Polar Bears and Global Warming

Like most contributors to this glorious site, I have a small degree of pessimism regarding global warming and all of it’s variants (Anthropogenic Global Warming (AGW), Greenhouse Effect, Ozone layers, plastic bags, “rainforest the size of Wales”, etc). By “small degree”, I mean 360 of the fuckers.

Don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against Polar Bears. I’ve not met one, but I am sure they are very nice. My problem is the meeja, environmentalists (environ plus mental – couldn’t make this up), pseudo scientists and fucking ignorant journalists.

So, I wandered past this beauty on my daily perusal of the non-mainstream-media (MSM) which, to keep with the climate theme is a “steaming shit-storm of complete crap”. https://order-order.com/2018/04/03/polar-bears-thriving-contrary-predictions/

So that you don’t have to read it all, the details are :-

Polar bear numbers have been stable or risen slightly since 2005, despite the fact that summer sea ice since 2007 hit levels not expected until mid-century (my bit… because it’s a fucking myth, that’s why these so-called predictions are such a load of wank, they are based on computer models, not actual, recorded figures and are then rounded-up and extrapolated to the point of ridiculousness).

The widely predicted 67% decline in polar bear numbers did not occur (see my point above).

As far as is known, the record low extent of sea ice in March 2017 had no impact on polar bear health or survival (my bit… Probably because it squashed the seals into a smaller area, making it easier for the bears to eat their favourite snack, Fuck me, this is not hard to work out).

Some studies show bears are lighter in weight than they were in the 1980s, but none showed an increase in the number starving to death or too thin to reproduce. (my bit again… “Some”. I fucking love that, this is like that shit-cunt organisation the al Beeba, 7 billion people agree something but one daft cunt does not. Probably and actress or air-head 12-year-old musician. Then we hear “Mixed opinions exist, and some dispute the findings” For Fucks Sake).

Zoologist Dr Susan Crockford said:

“Ice levels during the key feeding period in Spring have been good, and prey species have been abundant. It’s not really a surprise that polar bears are doing so well… The fear-mongering from the media and the polar bear specialists is now backfiring… They convinced the world that polar bears were doomed but the facts got out. Now would be a good time to set the story straight.”

Thank goodness there are proper scientists out there to do proper research.

Nominated by.Clactonite

73 thoughts on “Polar Bears and Global Warming

  1. Global warming and cooling are geologically inevitable. We are in an inter-glacial period at present. I don’t doubt that man-made warming is possible but this is an industry with interests vested in this being the case. So we have masses of green nonsense (burning wood pellets from the US at Drax which is 5 miles along a rail track from a now closed coal mine as a glaring example) and the inevitable right-on trendy activists. Dissenting voices are of course, howled down. Subsidies are eye watering, which we pay for, and open to abuse. (Northern Ireland half £billion anyone?)
    I would just like to see global warming put in geological context and timescales without the bullshit.

  2. Slightly off-topic, but a few days ago trailer for an Al-Neeb nature prog had the rather odd statement

    “The population of wildcats in Scotland is now less than that of Siberian Tigers.”

    I remember a holiday up the W side of Scottie; midges were a bloody nuisance, but I saw more Nessies than Siberian Tigers.

    Bur Glasgow, lots of cats in leopardskin of the £14-99 Skidmark variety…

  3. Am sure Hugo Fartleigh-Whippingpost would do a recipe for something roasted with 72-virgin olive oil in a koala’s pouch…

  4. It’s being reported that the UK is about to offer the EU visa free travel for its citizens after Brexit, so that’s freedom of movement by another name. The sell out continues. Utter, utter,traitorous cunts.

    • I think it won’t be too long before a SERIOUS backlash starts.

      Feel cerain MAJOR political “upheaval” is about to happen. I fackin well ope so !

      • I fear their won’t be a backlash. Why ? because Brexit voters are the silent majority and they will just stay silent. You will hear the odd moan on QT or some radio phone in. We don’t have the same revolution spirit that the French have. As long as we have our Netflix Prime and a nice holiday each year most people will just take it on the chin. I for one will never vote again. Their all a bunch of self serving cunts with their snouts deep in the eu troff .

      • Instead of not voting, why not send them a clear message by scrawling ALL CUNTS! or something similar across your ballot paper…?

      • RTC, I had indeed thought of communicating my thoughts via such a ballot-paper message.

        Before using the paper, I suppose one could use the privacy of the cubicle to drop a log into the box…

    • Is that the same as Labour’s ‘Easy Movement’ policy?

      Richard Tice on Nigel’s show this morning saying some bigwig Remainer cunt in the Civil Service is actually calling all the shots in the Brexit negotiations, May & Davis etc are merely window dressing, Civil Service are 99% Remain, hence Brexit means Brino means Remain.

  5. Ah Yes – Global Warming / Climate Change – If the cunts-that-be can convince us to accept that it’s OUR fault, they can easily get away with taxing us more – same as the congestion charge, or anything Brexit related – “Well it’s all your fault, so you’ll have to pay more to us”
    The cleverest move is to call anyone who dares question if there is a problem with heating up / cooling down of the planet, a “Climate Change DENIER”
    Like it’s an actual fact – Not “Climate Change QUESTIONER”
    From now on, any Remainer cunt I encounter will be called a “Brexit Denier”

    Pack of Twats…

    • No apologies necessary, it is a commonly held belief that predictive text is a cunt.

  6. I read a study that,from what I understood,said that as the polar ice-caps melt,due to global warning,Bangladesh will be one of the first countries flooded. Good,I had a very poor curry the other night which was cooked by a BanglaPaki. We should step up the deportation flights to Bangladesh stuffed with any Banglapaki who can’t speak any other English than “Get in back of my taxi,little girl” or “where my benefits?”
    If it comes down to a choice between a few polar bears or a submerged sub-continent, Fuck the bears.

    • Not just a flooded Bangladesh but London drowned as well. Global warming is the gift that keeps on giving.

      • I’m away to light a few bonfires,everyone should try and do their bit….Your Country Need You…squirt those aerosols,burn those old tyres.

    • My P@ki neighbours have just challenged me to a water fight.

      Just thought I’d post that while the kettle boils….

  7. SIR (Slapheaded imbecillic Retard) Vince Cable has come out and said that governments think that people are bigoted.

    Hasn’t even got the balls to say this is what he thinks himself. And of Leavers.

    Tried looking in the mirror recently Vincey boy? You really are a disgosting cowardly pathetic hypocritical smelly bigoted old cunt.

    • Willie, don’t just list his good points. Balance it up with some negatives.

      • Thought exactly the same thing myself Ruff Tuff. If Sean is prepared to do this Vince’s highly annoying witterings should be over in a matter of a few hours.

    • I wish Global Warming or Climate Change (or whatever this year’s name is) would kill off all the old dinosaur cunts:

      Vincent (Liberal Anti-Democrats) Cable
      House of Lords
      George Soros
      Kenneth Clarke

    • Vince has been asked onto a lot of Radio 4 programmes lately. I am wondering if Auntie, seeing that the Tories are indistinguishable from headless chickens, and that Labour is unacceptable to its corporate mentors, is embarking on a mission to rescuscitate the Limp Dumbs?

  8. Polar bears should start eating more Eskimos. I’ve always thought that they looked like the kind of people who’d not flush after shitting in your Armitage Shanks.

  9. While watching a Forces TV programme featuring British Army advisors &
    trainers in Somalia, one cunt casually mentioned that the cost of containing
    the terrorist threat there was £600 million per year, mostly financed by the…..
    …..yes you guessed right, the fucking European Union.
    How much did our idiotic cunts in Paliament give them? Out now…just leave.

  10. Polar bears are cunts, end of.

    Here are some ecological facts:

    – Given the choice of an encounter with a Great White Shark or a Bull Shark always go for the white because while you’re watching it, and it’s watching you watching it, it is unlikely to attack. A Bull shark will kill you to death no matter what.

    – Given the choice of an encounter with a King Cobra or a Black Mamba, always take the Cobra because it will fuck off out of your way given the choice. A mamba will chase you (and at 20kph) and can climb a tree quicker than a monkey. Mamba’s are right cunts!

    – Given the choice of an encounter with a Grizzley or Polar bear, always take the Grizzley because you stand 1/2 a chance with a Grizzley if you kick off and make a fuss. You stand NO chance with a Polar bear. A Polar bear sees you as food and nothing else. They will kill you and they will eat you in the most Neeson-esque of parodies.

    But because they look fluffy and benevolent folk go “Ahhhhhhhhhh…”.

    No Polar bears are cunts pure and simple. Just recently some snowflake UK pleb was decapitated by one on some school trip. No doubt the cunt was trying to get a selfie “…wiv the cuddly-wuddly wickle Polar bear…”. Whilst Mr. Polar bear was thinking: “FOOD!” – soft cunt. They shot the bear too, for being a FUCKING BEAR!

    A worthy cunting IMO. Polar bears are cunts!

    • Polar Bears are indeed cunts, nasty viscous cold hearted killing machines but the real cunts are those climate change Nazi’s who’ve hijacked the image of the Polar Bear to promote their completely unproven ‘science’ of ‘climate science’.

      What a bunch of cunts.

      Bereft of a cause celeb after the fall of the Berlin Wall and subsequent end of the Cold War, CND, Greenham Common et al these bastard cunts regrouped and invented ‘Man Made Climate Change’.

      Remember CFC’s and how they were responsible for the ‘hole in the ozone layer’, fuck that was a proper bogey man story if ever there was, well the climate lobby led by GreenPeace forced Governments to change to HFC’s as they were far more environmentally friendly, turns out they weren’t and were many times more destructive.

      25 years on Greenpeace appears to have shifted its position without a single mention of their hard work to bring about this change in the first place.

      Remember the case of that great bastion of learning that led the way in Climate Change Research, you know the one, no not Oxford or Cambridge, no not Durham or Nottingham but yes you got it, The University of East Anglia.

      The Uof EA was/is apparently at the forefront of climate research but when sensitive emails were hacked and subsequently published somehow all their empirical data got lost, never to be seen again….but……nothing to see here, move along.

      Only problem is without empirical data you ain’t got shit as you can’t back up your already spurious claims. However in the new world order never let the lack of facts get in the way of a good story.

      And finally I would also like to cunt Foxes Glacier Mints, they started this shit. Cunts.

      • But surely you’re just describing Caroline Lucas – and she was recently cunted for being a cunt??

        A deluded Mr. Spock haircut cunt, but a cunt nonetheless.

        Any cunt who votes “Green” must be a cunt of double-LibDum proportions!

        With one exception, and one alone, every cunt I’ve met who preports to be “Green” are self-righteous affluent cunts who think they are doing the world a favour by taking their own bags to Waitrose and only buying an 8mpg V8 Range Rover because diesels are “dirty”.

        Feckless fucking cunts!

        Must be great to have these delusions of righteousness when they don’t affect you in the slightest. Fucking cunts!

      • Spot on – and, don’t forget, the only climate ‘science’ that receives any funding is that which perpetuates the myth.

        Normally science is subject to peer review where experiments and tests are replicated to test the truth. Not so in climate science – any old shit you care to write is published with a fanfare.

        Now that some years have passed since the original models were published these cunts are getting into a serious dead end – these models predicted a 3 degree rise in temperature. What have we got you may ask? 0.1 degree is what my fellow cunters – a fluctuation which is completely normal.

        When presented with a rather irritating mile wide hole in their core argument what do these cunts do? Accept that there model is defective and go back to the drawing board like in any other scientific area? Not a fucking chance – lets invent a mysterious layer in the ocean that acts as a temporary heat sink which will soon wreak devastation on the world. Where is this layer you may ask? Well, don’t ask the climate scientists because they don’t have a clue.

        Cunts one and all. The Western governments (now with the exception of the US who have cunted the whole thing) are even bigger cunts for spending trillions on a fabricated issue.

  11. On his recent visit French president Macron gave Trump an Oak sapling for his White House. The tree (which was taken from the site of the Battle of Belleau Wood, which took place in summer 1918 during World War I). Of the tree, said Mr Macron “would be a reminder of these ties that bind us”.

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-43941146

    It would appear that Trump does not want to be reminded. Wasted journey garlic smelling short arsed cunt, your (and your EU buddies) plan did not work.

    • The yellow tinged grass tells us that the weed killer did it’s job.

      Hope he doesn’t pull that shit with us, we have enough evasive spieces we cant get rid of thanks to Merkel & Co

  12. Michel Barnier has just broken my cuntometer. The cunt.
    On the subject of polar bears …… I quite like these creatures, they just don’t give a fuck, they’ll take on anyone or anything. The closest human equivalent is Frank Begbie. Global warming ? Somewhere in the Arctic a polar bear is shouting ” No cunt leaves here ’til we find out what cunt did it !!!!

    • Who the fuck hurt that wee lassie.! Classic Begbie. Not that I am implying that Jocks are violent cunts of course.

  13. Brandon Lewis on Marr Show this morning – bare faced Cunt.

    Rudd resigned… GOOD RUDDANCE (my suggested SUN front page headline, ha ha).

  14. Climate change is being conveniently used as another TAX stick to beat the people with! Every Cunts rubbing their fucking hands together! With so much vested interest it’s hard to differentiate what’s legitimate and what’s fake!
    On the subject of MAYS reported sell out I think it’s probably true, I would love to be at that cabinet meeting on Wednesday, if true I think DD will walk and the 48? Letters Required to initiate a vote of confidence on mays leadership will be winging their way to the chairman of the 1922 committee, it’s gonna rip the conservatives apart!! , possibly letting in catweazel, I can’t see the Tory right sitting back whilst may just stumbles on blindly giving way to the EU at every turn, she’s been as good a PM as she was HS!! Utterly fuckin useless…….

    • Forget to mention if it all kicks off how long before you have tory quislings like cuntasaurus ken CLARKE, Nicky Morgan and ISAC regular Anna Soubry talking about how the brexiteers have betrayed their party!! How they’ve voted against their party and the national interest?
      Pot kettle black!! You absolute Cunts!!!

      • Some of my best friends are polar bears. They are not cunts. And what’s happened to Fred West? He’d agree with me. I want him brought back immediately.

      • Free is taking taking time out because his son has been injured. Some things naturally take priority.

        I’m sure we all wish him well.

    • Clearly more people are stopping smoking tobacco products quicker than they can justifiably increase the tax on it, without coming out and saying “we are putting up the prices to compensate for the decrease in smokers and revenue decrease”…

      Enter the Sugar tax saga, the new ‘drug’ to milk the public for money.

      Only due to health implications such as obesity which must be controlled of course.

      Who are they to impose a tax on food & drink due an ingredient (contained in nearly everything) currently making full sugar drinks expensive (foods will be next) and out of reach of the poor, but still accessible by those better off?

      Cunts also waffling about looking to Sweden and how they do things in their marvellous country?

      We should follow their line and make alcohol as expensive (>£5 for a small glass of lager with a meal) as theirs to combat alcohol related illness? Once again, putting out of reach of the poor.

      Not only do these cunts who want to ignore democracy and remain in the EU think we are too stupid to see and made a huge mistake, they now want to control what we can eat & drink and force more poor people to steal as things become priced out of reach.

      I will decide what im eating even if it kills me, not some MP who says and votes in HoC whatever his First Minister tells him too, regardless of the electorate.

      • My wife is Swedish and I get dragged over there very occasionally.

        It is a shithole of the highest order.

        And the Swedes are rude cunts too.

      • I used to live in Denmark and can confirm that Swedes are some of the most boring people on the planet.

        Give it ten years and a beer in Sweden will probably cost you a hand or a head.

  15. As I said previously, Elmer Fudd resigns for having the audacity of trying to do what ordinary folk have wanted all Govt’s to do since John Bull Major: crack down on illegal cunts!

    Windrush was unfortunate but that’s what happens when you have computerised systems written by cunts who have no knowledge of UK history prior to 1997.

    Had it been under Labour’s watch then exactly the same thing would have happened except calling out Abbott on that would be deemed waycist because pointing out to a cunt that they are a thick cunt is always waycist when they are “Culturally Enriched” in some shape or form.

    Then we have “quota-gate”. Why lie about quotas? What the fuck is wrong with quotas!?!

    Most of the time the quota issue could be solved at point of entry or – preferably non-entry – that is.

    Instead of trying to disclaim a quota, Rudd should have just said: “Yes. And?” – and then sit back and watch the Groaniad and AL-BB-CERA (so-called) journo’s self-implode!

    So basically Rudd is a cunt for not doing anything about illegals/immigration but she is a cunt for trying to do something about illegals/immigration!?!?!?!

    So which is it you cunts??

    • Totally agree, I’ve slated her here for being a Dudd for not doing enough on illegal immigration.

      She stated those caught in the Windrush era would be looked at and compensated for “any losses” accordingly which if fair enough.

      As for illegals, we have so many that they can’t count, you can’t put a max figure if you don’t know the maximum here that shouldn’t be and you can’t put a minimum figure as they just have to keep at it until the problem is solved.

      You also can’t say that you have a quota of say 250 a month because you could strike lucky and find 250 by the 10th of the month so would that mean all staff put their feet up until 1st of next month?

      Also if you find say 1000 every month for a period of four years (48000) and you are still finding that number with ease, it stands to reason that either more arrive than are getting thrown out or if entry control is secure, it means the initial number here has been drastically under estimated and you need to find 1250 a month etc etc.

      If Amber Rudd wanted to achieve huge numbers all she had to do was target tower blocks like Grenfell & Trellick (Listening government ?), with only one set of stairs out of some of these blocks you could have a field day.

      We need to get as many illegals out of GB, particularly before EU departure then tighten up airport & port securities for good.

      Can’t remember where I heard it and if it’s still happening but I heard that those EU cunts were gonna bully / force (with their little voting games) Ireland into being part of the Schengen Zone. Think Brexit screwed their plan up somewhat.

      • Forgot to add that I think Rudd should have stayed and fronted it out, particularly in absence of any cases other than people allegedly visiting Lammy & Flabbots offices in fear of deportation which the cunts stated weren’t all Windrush victims…that means them cunts are harbouring illegals! Your name & address gets taken by reception staff before you speak to MP’s. I have to fill in a form at mine.

        Imagine if it was Flabbot in her shoes? She would have admitted their was targets but said it was only two people affected after much humming and hawing, increasing the number only if confronted on “her little counting mistake”, after all…we know she is shit with numbers and it’s expected she will be wrong.

        More likely Flabbot could honestly say no targets as those cunts will let all current illegals stay and others enter as they fucking please.

      • Crudd is an incompetent lying cunt, only second in uselessness to Mavis May who should have gone too. Couldn’t even lie competently – and did fuck all about illegal immigration. Will no doubt be replaced by another career politician only slightly less incompetent.

      • Agree, RTC.

        Apparently she “misled Parliament”, so if she’s gone, at least it’s proof that Wetminster can, occasionally, clean up its own mess. Which I was beginning to doubt, and even if I’m hopelessly naive, it might be an indicator that they haven’t QUITE hit rock-bottom (??).
        Everything is on a sliding scale, nothing all-black, nothing all-white, just the intervening fifty or so shades of grey (yuck… thinking of Elmer Fudd in those terms, I know) – no more shall we see those anti-rug-burn goggles. Also wish Jellyfish had gone, too.

        Maybe, at some point in the future, Flabbott will fall foul, and be ejected…

      • We need a Trump to “drain the swamp”

        In our case it’s a swamp of pointless, ineffective career politicians and thick unprincipled idealogues like Catweasel & Flabbott.

        And the Civil Service… I give up.

        Btw, did you know Sajid Javid’s dad was a bus driver?

      • RTC, I remember English classes at school, decades ago, we were being drilled in simile and metaphor…

        A mate of mine came up with “diverting the Thames through the Houses of Parliament” cf. Flushing Out the Augean Stables !

      • Well now’s the time to do it Belinda, before they piss away the estimated £4billion+ restoring the buildings…

    • Rees-Mogg for Home Secretary!

      Never going to happen is it? Gove is tipped but can’t see that happening either. We’ll find out later.

      How long before those letters find their way to the 1922 committee???

      • Letters going to 1922 committee this week if Wednesdays cabinet meeting goes badly would be my guess, I reckon most are already written just need to be dated!!

  16. Well I don’t want my country becoming like Sweden and were only a few moves away from either a government in power allowing it, or the current government being bullied into relaxing laws that allow it.

    Thank the EU for this and remember this could be your child one day in the near future…

    https://translate.googleusercontent.com/translate_c?depth=1&hl=en&ie=UTF8&nv=1&prev=_t&rurl=translate.google.com&sl=sv&sp=nmt4&tl=en&u=http://www.friatider.se/13-riga-flickan-b-rjade-bl-da-de-fortsatte-v-ldta-nd-och-nu-f-r-alla-tre-stanna-i-sverige&xid=17259,1500003,15700023,15700124,15700149,15700168,15700173,15700186,15700201&usg=ALkJrhjT-_2u8xH1TrDxT5jziz4EkyUgZQ

    • These cunts have Swedish passports which allow them and their like minded friends to travel freely within the EU, this is who Juncker wants to let come to GB but not be bound by our laws.

      Look at the sentences these animals receive in Sweden?

      In the event of crimes here in years to come by animals granted EU status, the EU courts will extradite them back to EU and slap them on the wrists allowing them to return and re-offend.

      We need our laws serving our people on our courts.

    • But the fucking orrid little cunt obviously thought it was morally or ethically ok.

      This is why all these deviant medievalist scumbags must be locked down in their shitehole cuntries, where they can kill and rape each other, hopefully into total oblivion.

      IMHO, the wimminz is just as bad, because they let the slimist cunt-men behave like this. Cardiff is FULL of scumbag somali wimminz, and by dog, they are fugly, even though you can only see about 6 sq. inches of their faces.

      This REALLY is the biggest problem facing the world currently.

      Maybe AH WILL return… there are rumours that he returns to d/w Pat Phelan in Corrie… and then has to go to Rosamund St. Health Centre because of his farting probs. He falls in love with receptionist Liz McDonald, who reminds him of Eva Braun, and she is charmed by his Austrian accent…
      Meanwhile, over the Pennines in Emmerdale, it is revealed that Charity Dingle had an illegitimate baby fathered by the Pope.

      • Them fugly types which you refer to are originally from the same place as them Rohingya cunts…the planet Ferenghi fugly uckers.

  17. Emergency cunting

    Swedish Government under “Mother Europe” is a cunt…

    I’m proper fuming following my finding in the last ten minutes which include my last posts above. These are the cunts Mother Europe expect us to home, throwing out quotas they believe each EU country should take?

    Where the fuck is Anwar going to get the €13,000 to pay the compensation for vaginal & anal rape while his accomplice fined around €2400 for having a toss while watching?

    https://voiceofeurope.com/2018/04/swedish-woman-who-accompanied-two-afghans-to-prove-that-xenophobes-are-wrong-is-raped-and-abused/

    The authorities quite happy to house these animals?

    I’m glad were leaving their EU club but how many enemies are within our intakes (much of which numbers have been hushed up) and housed in towns near you ready to violate and hide behind excuses of being older than 8 years & 8 months and also they don’t know what rape is or that there is anything wrong in raping victims while the blood runs due to the violation & trauma?

    Fucking animals.

  18. In the South Pacific the Greens convinced the Islanders the sea was rising and we had to rescue them because it was our fault as we cause the global warming. Well fuck me, no mention of it again as the supposed sea rise was actually plate subduction. Their island was sinking, not the sea rising, search for it, fucking wanting tree hugging cunts.

  19. Maybe the stupid bint who was virtue-semaphoring about how wonderful rapeugees are (and should NOT be deported) will use her sleepless nights to ponder her hypocrisy and stupidity in trying to ram her delusional philosophies down everyone else’s throat.

    • It show how close to the animal chain the cunts are though, they know that cunts are onto them and they are not really welcome and what do they do when they find someone sympathetic to them?

      They do exactly what gives the cunts the bad name on the first place. Talk about biting the hand that feeds it….cunts.

  20. Generally indifferent towards polar bears though they did go up in my estimation when some Eton schoolboy got mauled to death by one a couple of years ago.

    • How many types of a cunt have you got to be to think it’s not only alright that some kid who’s born in to privaledge is mauled to death but you think it’s ok to publish it just because that kid had a better start in life than who? You?

      Go fuck yourself you cunt. His life was worth just as much as your’s, mine and the old biddy down the street.

      That poor bastard died an agonising death having his head crushed in the jaws of a Polar Bear.

      Would you have shed a tear if it was some poor cunt from the ghetto?

      Freedom of speech can be a right bastard at times so if you make a controversial statement you’ve got to be prepared to back it up.

      Go on then.

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