After a while the conversation turned to religion. I mentioned that I was an atheist, to which he replied: ‘Ay, but are you a protestant or a catholic atheist’.
I rest my case.
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon
As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.
Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon
Does anyone actually watch that shit?
Nominated by : Bruce Forsyth’s Hairpiece
Not that it can help being who it is. But this is no immaculate conception. We know its mother is not scared to flaunt it round a bit.
Someone should do us all a favour and misplace it in hospital, or pass it to someone else.
Before the servants and butlers bring it up.
Whilst it may insensitive to go for a baby, this is going to be a right cunt in its time, male or female. So let’s get in early.
Nominated by : Bloke in Holland
(Frankly, before it is even born I’m sick of the media coverage – Ed)
The publicity seeking cunts turned out to support the protests over Trayvon Martin’s shooting. Fuck the facts – just look at the cute pictures of him taken when he was 12 years old.
FFS! Some people will do anything to get their names in the papers. And neither of the cunts can sing, either.
Nominated by: Rap me a cunt