I’d like to Nominate fireworks.

Why on earth do people celebrate fireworks night by buying expensive fireworks to celebrate a traitor, which are also manufactured in China and scares my dog shitless.

I mean it does bare some resemblance to what is currently occurring with what is going on in the U.K. however I wouldn’t been seen buying fireworks celebrating fascism or even better still buying off the bat flu wankers.

Just stick the lot up your arse you cunts.

Nominated by: Clown Clown the Cunty Man

and seconded by: KiwiCunt

Second the above nom.

Disturbing the peace is a crime the rest of the year round, or at least will get you a bollocking from Noise Control.

Why then is it OK to let loose with weapons grade detonations with a pathetically weak light show, in the name of “family fun”, and the authorities ignore it? Fireworks have been amped to the Nth degree for noise and yet the supposed “visual spectacle” they produce is shit, at best.

Being woken up at midnight, 1am or later by cunts setting light to fireworks is beyond the pale, either as a shift worker, a pet owner or a parent of a young child.

Fuck fireworks, but more so the inconsiderate cunts that think making endless noise is fun.

Harry and Meghan
… for must be about the eighty-third quintillionth time now.

According to this:
Boo hoo hurty feelings link.

People are being paid to write mean things about her online. And who might these shadowy figures be, I wonder. Has Her Maj taken this time off from her regular duties in order to slip brown envelopes stuffed with cash to social media types down dark alleys, or maybe, just maybe, it might Machiavellian Meg herself, in the hope that this might provide her with another excuse to go sobbing to Oprah?

You be the judge!

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

And here’s another regarding Migraine and her “charitable” donations, courtesy of Meat Curtains.

Markle and Paid Leave.

A cunt’s cuntishness is being foisted on us plebs unfortunate enough to not have money trees growing on our sprawling estates.

As a small business owner (7 employees) I can’t afford to pay people who are not working unless I somehow project just how fucked I will be annually (anally) and pass that on to my clients.

Life deals us all blows that take us from our jobs at times and those who dare to take on the daunting task of running a business can’t absorb everyone’s woes FFS.
Hey Me again, along with coffee let them eat cake you deluded CUNT!

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Do your worst cunters! She fucking deserves it.

Air source heat pumps.

Boris Johnson is a stupid cunt.
He has decided that every home in Britain should be heated with air source heat pumps.(His Princess NutNut has probably done all the “deciding” for him – Day Admin)

He thinks that the UK would be ‘greener’ that way.
He thinks that he will be reducing carbon waste.
The stupid cunt thinks that he will be saving the planet.

Air source heat pumps are my business.

They are full of a refrigerant gas, usually R410a or R32 which has to be manufactured in huge gas plants.
Those 2 gases, although not as harmful to the environment as other refrigerants, still present a risk and the handling and disposal of the gases is strictly regulated. Each heater will have at least a couple of kilos of gas.
The biggest gas processing plants are in the far East.

The heaters, so as not to rust, will have to be in heavy duty plastic housings.
Within the heaters there will be a PVC heat exchanger.
No heater lasts forever so the significant amount of plastic within each heater will eventually end up as landfill.

The heaters contain copper tubes, much of which as the main metal used in the evaporator, as well as titanium coils within the heat exchangers.
These metals have to be mined and processed.

Although air sourced the heaters need electricity to work, and in the case of heating an average sized home in the UK, a fucking lot of it.
I am not sure how much people in the UK are paying per kw/hr for electricity, but if we assume the price at 20p and the heater will be running for 24 hours a day for 10 months, then the average electricity bill for an average home will rise by over £300 per month.
A lot more depending on the quality of the heater.

China is the world’s largest industrial nation and they really don’t give a fuck about the pollution that they create.

So where exactly are heat pumps manufactured?

Well…. China actually.
Guandong Province mainly.
There are dozens of factories there that are eager to boost their output to satisfy the UK’s obsession of saving the planet.

So, you fat, useless, lazy cunt.
Have you thought this one through?

Nominated by: The Artful Cunter

(By the time people realise what a big expensive mistake this idea was, Boris will be in the House of Cunts, well away from all the flack – Day Admin)

A look lets bring more deviants into the uk cunting for whoever thought that this was a good idea..

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Yes fellow cunters – I give you sky news and this story of how we are welcoming LGBT+ Afghans into the UK.

What the fook is this county becoming I ask?

Why import anyone with a grudge against us let alone these deviants – and as for sky news they take delight in reporting this shite…

I weep for our future

Nominated by: MiddleEngland

Sturgeon the Sexist

A ‘who the fuck are youse talkin’ tae?’ cunting for Scotland’s answer to legendary silver-tongued Geordie charmer Sid the Sexist.

In a nasty little sexist gibe, Nicola ‘Wee Jimmy Krankie’ Sturgeon has said that Bojo’s disinclination to be in the same room as her to discuss devolved matters is down to his ‘fragile male ego’. Actually Wee Jimmy, it’s more likely due to the fact that he sees meeting with the leader of a glorified town council as something to be delegated.

Nevertheless, imagine the ‘bulldog licking piss off a nettle’ face Krankie would have pulled if Bojo had said that she had a ‘fragile female ego’. The cow would have made hay at such an accusation. Claims of ‘sexism’, ‘insulting patriarchial attitudes’ etc. ad nauseum would no doubt have flowed like the Clyde.

Naturally the feministas who would have been out for Bojo’s blood if the situation had been reversed have been very quiet so far. Sturgeon being sexist, not to mention hypocritical? Well it’s an action not to be wondered at, coming from what must in fact be the biggest ego east of the Mississippi.

Not for the first time, I nominate Sturgeon as a complete cunt. It’s the Wee Jimmy we all know and love.

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Nominated by: Ron Knee