I can´t express the depth of my hatred for sliding doors. I had several installed in a big flat I lived in about 20 years ago and after a while they ended up getting stuck or warped and required the strength of Samson to open or close. I moved a couple of years back and had to have them installed again as my present place is a lot smaller with no room to swing a cat.

Now the same thing is happening again. Every time I want a shirt or socks, I have a wrestling match with the unwieldy defiant bloody thing that refuses to run smoothly on its castors and leaves me red faced and foul mouthed. Fuck sliding doors and whoever invented them. To make things worse my wife has just put up a hideous curtain between the kitchen and living room that looks as if separates the rooms in a Turkish brothel. (How do you know what a Turkish brothel looks like? – NA.)

Interior design – bah humbug!

Nominated by: Mr Polly

Morrisons are a bunch of “I’m so sorry” cunts.

BBC News Link

The story is that Morrisons had labeled their salt and pepper chicken as containing non EU salt and pepper. This caused outrage to some remainer cunts on soshul meeja who took to Twitter to complain and claim that Morrisons were pushing an anti EU agenda. Cue Morrisons coming out immediately to say sorry and that they would bow down to the superior remainer and promise to change the packaging.

First off, they even said in their reply that this was to do with packaging standards to state where the food was actually produced, so why the fuck say sorry if this is how you label food!? But second, why admit blame like some battered house wife as soon as some prick on twatter decides to go all keyboard warrior. The fuckers are convinced they’re entitled and can get their own way because companies suck them off any time they get annoyed.

Fuck you Morrisons you cunts, grow a pair.

Nominated by: elcuntio

and seconded by: Lord of the Rings

I would like to second this nomination, but add that whatever pricks were ‘offended’ by this chicken label, are nappy wearing, rainbow ribbon faggots of Massive wankfullness. They are Uber Cunts.

Morrisons are spinelese jellfish cunts for paying attention & giving in to this fucking horseshit.

Daily Mail News Link

How utterly predictable….The pigs at the trough again show their utter contempt for the opinion of the electorate.

They obviously realise that the public couldn’t have a lower opinion of politicians anyhow,so why not just brazenly demonstrate their arrogance?…They might as well have just told us all to ” Fuck Off,we’ll do as we please” and be done with it.

They are no better than common criminals.

Nominated by: Dick Foxchaser-Fiddler

And this from W. C. Boggs 

“SIR” KEIR STARMER M.P:

The poor duckie has been raising his blood pressure about greedy Boris and those nasty Conservatives, but, to show what a motherfucker he really is:

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Whey-faced oleaginous hypocritical cunt,

Supposedly, a class was showing support for a pupil in Spain who was expelled for wearing a skirt, all in the name of respect, equality and inclusivity, don’t you know.

Was it the class who decided to do this, or the woke arseholes who brainwash the kids? You decide.

Pupils were told that they don’t have to take part if they don’t want to, but you can bet your bank account that any parent, or even a small kid, who refuses this shit, will be stigmatised with every ‘ism’ and ‘phobia’ that these woke cunts can think of.

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These kids are our future? Fuck help us.

Nominated by: mystic maven