The Perfect Shark Shot


“I knew something was different because the sharks were on the surface,” says Tayane Dalazen, a 37-year old Brazilian lawyer and social media personality.

“There were a lot of them,” she says. “Later, I discovered [the tour organisers] were feeding the sharks so that they would interact with the tourists.”

Dalazen, from Sao Paulo, was on a shark-diving trip on the Brazilian coast in April when she suddenly felt “strong pressure” on her leg.

“When the shark bit me, the pain was very strong,” she says. “I stayed calm because I knew I couldn’t fight the animal.”

Incidents of sharks biting humans are incredibly rare, but at least three influencers have been bitten by the animals in less than a year. Scientists say they’re increasingly concerned about the rise in social media videos showing people swimming too close to sharks, touching or even riding them.

“I’m seeing these videos every single week now and it’s way more than it ever used to be,” says shark scientist Kristian Parton, who also hosts the ‘Shark Bytes’ YouTube channel. “We’re going to see people ending up in really serious incidents with sharks.”

In July, a fishing influencer almost lost his leg after being attacked by a reef shark whilst spearfishing. In December, a Chinese content creator was bitten in the Maldives. Both incidents were caught on camera.

What the fuck is wrong with these idiots?

The fantastic social media has a lot to answer for.

I am however a keen advocate of Natural Selection.

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Nominated by : Unkle Terry

58 thoughts on “The Perfect Shark Shot

  1. They were taken TO Jamaica as slaves.
    They’ll have to leave.
    Be repatriated to Africa.

    They went to Jamaica to cut sugar cane.
    sugar, that makes rum coincidentally.
    They should stop that too.
    its colonialism.

    the tatty haired cunts.

  2. Besides its the Arawak people that are indigenous to Jamaica and not the mattered haired yardie cunts moaning.

    And it was the Spanish not us that colonised it and filled it with slaves.

    it was the British who liberated it from the evil spanish.
    we then made it a pirate colony😃

    Sir Henry Morgan the famous pirate and the bloke portrayed on Captain Morgans Rum was made Governor of Port Royal.

    yo ho ho

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