Jilly “I’ve had a starching proppa facelift and parts of my vulva have been put on my fuckin’ ugly old crone boat”‘ Goolden.

Pure rage courses through my veins whenever I catch this posh irritating voiced, self opinionated cunt on the telly. I have a homicidal urge to destroy. Anything.

I would enjoy putting my size 11 foot in her diseased fanny with extreme prejudice once and for all.

And if that other cunt John Burton Race got in the way, he’d fucking get it an all……