Babies on Board

A delve into the past for this one..
On my travels today I saw a car with one of those baby on board badges.

Back in the 80s/90s those where prevalent in every vehicle, spawning a fad with parodies..

Was the badge a brag? Someone fucked you once?
There is a thought that it was to help the emergency services at the scene of a accident..

But you would have to be a crap first responder,in that you would only check for babies if the car had a badge..
“Anyone in the back george”
“No mate, no sign on the back window”

Same as it makes other road users more aware of you, yeah people will see the badge and steer into the nearest tree..

No it’s just another example of insufferable cunts..so stick your twee badge where the sun doesn’t shine.

Wiki

Nominated by: Barry zuckercunt

NHS Scotland

 

is a cunt.

7 times.

7 fucking times the poor girl’s surgery has been cancelled, the last of which seemingly as a result of revenge against a ”problematic’ surgeon, and now she could die as a result. I really shouldn’t be surprised anymore – this sort of thing seems to be routine for ‘ar wanderful anychess’ nowadays.

Oh, and of course they blamed ‘wider pressures’ as well.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.

The legacy of colonialism is a cunt!

 

I’m afraid I don’t have a specific link but it’s clear to see I think.
Why is this country constantly pestered to put right the wrongs of long gone history?

No one is asking the Spanish, Portuguese or Dutch to cough up compensation for their invasions or slave trade etc. So why us the past is the past and most of you foreign types descend from countries of considerable mineral wealth, you were just too bone idle to dig it up off your own backs!

Perhaps the British should be asking the descendants of the Norman’s or vikings to put up recompense for their I’ll gotten gains!
I know the reply would be ‘bollocks ‘ so why isn’t that our reply to those banging on at us?

Nominated by The Cunt in Scunthorpe.

Coping with Cancer

Apparently some woman has cancer.

But unlike the rest of the million or so women diagnosed, she is incredibly brave and will carry out her arduous duties of waving to window lickers as soon as she can.

She has to endure private treatment, hundreds of lackies and never having to lift a finger. All of which we gratefully subscribe to.

She is an example to us all.

For attribution see neverfucking ending arse licking tributes.

BBC News

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Safeguarding Reviews and Stating the Obvious

According to Derby and Derbyshire Safeguarding Children Partnership, Finley Boden “should have been one of the most protected children”, and thee were “significant shortcomings” and “missed opportunities” in his case

Yeah, no shit. We’ve been hearing this exact same bollocks after virtually every one of these cases since Victoria Climbie died, and yet NOTHING EVER CHANGES. If anything, things seem to have gotten worse. It’s about time the Waffen SS and other child ‘protection’ services pulled their fucking fingers out and started doing their jobs properly.

BBC News

Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt