And it’s that old ISAC favourite Suckdeek Khan again…. What a cunt…

The Mayor of Londonabad has reached even higher levels of cuntiude (no mean feat for him)… He now wants Plastic Manc and John Lennon impersonator, Liam Gallagher to ‘help him fight London’s knife crime’… First of all, I wasn’t aware the Khan was doing anything to fight it… Isn’t his attitude to knife crime the same as his blase ‘let the cunts eat cake’ outlook on human filth peaceful terrorism (it’s to be expected and accepted apparently)?… And if he thinks asking ex-Rutle, Gallagher will ‘get him on down wid da yoof’ then it shows what a bellend Suckdick really is… The Big Don balloon debacle was pathetic enough… Now he’s asking cartoon rock stars for advice on social and political matters? How in the name of fuck has this cunt ever got to be in such a position of power?! The fact that a spineless and childish pillock like this is in charge of our capital shows that this country has truly gone to the dogs via hell in a handcart….

Nominated by Norman

Gallagher’s comment : ‘…he seems to not be doing a good job, all them kids getting knifed… The only thing that ever comes out of his mouth is, ‘London is open.’ What, open for knife crime and dying and stuff?‘

Justin Bieber.

This piss in a bucket, puke live on stage jumped up short arsed cunt has challenged Tom equally short arse Cruise to a fight.

What the fuck. I don’t give a toss about the outcome, they are both cunts but come on. Cruise is 31 years older than him. Why hasn’t the wank stain Bieber challenged Mike Tyson or Dwayne Johnson?

I know why….It’s because he is a cunt.

I’m thinking of offering Ken Barlow out as he’s 31 year older than me.

Nominated by Halloween Cunthook

Stormzy’s stab vest.

I’m sure one of you cunts will cunt this cunt and his vest far more eloquently than I.

I had the misfortune of catching a minute or two of this cunt shouting to a bunch of white middle class kids acting like they’re from the Myatts Field estate.

Stormzy is also giving it the biggun’ that he is the second youngest male solo headliner of Glastonbury. Thereby insinuating that he is in mentioning in the same breath as the thin white duke.

Nominated by Mecha-Rigsby

Stormz might well be the first black British rap artist to headline Glastonbury but as statistics go, it’s about as meaningless as his music.

Face it sonny – when you’re as full of shit as you then it’s hardly surprising that the stuff you call music is shit too.

Sheryl Crow was fucking outstanding. Real music well played. Not bad for a bird on my Deadpool suffering from cancer.

Fuck me, even I’m better than Stormz! ?

Nominated by ChasCMusic

A cunting for Brighton is needed.

My dad used to work there in the 90s and said it was a shithole full of druggies and dossers. It seemed to improve in the noughties, but in recent years become mired in the grip of another strain of eternal fuck-ups; the insufferable bourgeois London wankers. Apologies to any sensible residents wrapped up in this mess but you will probably understand my hatred of this Safari park for SJW freaks, screeching feminazis, deranged vegan ‘mermaids’, vaping top-knotted manginas and male feminists, genderless faerie folk and dragonkin, middle-class students called Arabella and Hermione wearing hijabs because it looks ‘totally ethnic and empowers me against the white western patriarchy yah?’, hipster twats, Greta Thunberg-worshipping green cultists and all of them terminal sufferers of TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).
The old queens and twinks that have given Brighton its old reputation are entirely respectable and decent in relative terms. Nowadays this dump with what I’m told is a ‘happening, youthful vibe’ is rammed with cunts who work in London and elected Caroline Lucas of the Watermelon Cult. They’ve erected a phallic monstrosity – the threesixty- as a tourist attraction that is struggling to make money, because the local council overestimate the pull their crap little town has on tourists, and it looks like a concrete cock as well as been broken down half the fucking year.

Those visiting will only be able to bask in the sunshine for about 4 months of the year, but the air is thick with liberal smugness year-round, and local bars serve an unending stream of sour remainer tears.

It’s worth remembering that the more ‘challenged’ residents wanted Brighton to cut itself off from the rest of the UK and remain in the EU. Needing a passport to visit Lewes or Worthing to ask their relatives for another loan to pay rent while pretending to run a microbrewery/vegan cafe or break into the art scene as a filmmaker/singer-songwriter/the new Banksy didn’t seem to phase them.

There may well be cities and towns full of idiotic cunts, but few so afflicted by the Dunning-Kruger effect as Brighton.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Commercial Radio Advertising … Faux Accents ..

I tend to flick between Radio 2 and LBC depending on which presenter is on air. Since Chris Evans disappeared from Radio 2, it’s been slightly more tolerable except for Saturday turning into a ‘gayfest’ of presenters … So LBC gets quite a bit of listening .. in the background.
I understand commercial radio is just that and gets it’s revenues from advertising, and it’s the adverts that are starting to really boil my piss.
There’s currently a Volvo advert, voiced over by some tart with a faux Scandi. accent similar to the ‘climate change upstart’ who is currently the darling of the Greens.
There’s a Renault advert, voiced over by some woman in a faux French accent akin to a tart from ‘Allo ‘Allo…
Now, there’s an advert for some Ibuprofane / Asprin shit, voiced by some bloke in a Transylvanian accent sounding more like Frau Blucher … but hey, it’s a ‘reassuring / knowing’ medical professional voice ….

Fuck Off … if you really want to get my back up and make me never want to buy your product … then patronise me with this infantile shite. Yes, I can turn it off … but I didn’t buy a radio to sit on a shelf and do fuck all.

Speak clear factual English you Cunts ….

Nominated by Boilsmypiss