We didn’t do a dedicated Euros thread this time around.
Now that it’s all over and England have failed yet again, it seemed only right to let the cunters have a good old moan and rant about boring football, how ‘we woz robbed’ and how it’s not “coming home” after all.
Plus that awful England band, banal commentary, woke box ticking inclusive punditry, they’re crap-they’re brilliant-they’re crap again flip flopping…
So dry your tears an’ fill yer boots.
Love & hugs – The Admin Team.
Joel Alvarez, putting the trash into trashy.
Miami Swim Week is apparently a prestigious fashion event, where top designers, of whom Joel is one, have models strutting the runway in the latest swimwear designs.
Joel went a bit avant-garde and had his models strut their stuff wearing, well, “body tape”. The basic black starts at a very reasonable $9.99 a roll.
Excuse me for a few minutes..Right, I’m back!
Anyway, what really leads me to cunt this, is that people were upset about the lack of “body-diverse” and plus-sized models.
What?
Like I want to see a photo of some fucking land whale, all cellulite and rippling back fat, sauntering down the runway in neon pink?
Or some “brave” amputee, rolling towards me wearing a silver metallic bikini
If that makes me a bad person, I don’t give a fuck!
As promised. Attached below, the companion piece.
The Sun. Enjoy! (You won’t, trust me – NA)
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
Good ol’ Sir Kweer, he’s always good for a laugh, and he’s at it again, getting into a muddle once more on the trans issue.
A while ago, he was telling us that ‘it’s not right’ to say that only a woman can have a cervix. Now I’m no anatomical expert but as I understand it, the cervix is the lower end of the uterus which forms a channel to the vagina. Well I don’t know about you Sir Knobhead, but it seems to me that being female is an essential quality for possessing those bits of kit.
Now to clarify matters further for us, he’s declared that ‘of course 99.9% of women don’t have penises’. Well, the female population of Great Britain in 2023 is a little over 35,000,000, which according to Stormin’ Starmer, means that 35,000 women in the country DO have a penis in their pants.
And there was me, naively thinking that 100% of women in Britain were dickless. I’m sure that you’ll all join me in thanking the Labour leader for clearing that misunderstanding up for us.
To coin a phrase; what a cock.
Nominated by : Ron Knee
A cunting for the poor little darlings who got upset over Jeremy Clarkson and a rather well written piece about, who else, MeAgain.
It seems the reference to the game of thrones scene where the ‘shamed’ queen was forced to go through the streets naked and was pelted with shit didn’t go down well.
Clarkson has issued a statement on Twatter, basically ooops sorry, will do better next time, fucking hilarious.
6000 complaints apparently, nice one Jeremy 👍
Nominated by : Sick of it
Former saucy pants Czarina and walking facelift and booblift influencer (don’t have them ladies) Michelle Mone (now Baroness Mone OBE ‘for services to the Lingerie Industry” I kid you not due to enoblement at the suggestion of David Cameron) has been caught up in the PPE scandal re supply of dodgy and unuseable medical gowns at extortionate prices during the Covid Emergency.
My Lady has taken “a leave of absence from The Lords” due to certain embarrassments resulting from allegations of stuffing her crotchless knickers and those of her family with non legit moolah at a time of crisis for the nation. She is an astute business woman so what better time to rip off the nation than at a time of crisis….Surely not another Tory Spiv?
Falls into a theme of a golden pathway of Fast Track Contracts provided by HMG for those with close connections to the Tory Government to the exclusion of experienced and efficient suppliers. Pigs in a private trough funded by the taxpayer sort of thing.
Medpro is the company in question and the Honorable Lady denies any connection to wrongdoing. Very large sums of moolah (£200 mill+) are at the centre of the allegations.
Nominated by : Sir Limply Stoke