More Than Fifteen Minutes Of Fame

As that pretentious poof Andy Warhol said, every cunt is famous for fifteen minutes.
And, in the old days, people were. There would be those who were ‘names’ in the 60s. 70s and 80s, and they would have their time and never be seen again.

But, since the 1990s, there have been cunts who had little or no talent to begin with who have stayed ‘famous’ and hung around like a bad smell ever since. The media is partly to blame for continuing the cover such vacuous nonentities.

And then there are the ‘celebrities’ themselves. Grasping publicity and money whores, who would sell anything to the likes of OK magazine. Cunts who should have crawled away years ago, but who are still in peoples’ faces.

With no sign of ever disappearing. The Spice Girls being some of the worst offenders. They were shite and useless in their prime. But the talentless bints are still everywhere. That Mel B has been at it again recently. Promoting absolutely nothing but herself.

Madonna is another one. A well past it ancient relic, who acts like she is still 25 and just refuses to fuck off. There is nothing worse than a ‘star’ who has had their time, but still wants it again and again and again.

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Nominated by: Norman

Medical Devices are Racist

Apparently medical devices are racist. Well according to a BBC report

”Medical device bias needs immediate action – review”

”The lack of diverse representation in health research and robust equity considerations had “led to racial bias in medical devices, clinical assessments and in other healthcare interventions”.

Here’s a thought. Why cant these fuckers actually develop some devices themselves. Perhaps in one of the large number of scientific research centres in Harare or Mogadishu? It might help them and the woke take their minds off constantly crying racism.

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Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

Jon Walker – Railway Wanker!

(Walker still playing Pocket Billiards outside Court! – Day Admin)

They say there is nowt so queer as folk and Mr Walker proved this to be true when he went courting, ended up being caught and appearing in court after a brief encounter at Clapham Junction frailway station:

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How different to those innocent meetings between Dame Celia Johnson and Trevor Howard just after the war.

The dirty old bugger was found guilty, but I wonder what will happen when Yvette Cooper is Home Secretary? – such men as Mr Walker will probably get a safe seat – but not in a railway station. He is just another sort of wanker.

Nominated by: W.C. Boggs

MH370 10 Year Anniversary (2)

It is now 10 years since this disaster occurred and this plane still hasn’t been found. The poor relatives need closure and the mystery needs solving to make aviation safer.

A bit of wing/flaperon turned up around 2015, so we know the plane went into the ocean and wasn’t abducted by aliens (there were daft theories at the time that aliens abducted it fgs). I guess that the bits of washed up wreckage tell the relatives that the plane is under the water and their relatives rest there too. Nobody knows why any of this happened, total cunt of a mystery.

For sure the plane was turned, the transponder was shut off and it went in a completely different direction to its destination. The pilot may have planned the whole thing, may have, we don’t know. To this day it is still possible for a pilot to turn off the transponder and apparently there are scenarios where a pilot might need to do that. The biggest air plane mystery ever. I just hope one day it is found. You never know, that black box may even have stood up to all the punishment it has taken.

Fuck going on a plane.

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Nominated by: Cuntologist

The Organisers of the Paris Olympics (9)

(I suppose the world’s media will transcend on Paris for this lovely jubbly work’s outing, while banging on about Climate Change!- Day Admin)

As I’m sure all you avid sports fans are aware, Paris is hosting this year’s Festival of Sports Performance Enhancement sponsored by Eli Lilly, Moderna and Astra Zeneca. Yes, it’s the Olympic Games.

To showcase French culture to the world the organisers decided to have an Edith Piaf song performed at the Opening Ceremony. All well and good. Except the person they’ve chosen to sing it is an African hip hop artist, and my Gallic friends tell me anyone over the age of 35 in France is extremely pissed off about it.

Cue the inevitable cries of ‘far-right racism’ from the French Liberal Establishment aimed at anyone daring to criticise. The organisers are digging their heels in, so make a date in your diaries for 26th July Cunters to hear ‘La vie en rose’ performed chimpanzee-style.

France 24 News

For the benefit of the Horn Section, the lady in question performing in her underwear:

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Nominated by: Geordie Twatt