Virgin Galactic

Posted on November 7, 2014 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Had Jolie, Bieber, Perry and the loathsome Brand been aboard the craft, forensics would have to spend ages sorting out the ship from the wreckage.

So Sir Richard, when you plan your next interstellar fuck up, please invite some selected guests to play the role of crash test dummies. I humbly suggest:

Eric Pickles (for maximum splat effect)
Jo and Russell Brand
Jihadi John
Justin Bieber

…and as many paedo’s as you can fit in once you evict the illegal immigrants, who will no doubt be stowing away

Nominated by: Captain Japseye

Jo Brand [4]

Posted on July 25, 2013 by A Cunt Who Cunts Cunts

Fuck, this women defines ugly. It has to be said that I’ve bumped a few ‘aesthetically challenged’ lassies in my miss spent youth. But in mitigation I was very piddled on best Banks bitter.

As a nod to the feminists; there was no hope of an unwanted pregnancy due to the fact that I could never come. Whether due to excess ale or the lack of ‘comeliness’ in the wench, I’ll leave you to be the judge.

Nominated by : Flaxen Saxon