Verphy Kudi

A diversity-is-our strength cunting please for this 19 year old savage, who, in order to celebrate her 18th birthday went on a six day bender. The brainless whore left her baby daughter alone the entire time, with the result that the child died of dehydration and influenza:

Link to story.

She has, to her credit, pleaded guilty. She will be sentenced later. Her defence council have been given access to all her social service papers, no doubt to concoct a suitable sob story to get her a minimal sentence. That sentence should surely include sterilization, so she an never produce offspring to abuse again.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Dead Pool [208]

Congratulations to Miserable Northern Cunt who correctly predicted that Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh would be next dead dude aged 99. Philip had recently been in hospital for a month and had been in increasingly poor health for several years making him a firm favorite nomination on the Deadpool since its inception back in 2010.The Duke will be best remembered for his long marriage to the Queen founding the Duke of Edinburgh scheme crashing his Range Rover and countess brilliant politically incorrect gaffes.

On to Deadpool 208


1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next. It is first come first served. You can always be a cunt and steal other cunters’ nominations from previous pools.

2) Anyone who nominates the world’s oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3) It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4) If your pick has already been taken, tough titty. Pick someone else because we can’t be arsed to check.

5)New Rule:Nominations can only be changed if some cunt has beaten you to it and your nomination is invalidated.Otherwise, stick with your five until the next round.I am making this change off my own back but there seems to be a consensus in the comments in the Dead Pool 207 thread.(Shaun)

So on your marks, ready….set…..go!

London Transport Bailout

Read this in the Telegraph this morning (behind a paywall, but a Google search might return better results)

Anyway, because of the Pandemic and the lockdowns and that a lot of office workers are WfH, passenger numbers on London’s Tube, buses and trains have fallen dramatically over the last 12 months, and that even when we return to “normal”, there will still be at least a 20% drop in passenger footfall, and thus revenue.

To alleviate this, old Suckdick is asking Boris for a £16bn bailout courtesy of the Taxpayer. He has also threatened to penalise car drivers with a £5.50 charge for entering central London, hoping it might convince them to use public transport.

He is also considering cutting services, but that would mean going toe2toe with the Unions, and he hasn’t got the balls to do that. Plus, a cut in public transport would be at odds with the government’s wish to “go green” and get everyone out of their cars and onto buses and trains.

Exactly why taxpayers outside of London should have to subsidize London’s transport network is taking the piss; especially since other big cities will have also witnessed a massive drop in footfall/revenue with their own public transport services. A simpler solution would be to raise council tax in London: it’s your network, you pay for it!

This also brings into question the need for the other elephant in the room – HS2. Current budget is around £110bn and rising. Exactly what purpose it will achieve is moot, but given what we have learnt about this pandemic and the need to return to the office, or go on business trips up and down the country by train, is no longer of paramount importance when we can simply Zoom from home!

But its good to know that Taxpayers – including myself living in the remotest part of the Lake District some 300 miles away from the Smoke – could end up paying to prop up Suckdick’s shite public transport system because its too big to fail!

Nominated by: Technocunt

UK Respect for Islam Threat

(Will this be the UK in the near future? How will Wokes and Wimminz feel about that I wonder? – DA)

The vipers in our bosom

Muslim leaders in West Yorkshire are to warn Boris Johnson that Britain risks “becoming like France” if the government does not insist on respect for Islam.

That looks a lot like a threat to start killing and beheading to me. Over a discussion about blasphemy, not actual blasphemy. It comes from an alien sect. 500 years behind the times. There would be outrage if the CofE issued such a barbaric edict, but we now accept this from these superstitious degenerates.

And why? From their perspective to prevent children actually thinking for themselves. From our perspective it seems that all the laws on freedom of expression and hate speech do not apply to these sub-humans.

It is time the laws in this country were applied equally and that this threat is treated as such and prosecuted.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble 

Logic Defying TV Adverts

I nominate logic-defying tv adverts.


Burglar Alarm Sales Centre: “Hello how can we help?”
Caller: “I’m upset “.
Sales: “Have you just been burgled?”
Caller: “Yes”
Sales: “Don’t worry, we can come and fit a security system for you”


This is equivalent to:

“Hi. This is Better Bolt PLC, how can we help?”
Caller: “My horse has just escaped from its stable”
Company: “Don’t worry, we can fit a better bolt for you”

Great. So that will get the horse back will it?
Of course not. It’s like taking out insurance AFTER an accident.

Fecking stupid!

Nominated by: Lord Helpuss