This is the latest idea to fight crime and reoffending, a category-C “super prison” in the heart of Wellingborough, Northamptonshire, at a cost to the Taxpayer of around £253m.

What makes this different from old fashioned prisons is this:-

Offenders will be called residents and not the sigmatic “prisoner”
The Governor will be called the Director
Cells to be called rooms
Windows will have no bars
Residents will have a shower unit in their room, along with power sockets for TV, games consoles and tablet computers.
There will also be a fully-equipped gym and indoor/outdoor sports pitches, snooker tables, table tennis tables etc.
classrooms and private tuition will be offered to improve education and trade skills.
Residents can use tablets to keep in contact with friends and order food from online menus in the kitchens.

The Deputy PM is promoting this kind of prison, and said “I am interested in punishment because that is what the public expects. I am not really interested in stigmatising in a way that is counterproductive to my driving down reoffending.

“What you have heard, which I like, is giving offenders something to lose. If you come to a place like this with gyms, workshops and the ability to do skills education, you get a glimmer of the future of how your life could be.

“Then it is up to offenders to take that second chance. If they don’t do that, they lose their entitlements, their perks. That is what really matters.”

I just don’t have the energy to say anything else. I just need to lie down in a dark room and pretend this shit is nothing but a fucking dream!

Telegraph Link.
(Because Technocunt thinks we’re all smart enough and rich enough to subscribe to The Daily Telegraph – NA)

Times Link.
(Because Cassandra thinks we’re all posh enough to subscribe to The Times – NA)

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/17838890/britain-new-prison-hmp-five-wells/
(But Man of the People Night Admin provides you with a link to The Scum – NA)

Nominated by: Technocunt

Hailford Link

Bullies are cunts, we all know this, but now and then you can really see what happens when there are no bullies, case in point see above.

There are some people who now due to a lack of bullies decide to paint eye brows on with a Dulux brush and other equally stupid things and then have no spine what so ever when they get some justifiable criticism.

Cue the snow flakes wailing about mental health, im sorry but when you go out in public looking like this much of a cunt, you have to expect to have the piss taken and then some.

Dosnt this dozy fucktard have a mirror, dosnt her mum say- love you look like a clown crossed with a fuck doll, go and sort it out.

Nominated by: Fuglyucker

Ronnie Albert Bartlett – who he? Answer:

I note that Norwich, of all places, and uniquely, has an Honorary (sic) Russian Consulate. This is run by locally-prominent potato products tycoon Ronnie Albert Bartlett, whose details were pretty easy to find, but, you know, GDPR. His brief is to look after the interests of Russians living in the UK, though probably not when those interests contrast with those of the kleptocracy. The website carries a rolling banner complaining that we haven’t provided satisfactory explanations for the Skripal job. LOL.

Bartlett is a cunt and needs to be discouraged from aiding what is effectively an enemy state. And let me include all others of his ilk.

https://www.rusemb.org.uk/contact/Norwich/

Nominated by: Komodo