Sniffer Joe Biden (3) has Covid

(Nurse: “Just a little prick, Mr President!“)

Uncle Joe tests positive for Chinky Flu……AGAIN!

After “isolating” for 9 days it appears the hair sniffer still has the Lurgi, but no symptoms apparently. Is anyone buying this shit?

Obviously they want him out of public view for as long as possible the embarrassing old cunt. How much longer can they prop up this cardboard cutout President?

It’s only the prospect of Chopper Harris taking his place that keeps him and his equally embarrassing wife in office.

Guardian News Link

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

MSM (18) and Doom & Gloom

I would like to Cunt the doom and gloom merchants in the mainstream media.

Why can’t these fuckers ever find something positive to report on.

One article has just caught my eye 👁 on yahoo news. Apparently all the rain water on planet earth is unfit to drink. All of it will cause cancer

Yahoo News Link

That’s it folks let’s all cash 💰 in our chips now.

We are all doomed I tell you doomed.


Nominated by: Everyonesacunt

(Apparently writing a 75 word nomination shortens your life by 6.3 seconds. – Day Admin)

Hampshire Constabulary and Modern British Policing

A nomination for Hampshire constabulary and modern British policing.
Is this what it has come to?

You Tube Link

A man -army veteran – arrested for causing ‘anxiety’ to someone online, namely via Facebook.

This is why i don’t use Facebook or Twitter; they are the digital stasi.

Luckily Laurence Fox decided to record this sickening event for the benefit of the British public. The corporate media have avoided mentioning any of these cases, including the Harry Miller case mentioned by Fox,. The anger in his voice is palpable. These officers are now known, and i’m sure their identities will be shared around by some resourceful ex-servicemen.

I really wouldn’t want to be them at the moment.

Nominated by: Cuntamus Prime


Seconded by: Cunt Me In

I’ll second this nomination.

Burglary is difficult to investigate. It’s far from impossible but still difficult.

The same can be said about catching a violent shoplifter. This “crime” however was a nice and easy investigation for them. It involved very little paperwork and made the force’s figures look good.

This man never should have been arrested. All they needed to do was send a PCSO round to give ” suitable words of advice”, but that wouldn’t be recorded as having solved a crime.

I know a couple of retired coppers who say it was the best job in the world. Now the force is full of kids with no life experience, and no idea how to communicate with the public, who couldn’t fight their way out of a paper bag!

In fact with the way the police are now, there’s never been a better time to be a criminal!!

(More info here: Day Admin Hampshire News Link 1 )

Sick of it, isn’t too pleased either.

Not sure if this has already been posted, at first I thought it was fake news but seems it actually happened.

From what I can gather it stared with Lawrence Fox making a meme of 4 pride flags to make a swastika (looks quite good) and very appropriate because it you are not in tune with LGBTQxyz you will be shot and your body hung from a lamp post.

A bloke retweeted it and was subsequently arrested by 5 police officers for causing someone anxiety, yes anxiety, which makes me wonder why someone with such a low threshold of anxiety would be on Twitter anyway.

The attached link explains it very well, don’t phone the police if you have been mugged or burgled, they don’t care but if you have been made to feel anxious get on the blower and 5 cops will sort it out 😂

Daily Mail News Link

Keep Scotland Beautiful

(Nicola Krankie offering blowies for a bag of chips – Day Admin)

Don’t feed seagulls because their poo pollutes the sea‘, campaign claims”

Yes and bears pollute the woods.

This (tax payer funded) gibberish comes from a charidee called ‘Keep Scotland Beautiful’ (Good luck with that! – Day Admin).

I presume these intellectual giants long for the old days when seagulls used the facilities provided, unlike the average Jock.

Apparently they are also combatting climate change. The charidee that is not the dirty arsed gulls. No doubt when it becomes wee Krankies fiefdom this lot will sort out climate change down as far as Berwick.

MSN News Link

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Owen Jones (23)

And for your cuntsideration cunters I nominate the middle aged man child who is often one to complain about harassment yet apparently appears to support harassing others
:- Owen Jones the pixie sized bum man-boy.

GB News Link

It seems like an ice age since this phobic anti all things normal thick as a brick Cunt made it into the news 📰 but he finally achieved this recently by imploring his followers (beggars belief ) to go and harass Dame Starman

So bum bandit boy thinks it’s ok for him to encourage others to break the law by bothering the labour leader 😂. Leader 😂

He has since removed his tweet. Possibly threatened by twatter with the naughty step.

Owen sit down on that step until your head clears and your bottom stops hurting you midget brained idiot.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt