Hyundai This Is Us

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A quick cunting for one of the most nauseating and twee adverts ive seen in a while; Hyundai’s This Is Us.

It’s the sort of drippy crap preying on the modern snowflake mentality; asuming we’re all weak, fragile and scared during this extended Easter holiday. Speak for yourselves, marketing bods, although i somehow doubt they’re capable of fear and fragiity given the cocaine habits and general sociopathy.

I get the feeling those who will find this uplifting are a bit soft and perhaps need it. Perhaps they’re Ed Sheeran enthusiasts, or vegans and have special pronouns. Perhaps they’re suffering eco-anxiety or one of the under 25s finding this all ‘extremely difficult’ and about to mentally fold like a deck chair under the female members of the shadow cabinet.

I can only offer this advice; in the words of Karen Carpenter ‘we’ve only just begun’, now toughen up and find a hobby. Your nan had 6 years of this.

Nominated by Cuntamus Prime

Meanwhile in the reel world Hyundai continues as a world leading arms manufacturer, you do not see that on the TV do you?

http://en.hyundai-wia.com/business/defense_business.asp

68 thoughts on “Hyundai This Is Us”

  1. Fuck me, they come across as a fucking charity ( Mother Teresa Inc) rather than a bunch of greedy grasping bastards. What’s all this bollocks got to do with cars anyway?

  3. I bought a Hyundai Accent (Hyundai Accident) from a car auction in my younger days for £200 and it ran for about a year. Piece of shit but value for money from the dog-eaters.

  5. You can imagine a load of media savvy cynical cunts sitting around a table discussing how they are going to come across as caring, sharing, multi cultural, Meghanites to flog cars to the woke millennials. Some bloke says what about economy, performance, reliability, style, glamour etc?

    Oh fuck off with that shit. Our audience ain’t interested in that shit. In the old days it was “buy this car and you will pull more women.” Now “it’s buy this car and you will become one.”

  6. I was very surprised to get my hands on a Daewoo AR15 (looks like an M16 and equally shit) my first thoughts were “These people make microwaves” and well I didn’t trust it.
    On other thoughts if Jaguar Landrover were to break into the Arms industry, based on their current performance I would expect them to make Nurf Guns.
    Do you remember Datsun? (Nissan now) they were a pile of shit too.
    Used to see them (normally red) with about eight people in them, a mattress and couple of carpets on top spluttering down the high street in southall.

  7. I checked the This Is Us video on youtube, bloody cringe-fest, almost threw up in my mouth.

  8. A couple of decades ago the South Koreans decided to out Japan at its own game, they succeeded. Seven year unlimited warranty on cars, ffs I inherited a washing machine with a ten year guarantee on the main bearing. Anyway, a few years ago the SK corporations decided, collectively, to outsource all of their manufacturing, failing to inform the education system of the plan. So fuck Hyundai, even though I owned a Santa Fe for a couple of years. Globalism is a global cunt.

    The devil makes work for me on bitchute, a survey on Brit immigration called “We Were Never Asked”, it has almost 6K views! Must be good.
    https://www.bitchute.com/video/JDOW2refPPU/

  9. Hyundai? Sounds shit, German cars are the best unless your talking Aston Martin…proper British.
    Oh…it’s actually Kuwaiti owned.

    • I’m not aware of a single British-owned car manufacturer, or much of anything else.

      • TVR name owned by some Russian cunt last I heard.
        Morgan still British owned but now with German engines 😣😣😣

      • Some British businessmen bought him out, apparently. Until I read that just now I wasn’t even aware they were back ‘in business’, although it appears they have yet to sell any cars.

      • Its a disgrace such iconic British car brands like Aston Martin, Bentley and Lotus are not British owned.
        The Japanese and Germans (our enemies in the war) have thriving car production and sales yet we seem to sell everything off. Something is not right, why the fuck do we literally sell everything. EDF energy formally London Electricity (French) and Lea Perrins think abaaaaaht that next time your drizzling Worcester sauce into your stew thinking you are Ainsley Harriot you cunt.

        I think this company was the demise of the ford take over of Land rover, a small family firm that refurbished Land rovers for the MOD.

        https://pablanchard.co.uk/vehicles-for-sale

        extended warranty on most parts til the demise of the land rover as a service vehicle,

      • Morgan, the largest wholly British owned car manufacturer. Yes, pathetic.

  10. Am so glad I barely watch TV these days. I don’t think I would have the patience to sit through wank commercials like that. I mean commercials back in the day were bad enough (Shake ‘n’ vac, or Cillit Bang – remember those!) But these days its all woke, happy-clappy, global nation bollocks.

    Thank fuck I have a VPN, a cloaked IP and torrent sites to fall back on.

    • Never drove this Asian shite never will.
      Struggling with the lockdown, just had a creamtea without organic strawberries, although the jam was Pimms (strawberry, mandarin &mint) and complimented the double cream,
      And the gin &tonic was ok, gingerbread gin!
      Bern out in the Derbyshire countryside with the girls an dog, as there was 3 of us we only stayed the 3hrs.
      Hardship this coronavirus causes?!
      Like Boys from the Blackstuff.

      • MNC definitely pushes the boundaries of Northern.been caught out a few times with is posh ladida Manor house upbringing….😂

      • Crusty@
        Thinking of wearing a nice lemon or pink jumper around my shoulders with my chinos?
        Whatd you think?
        😁😁

      • Think peppermint would suit you better ,by the way any truth in the rumour that you’re a distant relative of
        Lord Dick?

      • Some truth, they got the land and money we got the devastating charm an cheekbones to die for.
        Think a mint jumper would suit me!
        Oil my beard, polish the rigger boots, could pass for gentry!!😁

      • Is a bit eh?
        I felt like Oliver when rescued from Fagins!
        Im a beer man but got to admit a gin & tonic is lovely in hot weather.
        Be to embarrassed to ask for one in the pub!
        Like a 14yr old lad trying to get the bottle to buy a wank mag in the newsagents.

      • Is it like a film scene where you order a G&T and everyone goes quite, the music stops and ends with your dad declaring, “I have no son!”.

      • Lager and g and t is the only booze I touch too.

        Nowt wrong with a gin and tonic. I don’t consider it a girly drink. Gin is 40-45% proof ffs. Anyone calls me a poof for drinking one, I tell them to drink a full bottle if they think it’s a girly drink.

      • Dont drink lager CB, like bitter an mild, an whisky when got the devil in me, but agree gin & tonic is lovely!
        Only last 70 yr or so its seen as a middle class drink, mothers ruin!
        Victorian times it was the drink of poor people, brasses, working men etc
        The first vending machines were for dispensing gin, Beefeater gin has one still a ‘puss n mew’ a cast iron cat that youd get gin from.

      • According to my mother (a rancid snob, if ever) who was a bit of a Navy lark, gin was for upper decks, rum below.Rancid, puce-faced auld bitch.

      • I kno it was a typo, but…

        Bern and Derbyshire sounds a Brill combination!

      • Fucking Hell MNC, mint, strawberry, and mandarin? I thought you miserable, Northern monkey peasants were allergic to fruit? You almost had your Five-A-Year in one day.

  11. Can they make key remotes that don’t self distruct yet?
    Or suspension springs that don’t break because in Britain somebody throws salt on the roads in winter?
    Otherwise, nice cars.
    Why don’t car ads just keep it simple.
    I know I will not be cruising along empty beachside roads, or picking up hot tottie from outside flash hotels.
    I just want a car that is reliable, cheap to service and repair, average for fuel use and does not depreciate too much.
    Oh, and can go over speed bumps, at legal speed, without scraping or destroying suspension.
    Otherwise, brands are all much the same. Laws, safety and aerodynamics mean they all look much the same. Competition means that they all have similar goodies.

    They do, short of the land rover this car was the one to save the world.

    https://silodrome.com/history-africar/

  13. I recall the days of the Hyundai Stellar. A stellar piece of auto-shite if there ever was one. In the days when South Korea wasn’t a serious player in the automotive market.

    The wheeled pot of monkey wank was built on a Ford Cortina Mark 5 chassis – seriously out of date in 1983.

    Fuckin luvverly motor!

  14. My late, Yiddish speaking, grandparents stayed in London during the Blitz. My late grandfather, may they both rest in peace, served in the Fire Brigade in the Blitz and must have seen things that no snowflake could stand.

    Queues outside shops? Big wow. Stay at home while the government pay 80% of your pay? Shock horror.

    Stay at home and do not go to the pub? Buy some booze and wank off to Netflix.

    Yes CBF (Chinky Bat Flu) is a cunt. However, getting bombed at night by the Luftwaffe or a V2 I would respectfully suggest was a little more terrifying.

    Was you hands,keep your distance and you stand a good chance of being OK.

    No celebrislags in the war. No millenials bleating and no soyboy vegan feminists.

    No one is being called to military service,no fuel,food or clothe rationing. Amazon is still functioning and you can order a pizza on your phone.

    Fuck the virtue signalling.

    Fuck the Trump derangement syndrome.
    Stop the BORIS bashing and show some love for the Queen.

    Fuck Labour.

    Good afternoon.

    • watching x hunters on Amazon you may like it. now I was going to say something I thought was funny but have forgotten.
      That was it!

      last place I worked we had a very fragrant co worker, (Let us call him stinky pete) any way he was called into the office for a pep talk on personal hygiene (which I thought was fucking brave as I would of done it outside).
      Any way stinky pete was transferred to another depot (Stinky pete works outside).
      I emailed his boss this morning and proposed that he be repurposed for social distance training..

  15. The thing is with all these Korean cars they may well be built ok and carry decent warranties but they lack credibility as a brand and I can’t help but think at 10 years old most will be ready for the scrapper or another couple of years as a parking Stanley taxi.

    Recently I saw a car and thought ‘that looks pretty mean, what is it’ then I saw it was a Kia Stinger.

    Just didn’t work for me but to be fair a sporty looking beast.

    Hyundai’s are for people who don’t really like cars, they just want to get back from A to B and good look to any cocaine addled marketing exec that can make them cool, because they won’t.

    • There seems to be something Korean in everybody’s life whether it’s a laptop, a Kia car, or a Samsung fridge. A sniff a Trojan horse.

  16. Nice niche nom, this as is a pile of cunt and I’m glad someone took the time to cunt it!

  17. Fucking brilliant cunting fellow Cuntabot. Folding like a deckchair, brilliant.

  19. Just read the nom again,
    Didnt know Karen Carpenter drove a Hyundai!
    Funny girl, nice voice, never ate her dindins, but liked her!
    Id of helped her out come dinnertime,
    “You gonna finish that?
    Piling the pounds on arent you?
    Woaw! Whats wi tears?
    Just pass it here ill eat it..”

  20. They really are the most beautiful of sentiments. I never knew mechanics were so full of feeling. ‘Mechanics for Humanity’ maybe.

    ‘There is one thing that COVID-19 has reminded us all and it’s that we are undeniably human. Perhaps in our pre-pandemic lives, we were so busy thinking and doing, we just forgot.’

    ‘Through every crisis and catastrophe, drought and disaster, there is something about dark times that brings our most human behavior to the light. Tough times have always revealed the spectrum of human experience, good and bad. Let’s be honest. We have cried. We have moaned. We have mourned holidays lost and plans unfulfilled. We’ve been scared, greedy and confused. We’ve binged on chocolate, movies and toilet roll. We’ve experienced real loss and genuine loneliness, sometimes for the very first time.’

    ‘It’s as if a mirror has been held up to the world, for us to reflect on who we humans really are. Strong, yet at the same time, surprisingly fragile.
    But this period has revealed far more than our human emotions, traits and vulnerabilities. It has revealed our humanity. In the past weeks and months, we have witnessed unimaginable acts of kindness and bravery, fueled by our instinctive desire to help each other.’

    ‘Humanity is here. A double hospital shift, a care package, a handwritten note to the lady next door. Humanity is a smile amongst a sea of anxious faces. It’s connecting with family or cooking extra for a friend. It’s putting aside old arguments and realizing what’s important.
    Humanity is taking a minute to find out how someone really is. Across the world, we’ve seen communities coming together to do all of these things. To help or raise spirits. We’ve surprised ourselves with our own humanity’

    ‘Being human is a given. But keeping our humanity is a choice. What kind of world do we choose to create now? This is our moment of change. The perfect time to decide who we want to be, where we’re headed and how we want to progress.
    The virus has touched us all. But if we’re all affected, we’re also all involved. This is an invitation not only to work together but create something better together.
    We have seen how our creativity prevails in a time of crisis. And it doesn’t have to stop here. This time is our blank canvas. Our moment of opportunity. To find new ways to progress. For all Humanity’

    ⓒ 2020 Hyundai Motor Company

  21. It needs invading and it’s yellow arse smacked for it.
    They’ve been a rotten boil for 70 fucking years and they are still at it.
    Evil little cunts.

  22. Shite cars with cheap, hard interior plastics and the longevity of a prawn sandwich.

  23. Paul, what you describe sounds like those red and yellow peddle cars from years ago. I’d rather drive one of those.

    Or one of those blue 3 wheeler disability cars.

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