Ruth Davidson (2)

Ruth Davidson is a cunt, isn’t she?

Age: Looks 60, is 40.

Job: Leader of the Scottish Tories.

Sex: Scissoring.

Weight: Chubby, middle-aged man.

Views: Staunch Remainer. Currently refusing to back the Government with a No Deal scenario. Perhaps she’d rather pay the Reich £39 Billion, cross her fingers, and hope they treat us well.

Style: Plumber at a court hearing, Kim Jong-Un.

Hair: Boot polish shampoo, 90’s Manc, indie guitarist, bigoted lesbian.

Hobbies: Attacking Boris Johnson, flicking women’s beans, permanently grinning, pretending she doesn’t hate men.

Ambition: To become PM, the eradication of men, Scotland to qualify for a football tournament.

Man in the street’s magnanimous opinion: Ruth Davidson is so woefully unattractive I’d rather stick my cock in a HARLEY Davidson.

Nominated by Captain Magnanimous

The Stansted 15

I would like to nominate the so called Stansted 15 for a cunting.

These liberal snowflakes are cunts of the highest order. They are the poster pin ups of cunts that exist today. These leftist, middle class, snowflake twats think that they are heroes saving the world and in the process preaching about the injustices for these criminals who have not contributed to our society. These idiots decided to hold up a flight deporting criminals and faced charges of terrorism and found guilty although they escaped prison I wonder why. The judge who sentenced them was also a cunt. Because of there fucking actions it has resulted in the delay of deporting Foreign criminals such as rapists and murderers. There response is that they would have been at risk Of persecution if they were sent back. What about their victims? It would have been good for these cunts to be locked up in the multicultural prison so they can experience the dregs of society. But no the judge feels they have suffered enough and understood their plight.

These cunts feel that they did the right thing and worryingly there are a number of deluded snowflake cunts who agree. Look at the picture of them posing after the court case. One of these cunts says that history will vindicate them. If only we had a time machine so we could erase these fuckers.

Read the daily mail article for full details.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7268407/Foreign-

 

Nominated By Jason

Pikey signage

 

    and we do a side line in clothes pegs.

Lots of these popping up where I live, abandoned smart cars parked on verges in full pretend company livery.

Box sided trailers chained to lamp posts or stuck on roundabouts, same old free phone numbers, same old local number (same one as another company that had shit reviews last year any way)

so the question is, if 90% of your work comes from recommendations why do you have to stick these shitty signs everywhere, and when are you going to move that car you dumped at the junction?

Nominated by Pants stripe

Intolerance & Social Media

 

Surely I’m not alone in noticing the ever increasing amount of narcissism that is polluting the air, like an obese mans fart straight into your nostrils.

The intolerance of difference of opinion is higher than ever.

*Don’t like a film or piece of supposed entertainment that they do? Here comes the hissy fit. On top of that you are a racist, sexist, misogynistic bigot etc etc. I find it rather interesting the media barely mentions the existence of misandrists when I see quite a bit of it about , in particular against the “straight white male”. Forget about simply thinking the film or series was a char grilled pile of elephant shit.

* The “Anyone who doesn’t agree or says this , is getting unfollowed”. I mean fuck off will you. Just fuck off. How up your own arse do you have to be like this and I’m not even talking about the more serious topics here, I’ve seen this plenty when it comes to opinions on sports teams or some stink bomb chewing cunt on a reality show.

* it feels like dumbing down and sensitising the population even further is a global plan and the next generation will be even worse. True there has always been the more arse wipe type people out there but since mobile phones are the necessity to many these days, folks have gotten worse even away from the screen.

* Trolls are filling their boots and will likely never run out of so many easy pickings again. I say good luck to them and may they mind fuck these charmless cunts to oblivion.

*Whatever happened to not giving a shit to liking something others didn’t?

Nominated by Travis The Shat Thrower

Extinction rebellion 2

I would like to give Extinction rebellion a a mega 100 gun broadside of a cunting for being an absolute bunch of time wasting, carbon emissions raising, job, business and life ruining bunch of gobshite snowflake, inconsiderate jobless, worthless ,do gooding cunts, these fucks have caused mayhem in various cities around the UK for the sake of the environment and all they have managed to achieve is a months worth of carbon emissions in 3 days, various businesses’ suffering in an already difficult time, people getting layed off as a result, useless coppers should have kicked their fucking heads in, and now they are just another bunch of cunts like green peace or fathers for justice, Greenham common, vegans, lesso,s and hommo,s, who no-one takes seriously due to going about things the wrong way, these cunts probably drove to the campaign, so they can cause mayhem, act like cunts and even stopped one guy in Bristol getting to his dying father before he passed, these cunts should have tear gas and a baton to the teeth, and I wonder if Emma Thompson flew over again to whine about the environment, until, India, Pakistan,China,Japan,USA, Africa and the fucking Arabs start cleaning up their act we in the UK may as well do our worst because its all a waste of time, the world is fucked and cunts like Extinction rebellion and the like only make it worse…..Treble Cunts

Nominated by fuglyucker