Rudolph Giuliani

Rudolph William Louis Giuliani, lawyer and politician, served as US Associate Attorney General and mayor of New York City. He used to be a Democrat – Americans aren’t slow to switch their allegiance when it suits them. He was described as a hero after 9/11 and became known as ‘America’s Mayor’. He rubbed shoulders with the elite and the influential, and basked in the reflected glory. He was famous, successful, wealthy and popular.

So where did it all go wrong? He aligned himself with Donald Trump.

He was captivated by Trump’s stature and his apparent ability to get away with anything. He served as Trump’s personal attorney, leading the ex-president’s campaign to overturn the 2020 election result, which proved totally ineffectual in the courts. He backed Trump to the hilt, enthusiastically repeating the ex-president’s outrageous lies and recklessly leaving himself open to legal repercussions.

He has been ordered to pay damages to two Georgia election workers who he falsely accused of ballot fraud, he’s been sued by voting systems companies Dominion and Smartmatic for defamation, he owes money to the IRS for unpaid taxes and various others including his own attorney for unpaid legal fees. He now has liabilities of $153 million with assets amounting to less than $10 million and has been forced to file for bankruptcy. In addition to the civil actions taken against him, he has been indicted on thirteen counts including making false statements, soliciting false testimony, conspiring to create false documents and pressuring state lawmakers to violate their oaths of office. He has had his law licence suspended in New York and Washington DC and faces disbarment.

Donald Trump hosted a fundraising dinner at his Bedminster golf club to help Giuliani with his legal bills, which appeared to be a nice friendly gesture, until it became known that he owed Giuliani $2 million for legal fees which he is refusing to pay.

If Giuliani was able to step back from his predicament and review the last four years objectively, he would have to admit he has acted like a complete cunt. He allowed himself to be roped in and suckered by Trump, his reputation is in ruins and he only has himself to blame. He caused his own downfall and deserves no sympathy.

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Nominated by: Allan

People caught out by the 10 year Passport Rule

We officially left the EU over 4 years ago. These morons have had all that time to check what the requirements are, and whether their passport fits said requirements, and now they’re playing the victim because they were too lazy to bother.

Such is life when you’re an out of touch upper middle class fuckwit who’s used to getting their own way and having everything presented on a silver platter. I have no sympathy for them whatsoever. It’s not ‘a technicality’ that airlines should give a free pass for, it’s the rules – either check and obey them or fuck off.

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Nominated by: OpinionatedCunt

Having a Slash in London

 

Not that many years ago when public lavatories started closing down to be converted into desirable residences for minimalists, or wine bars, the chattering classes were worried about “where to go” in London. Now that everybody uses bus stops for that purpose, “slashing” in London means something quite different:

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South London tube stations seem to be a magnet for stabby types – no wonder there are so few tube stations in South London – but don’t worry, Central, Northern, Piccadilly, District – even the Metropolitan Line, there will be a Dwight or a Mohammed coming to your line soon – diversity is our strength, innit, bruv?

Nominated by W. C. Boggs.

Labour’s Flagging Problem

Dear old Sir Kweer has made a rod for his own back. At a time when he is measuring the curtains for No 10, his BAME and wimminz members and MP are far from happy.

It seems they fear the Union flag will alienate their foreign voters:

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It couldn’t happen to a nicer wanker.

They don’t like the typeface either.

Also they don’t like too much red and blue – they want greens. I suggest a nice line in pansy pink. It would suit their favourite voters.

Instead of the flag how about a pair of AnalEase’s piss soaked knickers hanging on the flagpole instead, or a Lammy turd on a cocktail stick?. That would need a sheet of A3 at least, so that is probably out.

Knowing Kweer, he will kow-tow to the BAMEs soon enough, and pander to the poofters.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

And then there’s this from Ron Knee

Labour’s ‘Union Jack’ Shock

‘Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s political correspondent Ron Knee reporting. IsAC supporters will be well aware over the row that has erupted after the refusal by many Labour supporters to distribute campaigning material, as it contains images of the hated Union Jack, an infamous “far right” symbol. I’m joined today by Mr Stan Whippet, Secretary of the Grimsby Labour Social Club, to sound out the wider view. Good afternoon Mr Whippet’.

‘Ow do lad. Call me Stan. We dawn’t stand on ceremony round ‘ere’.

‘Well thank you Stan. Now what do make of all this?’

‘Ah’ll tell thee lad. It’s a fookin’ disgrace is what it is. Ah fought in two world wars t’ defend that flag, that sacred symbol o’ liberty, only for some wankers down ‘ampstead way to come aht sayin’ it’s tainted. Ah bin a party member since ah were danglin’ on me muther’s tit, but ah ain’t ‘avin’ this’.

‘I see. Is this view widely held by your club membership?’

‘To the last man and boy, lad. Any cunt insults that flag insults uz. Course the lasses dawn’t get ah say, theh just come in t’ mek t’ tea an’ sandwiches feh t’ committeh, an’ do a bit tidyin’ an’ such’.

‘So would you like to send a message to Keir Starmer in London?’

‘Appen lad, an’ to that snotty cow what ‘ad a go at ah bloke for flyin’ t’ flag o’ St George, an’ all t’ rest o’ t’ soy latté woke Labour brigade. Yeh tek t’ white workin’ class fer granted, an’ despise us in t’ bargain. Now you demean t’ flag bah refusin’ tah associate wi’ it. Think we’re thick and uncouth oop ‘ere, that we’d vote fer ah fookin’ ferret if you put ah flat cap an’ ah rosette on’t. Well contempt guz two ways. Yer can all shove ah thumb up yer arse, we’re all votin’ Reform’.

‘Well thank you Stan. This is Ron Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio’.

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Aided and abetted with this from Geordie Twatt

Would Admin please attach this to Ron’s nomination? It’s a photo of someone deeply offended by the Union flag. Thanks.

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The North American Man Boy Love Association (NAMBLA)

I had to do a double take when I saw this. This is a group set up by former gay rights activist, and fortunately also formerly alive, David Thorstad, to “abolish age-of-consent laws criminalizing adult sexual involvement with minors and campaigns for the release of men who have been jailed for sexual contacts with minors that did not involve what it considers coercion.”

Thorstad described the “victimisation” suffered by ped-er-asts in North America as the equivalent of the persecution endured by Jews in Nasty Germany.

This cunt, and his cunt organisation, emerged following the Stonewall riots of 1969; ostensibly, at the time, to progress gay rights in North America.

It doesn’t seem a coincidence to me that the pressure group Stonewall has evolved out of this Satanic pit of moral turpitude, and that we now have to put up with them ensuring that the government legislates for the rights of trannies and the anodynely named “Minor Attracted Persons” to trump all other citizens’ rights.

This is the real face of the alphabet movement and the groups that advance their interests – protecting in law the evil abuse of children.

Over to my fellow cunters…

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Nominated by: Balsamic Dave