Fuck me! Is this latest piece of trendy advertising shite from cuntfused dot com an irritating little cunt or what?!?
Standing on a fucking motorway bridge reeling off meaningless insurance premiums. Somebody push the little shit off the bridge into the oncoming traffic and let’s see the claim for that!
Accosting pensioners in a car park, FFS! Top the little bastard with your walking stick! Somebody run the cunt over and put us out of our misery!
Apparently he can save me £229 on my car insurance according to the shit that just dropped into my mail box. Given I only pay £108 a year, I’d like to see that. A useless bunch of cunts fronted by a metal cunt.
Nominated by: Dioclese
Well said.
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The benefit of the free market system in play giving a choice between a dodgy Russian rodent or a crap robot that walks like it’s shit its pants. The fucking robot is so badly built it has to be an Amstrad (the photo flatters it) – post modernist irony no doubt claim the teenage ‘creatives’ who filmed the ad while trousering the money. Cunts.
Fair play on insuring your post vintage thoroughbred Lada and caravan for so little old sport. Under ‘Occupation’ you must put ‘Retired Cunt’. £108 pa would not cover the contents of the drinks cabinet in my old jalopy.
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Oh and do not forget to get back to the robot cunts and claim the £121 they will owe you for your next insurance then flog the idea to the BBC. The cunts at Watchdog will be able to spin at least a month of cringe making programing out of that.
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He’ll be fucking confused if get hold of him. Cunt.
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He looks like he’s made from a 1980s radio and teas maid. He needs to be smashed up with a hammer.
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My Great Aunt wanted a Teasmaid, but her hubby was a mean old scrote; inventive, however … He cobbled something together out of an old spirit blowtorch, a kettle, and an electric alarm clock.
Sleeping with that lot on the bedside table must have been a bundle of laughs…
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