Monthly Archives: April 2019

Brandon Lewis

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Brandon Lewis is a right cunt. Now, to be fair, you have to be a bit of a cunt to chair the Tory Party whilst Teflon Treeza is leading it but as Mark Twain once said “It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”

Bully Boy Brandon is telling party members that “Campaigning for or endorsement of any other political party is incompatible with membership of the party.” It goes on to say “The board will not hesitate to enforce these rules.”

So as a card carrying Tory, Brandon reckons that he’ll kick me out of I support Farage. Well if they apply that rule then the Tory Party is about to shrink radically. So fuck you, Brandon. Bring it on!

But then Twain also said “Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.” He also said “Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please.”

Wise man, Mr Twain. The Tories could learn a lot from him…

Nominated by Dioclese

Theresa May’s Face

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A nomination for Theresa Mays gurning. There are dozens of photos on the internet of the Maybot contorting her fugly face into even more hideously ugly contortions. Fuck it, what an ugly cunt. Her facial oddities betray her inner clueless vacuity. I know she has had dozens of nominations but she’s the cunt that keeps on giving.

In fact, if I may expand on my previous post, I believe this phenomenon occurs whenever Oligarch Robbins, Oliver Wetwin, Amber Dudd or whichever anti- democratic cunt has control of the Maybot at the time, temporarily loses that control or there’s a short circuit or someone moves the joystick the wrong way, causing said Maybot to malfunction. These bot’s are only as good as their controllers, in other words, fucking useless.

Nominated by Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

John Boyne

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A nomination for the author John Boyne. Just seen this twat on Sky news promoting his latest book for children, My Brother Jessica, which yes you guessed it, explores what families do when someone comes out as trans. Just leave kids alone and let them grow up naturally instead of instilling this nonsense in their young minds.

Nominated by Mystic Maven

The Fourth Estate

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A cunting please for what remains of the Fourth Estate. Whilst democracy is stolen from under our noses and the Lords Spiritual and Lords Temporal slumber, oblivious to the constitutional rape and pillage conducted by that august body the Commons and its illegitimate Fuhrer Theresa May what say the Fourth Estate? “People of Britain take up arms against this tyranny!” “People of Britain awake! The barbarians are at the gate”. “People of Britain! Remember your proud history. Oppose this villainy!” No.

The Daily Mail proclaims “Kim Kardashian arrives for law exam”. The Daily Express screams “Shock weather chart. Britain engulfed in soaring temperatures”. The Sun? “Georgia Steel claims lover stole thousands”. What about the Times? “ENO’s artistic director quits after three years”. The Telegraph? “Extinction Rebellion activists glue themselves to Jeremy Corbyn’s fence”.

The overarching responsibility of the Fourth Estate is to keep government, legislators and big business in check by keeping the public fully informed, never more so than when the government acts against the express wishes of the electorate. Investigative journalism should play a big part in uncovering the concomitant deceit, lies, bribery and corruption. The Fourth Estate no longer exists or if it does it has deliberately and knowingly abrogated its responsibility. Owned by cunts. Staffed by cunts. Read by cunts. R.I.P the Fourth Estate

nominated by Fimbriations

Emissions trading system’s

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More Green Bullshit

British Steel, Scunthorpe have requested a £100 million loan to meet emissions targets. Explanation below:

‘The EU’s emissions trading system’s rules allow industrial polluters to use carbon credits to pay for the previous year’s emissions, or trade them to raise money.
Each free permit gives a firm the right to emit a tonne (1,000kg) of carbon dioxide (CO2), and they can be traded for money.’

Apparently Brexit has caused a problem.
Leaving aside the fact that British Steel is an important employer and one of the few heavy industries we have left, can any fucker explain the logic behind this ’emissions trading’ horseshit? Does pollution magically disappear? Do the carbon trading fairies hoover it up?
This nonsense ranks alongside the wood burning power stations as utter shite. Utter green shite.

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble