The Ukraine Situation

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Ukraine – ensuring freedoms future

Just thought I’d get this nomination in before I’m converted into a pile of radioactive dust. Apparently this is going happen next Wednesday.

Now you might wonder exactly what the fuck is going on in the minds of American Military Intelligence – which is a double oxymoron in itself. Seems sleepy Joe has been told by his spooks that Russian will start WWIII on Wednesday. Is Putin really that thick? Or is it a deliberate leak to pile on the pressure or divert attention to starting the war on Tuesday while they’re all off guard. Either way it sounds like a pile of steaming horseshit to me.

Putin, I hate to admit, has a point. The Yank’s got out of their pram when the Ruskies wanted to put missiles in Cuba but apparently it’s OK for the Yank’s to put missiles in Ukraine right on the Russian border.

Ukraine could stop a lot of this crap by just doing a Switzerland and declaring itself neutral. That takes care of Putin’s main beef that they be denied membership of NATO which, to me, sounds reasonable.

But no. The warmongers in the West – being as bad as the warmongers in the East – won’t just agree to that so we have troops on the border from both sides. Seems that it’s OK for the Yanks to put troops on the western border but not for the Russians to put troops on the Eastern border. Clear double standards.

So Ukraine joins NATO, attacks Crimea to get it back from Russia despite the fact that most of the population in Crimea is ethnic Russian anyway. NATO joins in and directly engages the Russians. The big red button gets pushed, missiles fly, and we’re all dead.

Frankly if the human race is this stupid then the universe will be a better place without us. And in the great scheme of things, the universe wouldn’t notice anyway.

Yes, the human race is stupid and stupidity will be the end of us all.

So fuck Ukraine. Do a deal with Putin and sort it out. And while we’re at it – the US should get the fuck out of other people’s countries and stop stirring up shit. And start by taking your bases out of Britain and go ensure freedoms future in your own fucking country before we’re all slaughtered…

Nominated by: Rt. Hon. Dioclese

And this just in from MeatShits:

The UK and USA miliary in its entirety are a bunch of useless cunts.
Right now both are getting involved in this Russian/Ukraine shit even though it has FUCK ALL to do with them.
This will be a disaster for the simple reason that both U.S and UK military will be more concerned about wearing masks,social distancing,using hand gel and trying not to upset the countless trans non binary they/them fuckwits they have enlisted.

Russia will wipe the fuckin floor with them.
Then North Korea will no doubt join in and fuck em even more for being such limp wristed knee dropping woke LGBTQ cunts.

David Baddiel (4)

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https://metro.co.uk/2022/02/01/david-baddiels-response-to-whoopi-goldberg-apology-is-an-important-read-16028299/

WTF?

So David Baddiel accepts Goldberg apology regarding her comments on the Holocaust. And even worse, Piers Morgan (that self declared champion of free speech) says she should be sacked for her comments.

Basically, she suggested that the Holocaust was not about race. I understand she is obsessed about her colour and thinks that a ‘race card’ has to be about skin colour. It could be argued that the Holocaust targeted a generalised ‘group’ of people – Gypsies, Homosexuals, Jews, Handicapped etc – in which case it would hardly be about race. But my point is, that even if it was about race, that she is entitled to her opinion. She may be wrong in her conclusion and I have never particularly liked the woman, because of her own white racial views – but she is entitled to her opinion. She may have to suffer some social consequence of her opinion – but she is entitled to voice her opinion. Do you hear that David? Piers? Just fuck off. How can you claim to be an enemy of the ‘thought police’ when you come out with such shameful shit?

Nominated by Cassandra…

And seconded by Liberal Liquidator…

David Baddiel.

I have always disliked this scruffy wanker. Maybe its because he inhabits the cliquey North London Labour voting bubble, hates Brexit and the evil Tories for daring to suggest scrapping the license fee.

Maybe its because he went to Cambridge and joined theatrical club, the Cambridge Footlights, home to other twats never off the telly like Stephen Fry and Sue Perkins. Maybe its help giving the country the ‘Three Lions’ football anthem butchered by every boozed up Innngerlaaand ‘fan’ wearing a traffic cone on their head since 1996.

Or maybe its the riding on Frank Skinners coat tails to earn a bit of working class street cred, after writing and starring in Fantasy Football League in the 90’s his career has been remarkably unscathed by his impression of football player Jason Lee wearing a pineapple on his head in blackface. Must have the same PR team as Justin Trudeau.

Maybe he is just a bit of a dick.

Nadia Sawalha – Extremely Loose Woman

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Nadia Sawalha

Nadia Sawalha is getting a bit of a reputation of late for posting pictures of herself, mimicking outfits worn by so-called ‘celebrities’. The ‘star’ of TV’s ‘Loose Women’ has now apparently sent her fans ‘crazy’ by recreating a recent swimsuit pose by Kim ‘Silicone Buns’ Kardashian.

Now perhaps it was meant as a joke, but truth is, this is not a pretty sight; a definite case of too much information being placed in the public domain if you ask me.

You’ve done yourself no favours here girl. I suppose that the usual suspects in the IsAC horn section just might be titillated by this. Those of a more nervous disposition should look away now.

https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1558938/Loose-Women-Nadia-Sawalha-bum-pic-Kim-Kardashian-Instagram-news-update-latest#conversation-wrapper

Nominated by Ron Knee

Freddie

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Freddie Lewis and his enabler, the BBC, talk candidly about Freddie’s occasional periods here: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-59829907 (warning: don’t read within two hours of eating). Does this make one or both of them cunts? You be the judge…

I accept that I’m not medically trained, and have led a relatively sheltered existence, but to the best of my knowledge no man has ever visited the GP (yeah, I know, imagine for a minute that it’s possible to fucking see one!) complaining, “Dr, help me, I’ve got blood weeping from my member!” only for the GP to reply, “Congratulations, Mr Cunt, your periods have just begun. Here’s a free tampon to get you started, courtesy of the NHS.”

It’s more likely to be, “Here’s a leaflet about your cock cancer. Close the door on your way out, that waiting room filled with illegal immigrants aren’t gonna diagnose themselves. They’ve got enough on their plate grabbing their free accommodation, food, money and schooling for Abdul and Fatima where they can learn all about White Privilege.”

After much thought, I’ve concluded that the BBC are definitely cunts for promoting this. Whilst Freddie probably isn’t, I assume he still has one, or at least some surgically mangled remnant thereof, to bleed from. Thank fuck I don’t pay the telly tax.

Nominated by Cunty McCunt

Meat free ‘meat’ – and the people who make it

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People who make meat-free food. I dont mind veggies/vegans that much when they dont claim to be better than me because I eat meat. You want a fruit/veg diet, thats fine. But why are we pandering to them by making meat-free bacon and sausages, and dairy-free cheese? If you want bacon, sausages and cheese then dont be vegan, dont make us produce this horrible fake shit. Oh, it tastes the same. Um, no, it doesnt mate! Now, fast food places are making meat-free burgers and stuff. I go to mcdonalds (not fucking maccy d’s) specifically FOR a burger, not for a veggie meal! Lets stop pandering to these nob-ends and just tell them to go eat a fucking carrot!

Nominated by ElDiablo666