Gok Wan [2]

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And what is the mincing mixed chinese cunt’s fashion faux pas for the summer? Well darlings no-one but no-one should be seen dead wearing socks with sandals. Really what a total tsunami of bad taste my dears.

In my area try wearing sandals au naturel sweetheart and your feet will soon be soaked in dosser piss.
If we wear sandals we put plastic bags on first. Now there’s a fashion tip for you. So full of street cred.

Now go fuck yourself.

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

American Empire

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Vast arses squeezed into huge crap cars. Vomit sweet takeaway food. Coffee floating in liquid sugar. Huge portions glued together by cheap corn syrup.

A tide of salt, sugar and fat has swept the world. Cadbury’s? Mega sweet fatty tasteless yankshite. Yankshite Mars bar or Coke new flavor? Add more fattening cunt syrup to hook the kiddies and their bloat arsed single mums on benefits.

NHS spending millions on beds and ambulances for fat fucks. Teams set up to winch lard cunts out of bed at home. PC brigade in there. Against their human rights to call them fat for crissake. Even Ryanair too scared to charge if a fat fuck needs two seats.

Roman Empire left us straight roads and civic architecture
British Empire gave the world railways and democratic government
And the American Empire? Face jobs and pig fat arses for all

Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke

Posted in USA

J K Rowling [3]

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“I wrote it under a pseudonym because I wanted genuine feedback.”

Sales = 1,500 copies. Name is leaked. Rises 5,000 places in best seller list overnight.

“To say that I am disappointed is an understatement. I feel very angry.”

Cunt.

Nominated by: Harry Potter’s lovechild

Kevin the Robot

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Fuck me! Is this latest piece of trendy advertising shite from cuntfused dot com an irritating little cunt or what?!?

Standing on a fucking motorway bridge reeling off meaningless insurance premiums. Somebody push the little shit off the bridge into the oncoming traffic and let’s see the claim for that!

Accosting pensioners in a car park, FFS! Top the little bastard with your walking stick! Somebody run the cunt over and put us out of our misery!

Apparently he can save me £229 on my car insurance according to the shit that just dropped into my mail box. Given I only pay £108 a year, I’d like to see that. A useless bunch of cunts fronted by a metal cunt.

Nominated by: Dioclese

American justice protestors

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I’ll tell you who are cunts; those dopey fuckers chucking bricks at the ‘Po Po’ because a jury found a Mexican not guilty of clipping a nasty little street thug after said thug started beating the wet-back and got the good news delivered with a Glock, with their justification being that ‘Crackers be rasiss ‘n’ sheeit, innit?’

The whole trial was a travesty, with the fact that this jig was pot head with a violent, gang cultured character witheld from the Jury.

Are these cunts the same cunts who celebrated when psycho OJ got a pass for hacking his wife and lover to death?

That’ll be ‘yes’ then.

He must be innocent because he’s black? Cunts.

Nominated by: Termujin

Posted in USA