Believe me this cunting is more in sorrow than anger. I admired the Express for being so pro leave in the EU debate – their support was non-flinching, unlike the Mail and the red top tabloids, bought off by the poncey left, BUT. prior to that they kept a shrine going for that old slapper Diana Spencer for years after her “accident” and now they are the offocial fanzine for Harry Hewitt and his actress wife – every day there is yet another breathless story “Harry’s fury as Meghan farts in bed – this will end their Hollywood dream” and that old bollocks.
In addition to goig up to £2.10 a day (a year ago it was less than £1.50 – I think £1.40, you now have to pay for most of their content and what is free is shit. Take this for example from Royal Czech Mail. A few days ago they “warned” against using coloured envelopes for birthday cards and the like, now today some even more stating the bleeding obvious:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2237980/royal-mail-issues-notice-writing
This is news?. The silly cunts take over a week to deliver a letter from EC1 to North West London , and that is even if the address is printed black on white:
The Czech Mail deserve a cunting – I will leave that for somebody else, but the poor old Express – John Junor would be turning in his grave.
Nominated by : W. C. Boggs
I fucked off the Newspapers in the last Century.
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Iv stoped looking at the news or reading papers. Nowt we can do about any of if. More to the point I find myself not giving two shits anyway. It’s now used to ram shit like the climate agenda down our throats. To fuck with the lot of it I say!
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The Express?
I would wrap my chips in it.
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When it was a broadsheet newspaper, back in the day, & we all got much larger portions.
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Scunny@
as a kid it was my job on a Friday evening to go the chippy with a note and pick up the family’s tea.
Once my dad was late home and my mam sent me the chinky chippy for some reason rather than the English one.
I got the food and the Chinatown wrapped it in Chinese newspaper!!!
I was fascinated.
Never saw anything like it.
weird writing like chicken scratches and photos of chinamen in funny clothes.
Took me ages to get home,
half cold.
My dad threw a right fit when he realised it was off the chinkys.
“where’s this from?” he asked.
the chinkys dad i told him.
“chinkys?! why are you sending him the chinkys?!
aw jesus, I can’t eat this shite.
dont ever send him there again,
I’m a Englishman.
fuck sake”
an he binned it in a sulk.
my mum looked guilty.
and rightly so!
spending our family money in such a way.
never went again.
but I remember that weird newspaper.
the slittyeyed cunts.
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You should have got your dad some fortune cookies just to piss him off even more, Mis.
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Swear to god LL,
only chippy I’ve ever been had a bouncer.
no shit.
Saturday nights they had a bloke on the door, Teddy boy.
right hard cunt.
you could get a fight and chips all in one stop.
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I can still remember the Chinese chef chasing customers, with a meat cleaver, up our High Street, that were clearly pissed & would leave without paying their bill. This was back in the mid 70’s, Luckily for them he had the body of a Sumo wrestler, & they never managed to fall over. I am certain though that they all sobered up very quickly.
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To be fair they were pretty much the first for hours MSM covering the Portsmouth protest, the Daily Middle Class Cocaine Mummy sorry I mean Mail was crickets on it until stupid o’clock this morning, obviously being emergency meeting instructed what editorial slant to spin it under. Either that or it was just too much pivot from ‘Hard Right AFD’ winning that had put too many of them on the smelling salts.
I’ll vote for any party that promises to reverse the satanic gaslighting inversion of Right = ‘Evil’ vs Left = ‘Saintly’. In school, the best masculine competent players are picked for the Games team RIGHT away, whilst the milksop pansies are LEFT behind.
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The BBC headline this morning described the government condemning the “thuggish behaviour” of the protestors.
But not condemning the influx of unvetted third world savage rapists and benefits fraudsters.
The portrayal of those with the moral imperative as the criminals and wrong thinkers is about as Orwellian as it gets.
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That’s be the BBC with a pedo statute outside their HQ which they refuse to remove.
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I don’t buy newspapers of any description unless I fancy doing a crossword on holiday.
I refuse to pay for adverts, left wing bias, reality show fuckwittery, and celebrity who’s-shagging-who nonsense.
That should leave an amount of news which could be written on the back of a postage stamp.
(Which should be securely stuck to the top right hand corner of a white envelope, with the address clearly written in black ink).
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As arch-lady-conqueror Rhett Butler once said in Gone with the Wind “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a fuck.” — His famous final line to Scarlett O’Whore-a.
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Surprised any of the tabloids are still in print in today’s world …gone are the days of picking up the paper 🗞️ on your way to work or getting it on a weekend for the sports like the old pink final and the buff… they’ve just become organ grinders for state propaganda on all things alarmist with not a hint of real journalism in them…bring back page 3 👀,then again it would have some trans geezer a couple of times a week just for inclusivity 😖
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I was quite surprised in a Park Key run minimart in Port Talbot recently to see a top shelf titmag selection. I thought 2D wanking was long a thing of the past. No wonder it’s known locally as Port Toilet.
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Some of the on-line tate is so desperate. Nearly every day you will see a headline “Beloved TV Star Dies at 42” – it turns out the person was slightly beloved in Pakistan or China, nobody has heard of the poor cunt here. I agree about the Mail and it’s yummy mummy bullshit “I was 37 and weighed 25 stone. I took an everyday 10 pence product and look at me now – 24 stone”.
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I’d go to the newsagent specially to buy a copy of the Guardian if I had to clean up some dogshit.
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That would be a waste of good dogshit.
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Hi Thomas, the guardian was the perfect size to line our rabbit hutches. Used to nick them from library late afternoon.
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Also would the paper clean up the dogshit or would the addition of dogshit make a better paper. I know what my choice would be.
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Fleet Street in the 1970s was brilliant, beer, fags and bullshit in The Punch. Marvellous.
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That shop says it all, as the only thing worth reading was the Carl Giles cartoons, & he died thirty years ago.
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I used to buy The Sun twenty years back for fun and some pre shift tits..
It was 50p.
Then they banned tits and put the price up to fuck knows what.
That was the end of that.
“News” is online now,all the tabloid websites are an assault on the senses,utterly mad.
Fuck them all.
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Killing Page 3 put out the Sun, Tez.
That’s all I got it for in the old days. Page 3, football, look what’s on telly. That’s all it was useful for. really. Apart from being short of bog roll on occasion.
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Viz is the only publication I’d read cover to cover now. And even that is nowhere as good as it used to be.
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Well observed JR I loved Viz but you’re so right nowhere near as funny as it used to be. Stopped buying the mag couple of years ago.
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Viz have bottled it.
They did a piss take of a ‘typical English high street’.
Not a Paki, African, Dooshka in sight.
But, crammed with white ‘scum’, of course….
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Talking of wayward stories, glad to see that uber-camp Carry On homo Kenneth Williams has clinched victory for the 🅵🅰🆁 right in Germany recently …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4zejgz3z9o
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I’d love to see the likes of today’s media circuit gays like Owen Jones and Benderman Buttboyworth try and spar with the likes of Williams. He was an erudite quare who knew politics and history even more so than campily treading the boards.
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Kenneth Williams never got on with his co stars.
he hated Sid James.
and didn’t get along with Charles Hawtrey either.
bit puddled and easily upset.
He did sterling work on Willo the wisp though,
I liked him but he was a bit of a cunt.
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@sam…oh how they rejoiced at them failing to get an outright majority and ‘tricky’ negotiations will take place… can’t see much problem surely some ex Adolf youth members can rally those old bones for one more crystal nacht 🤫…🕯️
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Well, they fell short of a majority another time, and we all know what happened after that…
Heil Heil Siegeddy Heil!😉
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MAKE BRITAIN WHITE AGAIN..🇬🇧✝️🔥
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All newspapers and mainstream media should be boycotted. Most if not all are owned or controlled by foreigners who hate Britain and her people.
In this day and age, when all news can be read online for nothing, at the very least newspapers are redundant.
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I know newspapers are passe’ now, but the hot metal and ink has always been in my blood. Years and years ago it was the Daily Sketch (folded into the Mail fifty odd years ago), these days it is the Telegraph, but it is no longer the home of the High Tory editor. I think some Kraut organisation runs it now.
I still love printed papers and magazines, as befits the editor of Rubber Knicker Review and Spanking Monthly, alas, not even on the top shelf of W H Smith/T G Jones any longer..
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They don’t print Health and Efficiency any more either, WC. More’s the pity.
Many’s the young lad who hid a copy in the middle of Stamp Collecting Monthly or Railway Modeller hoping the shop assistant at the till wouldn’t notice.
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So many specialist magazines have gone by the wayside – Wireless World, The Listener, Exchange and Mart, The Corset & Cummerbund Enquirer and Radio User. Apparently some years ago W H Smith decided to “rationalize” it’s stock and you can now only get them on order – which nobody does, so some publishers started a subscription system, but of course, a lot depended on casual purchases at railway stations.
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The Express used to be known as the Daily Diana for years after her demise.
How the fuck they made up so many stories about her is anyone’s guess.
Now it’s all Halfwit and Megain, or Uncle Andy and Fergie.
They also do a nice line in click bait on their website.
‘Pretty little seaside town invaded by….’
‘William blindsided by Kate’s….’
That kind of shit.
It is, and has been for decades, a load of wank.
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They didn’t do the funnest Diana story: getting murdered by Prince Phillip shooting out the tyres of the Mercedes with a blunderbuss as punishment for getting spunked in by a muzfilth.
And previously giving birth to a ginger.
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For years the preserve of Diana conspiracy theories, freak weather stories of dubious accuracy and shite about house prices going up, or down, as the case may be.
But I’ve never seen a nipple in the Daily Express.
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Tabloids are all shite. ‘BBC/Music/Hollywood legend dies.’ When you look you have never heard of the cunts. Also ancient news tarted up to look new.
All click bait to push adverts for utter shite.
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“Ancient news tarted up to look new.”
Spot on, CC. Quality reporting went the way of anything worthwhile years ago.
I must admit to buying the Express on Saturdays. I like their TV guide.
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I endure the Mail On Saturday because they have two cracking gardening pages. Andrew Neil and Boris aren’t bad either, but there are far too many pages of holiday ads.
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Those side bits of ‘news’ on the Express and Daily Fail sites are hilariously bad. Things like ’80s pop has been buys loads of Red Bull from Waitrose’. ‘Ex-Eastenders relic walks their dog at 6am’. ‘Well past it former tabloid fodder wears bikini in Marbella’.
That sort of shite.
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I get all the news I want right here on this site. It’s a lot closer to the truth and also fun to read.
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It’d be fantastic if one of our kids was in the Dover anti-immigration posse.
Afternoon MM.
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Those bedwetters at the BBC have found a new ‘far-right’ hate figure, Danny Tommo. They have already been quick to mention that he is a Christian as if that has anything to do with protesting about migrant parasites. It’ll probably be used from now on the same way Stephen Yaxley-Lennon is when talking about Tommy Robinson.
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If he’d been a Buddhist, LL, they’d have made the same so-called point.
Fucks he supposed to be, in a Christian country?
Like it’s some kind of dirty secret they’ve uncovered, the cunts.
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Whether or not Danny is a real Christian or not, it’s turned out to be clever of him to claim to be.
Because the BBC have fallen straight into the trap and made it look like his professed religion is not only distasteful, but the preserve of the ‘far right’.
So by association, a devout Christian will also be vehemently anti immigration.
I think the BBC are probably entering uncharted territory with this one.
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They had a right wing vicar on the Mike Graham Show this morning from Fareham, who turned up at yesterday’s protest – makes a change to see a padre who isn’t a limp wristed Chris Bryant sort.
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Fucking hell, Mr B.
That’ll add fuel to the fire that the BBC are stoking.
Concrete evidence of a CofE far right conspiracy.
They’ll be lobbying Tatlock to ban the church next, with the added bonus of not having to produce anymore Songs of Praise.
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Burn it
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I’d sooner stare at a blank wall.
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I think there’s probably a link on the Express website about that, Sammy.
‘Scientists confirm that staring at walls gives you….’
To save you the bother, I think the answer was boredom.
Once I’d trawled through two dozen adverts.
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Attached is a prime example from the Express-
Breaking News.
‘Beloved actor dies.’
Called Toru Shingawa. No, me neither. But lots of adverts.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/entertainment/celebrities/beloved-actor-dies-after-tragic-health-battle/ar-AA2bKOAJ?ocid=msedgdhp&pc=LCTS&cvid=6a9efc0b1101492e8ee20b2349a13e82&ei=62
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Even when I did read a paper, it wasn’t for the depressing news, it was for my own points of interest. Now they are up to date online.
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A message for arfurbrain.
Your suggestion on how to entertain my Scottish nephew wasn’t foolish.
It was a cracking idea, and if he hadn’t turned out to be a hopeless piss-head, I might very well have given it a go.
Flying a plane has always been on my “things to do” list. I might give it a go yet.
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Had a cracking weekend though.
I’ve laughed so much. He’s bloody good company. Although yesterday, I dealt like I’d borrowed a head from Worzel.
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Felt, not dealt.
FML.
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The click bait headline that really infuriates me is the one that reads something like this.
“Pensioners born between xxxx and xxxx to get bonus £xxx in September.”
Pure click bait, and absolutely designed to infuriate everyone who thinks pensioners are rich.
It’s utter nonsense.
There are 12 months in a year.
State pension is paid every four weeks.
So thirteen times a year.
On a specific day.
Sometimes, if it’s a July for example.
There’s five Wednesdays in the month.
My pension is paid on Wednesdays.
Ergo, I get two pension payments in July.
It’s not a fucking “bonus”, it’s my regular pension.
You fucking retarded arseholes.
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The Express are cranks masquerading as a national newspaper.
Their tiresome and monotonous obsessions include…
Diana, Princess of Wales/Hearts/Cocks.
Aliens and UFOs.
A ‘cure’ for diabetes.
And now, Henery Hawk of Hewitt and his owner, Megain Mantis.
Complete and utter bollocks and a waste of paper and print.
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