The England One Day Cricket team are a useless steaming shitpile of World Cup failure going-home-early, national embarrassment, can’t bat catch or field mongs, humiliated, how the hell did you muppets steal the Ashes did the Aussies leave it in a bar, losing-to-Ireland-and-fucking-Banglafuckingdesh-ferfucksakes the cunts you useless cunts.
“Peaches” Geldof is a thieving little cunt.
George Michael is a making-it-difficult-for-the-rest-of-us “I deserved to be jailed” but no doubt continuing to puff on cunt
Prince Andrew is a suddenly-and-inexplicably-picked-on-by-the-media but still lardy and parasitic right royal cunt.
Hugo Chavez is a cry baby, never off the phone to his commie mate Ghadaffi, blubbing about how unfair it was that their fellow muppets in Tunisia and Egypt were getting theirs on the street, pant wetting red cunt.
Hugo Chavez in the crosshairs of the 4th Fleet, and he knows it. Commie Caracas Cunt, cunt.