David Cameron was woke enough as Foreign Secretary and many loyal British Subjects and Soldiers were pursued by him in relation to The Troubles for being a bit nasty to the IRA and other Catholic Terrorists. On the subject of IRA Terrorists, far fewer of them were or are being pursued by the British State for heinous crimes than Loyalists. Funny that or “so issus” (so it is) as our Belfast friends put it while giving an upwards shrug of their shoulders.

So the bloody page of history in those parts turns and the terrorists are now the ruling elite in both parts of the Island of Ireland. Shein Fein/IRA are the masters now having established an ascendency for the Republic of Ireland in the EU during the late Brexit Negotiations where they proved to be a serious pain in the arse for British aspirations. It was their pleasure to sabotage our negotiations at any opportunity. Their coup de grace was to control the whole land border/sea border issue so we end up in the position we now find ourselves in, fucked up in our own country.

This makes the position of Foreign Secretary ever more key in the new administration.

Cometh the Moment Cometh the Man you say so who cometh? Hilary Benn who has already hit the ground surrendering (must be some froggie in the cunt). He cometh while slavering “we must all work together” platitudes out of his condescending gob.

An infomashup on Hillary:
Yes son of old turbulent priest and ex-aristo Tony Benn. Hillary is not one of your Eton and Oxbridge educated Parliamentarians, oh no, far worse. Westminster Under School (under whom you may ask) a top persons prep school, fees about 26 grand a year then Leftie Central the University of Brighton. Then up the customary greasy pole in UK politics – Researcher, Councillor, Special Advisor then Labour Candidate, MP then a series of Ministry jobs involving handing out our money to people that do not like us – Sec of State for International Development, then S of S for Environment blah blah then Shadow Foreign Sec but Proper Job anywhere? Not that I can see.

First job for our new Sec of State ? One of the major Ministries of State, Northern Ireland.

First act? Rush over to lick arse of Northern Ireland First Minister Michelle O’Neill (VP Sinn Fein/IRA and she of the over tight leprechaun green dress)
First statement about the most contentious issue of the Legacy Act and Ireland continuing to prosecute UK in the European Court? Prefers not to say

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Nominated by Sir limpy stroke.

A blend word or a portmanteau, is a word formed by combining the sounds and meaning of two or more words, for example brunch or sitcom. Many are practical that have been adopted and standardized into everyday English that people would struggle to convey what they wanted to say without them.

Then there are the cuntish ones often born out of social media or reality TV like the teeth itching ‘vajazzle’ popularized by the plastic orange chavs of TOWIE. Slanguage, glamping, metrosexual, mansplaining, all used by cunts.

Probably the most famous or infamous of recent times is Brexit and the bungled escape from our Eurocrat frenemies.

Maybe I just need to chillax.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

Grieving actually is a cunt.

Help Guide.

This is about coping with the loss of a pet. Believe me, if you’ve ever lost a pet, it really hurts.

But saying goodbye to your pet is a whole different ball game, when its saying goodbye to your partner.

My point here, is it hurts, and it’s an absolute cunt, it’s not a fucking competition. There aren’t degrees, and anyone who says “it’s just a dog” needs twatting.

Nominated by : Jeezum Priest

Following the announcement on Sunday that Biden will not seek re-election, we moved up this nomination to let you weigh in while the iron is hot – Admin Team.

Old Snake Eyes on Steroids?

The rather weird look of an off the rails Joe Biden, the pensioner on steroids and double sanitary pads as witnessed at the recent State of the Union Speech and the debate with Trump, has stirred up memories. An old mate of mine now deceased was desperate to go to his daughter’s wedding and do the “giving away” routine. He had the cognitive abilities of a squashed slug – flat out, not knowing where he was most of the time and oozing out of every orifice. You did not want to be downwind of the old cunt but sentiment does creep in.

Had a word with his quack, a delightfully unsentimental and mercenary cunt who, for a consideration of two grand, happily arranged for him a private blood transfusion (in an NHS hospital) and some then under the counter Adderall, the amphetamine of choice for Russian Dictators and flaked out pop stars. Had him crazying around like an overwound clockwork bunny. Did the job but the old cunt ended up shivering, covered in sweat and smelling like a Glastonbury chemical khazi. The quack did offer a cheaper option, a prophylactic ie terminal shot of morphine but that old bastard cunt of sentiment will intervene. Besides which the family were anxious to pay for it. Since you ask he died “naturally” from cancer of the shite tube three months later.

The word out is that Biden is on a similar regime with Adderall (lethal stuff) well in the frame. Old Snake Eyes has been in The Pool for years but now becomes a racing cert on that gear. What The Lord Giveth He Taketh Away and Old Joe is walking a hopped-up tight rope and sure to slip off on his own shite some time soon.

Washington Times.

Politico.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Seconded by Norman:

In 1974, after his final and rather farcical presidential election win, Juan Peron said to the Argentine press, ‘I didn’t win because I was so good. I won because the others
were so bad.’

And Uncle Joe is certainly now in tha latter category. He is the most inept, comedic and bungling US President of recent times. From his already now infamous ‘Zelensky as Putin’ remarks to his ‘Bullseye’ comment about Bg Don’s recent brush with a pimple ravaged inadequate four eyed cunt with a gun.

The very idea that this incompetent and pathetic old fool is in charge of what is still the most powerful nation in the world is ls as scary as it is laughable. Biden reminds me of Dick van Dyke as the very elderly manager of the bank in Mary Poppins.

I reckon Trump will be shoe-in for a second term as Presidem now. Thanks to Biden’s own ineptitude and stupidity. He even makes Barack Obama look good, and that’s not easy….

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As if you needed more, here’s more from Sir Limply Stoke:

No Cuntry for Old Men.

Just like a stubborn grandad who insists on driving with cataracts, glaucoma and a brain like a squashed slug and will only think about giving up his licence once his death toll has gone above twenty, Biden goes on driving. Will not stand for President after extreme pressure but will remain at the wheel as POTUS until a new candidate is found. I lay odds that the the old snake eyes is doing a spot of dementia cunning (and have I experienced so much of that with aged relatives over time) and positioning himself to be the only choice and incumbent in waiting when the Democrats cannot agree on a new candidate.

BBC inherently hate the looming prospect of Trump and are reporting Biden as the lost Messiah, “Greatest President” ever, fifty years of exemplary service, legacy looming large, advanced America’s standing in the world like no other, finest leader of the Free World ect ect. His eventual and grudging endorsement of Kamala Harris, his largely unknown Veep, as replacement is hailed as a master stroke. First female black POTUS you see. Word is that she is the last Person that most Democratic voters want.

Much relief at the White House until they realised he is staying on until November. The old cunt will insist on flushing his sanitary pads down the khazi and blocking the plumbing. They keep Dyna-Rod on speed dial. As I write “love of America and dedication of service” continuous to spew out on Sky and “Democrats coalesse around Harris..” takes over then they gulp and think again “Joe has every right to run…”
Whichever way it pans out they will miss the smell of pensioner shite wafting around the White House (not).

“Reproductive rights for Union workers” let’s all unite around Kamala’s only known stirring slogan. You see their difficulty.

So the hagiography continues and reaches ever new heights. All that is saving us is that Putin is as chemically enhanced as Biden. Get lost you cunts along with “The best President of the best Nation in the World”.

Barrons.com Link.

The Hill.com Link.

Daily Mirror.

ITV has never had the best football coverage but this tournament it’s gone too far. Not only are there lots of box ticking racists as pundits (looking at you Aluko), ITV have decided to employ this Yank coloured woman to explain the referees decisions during the commentary.

Do viewers in this country really need to be explained the rules by some box ticking exercise of a yank? Not only does she possess one of the most irritating accents and voices I have ever heard. She just routinely backs up the referees decisions even when it’s pretty clear they have got it wrong.

I miss the days of David Coleman and Brian Moore.

Nominated by : Laughing Gravy