Cunts who ski. Say no more…
Nominated by : Dioclese
Monthly Archives: March 2013
Politicians
Been screwing around on this mortal coil long enough to know that all politicians are cunts. Only difference is that once they had some experience of life so at least were self taught cunts. Now they are mostly young done politics at uni and nothing else type cunts.
Think of voting UKIP? Wait till they will turn out to be UCUNTS. Our only salvation from politicians ( and police, unions, NHS, bankers, BBC, Church, Eton boys etc etc ) is to be bigger cunts than thay are
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
The European Union
The European Union is an organisation of first rate cunts.
They have systematically destroyed the lives of millions of people in the name of cuntish ideology. These self-serving bureaucratic cunts don’t give the slightest fuck about democracy or the harsh cuntish realities they are creating.
These cunts are destroying Europe and should be fucked off into the political wilderness.
Nominated by : Alf Garnet
Tony Robinson
My old Eton fags recall union activist, crap actor, former Baldrick and Time Team presenter Tony Robinson emerging out of the right on rat holes of the 80s Brighton arts scene. Before that he did similar things in Bristol apparantly.
So Time Team has run out of time after 20 years but the endless repeats remain, padding out daytime Freeview scheduling where Tumbrils Tony continues to shoe horn in his marxist mantra alongside Carry on Cabby and Dickinson’s Real Deal.
The March of Time Team starts with the svelt pig tailed Tony talking to da yoot, shape shifts into cunt with skid mark dyed beard and finishes with the current bald champagne socialist fat old fuck.
Time Team’s legacy? Archeology for all? It has tought white van man to buy a metal detector and find the best sites to ravage for the car boot sale.
Tony Robinson, a cunt for the common man
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke
(And the cunt never had a cunning plan in his whole fucking life!)
Michael Owen
Michael Owen, overpaid, over rated smug arsehole of a Cunt. Professional fucking bench warmer now a substitute at fucking Stoke, sad useless wanker.
Now seemingly worth £40M, well done you cunting parasite.
Go fuck off to your racehorses you shite excuse for a footballer. What a CUNT
Nominated by : Ollie Burtons Granddad