Monthly Archives: May 2014

Sting [4]

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Why Sting?

Because he’s a pompous bastard. All that pretentious bollocks he has done since he disintegrated The Police (ie: everything since ‘Every Breath You Take’). That tantric sex bullshit. That revolting ‘last Police single’ (that total turd remix he did of ‘Don’t Stand So Close To Me’). Carping on about the rainforests while living like a king. He’s like a Bob Geldof with a bit more sophistication and brains…

Nominated by: Norman Whiteside

David Walliams

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With a face like a Downs Syndrome eskimo, Walliams (along with his bald cunt sidekick) is responsible for some of the most deeply unfunny, lowest common denominator shite that has ever been broadcast. Walliams is the very personification of celebrity culture – incestuous, talentless and redundant, and in dire need of kicking to death.

Nominated by: Fred West

Mr. Stink? Mr Cunt more like!

I rest my case with this piece from 2011

Nominated by: Dioclese

Carol Vordeman [2]

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What can I say? There can be more more edifying sight than a cunt cunting herself on national television.

I thought this old slapper had gracefully retired from the scene, only to be confronted with the old tub of silicon on commercial tellie earlier this week. I forget what she was advertising – it was so memorable – but it should be plastic surgery or hair dye…

Fuck off, Carol, and give us all a break!

Nominated by: Dioclese

Subway

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Shite sandwich pedlars Subway are cunts for bowing to towelhead pressure and discontinuing selling pork products and replacing other meats with halal only meat in areas in Britain. Halal slaughter is a disgusting practice that should be fucking banned. If you don’t dine on swine then cunt off to a CUNTry that does!

Nominated by: Occams Razor