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NOW LET’S GET CUNTING!
The Migrant Crisis (Revisited)
A short while ago I posted a nomination about the profound crisis emerging in the UK as a result of the sheer numbers of people piling in.
We can see how it’s shaping into a ticking time-bomb nightmare, bringing profound cultural and social changes which we are ill equipped to deal with; at the same time our health, housing, education and other vital services crumble under the ever-increasing strain.
Well here’s the latest good news. In the twelve month period ending June 2024, a total of 1.2 million people came to live here, 86% of them from countries outside the EU. That’s right; the equivalent of a city larger than Birmingham, in ONE year.
https://www.standard.co.uk/comment/immigration-statistics-uk-net-boris-johnson-b1197236.html
Where are these people to live, I hear you say? Where are they to be looked after when they fall sick, where are the extra hospital beds, and consultants, GPs and dentists? Where are their children to be educated? Answers from the powers-that-be come there none. And remember, that’s ONE year’s influx.
And speaking of the powers-that-be, I see no real evidence of any desire or will to address this problem and act in the wider interests or wishes of the majority of the British population, who have long made it known that they have no wish to see the country overrun by hordes from everywhere under the sun. In fact, it seems to me that in some cases, there’s a failure to acknowledge that there even IS a problem, which is the biggest problem of all.
I would say that if this continues for much longer, we’ll be fucked, but in truth, I think that we’ve already passed the point of no return. Our so-called betters have stood by and presided over what in my view will prove to be a demographic catastrophe. There might be a bit of mithering talk from the ruling political class about ‘addressing the issue’, but it’s been this way for years, and next year will be the same, and the year after…
This isn’t going to end. Perhaps our rulers, and all the ‘migrants welcome’ loonies and wokies, will really only be happy when the country’s actually become another overrun third world shithole. Perhaps then they’ll be able to stop referring to people like me as ‘far-right, racist bigots’ for protesting about it. Me? I just want my country back. Ain’t going to happen though is it folks? Let me paraphrase our beloved Sadiq Khan, and say ‘Britain’s for everyone’. That’s everyone who can get here.
Rearrange the following into a well-known phrase or saying;
WE. FUCKED. ARE.
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JOE BIDEN:
One last time for the decrepit “leader” of the free world – that festering flyblown heap of accumulated filth, Joe Biden. He might be so demented that he shits himself in front of the Pope, but he is not so far gone he can’t remember to pardon his criminal son, Hunter.
The mad old cunt – America’s answer to Young Mr Grace is not quite as mad as he would like to have us believe:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c4ngnw2qr01t
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THE BECKHAMS:
Just like the unflushable turds they are, the East London boy done bad, David Beckham, ex footballer, now media God and spunk donor for a family of publicity hungry scum, and his ugly scrawny wife, who looks as if she is Anal Ease Dodd’s body double, have crawled back into the limelight, sparking rumours that his long felt ambition to get knighted is paying off, here they are – gurning brainless Dave, accompanied by his “dress designer” wife, who looks like one of Henry Vlll’s doomed brides on her way to her beheading, attending the King’s banquet. Two little ignorant grifters, pretending they are somebodies, hoping that Star Fucker Starmer will reward them – you can’t polish a turd but he can try – and he probably will:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/32093173/david-victoria-beckham-royals-state-banquet/
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I`d like to cunt …
REALITY (or GEN-Z)
What, in the name all FUCK, does ANY of this SHIT mean … ?
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mvng31d3po
Some time ago, I was born into this world of lovely innocent fluffiness.
Then, several decades later, it appears to have gone all `cunty-booby`*.
It`s truly a Kafkaesque metamorphosis – I went to sleep one night, then woke up the next day and discovered I was in this alternate reality.
Am I still living on the same planet as these sub-`humans`? or is the Darwinian hypothetical of Evolution truly regressing back into the `Cradle of Civilisation` ?
And this, on top of our completely sane and rational `elected` representatives across the planet trying hard determinedly kill us all.
I could go on for fucking EVER.
Perhaps one day we will regress back to amoebas and just spontaneously explode due to natural osmosis.
I am now truly fucked up.
Seriously, cunters, what the FUCK is going on?
*Bowie`s original album title of `hunky-dory`, before the drugs kicked in.
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Attacks on Porridge.
No not the comedy of jailbirds Ronnie Barker and Richard Beckinsdale.
The government has decided that porridge is a junk food and can’t be advertised till after the watershed.
Porridge, rolled oats, is my breakfast of choice.
It’s full of fibre, zero fat and sticks to your ribs on a cold morning setting you up for a days work.
Remember the Readybrek kid?
His healthy red glow like he’d had two week in Chernobyl?
Why has Labour decided it’s a junk food?
Because it’s NORMAL.
They’d prefer you to eat avocado or quinoa.
They hate normal.
I like my porridge lumpy.
Thick and lumpy and salted.
When Scotland finds out about this they’ll declare war.
And I’ll fight alongside them.
Its a religion in Scotland.
Fuck off Labour.
You granny killers.
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Sorry I’m that upset I forgot a link.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-14156443/healthy-breakfast-Experts-confusion-porridge-sugary.html
Ps
Some people put fruit in porridge.
And I suppose you technically could do that.
If you’re some sort of arsebandit.
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