Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)

Another “lovely” lady for the horn section that I thought I’d share this beauty with you all.

I know they must be mentally ill, either that or they have a serious case of beer goggles.

What I really want to know is how can any professional carry out procedures which turn a perfectly lovely person into a comical figure? Why would they unless they are amoral misogynists?

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

(I bet she gives a good BJ. But given the size of those lips only well endowed blokes like me need apply – Day Admin)

66 thoughts on “Andrea “Big Lips” Ivanova (2)

  1. OK. She’s a nut case.
    There is no doubt about that.

    But maybe there is some sort of primal instinct going on here.

    I have a theory.

    Young men today are all wimps.
    In my day they would have been called pansies and sissies.

    Imagine being a girl getting ‘chatted up’ by one of today’s young men.

    He will start by telling the girl that he has just broken up from his latest boyfriend who despite being gender fluid, just would not be a dedicated vegan.

    He will then start sobbing into his Malibu and pineapple.

    Girls don’t want that shit.
    On an unconscious and often a conscious level they want a real man.

    Lips are a sign of sexuality and lipstick has been used for thousands of years.

    Same goes for big tits.
    Tit operations are the most common type of cosmetic surgery.

    Maybe the girl is acting in some sort of manic, exaggerated way that she is not fully aware of.

    All she wants is a good fucking from a real man.

    Of course she has gone the wrong way about things but I expect to see lots more of this desperation in the future.

    • I don’t think you’re far wrong squire.

      Only problem is all I can see here is a face that now looks like a baboons arse 🙁

  2. Mother of cunt. This world has gone to hell in a handcart. She looks like she’s had two painted turds glued to her face.

    • They’re trying to escape, so they aren’t associated with kielbasa lips.
      Do you think, if we dampen them, we could stick her to a window?

  3. Wow. Who would pay to end up with a kisser like a rectal prolapse?? I hope the taxpayer doesn’t have to foot the bill for the remedial work

    • In a foreign country, let them deal.

      I bet her passport photo looks nothing like her, now.

  4. If she accidentally walks into a window, she’ll be stuck forever.
    Wonder if the lab’s are the same?

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