Foreign Aid (2)

Topical at the moment with the earthquake in Turkey/Syria.

A cunting for the amount and scope of what the UK spend overseas.

I am guilty of just fucking moaning about all the shit that is going on but I do also write to my MP to highlight ‘my concerns’. My last but one letter to my MP I asked for an account of what were are spending on all things foreign.
To his credit he actually raised the question with the FO, i eventually got a reply from Andrew Mitchell via my MP which was basically the link below, to save reading through all the shit just go to Annexes from page 250 onwards.

The list is eye watering (well it made me fucking cry), there is also a link to a BBC article which points out that we are overspending based on the 0.5% GDP.

By all means have a disaster fund but what the fuck do we actually get from pissing vast sums of money down the African toilet,

What we are spending now.

Overseas development (lol)
Housing dinghy cunts
Legal and medical expenses for dinghy cunts
Paying France to ensure dinghy cunts get here safely
War machines for Ukraine
And now there will be huge bill for Aid to Turkey
In the future, when the Ukraine conflict ends, the cost to rebuild the country

We will of course always be the first and most generous.

Government Spending Report

BBC News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Lord Heseltine (10)

I’d almost forgotten about this back stabbing old bastard (other than nominating him for the dead pool every time) but I heard him on the radio the other day. Surprise, surprise he was moaning about brexit again……what a terrible disaster, everyone should have listened to me, I am always right etc etc.

Then he was moaning about being “shouted down “ a typical brexiteer trick apparently. No cunt, you were just being asked questions which you couldn’t answer you wanker. I hate this posh, self interested, money grabbing fucking traitor with a passion. Other than Blair probably the biggest cunt ever in British politics. Did you know that he has a son called “Rupert” and a granddaughter called Hermione Grace Dibdin Heseltine?

Arsehole.

Huffington Post

Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)

Another “lovely” lady for the horn section that I thought I’d share this beauty with you all.

I know they must be mentally ill, either that or they have a serious case of beer goggles.

What I really want to know is how can any professional carry out procedures which turn a perfectly lovely person into a comical figure? Why would they unless they are amoral misogynists?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(I bet she gives a good BJ. But given the size of those lips only well endowed blokes like me need apply – Day Admin)

Internet Trolls (4) and Keyboard Warriors

You’ve all seen the sad news that the missing Mum, Nicola Bulley, has been found deceased. Rip, lass.

There’s been criticism about the police response, nothing new there then, and politicians eager for a soundbite have added their twopennorth worth, bandwagon jumping cunts.

But the real hyenas are these utter cunts, as per the link, trolling her partner, posting stupid images on his social media account.

For fucks sake, why? What possible satisfaction can they get from it?

And the amateur sleuths who turned up while the search was still on, and posted their laughable antics on Twat Tok!

I’ll stop now, I can feel my blood pressure rising.

Wales On Line

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Dead Pool [278]

Congratulations to the cunt man of Alcatraz who has won Deadpool 277 by predicting the sad demise of Betty Boothroyd the Former speaker of the UK house of commons who has died aged 93.Known for her no no nonesense style,she was the first and so far only commons speaker being elected in 1992 and serving for 8 years in the role.

On to Dead Pool 278

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt and will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless already taken by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death announcements and not necessarily in chronological order of death.