Monthly Archives: June 2012

Dan Penteado

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Dan Penteado, Fake Biker, Benefit Blagger and Leather God presenter on Rogue Traders.

A screw you England fuckwit johnny foreigner type of cunt too dumb to realise that blagging housing benefit while appearing on national TV as a leather clad biker presenter is not a good idea.

If you do that then keep your helmet on cunt.

Have you learned nothing from the the rogue traders on Rogue Traders.

There are a number of offences. Some relate to failing to disclose a bank account which his wages were paid into, others relate to failing to notify a change in his circumstances when he was hired by the BBC. Johanne McNamara, prosecuting, told magistrates: Mr Penteado was claiming housing and council tax benefit on the basis he was a full-time student with a family.

Mr Cunteado is also revered in certain circles as a leather god my old Eton fags reliably inform me. So on yer bike and take it up the arse back to Portugal dago perves delight cunt.



Nominated by Sir Limply Stoke

The Blogger Known as Banned

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Banned

 

The blogger known as ‘banned‘ who blogs here is a cunt (not really).

First person to comment on the new ISAC site – even before we’d started any formatting. Cunt.

First person to take the piss here – even before we do any fixing stuff. Cunt.

First person to make TheEye shout ‘Fuck Off, I’m working on it you cunt‘ at the screen.

and is also an all round top bloke (still a cunt though)

‘banned’ is only really getting grief for being the first person on our new turf and knowing us from the old days so ‘banned’ is a fun target. Cuntish values are low, really.

To be honest, he’s a top blogger and you shouldn’t miss his commentary.

Go and annoy the cunt at his blog. You’ll enjoy his stuff.

IsACunt Redesign!

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This is a Parish Notice. Shut up and listen.
The Grumpy Old Twat and TheEye are going to be screwing with website things today. And possibly tomorrow.
There will be downtime. It’s what we call in the industry Random Shit Is Happening Come Back Later.
A new site will emerge; constructed from tinfoil, sticky tape and the tormented souls of the dead.

 

Gary Barlow

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Gary Fucking Barlow, Cunt. Once a shite singer in a group of wankers called Fuck That (or something similar) now the chief toady and arse licking Cunt in charge of the Burger Van at the Queens Jubilee Concert for fucks sake.

Like the fucking Queen gives a shit about the square headed jug lugged slimy turdcunt Barlow and his wanky crooners.

Nominated by OLLIE BURTONS GRANDAD

The Jubilee

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We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts
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Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn’t actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone. 
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.