If there’s one thing that’s focussed some welcome attention on which jobs are truly essential in a pandemic, then at least Covid has provided it.

The hospitality industry has benefited immensely from the various support measures but oh no it’s still never enough for the bearded cunts serving their triple mocha artisan coffee. Now they want their highly beneficial lower-rate VAT to be continued indefinitely.

The bloke who runs our local boozer quietly admitted to me that he’d had his best ever year in 2020. The combination of zero business rates; furlough support and reduced VAT had boosted his profits. He didn’t even participate in the Eat Out To Help Out (EOTHO) scheme because, by the time the first lockdown ended, his cashed-up customers had stuffed-full wallets and went for the top whack expensive wines to accompany their swans and truffles and EOTHO wasn’t as lucrative!

Now I do have time for the small Mrs Miggins’ Tea Shoppes or Fred’s Greasy Spoon that have been running through thick and thin for decades and provide a nice cosy cuppa and bacon sarnie.

What I couldn’t give a shit abaaaht are the numerous coffee chains flogging £4 cups of rubbish with such self-important ceremony, with Georgina and Millie marching through the High St holding their plastic disposable cups in front of them.

To sum up….fuck the hospitality industry.

Nominated by: Isaac Hunt

Wolf Blitzer wrote on Twitter : ‘reporting from Edinburgh in Scotland, where 20,000 world leaders and delegates have gathered to attend COP 26’

Blitzer has been a journalist for nearly 50 years, 31 of them at CNN, where he is one their top ‘Anchormen’ (a la Ron Burgundy). He has Bachelor and Masters degrees. He is also, on this occasion, a Dumb Cunt.

For months, Media and News channels have been drawing attention to the upcoming Climate summit. His own channel had earlier reported that Sleepy Joe had travelled to Rome, & then flown on to Glasgow to attend COP 26.

Blitzer and his team of muppets however, set up cameras to show them primed to report on the climate summit, with Edinburgh castle in the background.

Did it not occur to them that they were alone in reporting this international story ? No other journalists ? No world leaders and; motorcades of heavily armed bodyguards ? …. no, just an old Jock in his mac, tam o’ shanter perched on his head, walking his wee scots terrier.

How fucking dumb can you be. God help us when anything to her Maj. …..

“this is Wolf Blitzer for CNN live from Buckingham Palace, in Manchester’s Moss side…..”

( Story link : Scotsman News Link )

Nominated by: Lord of the Rings

The DPH including in particulat Secretary Adolf Javid and his assistant Minister Maggie Throup-Eichmann is a hive full of cunts.

A new HMG pilot scheme to ‘help people eat better and exercise more’ will be launched in the New Year.’

According to the aforementioned cunts promoting this social credit ‘initiative’

‘The HeadUp app pilot will help us better understand how appropriate rewards can motivate people to make positive changes to their diet and physical activity, supporting them to lead healthier lives’

People/pig dogs who respond well to the dictates of the new App will receive rewards eg clothing or food vouchers.

Read more shit here:

Government Link – Click at your own risk & wear a mask.

Anyone still think the mask wearing was anything to do with the Covids? Anyone still think the Lockdowns and Vakzines would set you free?

Fuck off.

Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea

One thing I have noticed over the years is how we no longer have true satirical comedies or programming, from the early days of TW3 to Brass Eye, satire has broken down boundaries and helped to expose hypocrisy and cuntishness from all sides of the political divide, as an 8 year old peering through the rails of the stairs, watching the famous Millicent Martin singing “Mississippi”, I can always remember the line “where the Mississippi mud, kind of mingles with the blood, of the n*****, that is hanging from the branches of the trees”, which is a line that hits you hard, considering the Deep South in the early 1960s.

Then we have Peter Cook, a man who was not afraid to rattle a few cages for comedy, but the most sublime satire has to be Brass Eye, it satirised everything from the media to vacuous “slebs” who would quite honestly say some of the stupidest things to stroke their ego, anyone who says “a mother in Siberia has given birth to a 2 foot long testicle, that is going to die as it doesn’t have a mouth to feed”, should really look in the mirror and ask themselves “how the fuck was I that stupid?”.

Talk about giving enough rope for fucks sake!, or when Phil Collins stated proudly he was talking “nôñće sénśè”, it does make you think that in the current world we find ourselves in no wonder satire is dead, it’s the new reality, we can’t laugh at fuckwittery anymore as the whole world is a total fucking joke, that is truly beyond saving, can you imagine a “satirist” today coming out with anything as original as “the orgy of sly winking usuary, was only brought to an end by a stairwell nôñcé bashing, that left North brain dead and quadraspážžêd on a life glug”, thank fuck for YouTube, at least satire lives on there, for now anyway!

(Thank heavens for ISAC where we love satire and taking the piss. Carry on – NA)

Nominated by: Captain Quimson

Yorkshire cricket is a cunt

A cunting for the fucking shit show that has been blown up in the media over some cunt being called P*ki

The P in question made 43 allegations of which 7 were upheld, the club decided that it was banter so let the witch hunt begin.

Yorkshire cricket is now deemed to be institutionally racist, yep that’s it, because they didn’t go full knee taking and self scourging they are the most racist cunts on earth.
The so called banter between a white player and an Asian involved the slur P*ki, the response was Zimbo ( a racist term to a Zimbabwean)

The Media have gone ballistic over this, unlike the very much muted response to the industrial scale grooming and rape of young girls by hundreds of the poor oppressed P*ki cunts.

The board put these incidents down to banter, big mistake, the knives came in before the chairman could say ‘I resign’, sponsors pull out, the ECB said that Yorkshire cricket cannot host international games.

Well the Chairman has resigned and been replaced with a P*ki

There are lots of stories on the net, here are just 2

BBC News Link

Sky News Link

Nominated by: Sick of it

Hot on the heels of Sick’s nom, Cuntybollocks doubled down with this:

Michael Holding

This race baiter has been running his mouth again. This time, in the fall out regarding the allegations of historic racism at the Yorkshire Cricket club. In summary, a Muslim former player was allegedly racially abused (and it does seem he has a case to be fair, with regards to a recent report). This abuse took place years ago (around a decade ago I believe).

Now, if the other players were calking him the daki word to his face as banter, then they were fucking idiots. And yes, the guilty ones deserve to be suspended if they are still playing.

However, this is not enough for old ‘Mikey’. He wants to entire club suspended from functioning for at least a year, possibly longer.

This would punish many innocent people at the club just making a living. It would also punish the fans of the club too,of course.

But somebody said a hurty word 15 years ago so let’s close the business down.

Well I recall a few dodgy comments from Sky employees. See link.

Link to Sky story.

Well,surely Mikey wants Sky shutting down for ay least a year too then? Sky employ him and pay him handsomely to commentate, of course. But somebody said hurty words a while back within the organisation so shut it down, right?

I’m not holding my breath for him asking for that.

Holding onto racism (see what we did there?)