips virtuously announcing it was palm oil free, trans fats (surely transphobic that) and fucking HALAL COMPLIANT. 🤬🤬🤬 This wasn’t to reassure the native Brit that their food was free from barbaric, zero-animal-welfare-standards, ritualistic practices originating in 7th fuck kno where. It was to appease the ever growing curse of a belligerent, alien, hostile species in its aim to take over Europe that they can impose their ways right to down a sodding supermarket aisle amongst my favourite snacks. In East Anglia!!!

Well, inspired by this, I took a look at the snack tray, something I leave accessible to my family, who I love dearly but go through my cupboards and nick all the good shit!
The snack tray distracts them, and the leave my Godiva chocs alone.

Proper sweet’n’salty popcorn. Vegan. ✅
Sun Bites sour cream, vegetarian. Packet made with 50% recycled plastic. ✅
Crunchie, Partnering with Fairtrade Foundation.✅
Picnic. 100% Sustainably Sourced Cocoa. ✅

I could go on, but I think you get the idea, but what I personally, really, actually want to know is, who the fuck reads a wrapper when you’ve got the munchies?

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest (with an assist from Norfolk Cnt)

Pube haired nasal singer Bob Dylan is having a rebirth of popularity of late due to a film.about him.

Now Bob is considered a genius.

By ripping off Woody Guthrie folk tunes he got famous in that America.

He decided to go electric and played Manchester where famously someone shouted

“. Judas!!”

I’ve never particularly cared for him.
Sly, nasal, full of himself.

But admit I Do like some of his tunes.
Masters of war
Story of the hurricane
Knocking on heavens door
Ballad of a thin man.

But bet he never gets a round in,
Never tips a waiter
And uses 5% off coupons in the supermarket.

I just don’t like the cunt.

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Nominated by Miserable Northeren Cunt.

are for cunts.

I have always had a disdain for these items.
Just today I have seen a group of six nursery children wearing them on a beach. Why? They haven’t had to cross any roads, the beach is not packed with people, so a risk of wandering off.

More health and safety..

I have had to wear these pointless items for far too many years..
I’m not working outside with plant vehicles whizzing around or on train tracks.
I’m on the third floor of a well lit office block.
What visibility do I need?
People mainly use their eyes in those situations.

I understand steel toe caped boots and hard hats, they save you from injuries.

These things make your back sweat in summer and are forever getting snagged on things.

Didn’t help this fellow much.

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Nominated by Barry zuckercunt.

Forgetting his roots and that it was Mothers day thankfully was picked up in the media. C.A.

For those of you who are not familiar this is the end of Ramadan greeting.
Our king, head of the Christian church, has gone out of his way to wish people this and Starmer has done the same.
Neither wished Happy Mother’s Day and they don’t seen quite so keen to observe Christian dates in our Gregorian calendar .

I’d say it’s fair to say our once great nation is on course to be fully islamified within 20 years.
What say you cunters?

Calvin Robinson

Nominated by Utter cunt, Link by Barry zuckercunt.