Or Shkoda, if you prefer.
I can’t get my fucking breath. Do these advertising cunts really think that an ad pronouncing Skoda as Shkoda is somehow going to make it more desirable?
What are the management thinking?
This feels like a Bud Lite moment.
Fuck me, Skoda. Pull the ad, blame the office junior for getting carried away but don’t change the name.
It’s a car, not an IKEA Asbo!
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
I nearly spilled my early morning Gin and Skweppes.
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Didn’t Hyundai do that same thing 3 years ago?
Skoda’s are that slow, probably just caught up..
Skips on wheels, we called them..
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Schoda is owned by VW which has just announced 50,000 redundancies, half of them in Krautland.
Losing business hand over fist to slitty-eyed spymobiles, apparently.
But hey, they can make stupid adverts full of efficks, so that should turn things around.
Deutschland Deutschland uber alles.
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Thanks, BZ I’ve been driving myself mad trying to remember what the other car was.
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Only a pretentious cunt would pronounce it Shkoda.
Hyundai tried the very same thing.
Wankers!
But the world is full of pretentious cunts.
They are the ones that pronounce all foreign words using a daft accent.
They try to sound like they actually know more of the language than they really do.
They just sound like idiots.
I spoke to one twat who tried to convince me of the pronunciation of Messi’s first name.
He mistakenly told me that it was pronounced as Lyonel as he was named after Lionel Richie.
I pointed out that Lionel Richie as well as Lionel Messi are both pronounced as Lee-onel in any Spanish speaking country.
He wouldn’t have it.
The cunt.
Good morning.
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Like the mainstream news pronouncing Kiev as ‘Keev’, the wankers.
Morning TAC/all.
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I see the mandatory number of assorted wógs have been inserted into the advertising of this motor vehicle.
The shhhtupid fucking cunts.
Good morning.
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It’s Schcandalous how they shhiit the cars are. It’s right that they are advertised by dark1ês. The cars are like shkips, which is from what the dark1ês steal.
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Morning UT…I notice that you never see a chınk appearing in car advertising. Presumably manufacturers don’t want their cars associated with going 17mph under the speed limit, all 4 wheels curbed and parking scratches and dents on a 6 week old vehicle.
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There was that rinky dink who advertised the VW Golf back in the early eighties.
The one where it fell from above to show its supposed strength.
I reckon it was his wife trying to park on the upper floor of a multi story car park and fucking it up.
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I wonder if the cunts who pronounce it as Shkoda also try to do an Indian accent and wobble their heads when ordering in an Indian restaurant.
I have heard people talking to waiters in French restaurants who sound like extras from ‘Ello’ Ello.
Do they order Swee-Sow-Por in Chinese restaurants too?
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And use fucking chopsticks.
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Now’t more than Volkswagens with different badges. Nothing to get delusions of grandeur about.
When you think about it. After Mercedes, BMW and its own stablemates of Porsche and Audi, Volkswagen is basically Germany’s budget range.
And don’t be fooled by the myth of superior German engineering.
They are basically made with the same cheap, shitty Far Eastern components as everything else.
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Had a Czech box now for 5 years a TD Octavia and it’s fucking awesome. Reliable economical and comfortable. Better than those ev boxes the government is trying to enforce on us. Normally I don’t keep a car this long but if it’s not broke
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