(A nice hole in one, to finish off April – DA)

Are intolerant useless Cunts.

Some time ago I cunted golfers. They are cunts I know I’m one. Now this cunting is for the middle aged hags that frequent golf courses up and down the country. Not the fit chicks that play the pofessional game.

They are :-

Useless as players, with the new handicap system they are allowed handicaps up to 60+ FFS you could score 60 over par walking round with a putter. I have pared our 18th hole using just a putter tee to cup.

Slow players hold everyone else up by being shit and taking a million shots and talking about their Tenna lady products. Have a whole hour mid morning (most popular time) especially for them only just to play.

Arrogant bastards always looking for an argument.

“A female golfer has been suspended and two others have resigned as members after becoming embroiled in a row in which a breastfeeding mother was told her actions were ‘putting them off their food’.”

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3165034/One-female-golfer-suspended-two-quit-club-row-claims-told-breastfeeding-woman-clubhouse-putting-food.html

Now I’m not big on tit feeding in public, but fuck me you can look the other way. This story just highlights their need for an argument.

They are spoilsport cunts and need to fuck off back to the kitchen.

Nominated by: Everyonesacunt 

A slow handclap please for the senior management of the East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, who persecuted nurse, Leone Harris for the crime of saving a life.

She didn’t follow hospital protocol and was subsequently persecuted and persude by the hospital suits over a period of 4 years.

Link to story here.

Nominated by: Jessum Priest

(** Late correction thanks to Lord Biryani, who pointed out it was East Lancashire Hospitals Trust, and not East Lincolnshire Hospitals Trust. Thanks – DA)

It’s that time of the year again – time for ISACS regular drubbing of the bizarre woke festival known as The Oscars.

This tear the Oscars attracted an audience of 9.85 million tv viewers. In 2020 the audience was 26.3 million and the year before that it was 30 million. By any calculation that’s a huge and humiliating decline.

Why is that, I wonder? COVID may be part of the reason but viewing figures started to decline before COVID struck. Could it be connected with any of the following past glories of the ceremony –

– In 2016 Jada Pinkett-Smith, Spike Lee and others boycotted the ceremony over the lack of nominations for black talent? It didn’t occur to them that that’s because there wasn’t any black talent.

– In 2016 viewers were treated to the spectacle of Lady Gaga singing a song about the alleged rape crisis on American campuses. What a groovy, feel good number that was!

– Also in 2016, Leonardo DiCaprio in his Best Actor speech felt the need to lecture the plebs on climate change. He forgot to mention that he’d flown into the ceremony by private jet.

– The 2017 Oscars was an orgy of indignant Trump bashing. Jimmy Kimmel opened that year’s ceremony by saying “This is being watched live by millions of people in 225 countries that now hate us.’ I bet that went down well with the millions of ordinary Americans that had voted for Trump, mostly to get rid of a hopelessly out of touch establishment that refuses to take their concerns seriously.

– At recent ceremonies luvvies took potshots at Trump over the border crisis and the disgraceful spectacle of ‘kids in cages’. ‘There are no borders… that can restrain ingenuity and talent’, said Javier Bardem at the 2019 ceremony to wild applause from the diamond encrusted audience. Funnily enough there was no mention of that this year, even though there are more immigrant kids in cages under Biden than there were under Trump.

– MeToo, the race issue, the alleged climate-change apocalypse, borders, the wickedness of Trump. The Oscars are full of this shite.

The Oscars are no more than a smug, self-congratulatory, hypocritical, virtue signalling woke pile of cunt.

I’ll leave the last word to Ricky Gervaise – “You’re in no position to lecture the public about anything. You know nothing about the real world. Most of you spent less time in school than Greta Thunberg. If you win, come up, accept your little award, thank your agent, thank your god, and fuck off.’

Amen to that.

Nominated by: Marvellous Mechanical Cunting Machine

The Green agenda and climate change.

So all the cunts in power are getting together to shaft normal people up the arse again. Senile old Biden and Doris are on their high horse telling us were all going “carbon neutral” .

Obviously it wont cost them a penny. India and China arnt on board so its just the working class in the West who will have to pickup the bill. £ trillions. Sums of money so vast the human brain cannot even imagine. Fuck off.

Fossil fuels are the only reason were not all dead by 30. Stick your green agenda up your arse. Where is the opposition to this lunacy? Where can we vote against it. Looks like its another eu type stitch up where no one has a choice.

Fuck right off.

Nominated by: smugcunt 

and seconded by: mikdys

This. Accepting that CO2 emissions really are the harbinger of doom, and that there is a need for reduction, then were the UK to stop all emissions completely that would reduce the total by a measly 1% (.37GT) while China continue to happily pump out 30% of the total (10.06 GT).

If this CO2 shit really is true then we are all fucked anyway, thanks to the likes of China, so what is the point of ruining what little time we have left and spending our remaining years in misery pissing money away for sweet fuck all return? It’s absolutely pointless.

Yet, all the political cunts support this bullcrap. There is no alternative to vote for. Local elections are coming up – vote “none of the above” and let’s try to send the cunts a message.

https://www.ucsusa.org/resources/each-countrys-share-co2-emissions

Imran Khan has several things going against him: he’s a Parking Stanley, he’s a peaceful and he’s a cunt.

He is urging Islamic shitholes to boycott Western products if our countries don’t criminalise ‘insulting’ the prophet and to launch a trade war against countries that hide behind “freedom of speech”.

And he comes out with shit like: “They do not even love the prophets the way we do with our Holy Prophet (Peace Be Upon Him). Even, they are not attached to religion (the way we are). They will have to be made it understood.”

https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2021/04/20/boycott-the-west-for-insulting-the-prophet-urges-pakistans-khan/

Imran Khan, if you want to boycott western goods go ahead. No cars, no planes, no trains, no mobile phones, no cancer hospitals in memory of your mother, no clean water, etc. What have Muslims ever invented other than jihad? That’s right, a big fat fucking zero.

Let’s do a trade deal Imran. We stop exporting our goods and services to you and you can stop exporting Parking Stanleys to us. Sounds like a great deal.

And as part of the deal we’ll send back your namesake Unhappy Richard (Sad Dick) Khan. Imran and Sad Dick – a proper pair of khants.

Nominated by: Hard Brexit Cunt

..and seconded by: CuntyMort

FFS Islam rides again.

Now the Pakistani P.M Is kicking off over insulting their sky fairy, with the threat of world wide Islamic embargos.

Here you go Imran how’s about my solution, Just fuck off. If you want to play those games, No immigration to anywhere. Your goods banned as well.

While I’m at it just fuck off CUNT.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9516043/Pakistan-PM-boasts-plan-Muslim-countries-force-blasphemy-laws-West-work.html

…and a very late entry from W.C, Boggs

IMRAN KHAN:

A gentle don’t take this the wrong way, comrade cunting, please, for the whacky Paki PM, who instructs the West not to “hurt the feelings” of Muslims around the world, but if we do, there will be trouble:

https://foxhole.news/2021/04/28/stop-hurting-the-feelings-of-muslims-pakistan-pm-tells-the-west/?fbclid=IwAR3VhGmuD1x0TqJVBNhrBMRqnqlLnssfxOgEGhNGUre3qy0jqWAgIO_BRZI

If we are guilty of hurting their feelings, they have hurt their victims far more than just feelings – but with death and missing limbs as well