Sir Gavin Williamson MP [4]


Yes I know when every honours list is published everyone says…”FUCKING HELL!!!!! That fucking cunt! Are these cunts taking the piss or what?”…but this one really is a shocker. The wanker was only elected in 2010 yet he has already managed to climb the greasy pole to 2 cabinet positions and, due to his total incompetence, has been sacked by 2 different Prime Ministers. Not “reshuffled” but SACKED…get to the back benches you embarrassing tossbag.

But, for some reason, we can’t upset this crawling little toad so give him a fucking knighthood. Now, either this bastard knows where the bodies are buried or he’s been seriously sucking up in Westminster. Either way I don’t like the cut of his jib.

Here’s another interesting fact about Sir Gavin……he keeps a fucking Tarantula as a pet! Now if that’s not fucking weird I’m going to do a degree in Creepy Weirdo Studies at Bristol University. They’ll probably tell that I only hate big hairy spiders because they’re black and I need to check my “White Privilege” but fuck them…and fuck Sir Gavin wankpot while you’re at it!

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-03-03/gavin-williamson-to-become-a-sir-after-queen-approves-knighthood
https://www.forces.net/news/defence-secretary-gavin-williamsons-pet-tarantula-evicted-mod
https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/news/8517001/outrage-gavin-williamson-knighted-six-months-after-sacked/
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Nominated by: Freddie the Frog

Cancer is a White Privilege (4)


Apparently, white people are more likely to die of cancer than any other race, ethnic, whatever you want to call them.

Why am I not surprised. Could it be that, even into my late 60’s, I’m still paying tax to support these liggers, and the stress is literally killing me.
It’s a fact that stress and cancer are linked.

Could it be that we’re spending so much money treating the non contributing population that we have nothing to spare for research.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-60574317

Nominated by: Jeezum Priest

Paulette Hamilton M.P.


A maiden cunting please for Starmer’s latest pain in the arse – that daft looking woman Paulette Hamilton who won the Birmingham Erdington election, a perpetually grinning tart who looks like a [edited] wearing big glasses. The BBC sat on a story till the polls closed, which suggests that, apart from being a “hard-working black woman” she is a race baiter who , a few years ago pondered on a “black uprising”. In short she is David Lammy with a real cunt. Dame Keir, as ever, twisted the substantiated claim as “a shameful [THAT word again!] attempt to stop a black woman from winning her seat – the first black woman MP in Birmingham”: Ah, how sad, how pathetic in the true meaning of that word. I find it hard to believe no other Dark Keys from the Midlands has ever darkened Parliament’s door, but I will take the old arsehole’s word for it. The second city has had more than it’s share of HoC wankers., of whatever race.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-byelection-paulette-hamilton-uprising-b2027074.html

There we are – even the useful idiots of Starmer felt compelled to report it – this is no Daily Mail or Express scoop, but only one step down (or up ? – you decide) from the Labourites fanzine “The Guardian”.

In a way I welcome this old bag – grinning the while like she has just seen a bag of nuts – because after all the back-slapping and mutual masturbation in the Labour camp (and they don’t come much camper) dies away, I think this “hard-working” nurse will become as big an embarrassment to Kweer as Diane and Butler (“I ‘ate you, Butler!”). Instead of grinning in her big glasses and showing us those big teeth, as she sits on Kweer’s shoulder while he plays his barrel organ, she will be stirring up racial discontent , – a dog returning to it’s own vomit.

It will also create another problem. It won’t be long, with their entitlement, before the Lammy’s, the Butler’s, the Lewis’s – and the Hamilton’s, too , will not be content to be mere ministers – they will want the top job, and Starmer will find himself, sans lipstick and greasepaint, back in court with his wig, while Black Labour will turn the country into Mugabe country, and we will be ruled over by half witted idiots – perhaps even Sad-dick Kunt will return in triumph from County Hall. Mandy, blacked up, will be on hand to offer “advice”.

Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

Vandalism and the Far Right?


Some cunt is daubing runic symbols on old buildings in York.

A spokescunt has said:
“We reported to special branch when targeted back in November. They weren’t investigating as [they] said it was isolated. Some of the symbols/runes we had were associated with far right/white supremacists.”

Spokescunt obviously disappointed that his paranoia not acted on.

Yep, get Special Branch involved due to the swastikas and SS style script. Except it isnt. This is hippy dippy runic shite. Fuck all to do with the ever present far right white supremacists who terrorise us all. Daily. They probably get the bus from Harrogate, that hotbed of neo Naziism. The cunts.

MSM Link.

Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Trigger Point


A TV programme.

I watched this with increasing disbelief.
I found out that:
Most senior positions in the Met are held by efniks.
London apparently has a police bomb disposal squad.
Otherwise competent actors can be wooden and unbelievable.

And best of all —- A bombing campaign to indiscriminately murder civilians, including using suicide vests, was orchestrated by disgruntled ex British squaddies.

I have learned that the evil and danger in our country is down to British servicemen. The ‘far right’.

Whoever wrote and commissioned this horseshit should be working for the Guardian.
What a crock of shit .

No link but probably on some i player or other.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11958610/
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Nominated by: Cuntstable Cuntbubble

Seconded by Dioclese with this:

Seconded. And the cunts have commissioned a second series