The Jubilee

We have just endured a week of unquestioning jubilee arselicking that would make a North Korean blush.

 Where was the fucking balance?

We are not all Alan fucking Titmarch.

Where was an alternative opinion on this gushing shite?

60 years doing fuck all on state benefits.

60 years producing a family of inbred retards who in turn marry other inbred retards.

A jubilee celebrating her majesty the cunt.

Fuck the lot of them. Cunts

Nominated by cuntstable cuntbubble

TheEye doesn’t actually agree with this cunting but the site is an equal-opportunity Cunting Zone.¬†
This is a properly proposed Cunting so it goes up.

8 thoughts on “The Jubilee

  1. TheEye is an example of what was lacking everywhere during this Jubilee cringefest. Balance.
    Equal Opportunity Cunting is enshrined in Magna Carta and I thank him for agreeing to differ.

  2. from Hurling Dervish

    …or will she let me walk across the millions of acres of crown estate that is currently out of bounds to cunts like us, because the thieving fucking Germanic cunts have seized it from the nation.
    I’m tempted to bring my St Bernard along for a in the hope it lays a massive fucking shit every quarter of a mile.
    Here you are your majesty, step in that you cunt!

  3. A weekend off toffs, jingoism and celebrities having a contest to see who can get their tongue far enough up the queen’s cunt to maybe find a knighthood up there.

    A weekend of rich cunts splashing around public money like an out of control haemophiliac cunt on its period.

  4. God Bless Ya, Gentlemen! Yir Vitriole has not only restored my faith in the idea that there’s intelligent life in the Universe….bit it made me guffaw heartily ( which doesn’t happen to often with a cynical cunt like myself goin’ through a mid-life crisis n wondering ‘what’s the fuckin point!!!)

  5. I’m in favour of keeping the monarchy – so we can keep slagging off the sponging inbred cunts. It’s traditional.

  6. At this time of year I’d like to nominate Shane MacGowan, they started playing that cunting song on the radio again last week.

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