At the risk of sounding like Hughie Green, opportunity knocks yet again for Paki parasites like ex solicitor, Leader of the “Aspire” party – God knows what they aspire too – Sharia Law, I suppose, and convicted electoral fraudster Raham. I am sure Kweer will work hard to get him back in the Labour fold, provided the slippery mudslime can explain this:

Mystery surrounds £200,000 pay-off to ex-CEO by Lutfur Rahman’s Tower Hamlets council

Mystery surrounds £200,000 pay-off to ex-CEO by Lutfur Rahman’s Tower Ha…
Jessica Frank-Keyes
The former chief executive of Tower Hamlets council received a £200,000 pay off after resigning as the boss of L…

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I bet the BBC won’t be in a hurry to pursue this story. Yet another example of why Mayor’s – if they have to still be appointed, should be thoroughly vetted (and if necessary castrated) to provide slimy bastards on the make being give carte blanche to squander public money.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

This ginger beardy virtue signalling cunt name of Russ Cook has run a thousand odd miles across Africa – well up the coast South Africa to Tunisia anyway and with a large team of supporters. For why? For Charidee apparently and to get his ginger beardness all over telly. To make it worse his shade of ginger is the same as Prince Harry’s and other dodgy royals going back at least to Henry VIII. To make it worse than that the cunt ties off the bottom of his beard with a hair band and runs like that. Further inflates the negative by calling himself the “Hardest Geezer” on social media and sports tatty tattoos. What’s not to like?

What is the statement Mr Cook is making apart from a celebration of cuntishness and why Africa? A bit late to find Dr Livingstone, he was napped by Stanley. Bringing the agony of Africa to the World stage? Rwanda and the other eternal tribal battlefields of Africa seem to have been bypassed en-route. You need a few daring brushes with misadventure to make a good story though and his PR machine has, thus far, fed us the following:

Robbed at gunpoint in Angola of Passport/Mobile etc (could have stayed at home for that and minimised his carbon footprint)

Went missing in the Congo for several days (accounts vary) until ransom paid to the indigenous population

So after 350 days that is it really until the doc/film/book/news article tie-in emerges. For those curious about which Charidees are the beneficiaries of his endeavours number one is running and number two involves the Refugees from the last and rather nasty Shaharan War.. See here and avail yourself of the opportunity to donate if so inclined:

Daily Fail

Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke.

A well deserved cunting for one of our wall favourites, the Jones boy has been getting into hot water over comments during a debate with an Israeli journalist.

This one (watch the clip) is absolutely mind boggling even for Owen (tougher than I look) Jones, in fact I think that slap he got outside a pub on Old Street a couple of years ago has actually caused some lasting brain damage.

In the discussion he said that if Britain stops selling arms to Israel it will put pressure on Germany to do the same, ok so far so good but then he says the reason Germany are selling arms to Israel is, well, guilt over the holocaust and by allowing Israel to get their own back on the Palestinians is some sort of atonement.

Owen, you wanker, time to go into one of those nice hospitals where they administer happy drugs.

Express News

Nominated by: Sick of it

 
I’ll leave it to you good people to decide.

This was brought to my attention by a friend who knows the wife of this cunt (now divorcing).

To briefly summarise, this gentlemen is a handy man who, during the course of attending to a client job, was unwittingly caught on camera relieving himself over the lady of the house’s knickers, believing himself safe to do so as the owners were not at home at the time – but a motion sensor camera used by the couple to keep an eye on their cat caught him in the act.

Is this yet another damning indictment of the state of the modern judiciary that he should get away scot-free with this appalling act of degradation?

Or is this the green light for those of us in the services sector to feel at ease in offering added value extras when making client home visits?

As ever, I throw this thorny matter over to the imperishable wisdom of the council of IAC.

sussexonline

Nominated by Balsamic Dave.