Smart motorway? Really? Not when you have outsourced the operation of the gantries to Mis Tilly’s Remedial Class of retards is isn’t.

Lane Closed – Broken Down Lorry. Only if the lorry is an invisible one driven by the Retard’s imaginary friend carrying a full load of air it is you cunts.

Queue ahead – 40 mph – no – queue of traffic driving at 40mph here you cunts – open empty road lies ahead.

What happens – set the gantries and then the retards get put down for nap time or an English lesson made up of rearranging alphabettie spaghetti? Checked the jam cams when I got in – the restrictions are still in place 45 mins later.

I would check again but would end up putting my fist through the computer screen.

Smart Motorway? Retarded Motorway more like.

Nominated by Proper Cunt

Variable Speed Limit Motorways

Rant section: Ok I have had enough. If controlling the flow of traffic can make it all run smoother fine, do it. But that’s not enough is it? It is never enough.

If you have a variable speed limit that means that you can change the legal speed limit and enforce it with courts and databases and you have no choice but to obey or be fined.

Why do that? To control the flow of traffic to make it more efficient? Ok fine as we have said.

To make up for the fact that you have made an extra lane by changing the purpose of the hard shoulder? Ok bullshit but let’s let that slide.

To fucking well slow everyone down because there has been a “report” of some possible hazard, over an unreasonably huge area? No, fuck that you cunts.

Anecdote section:

So, last week I was driving up the M23 to M25 and the heading east along the M25. More than 5 miles before the junction there is a warning sign “Report of pedestrians”. And an advisory (yellow sign) speed limit. Yeah whatever.

As soon as I hit the M25 this advisory limit becomes a legal temporary limit of 50, and it continues for a further 13 miles to Junction 5. WTAF.

I then returned along the same stretch of the M25 going now west, the signs and limit is still there all the way back and then further on towards Leatherhead.

Why? I never saw anyone? Thousands of people had to slow down and worry which stupid cameras actually work for nothing. And I mean worry because when the pathetic signs that aren’t above the gantries say “40” for no bloody good reason and everyone stays at 55, you wonder if anyone gives a shit any more.

But no it’s not enough. Not only had this happened the week before on a small stretch of the M1, but today on the M3 where they have spent hundreds of millions of pounds over 3 years to remove the solid line of paint from the hard shoulder and stick up some more stupid signs, there was another one “report of debris”.

There wasn’t any fucking debris, there was another pointless 50 mph limit, which inexplicably changed to 40. There was also some power crazed moron in some office somewhere more than happy to press a couple of buttons and slow down thousands of people for the sake of hearsay.

Giving power to bureaucrats ostensibly concerned with safety to lord it over thousands of people has never been a good idea, and nor is it in this case. I know how understanding fluid dynamics and applying them to traffic flow can speed the motorway up, but if you’re going to slow everyone down in a 20 mile radius every time there is a “report” of something, with no fucking evidence, then there’s no bloody point is there. How did we cope before anyway? I’ll tell you what there is a report of, there is a report of cunts fucking around with our motorways for everyone else’s “good” because somebody gave them a button and a big sign. Fuck these cunts!

Nominated by Cunting Rank Wags

I would like to nominate “Social Mobility” for a timely cunting.

Social Mobility is the noble concept of bettering one’s self/one’s lot as each generation passes.

In a nation which has prided itself on “all being equal” allegedly since the English Civil War (but the reality being since state funded education – thus allowing the pleb masses the ability to use one’s brain, should one exist), you would think that the notion of “Social Mobility” being a just and noble one.

It is, but only when the folk in question aspire to it!

I am working class, I wear it with a badge of honour, unlike “the city” cunts who avoid any such background like the bubonic plague.

My Grandmother was one of 7 children (and they weren’t even catholics). That’s just the way it was as a lot of children born into the slums of the 1900’s thru 1920’s died at birth or during infancy. Times definitely were hard.

There was no welfare system, no NHS and oftentimes the only meals my Nan and her siblings got was at the soup kitchen.

My Nan and great Aunt (the 2nd born) used to go to school on alternate days because they had to share the same pair of shoes. How very Pythonesque eh.

My Nan left school in Sunderland at 14 and went into service down London – very much in the upstairs/downstairs mold – for a doctor and his wife. He was gentleman and generous – luckily for her, as a lot if the “nobility” (back in the day) would have had her bent over the scullery table as soon as look at her.

During the blitz my great grandmother asked the doctor if my Nan could return home while “the nonsense” was going on. He sent her home and with a £5 note – not that any if my family knew what to do with the cunt, it was far too large a denomination.

She was married at 16 and had 3 kids before she was 20. This was during the war years and as she never saw my grandad from one year to the next (a merchant seaman) she also had to support them by working as a cook 8am-6pm Mon/Sat in a local workingmen’s cafe.

My Mum was intelligent enough to warrant place in grammar school but couldn’t attend due to the financial implications. She left school at 15 and worked all her life in a manual labour job.

My Dad was a miner (like his Dad, grandad, great grandad, etc., before him). He left school at 15. Was a coal face worker by 17 and – by his own admission – was as thick as day old porridge. He worked down the pit for 37.5yrs and loved every minute of it. He hated Scargill and never once voted Labour – of which I am ultimately proud.

So enter me the product of a poor working class background. I was told to “stick in” at school and through some fluke I found it easy – which is just as well as I had fuck all chance of gleaning any algebraic nuggets from the mater and pater that’s for sure!

I was an only child and never wanted for a thing.

I did school, college and Polyversity (when it was free – God bless you Maggie), got myself a decent job and now work for myself (albeit in deepest darkest Lutonistan currently).

I am Social Mobility. Mark Blyth (a Glaswegian orphan brought up in the benefits system) – professor of economics at Brown University in the states, who spoke more sense about Brexit than any other person I listened to – is Social Mobility. We are the epitome of Social Mobility!

Over the last few days there has been many stabbings, shootings and killings in general. No cunt wants to identify the real cause, instead they have defaulted (Khan, Abbott, any libtard with no facts that the ABBC and Sly News can rake up) to blaming a “lack of Social Mobility”.

Khan should know better as he fucking IS a product of Social Mobility as his Dad was a bus driver (I don’t suppose you’ve ever heard him mention that…).

What “Social Mobility” means these days is basically gifting undeserving cunts an unfair advantage who piss that opportunity up the wall!

Truly “Socially Mobile” people will achieve irrespective of their background because they have the tenacity/gumption to achieve no matter what.

My daughter has been applying for Uni places recently and the number of loaded questions trying to figure out if your a piece of Jeremy Kyle shite (to gift them precedence in placings) is sickening.

When I applied to Polytechnic (yes they were places were you went to learn in order to do a fucking job and earn a living) there was no positive discrimination based on your social background – you either had the nouse or you didn’t, end of.

Pushing cunts who’ll be cunts no matter what (from a n-generation of workshy cunts) in name of “Social Mobility” achieves NOTHING. And certainly will not reduce violent crime.

Why don’t the powers that be tackle the real issue: getting idle cunts and their benefits brood back into work and garner a sense of self worth rather than this nauseating whining of self pity and expecting every other cunt to be responsible for your lot! <B>YOU LAZY IDLE WORKSHY CUNTS!</B>

So fuck “Social Mobility” in it’s modern guise, it just more virtue-signalling nonsense that absolves the political establishment from actually tackling the real causes of the anti-social climate that we find ourselves in!

Fuck off Westminster! You cunts!

Fuck off Khan/Abbott! You cunts!

Deal with the REAL issues instead of deflecting them with non-issues! You cunts!

Nominated by Rebel without a Cunt

Where would we start? What did he do to deserve an annual day honouring him, whats the difference between Stephen Lawrence and any other victim of a callous unprovoked knife attack?

Well that’s obvious, Stephen was black after all and the PC snowflake libtard establishment is being right on.

However many many young black men have been stabbed to death since Stephen was callously and totally unnecessarily attacked at a bus stop, so why don’t they get a multi-million pound investigation that’s lasts decades and why no day honoured after them?

Perverse irony takes a role now as the majority of the young black men murdered brutally and savagely on out cities streets are murdered by other young black men, so they are just statistics to the government and something black community leaders would rather not publicise.

So perversely for a black man’s murder to get a platinum class investigation and national news coverage over decades with a day named after him thrown in he has to get killed by some mentalist white cunts.

Otherwise the police, the government and the black community move quietly on, nothing to see here.

The parents of these other young black men grieve less because their child’s murderer was another black man? These parents don’t deserve the same level of support and ongoing police investigation because there child was killed by another black youth?

Seems black lives only matter once again when ended by a white man.

There are indeed rivers of blood on the streets of our cities but it is the blood of black youth running down the streets of black communities and the media only reports statistics.

Nominated by, Sixdog Vomit

shortly followed by another nomination by, Mecha-rigsby

I’d like to cunt Stephen Lawrence.

Why? Because I’m sick of hearing about the cunt. We’ve had 25 years of it now. The latest madness is that we’re now going to have an annual Stephen Lawrence day. The cynic in me thinks this is an empty gesture to appease the effniks in the wake of this windrush fiasco.

The cunts that served him up are where they belong. Around the same time They stabbed a not-that-close friend of mine who was white and left him brain damaged. Also, around the same time or not long after a mate of mine (who is black) battered two of them to fuck outside a pub in Greenwich in a completely unrelated incident.

SL’s legacy is that the plod are now so emasculated by the Stephen Lawrence race hustling industry that they won’t dare carry out and stop and search on minorities. And that’s why black kids are running around going crackers stabbing each other to death.

I’ve heard a few things over the years from people in the area that SL was far from an angel himself. Of course that doesn’t mean he deserved to be murdered by let’s fucking dial back on the patron saint of deceased aspiring architects hysteria a bit.

If there is to be a Stephen Lawrence day then there should be a kriss Donald day. And a Keith blakelock day. And a Lee Rigby day. Etc.