Camel Shaggers

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Yes, they exist.
Yes, they are ‘into’ camels, raving over their luscious lips and lovely long lashes.
Yes, they will even resort to cosmetic surgery when things aren’t luscious or long enough.
Yes, they are Saudis.
No, I don’t wish to think about it any more.

Link to camel beauty pageant story. Yes, really.

https://zeepertje.com/2017/10/30/saudi-man-sentenced-to-1000-lashes-for-performing-oral-sex-on-a-camel/
(Simply had to share this nugget of depravity – NA)

Nominated by: Chimp Licker

67 thoughts on “Camel Shaggers”

  1. Strangely enough, this doesn’t surprise me. Any culture that considers marrying 8 year old girls as normal would definitely fall in love with a camel!

  2. What do expect from a country that has a pedophile as its religious founder? They have not progressed for over a thousand years, has anyone told the dinghy rats the UK has no camels? Fire up the oven for the fuckers

  5. Just when you thought you knew it all……..

    Fuck me, how long before we start hearing about Camel shaggers rights and terrible discrimination against dog fuckers? I can see the BBC running a campaign with Linekunt as the front man. It’s shocking what we put these poor people through.
    Strictly Camel C*m Dancing anyone?

  6. At least the camels aren’t going to sustain any damage to their holes, fore and aft, with a little mužwinkle going in there, unlike their usual victims, 10-year-old white girls.

  7. When Suckdick starts importing Camels as “green public transport” we’ll all know what’s really going on. The dirty little son of a busdriver.

    • Oz is the worlds largest exporter of camels. Guess where they go? It starts with a S and ends in the name of a Boche car driven by prats.

  9. You can buy anything at our local P*ki shop so i’m going down there this afternoon to ask them how much a pint of Camel jizz is going to cost me. I’m sure they won’t take offence, the Peacefuls are well known for their excellent sense of humour.

  10. I saw a calendar for sale the other day called goats in trees.
    I’m sure the goats have only learned to climb trees to escape these dirty bastards fucking them.
    Bet they don’t wash their cock afterwards either.

  11. Camels ?
    One lump or two?
    Saudis have always interfered with them.
    Normally when the wives just shaved or on the rag.
    Its cultural.
    We shouldn’t mock them!

    Theyll get the hump..

    Ouch

    • if only we could infect camels with a deadly virus that killed their abusers instantly but didn’t harm the camel, like aids and ebola doesnt effect monkeys but only kills monkey fuckers, that one’s working well in niggaland

    • Poor bloke, i’m sure he’s been misunderstood. We should start a go fund me page and get the cunt over here so we can protect his yewman rites. I’m sure Priti Useless and the Jellyfish will be all for it.

    • “Often sex with animals can lead to sleeping with human corpses or even worse, homosexuality,” the judge warned the defendant.
      Yep, for mūzżıes, necrophilia is not as bad as being a bummer!

      • I can see the cunt’s point. If you’re dead already you don’t know what the fucks going on.
        But imagine being spit roasted by a dozen of the filthy bastards down some alley at the back of the kebab shop?
        Even fat Reg would have to think twice about that.

      • Canadian judges just made beastialty LEGAL…I shit you not, the liberals who abuse children think fucking animals is natural

  13. I dare say these medieval cunts would completely ban women if they could teach the camels to cook.

  14. Read Dukr of C’s link.

    What the judge said, about sucking off camels:

    “….behaviour could lead to having sex with corpses, or worse-homosexuality.”
    🤔

    Fucking barbaric cunts.

    • Well I for one think the Judge has a point…not every Fruity Gentleman can afford a camel or has access to a morgue….but they can apparently all afford frilly ballgowns,high-heeled shoes and beehive wigs.
      Better to have the odd Gay Gentleman molesting a camel or a corpse than thousands of them converging on public-toilets every night to molest any ” bustin’ for a shit” normal man who makes the mistake of innocently wandering into their spider’s web of depravity.

      • P.S….Dame Elton is banned from all zoos…and should be banned from all public toilets too.

      • image the horror the elton furnish combo is doing to those little boys they stole…shudder, that pooper cooper at cnn has a stolen male child now…horrific

  15. Perhaps if certain towns and cities in the UK, had petting zoos filled with Goats & Camels, incidents of abuse against young, white, working class girls, would decline?

    🐪🐫🐪🐫🐐🐐🐐

  18. To put some perspective on the severity of his crime;

    Drinking alcohol – 500 lashes
    Bragging about sex – 1000 lashes
    Sucking a camel cock – 1000 lashes
    Dancing naked in a car – 2000 lashes
    Caught having sex in public – 2000 lashes
    Sodomy – 7000 lashes

    All the ones after camel cock include a longer prison sentence too.

    So quite, they really do take the view that camel cock is a slippery slope to ‘worse’ perversions.

    • Just how wide-ranging is this list of punishable activities?
      Does using a butt plug count as sodomy, for example? What about that Mozzie caught shagging chickens a while ago? What would he have got in good ol’ Saudi?
      The public has a right to know.

      • Don’t know Ron but I think there was a muzz from Sudan who was caught shagging a goat so his village forced him to marry it, which is top banter to be fair.

      • Not sure about Sand N**ger country’s-in London boroughs, such as Lewisham, probably Large fries and a milkshake 😉

  20. They are among us, and they prosper. We need to learn their ways, and quickly. Perhaps speaking Farsi/Dari or plain Arabic may help us assimilate. Those of us who are almost at the gates of entry may even ( allah willing ) marry into a clan. We will then of course embrace all that is wonderful in their ways.
    Peace will then be upon us. The old ways will be gone forever, a distant dream to most, and a nightmare to others.

    All this will come to fruition, unless the useless midget twat of a fucking Home Secretary takes her finger out of her twat and deports ( en masse of course ) every stinking last one of the Camel Soldiers that continually wash up on our shores each day/

    And for those settled here. MNC has the solution. Gas the bastards. All of them.

    Merry Xmas folks. This could be our last one.

  21. I knew a Curd who told me with authority that fucking dogs (yes our canine friends) was a good cure for syphilis.
    Never tried it myself, but if that is his cup of tea then go for it.

    • Morning Lord B.

      Any Cunt unwise enough to attempt to shag one of my Hounds would sharp discover that his syphilis had been cured by an amputation of the cock performed by Surgeon Hound…without anesthetic.

  24. Reminds me of that very old joke:

    Why are camels called the ships of the desert?

    Because they’re full of Arab semen.

    Apologies – coat is on and I’m off down the boozer.

  25. Whatever happened to respecting and valuing differences based on our sexual orientation? If one has the inclination to lick a camel’s dick then how can it be construed as anyone else’s business? Nowhere in the report does it claim that the camel objected to the procedure. If this unfortunate man lived in a civilized country he could sue for false arrest, wrongful imprisonment and denial of his human rights. These Saudis are nothing more than savages.

  26. “Often sex with animals can lead to sleeping with human corpses or even worse, homosexuality,” the judge warned the defendant”

    Good thing they caught the necrophiliac David Fuller, he would have been on to the bum boys by now!

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