What the fuck? Has the sun recently been emitting more cunta-rays, or have the boys at the Large Hadron Cuntfinder discovered and released the Cunt Particle? Where do all these cunts come from?
If we were all to get ourselves a big sharp stick and go hunting for those of the cuntic persuasion…where would be the best place be?

I would say the “Corridors of Cunts”…where the cunts who steal us blind and also pass endless useless or intrusive or downright barking legislation to burden and plague our lives are to be found. And where would the Mother Lode, the Death Star, the Holy of Cunting Holies be for those cunts? The cunting EU, that is where. And what would happen if those Eurocunts decided to have a poll amongst themselves to decide who was the biggest,floppiest, scary-hairiest , sloppiest, top-of-a-plasterer’s-welly-like cunt of them all?

Step forward and show your plug-ugly face…. Catherine Margaret Ashton, Baroness Ashton of Upholland who came last in this survey.

This is, so far, the utter bathos of achievement for this ineffective, unelected, promoted-several- light-years-beyond-her-competence “laide ideal” of a pointless parasitical cunt of a office-seeker , who on the few occasions she can be cunted even to turn up to any vital meeting has no hesitation in spreading the legs of our poor homeland so it can get a good gang-kicking in the cunt by the rest of the EU. I could go on and on.

What a cunt!