Or Shkoda, if you prefer.
I can’t get my fucking breath. Do these advertising cunts really think that an ad pronouncing Skoda as Shkoda is somehow going to make it more desirable?
What are the management thinking?
This feels like a Bud Lite moment.
Fuck me, Skoda. Pull the ad, blame the office junior for getting carried away but don’t change the name.
It’s a car, not an IKEA Asbo!
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
I nearly spilled my early morning Gin and Skweppes.
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Didn’t Hyundai do that same thing 3 years ago?
Skoda’s are that slow, probably just caught up..
Skips on wheels, we called them..
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Schoda is owned by VW which has just announced 50,000 redundancies, half of them in Krautland.
Losing business hand over fist to slitty-eyed spymobiles, apparently.
But hey, they can make stupid adverts full of efficks, so that should turn things around.
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles.
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I would suggest Geordie that VW in common with all the car makers are being fucked by the politicians not the Chinks. They are being massively financially penalised for selling the cars which the customers want to buy. That’s why buying the right second-hand car now is an investment.
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“Vorsprung durch Technik” – Bollocks.
I drive the new Mercedes Qunt – made by the Nazi 卐ᛋᛋ Corp GmbH which twats all the other vehicles on the road.
🚗💥‼️
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Landrover Jaguar is rapidly going down the pan because of bad management decisions, desperately poor quality manufacturing and a massive cyber attack. Our stupid Government is allowing the Chinese Cunts rapidly to take over the British car market whilst ignoring the origin of said cyber attack, to the extent of endorsing a massive Chinese spy centre near the heart of so called government. Knowing the MO of Winnie the ‘Pooh there are probably kill switches installed.
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Now the AFD have got in, in Germany hopefully they’ll put in an order for Beetles and Kubelwagens and save the company
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Thanks, BZ I’ve been driving myself mad trying to remember what the other car was.
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Only a pretentious cunt would pronounce it Shkoda.
Hyundai tried the very same thing.
Wankers!
But the world is full of pretentious cunts.
They are the ones that pronounce all foreign words using a daft accent.
They try to sound like they actually know more of the language than they really do.
They just sound like idiots.
I spoke to one twat who tried to convince me of the pronunciation of Messi’s first name.
He mistakenly told me that it was pronounced as Lyonel as he was named after Lionel Richie.
I pointed out that Lionel Richie as well as Lionel Messi are both pronounced as Lee-onel in any Spanish speaking country.
He wouldn’t have it.
The cunt.
Good morning.
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Like the mainstream news pronouncing Kiev as ‘Keev’, the wankers.
Morning TAC/all.
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Like pronouncing Peking “Beijing” or Bombay “Mumbai”, Tom.
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There was a great interview with an Indian politician on Radio 4 some years ago with the interviewer, in typical BBC fashion, using all the PC names, Chennai and Mumbai etc. The chap interrupted her and said only far right nationalists use those names in India, we preference Bombay and Madras. You could hear the embarrassment.
Good Morning.
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I see the mandatory number of assorted wógs have been inserted into the advertising of this motor vehicle.
The shhhtupid fucking cunts.
Good morning.
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It’s Schcandalous how they shhiit the cars are. It’s right that they are advertised by darkies. The cars are like shkips, which is from what the darkies steal.
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It’s Schcandalous how they shhiit the cars are. It’s right that they are advertised by dark1ês. The cars are like shkips, which is from what the dark1ês steal.
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Morning UT…I notice that you never see a chınk appearing in car advertising. Presumably manufacturers don’t want their cars associated with going 17mph under the speed limit, all 4 wheels curbed and parking scratches and dents on a 6 week old vehicle.
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There was that rinky dink who advertised the VW Golf back in the early eighties.
The one where it fell from above to show its supposed strength.
I reckon it was his wife trying to park on the upper floor of a multi story car park and fucking it up.
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Good morning Thomas,
You will not doubt recall these mad cunts..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmiZ65HGDN4
Every type of ethnic you could throw down a well.
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No, no Unk, the mad cunts were Jaguar management who signed off on it. It must have cost thousands. Would have been far cheaper and just as effective to have one of the managers appear on the screen and merely say;
“If you are thinking of buying a Jaguar, just fuck off.”
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Morning Unkle.
I’m wondering if the manufacturers are trying to rename them because, due to a preponderance of lips and teeth, the apparent demographic of purchasers have difficulty pronouncing hard consenants, like ‘k’, inni’?
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Indeed JP.
Much like those Hollywood actor types who have those neon white false fitted but then sound for the rest of their lives like they are trying to do a comedy impersonation of Sean Connery’s voice in 1983,back when such things were popular.
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I wonder if the cunts who pronounce it as Shkoda also try to do an Indian accent and wobble their heads when ordering in an Indian restaurant.
I have heard people talking to waiters in French restaurants who sound like extras from ‘Ello’ Ello.
Do they order Swee-Sow-Por in Chinese restaurants too?
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And use fucking chopsticks.
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Now’t more than Volkswagens with different badges. Nothing to get delusions of grandeur about.
When you think about it. After Mercedes, BMW and its own stablemates of Porsche and Audi, Volkswagen is basically Germany’s budget range.
And don’t be fooled by the myth of superior German engineering.
They are basically made with the same cheap, shitty Far Eastern components as everything else.
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Had a Czech box now for 5 years a TD Octavia and it’s fucking awesome. Reliable economical and comfortable. Better than those ev boxes the government is trying to enforce on us. Normally I don’t keep a car this long but if it’s not broke
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My last company car was a diesel Octavia. It was a very sound car with a couple of well thought out touches, for instance as you signalled to turn right at a roundabout it didn’t cancel the indicator as you turned the wheel to the left on entering the roundabout. Like all modern cars it was loaded with toys that got in the way. As delivered the stupid thing would scream in terror and display various messages which implied we were about to die when driven normally. Fortunately most of it could be switched off. Last week I entered its number in the MOT check website. 18 reg it has no gaps in its history and when last tested had covered 283,000 miles.
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A few months ago whilst having lunch with a couple of Lady Guzzi’s friends I mentioned Dacia . Like most normal people I pronounced it Daysia ,the cunt husband of Lady Guzzi’s friend said “ it is pronounced Dachia “.I replied “ Who gives a fuck ?” The ensuing silence was wonderful.
We haven’t seen them since.
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Don’t drive …so they can pronounce it how they like, the European car industry is on its knees with all the Fun Manchu’s on the road now, names like byd,omoda,jaecoo etc that are made ‘not’ to last 😖…the spies on wheels are 👀 your every move…in-skwute-able 🥢🐲
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Fu…Fu.. not fun, you slant eyed Confucius 📱…ah so
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I still remember with affection my 1998 Spankie-Wankie SUV from Taiwan.
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Once you have seen the fuckwittery of the Haribo ads with children;s voice, nothing else seems quite so bad – even the “bulky pee pads” one. The same principle that, bad as he is, after Motherfucker Starmer , Burnham doesn’t seem quite so intolerable
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Well, the advert is all wrong, the first line should have been ‘where did you nick that Shhhhhhkoda’
It’s false advertising, no self respecting spoon would be seen (shot through the windscreen) in a Skoda.
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History shows that tweaking the pronunciation of a name for a bit of popularity or exclusivity often doesn’t work.
David Coulthard got all sniffy about his name at the height of his limited F1 prowess, by asking interviewers to employ ‘th’ in the middle of his surname, rather than a ‘t’.
He spent the rest of his career as a team number two.
Sir Menzies Campbell insisted he was actually called Menghis and failed utterly. (Admittedly not difficult in the Lib Dem’s).
And Pilchards are now pronounced Cornish Sardines, and still no fucker buys them.
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And also.
Pronouncing Saxe-Coburg Gotha as Windsor doesn’t mean you’re not German.
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and a carpet kissing cunt it seems.
Your health FM.
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SKODA YOU RETARDS 🤦♂️
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years ago me Missus Miserable and the kids got a bus trip going to Hersonissos,
in Crete.
me ” two adults two kids to Hersonissos please.”
driver ‘ where?”
me ” Hersonissos, please”.
driver ” never heard of it. do you mean Hersonissos?”
me ” yeah Hersonissos, what i said”
driver ” its pronounced Hersonissos ”
me completely confused and losing patience
“who gives a fuck?”
fuckin idiot bus driving grammar nazi
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You should try speaking French to the French Mis. There’s an exercise in frustration and futility. Their air traffic controllers used to get really pissy about having by law to use English and to give altitude in feet.
HaHaHa!
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The French get upset easily Arfur.
just remind them they’d be talking German if it wasn’t for us.
the horse eating webtoed cunts
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Was the new naming of the car something Sean Connery had in mind before he popped his clogs ?
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Years ago I wanted to find out where the belts were in a Chinese shop.
I asked the Chink assistant for the ‘cinturónes’. (pronounced with a hard ‘o’).
She told me that it’s pronounced ‘cinteron’
A fucking Chink trying to tell me how to speak my own language!
I told her that no it fucking isn’t and she spoke Spanish like a monkey.
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When I come to think of it, I’m sure I sauntered past one of those bangers whilst on my bicycle the other day.
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Car manufacturers need to calm the fuck down when launching a new vehicle.
Joe Average wants a car where he can actually pronounce it.
it isn’t more complicated than a NASA rocket with thousands of buttons on the dashboard.
there’s room for you to get in the drivers seat and a boot that fits more than a loaf of bread.
Jaguar Land rover made that weird advert with black trannies and when the public said they didn’t like it, doubled down.
wonder how they’re doing?
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Mr Hilter thought Skoda’s were pretty good..!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C5%A0koda_Works
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yeah but Hitler also thought vegetarianism was great.
the humourless one testicle cunt
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A Jewish-invented myth.
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and Hitler was frigid.
go on Adolf get yer nudge out for the girls!!
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According to every single fucking ad break without fail on Talk Radio when I’m driving, some Pirelli-lipped inner city London engineer or professor informs me that the golden-arched swill trough fast food chain is in fact called ‘Mackdawnlz’.
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I wouldn’t get one purely based on the number of bantus in the advert.
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No complaints about Shkoda here, my old untaxed non MOT’d (under the guise of croft use likited to 1.5km that nobody will ever check for their own safety) 4 wheel drive skoda tank runs quite happily at 50mpg on diesel with a certain coloured twang to it, £1.09 a litre compared with the Uist prices of £2.09 for the non coloured stuff.
Bit of an effort filling 20l drums of it then decanting into car, but I’m filling drums for boat anyway and if someone from HMRC was silly enough to come here and check it would be their last visit here. Quite amusing seeing the clapped out cars on the roads with everyone on the phone and what few police there are here blatantly turning a blind eye for their own safety.
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To prevent obesity for motorists, why not bring them back to their childhood when they had a peddle car. A grown up version would get them walking more, instead of getting into their modern car when only going to the local shop for unhealthy food.
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Might not work, Sam. Fred Flintstone had one and he was still a fat cunt.
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I remember the pretentious cunts years ago trying the same thing with K-norr and Nest-lay.
A wimpy wanker who I went to school with tried, in adulthood, to get away with Sh-meer-nov when talking about vodka.
I spent a bit of time in Belfast in the late 70s and early 80s. It was a relief to get a bit of home leave to such an extent that one day when I saw the by now council housing junior manager and still vodka pretender in a pub at lunch time on a working day I asked him whether he wanted a drink. He declined, told me that ‘Sobriety is of the essence’ and fucked off back to his desk and pencils. Forty years have passed since then and I’ve yet to hear another person speak as pretentiously as he does.
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Nothing wrong with modern Skoda’s. Diesel taxis can go to “the moon & back” without any major work. Their estate versions are tough, & make good ram raiders, & the 1.4 vRS is a pure nutters car.
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The Skodas of old, prior to Veedoubleyoo buyout, were cheap, honest, rugged Czech cars.
I had a 120L in the early 90s. It was a hoot to drive and mint condition. Those cars weren’t prolific rally winners for nothing.
Nowadays the Skoda is no more than a poverty-spec, badge engineered VW.
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