Today I am in “activist mode”, and I am going to cunt “designer dogs” and the people who buy/breed the fucking things.

I am by nature a dog lover (because I think humans are cunts) all of my dogs have been rejects, a failed pedigree (white spot on paw) black lab £25 RSPCA, and recently a Pedigree Racing Greyhound rescue £200 donation ( pulled tendon, due for euthanasia/ export to asian meat market)

As a Dog owner I end up talking to people about their precious fur babies, I am also regularly informed on how much said shit bag cost, £700 to  £?000 in quite a few cases and I find myself thinking, its a fucking mongrel, a cavapoo is a spaniel poodle cross breed like wise a fucking labradoodle  is a mongrel.

How can you justify spending that much money on a mutt? do you know that by doing so you are just encouraging shitty puppy farms and dog knapping,

What a bunch of cunts.

Nominated by. Common Sense.

Has anyone got the phone number of a marching Brass band? Or a shop where I can hire bunting flags? It’s time to celebrate as there’s another Zombie film out this year, hot on the heels of the recent Series (or “Season” if you’re an uneducated cunt) 8 of The Walking Dead, apparently a Zombie programme about mindless automaton cunts.

(Sigh)

By the Bowels of Christ what is it with this tedious, hackneyed genre? Whether it’s films, tv series (or “seasons” if you’re an uneducated cunt), books, parodies of proper films, comedies, parodies of books, the endless cycle of re-hashed festering cack seems eternal.

No no, don’t tell me the plot, please, let me have a guess. Erm… The World has collapsed, power is down, abandoned cars festoon the streets and a ghostly silence has descended onto the once-busy city. Yet there are creepy dead people (yawn) who drag one leg whilst walking (yawwn), who feed off the living (yaww-wwn) and everyone will eventually be turned, no matter what they do, no matter how hard they try (YAWN) and human society will collapse without hope, without rebuilding or rebirth (YAWWW-WWN!).

A film industry that’s constantly bereft of ideas, ever-willing to bend to picture-by-numbers, politically-correct box-ticking, idly falls back on this feast for 15-year olds and adults deficient of excitement and imagination. Aren’t they embarrassed for the low calibre of this tepid dysentery?

Oh look, a Zombie film about a pub; oh look, a Zombie film starring Brad Pitt; oh look, a Zombie film starring a cunt ( “I am Legend” starring Will “Turd-Eater” Smith); oh look, a Zombie film where the Zombie falls in love…. all as welcome as sitting down for a bowl of cold diarrhoea soup.

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The only ever decent film about trying to resurrect a dead person was “Weekend at Bernie’s.” The rest are rubbish, clichéd dogshit about mindless, automaton cunts, watched by mindless, automaton cunts.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

Like most contributors to this glorious site, I have a small degree of pessimism regarding global warming and all of it’s variants (Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW), Greenhouse Effect, Ozone layers, plastic bags, “rainforest the size of Wales”, etc). By “small degree”, I mean 360 of the fuckers.

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Polar Bears. I’ve not met one, but I am sure they are very nice. My problem is the meeja, environmentalists (environ plus mental – couldn’t make this up), pseudo scientists and fucking ignorant journalists.

So, I wandered past this beauty on my daily perusal of the non-mainstream-media (MSM) which, to keep with the climate theme is a “steaming shit-storm of complete crap”. https://order-order.com/2018/04/03/polar-bears-thriving-contrary-predictions/

So that you don’t have to read it all, the details are :-

Polar bear numbers have been stable or risen slightly since 2005, despite the fact that summer sea ice since 2007 hit levels not expected until mid-century (my bit… because it’s a fucking myth, that’s why these so-called predictions are such a load of wank, they are based on computer models, not actual, recorded figures and are then rounded-up and extrapolated to the point of ridiculousness).

The widely predicted 67% decline in polar bear numbers did not occur (see my point above).

As far as is known, the record low extent of sea ice in March 2017 had no impact on polar bear health or survival (my bit… Probably because it squashed the seals into a smaller area, making it easier for the bears to eat their favourite snack, Fuck me, this is not hard to work out).

Some studies show bears are lighter in weight than they were in the 1980s, but none showed an increase in the number starving to death or too thin to reproduce. (my bit again… “Some”. I fucking love that, this is like that shit-cunt organisation the al Beeba, 7 billion people agree something but one daft cunt does not. Probably and actress or air-head 12-year-old musician. Then we hear “Mixed opinions exist, and some dispute the findings” For Fucks Sake).

Zoologist Dr Susan Crockford said:

“Ice levels during the key feeding period in Spring have been good, and prey species have been abundant. It’s not really a surprise that polar bears are doing so well… The fear-mongering from the media and the polar bear specialists is now backfiring… They convinced the world that polar bears were doomed but the facts got out. Now would be a good time to set the story straight.”

Thank goodness there are proper scientists out there to do proper research.

Nominated by.Clactonite