Since he has never appeared in or on a game show, played footbalI or been sold as a cuddly toy I doubt that any of you cunts have ever heard of him.
Probably a waste of time cunting the old cunt, donchaknow? Anyway here is a photo of the old ‘never worked for a living my comrades’ cunt.
Nominated by: Sir Limply Stoke
My first act as ‘Urbancuntbumfuhrer’ would be to annex Netherton and Stourbridge. England can keep Birmingham and Dudley. As for Smethwick- a mysterious fire will ravage the district from the Dudley Road to the marches of Ickneild Port. The devastation will be total; no change there then.
For Tiptonites there will be subsidies on Carlsberg Special Brew, hot chips and blue pop. All male children will be henceforth known as ‘Ronaldo.’ Female brats will have the choice between ‘Char’mane or Shi’anne (how’s that for democracy). Matching shell suits will be compulsory for couples. Dentistry will be abolished and public inebriation reinstated. All Council houses will be fitted with immense satellite dishes. As always Tiptonites will look to the East. Vast stretches of industrial wasteland beckons. Arise Tiptonites, arise!
The streets will resound with the refrain: ‘Hail Flaxen Saxon.’ I also intend to ally the Tipton grout with the Zimbabwe dollar. Currently one Tipton groat will buy 100 billion Zim dollars, no make that 500 billion Zim dollars……
Nominated by: Flaxen Saxon
I COULD GO ON TO NAME AND SHAME BUT YOU CUNTS KNOW WHO YOU ARE, IN PART BECAUSE I TOLD YOU AT MY LAST FUCKING APPRAISAL! CUNTING CUNTS.
Nominated by: Cripplecock
Rebeccan Addlington, Olympic swimming cunt; Steve Davis, has been snooker cunt; Kian Egan, has been Westlife singer cunt; David Emmanuel, Princess Di’s dress designing cunt; Joey Essex, who the fuck is this cunt? cunt; Annabel Giles, little known TV presenter cunt; Mo Harris, fat twat Eastenders cunt – what the fuck is her real name anyway?; Lucy Pargeter, kicked out of Emmerdale on her arse cunt; Alfonso Ribiero, unknown American actor cunt looking for a job; Vincent Simone, poncy dancing cunt; Amy Willerton, a cunt with big tits; Mathew Wright, daytime chat show cunt.
All a bunch of cunts trying to revitalise their flagging careers by making cunts of themselves by undergoing purile self inflicted humiliation in a cheap, crappy TV show.
Cunts in the jungle with Ant and Dec – two more cunts.
Who the fuck watches this shit anyway? They’ve gotta be brain dead or high as a kite to settle down to this shite every night and believe it’s entertainment! We’ve got to be the biggest cunts for watching it in the first place!
Nominated by: Dioclese
Not to mention if Oxfam can supply a village with water for 3 quid a month I’m fucking changing suppliers…. I pay £140 plus a fucking year to the money grabbing fuckers that supply mine. For those who need a well in their village I would first suggest you start fucking digging….. lazy cunts.
I have to mention that although I do have a heart, charity begins at home … my cunting home! Get me another beer from the fridge you fat arsed cow! Change the fucking channel on the telly while your up, for fuck sake it’s another charity cunting advert!
Nominated by: Cripplecock