Matt Lucas [3]


My Fellow Cunters,
For your Cuntsideration:

Matt Lucas becomes a German Citizen.

Everybody’s favourite slap headed, morbidly obese arse bandit has revealed he has become one of “Ze Germans”, because Brexit is pointless and masochistic.
For-Fucks-Sake!

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-10160767/Bake-Offs-Matt-Lucas-reveals-German-citizen.html

Nothing to do with Germany’s more relaxed views on “certain sexual proclivities”, then?

I thought he claimed Jewish Heritage? Germany makes perfect sense, then?
(Indeed, check out this link then – Fleeing the Nazis – NA)

I will laugh myself silly, if he does actually relocate there and encounters a large group of “Peacefuls”.
We can but hope??

Nominated by: Cuntfinder General

Tony Robinson [3]


Last night I watched a show called ‘ Britain’s Hidden Wars’.
Hosted by Baldrick it covered the Mau Mau uprising in 50s Kenya.
But lo and behold!
The Mau Mau (who massacred black women and children) are nowadays brave freedom fighters against the hated English who are worse than the nazis!
Baldrick couldn’t be impartial,
It was obvious were his sympathies lay.
The program itself was good having ex Mau Mau terrorists talking and footage from the uprisings.
Well Baldrick,
I came away with a different opinion altogether.
I think that colonialism was good.
I think we should of if anything been harsher on them.
One fact that Baldrick didn’t cover, and I know,
Being a intellectual.
Is that Idi Amin fought the Mau Mau for the British in the King’s African Rifles.
Winning a medal for bravery.
Well done Idi.?
So Baldrick,
Do your fuckin research better you traitorous little virtue signaller.

https://www.channel4.com/programmes/britains-forgotten-wars-with-tony-robinson
(Link provided by: Ruff Tuff Creampuff)

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

Unvaccinated Care Home Workers

If you’re one of those that doesn’t have a job tomorrow (11th Nov) because you work in a care home and refuse to be vaccinated then you’re a cunt.

I was listening to some stupid woman on breakfast telly this morning banging on about how being forced to have a jab was a violation of her yuman rights. Interestingly she wasn’t brave enough to show her face. She also reckons if takes away her right to choose.

This is bollocks on several fronts :

Firstly, her choice isn’t being taken away. Her choice is either have the jab and carry on working in a care home or don’t have it and work somewhere else.

Secondly, what about the yuman rights of the people she cares for? These are on the whole elderly vulnerable people with underlying health issues. They have a right to be protected.

And, thirdly, this is not new. My daughter is a radiotherapist. When she returned to work after several years of caring for her son, she had to prove that she’d had several mandatory vaccinations before she was allowed to return to work. A Covid vaccination is just one more added to the list if you want to work in the NHS.

So if you’re an out of work care home worker tomorrow then you only have yourself to blame for being a pig ignorant selfish fucker and you deserve to be unemployed.

And I’m forced to add that if I was your next potential employer then you’d be asked at the interview if you’d had the vaccine, otherwise I wouldn’t employ you because I have a duty of care to my existing employees.

So for all of the above reasons, you’re a cunt…

Nominated by: Dioclese 

Daily Mail News Link

Crisis after Crisis after…

The never-ending crises.

Every week there seems to be yet another crisis/disaster/catastrophe, the sole design of which is to send people into a mad panic.

It’s all getting a bit like the cliff hangers at the end of old television programmes, like Adam West era Batman.

Toilet Roll Shortages
People scurrying to get back from going abroad before a country goes on a red list.
Fuel Shortages
The ongoing climate crisis
Turkey shortage crisis (it’s dry as a bone and tasteless anyway, so I’ll have joint of beef thanks).
Meat shortages (funny the supermarket shelves seem to be as full as they usually are this time of year)
Shipping Crisis

It’s now become like the tale of the boy who cried wolf for me. It’s lost any sort of effect other than to make me sigh and shake my head dismissively.

Toys for Christmas seems to be the latest one. Funny though, there doesn’t seem to be any shortage of plastic tat from China/Taiwan/Malaysia does there?

All part of project fear.
YouTube Link

“We’re doomed, we’re all doomed.”

Nominated by: Harold

 

Sky Sports (13)

I see Jeff Stelling is leaving sky sports, probably pissed off that his Saturday show has been turned into a virtue signalling wokefest.

It used to be a good watch 2 to 3 years ago, good humour and banter and the panel knew what they were talking about, not like the crap on there now. What’s the betting that his replacement will be an ethnic, possibly female who knows fuck all and is as non entertaining as a that fat cunt Jo Brand. Another once decent tv programme ruined by virtue signalling wokeism.

News Link

Nominated by: DLP