Horizon Parking & ASDA


Now I have been using ASDA for some time and by virtue of a blue badge get to park for free.

Asda employ an individual to patrol the car park and issue fines whilst collecting abuse from the general public. So I am not sure why,( cost saving or no one wants to be a traffic warden there)but ASDA have bought in Number plate recognition cameras connected to their pay on exit machines, However disabled parking is still free!

To enjoy my free parking I must take my photo part blue badge to customer services register my car, go back to my car display the photo part and then I am free to shop.
Sounds great until you realise some of us cant walk that well so I am fucked before I do the isles. Mrs B did raise this with one of the roll out staff and was informed that it is the driver who should pop in with the badge, as you can imagine she was gob smacked, I for my part couldn’t be arsed to walk over to him because pain to answer ratio would not be worth it.

So on this one I am going to say that ASDA are a bunch of cunts who did not think that one through did they, Ditto Horizon parking for having such a shit system most car parks have disabled scanners on the machine, type in reg scan badge and leave.

Nominated by: lord benny(not quite deceased, but close)

The Ministry of Defence [4]


I wish to cunt the MoD for denying Dennis Hutchings the honour of having serving Life Guards as pall bearers at his funeral.

Not content with hounding the poor bugger to death by allowing him to be dragged before the bent Courts in Belfast, they have shown the final insult. A curse be upon them.

And these are the cunts who provided pall bearers for that uber cunt Jimmy Saville in the form of serving Royal Marines (to my shame – we hated the cunt).

To me this demonstrates the utter cuntery going through what shit the MoD has for brains, aided and abetted by the following total cunts

1. The “Police Service of Northern Ireland” – created by total wanker Patten after kicking the RCU in the teeth – IRA quisling cunts
2. The Crown Prosecution Service – “we have no new evidence but we’ll do it anyway” – political appeasing cunts
3. The assorted lawyers and hangers on – money grabbing cunts
4. BoJo the Clown who has reneged on yet another promise to pardon all those who served in that hellhole full of maniac Paddy cunts
5. The BBC for giving their usual support for the terrorists – cunts

If I were the Hutchings family, I would ban the following from going anywhere near the funeral

1. Anyone from the MoD
2. The PSNI
3. The CPS
4. The Bastard Brainwashing Cunts
5. Any serving Life Guard above the rank of RSM for not having the balls to provide serving Life Guards regardless of what their political and MoD masters say

Rest in Peace, Dennis. God bless you.

Big Al

PS woe betide any of these cunts if they turn up on my doorstep

Link to story. (Link care of CuntyMort – NA)

Nominated by: Big Al

The non-response to Islamist terrorism

Two weeks David Amess MP was slaughtered by an Islamist, Peaceful, Somali. He was stabbed 17 times in a church with a machete while doing his job. A bit like how Jo Cox was in 2016 but much more violently and, given that this time it was by a Peaceful, much more predictably as the cunts are endlessly at it.

So why the lack of reaction compared to Jo Cox. When she was attacked it was supposed to tell us a lot about “Brexiteers” and the “far right” but, let’s be honest, there’s fuck all “far right” in England, certainly not compared to the much smaller but much more violent, stabby, bomb-obsessed Peaceful section.

What was the reaction?

Southend named a city.
Amess’s dog being given “dog of the year”
Some stories about Ames’s in Parliament
The shifting of blame onto the general public for saying (imagined) nasty words online

Where’s the shutting down of this cunt’s Mosque, or the heavy-handed response on this cunts friends and family? Or why not a proper crack down in general on any suspected terror-loving Peaceful? How about going in hard on all the illegal, criminal, Peacefuls coming over from France?

A hard, hasty, and significant response to Islamist terror is the only appropriate response. But, as usual, it’s fuck all.

Oh and Salman Abedi’s cunt of a brother fled the UK this week as well.

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Nominated by: Darren the Cunt

The Twitter Mafia (10)

The rule of the Twitterati (a baying mob of self righteous loonies)

We are familiar with people being cancelled and vilified by this shower of shit for expressing what are often mainstream views.
I give you the case of Katherine Birbalsingh. Who you may know as a headmistress who enforces discipline and fair play and runs a very successful school. She is also the government social mobility advisor, but don’t hold that against her. She seems to espouse some religeous philosophy which crosses christian and Sikh traditions. It is not dogma.

The headteacher at “Britain’s strictest school” says she has faced calls for her to be fired after claiming children are born with “original sin” and must be taught how to be good.

This is the essence of what she said:–

“Exactly. Original Sin. Children need to be taught right from wrong and then habituated into choosing good over evil. That requires love and constant correction from all the adults in their lives over YEARS. Moral formation is a good thing.”

Can anyone see what set the twittertwats off? That they are demanding the firing of a head who is of great benefit to the children she teaches? Perhaps these cunts should have a look at what kids are taught in the madrassas that infect our country.

It’s about time somebody hit back against these lefty bigoted cunts and restored some semblance of fairness and debate.

The mob seems to be led by Baroness Hussein-Ece, a Lib Dem peer. Note the name, and the irony of someone with that name pontificating on educational philosophy.

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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Have you been Affected?

“IF YOU’VE BEEN AFFECTED BY…”

FFS I have to get this off my chest because it’s getting right up my hooter. “If you been affected by…”

Every program on the idiot box these day starts with a warning “May contain scenes of violence which some people may find disturbing” at the start of a murder mystery drama or the like. It’s about a murder FFS. What the hell do you expect it to contain?

These are bad enough but then at the end of every program the good ol’ BBC sticks up “If you been affected by any of the issues raised in this program then tough fucking shite mate!” (OK I made the last bit up but you get my drift)

Last night’s particularly woke and trendy right on episode of Holby Shitty linked into climate change and COP26. That was bad enough, but then they have to introduce an eco aware dying 11 year old banging on about his death making a difference to the eco cause. Thundercunt at her best.

And then we get the message “If you’ve been affected” etc etc. Blah Blah Blah Run for your safe spaces you soft fuckers because if you’ve been effected by any of the issues raised in this program then frankly you’re a woke snowflake cunt with no brain.

Fuck off BBC and take your irritating right-on down with the kids inane shite messages with you…

Nominated by:Dioclese